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Natty
08-13-2001, 08:36 AM
Shaggy, Craig David and Britney Spears were at a dinner party when somebody farted.... Shaggy said 'It wasn't me', Craig David said, "I'm walkin away" and Britney Spears said "Oops I did it again

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Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;)

NiKo
08-13-2001, 08:52 AM
hehe. all the people i hate...

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MagnusB
08-13-2001, 03:09 PM
What's that you're holding up there NiKo?

Faith
08-13-2001, 04:54 PM
lol @ joke http://www.escapemi.com/forums/wink.gif http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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MegaMonkey
08-13-2001, 04:57 PM
I find it pretty funny...

Bring us some more jokes 'bout B1tchney Spears! We love to hate her http://www.escapemi.com/forums/wink.gif

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NiKo
08-13-2001, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by MagnusB:
What's that you're holding up there NiKo?

my necklace?
i just "NiKofized" 2D....



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Natty
08-14-2001, 07:53 AM
Originally posted by MegaMonkey:
Bring us some more jokes 'bout B1tchney Spears! We love to hate her http://www.escapemi.com/forums/wink.gif



After what NiKo's friends in Finland got up to while he was there? *giggles* an 11yo pretending to be a 16yo Britney Spears/ tellietubbie loving wierdo http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif Swowwy NiKo http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif



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Natty
08-14-2001, 08:00 AM
I'm suuuuuuuure you guys are gonna love this http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif


The Perfect Woman

Quotes From The Perfect Woman:
1.) "I'll swallow it all...I just love the taste!"
2.) "Are you sure you've had enough beer?"
3.) "I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!"
4.) "Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome!"
5.) "If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!"
6.) "I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?"
7.) "You're so sexy when you're hung over."
8.) "I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping."
9.) "Let's subscribe to Hustler."
10.) "Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?"
11.) "Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses."
12.) "I'll be out painting the house."
13.) "I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too."
14.) "Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!"
15.) "I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house."
16.) "No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed."
17.) "Your mother did a great job raising you."
18.) "Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs."
19.) "I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year for God's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever."
20.) "Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?"
21.) "Not the ****ing mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!" 22.) "Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8."
23.) "You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings."
24.) "That was a great fart! Do another one!"
25.) "I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya!"


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Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;)

NiKo
08-14-2001, 10:05 AM
"sniff"... i MISS my X-GIRLFRIEND!!! http://koti.mbnet.fi/peku1/smilies/sad/sad25.gif

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MagnusB
08-14-2001, 10:08 AM
She was like this?
Don't!

Drunken_Sailor
08-14-2001, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by MegaMonkey:
I find it pretty funny...

We love to hate her http://www.escapemi.com/forums/wink.gif



Not her legs though http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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NiKo
08-14-2001, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by MagnusB:
She was like this?
Don't!


nah, it was just a follow up joke http://www.escapemi.com/forums/wink.gif


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Drunken_Sailor
08-14-2001, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by Natty:
I'm suuuuuuuure you guys are gonna love this http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif


The Perfect Woman

Quotes From The Perfect Woman:
1.) "I'll swallow it all...I just love the taste!"
2.) "Are you sure you've had enough beer?"
3.) "I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!"
4.) "Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome!"
5.) "If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!"
6.) "I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?"
7.) "You're so sexy when you're hung over."
8.) "I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping."
9.) "Let's subscribe to Hustler."
10.) "Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?"
11.) "Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses."
12.) "I'll be out painting the house."
13.) "I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too."
14.) "Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!"
15.) "I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house."
16.) "No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed."
17.) "Your mother did a great job raising you."
18.) "Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs."
19.) "I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year for God's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever."
20.) "Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?"
21.) "Not the ****ing mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!" 22.) "Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8."
23.) "You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings."
24.) "That was a great fart! Do another one!"
25.) "I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya!"




Damn,how do you get all this stuff? http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

MagnusB
08-14-2001, 11:19 AM
I see. So you're not interested in flying?

NiKo
08-14-2001, 11:29 AM
eh?


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MagnusB
08-14-2001, 11:31 AM
SPAM!

The Feral Chicken
08-14-2001, 11:33 AM
Number 17 looks very suspicious.

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MagnusB
08-14-2001, 11:35 AM
Arg. Stereotypes!
I hate them!

[This message has been edited by MagnusB (edited August 14, 2001).]

Natty
08-14-2001, 01:29 PM
I got it in my email... I wuv some of the people who send me this sorta stuff

Feral- Geeeeez I wonder why number17 looks suspicious? http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif

NiKo
08-14-2001, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by MagnusB:
SPAM!
me?



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Drunken_Sailor
08-14-2001, 02:35 PM
Maybe Storken.

NiKo
08-14-2001, 02:37 PM
nah...

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storken
08-14-2001, 02:40 PM
and what's that supposed to mean?

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Drunken_Sailor
08-14-2001, 02:42 PM
I don't know,just a joke http://www.escapemi.com/forums/rolleyes.gif

NiKo
08-14-2001, 04:07 PM
yep.


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MagnusB
08-14-2001, 06:24 PM
It's from a line from a norwegian humor-thing.
He calls himself OJ Simpson, while his names start with O and J.