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Natty
08-13-2001, 11:02 AM
I'm bored, I'm trying to get some convo going since someone banned Fellas, it's no fun anymore *gives NFGB a look* http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif Anyways, what's the strangest thing you've done on the net or have looked up?

I'm contented to cybering till my underwear and then logging off coz it's damn funny when you got some bozo telling you how horny he is blah blah blah blah... besides, if they're that horny then they can buy a blowup doll, or use his hands and jerk off http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Oh and I've been in chat rooms with voice chat and listened to guys jerk off. It's an absolute crackup listening to guys going "hmmmmm uhhhh ohhhhh yes baby I'm so hard n horny" (Or something to that effect)

A few times while I've been in those sorta rooms I've had people asking me to moan on voice chat so usually when I do that I just go "ohhhhh I'm moaning ohhhhhh" I don't think they like my moaning though http://www.escapemi.com/forums/frown.gif I usually get yelled at

I also got a guy to jerk off for me on his webcam once or twice http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif he wasn't that big though, ummmmmmmm yes... http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif

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NiKo
08-13-2001, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by Natty:


Oh and I've been in chat rooms with voice chat and listened to guys jerk off. It's an absolute crackup listening to guys going "hmmmmm uhhhh ohhhhh yes baby I'm so hard n horny" (Or something to that effect)

A few times while I've been in those sorta rooms I've had people asking me to moan on voice chat so usually when I do that I just go "ohhhhh I'm moaning ohhhhhh" I don't think they like my moaning though http://www.escapemi.com/forums/frown.gif I usually get yelled at

I also got a guy to jerk off for me on his webcam once or twice http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif he wasn't that big though, ummmmmmmm yes... http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif




me:Oh.....My......God.....

satan: WHAt did you say!?

me: oh my satan!!i ment oh my satan!!

satan: better...

whoa natty.... http://www.escapemi.com/forums/eek.gif i was thinking of getting a webcam, but i never thought thats what they do in webcam chatrooms!!!
lol, do you have to have a cam and mike to get in!? i would like to come with you there one time and crack up http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif





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Natty
08-13-2001, 11:16 AM
I don't have a cam http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif what do you wanna hear me get on the mic and go "oh I'm cumming" Maybe I should take you around the adult rooms one day http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif Just for the laughs, most of the time I'm nearly peeing myself with laughter http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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NiKo
08-13-2001, 11:22 AM
warning kids! contains bad stuff:


well i was in my friends one time, and he had a mike or cam or something, and i started talking to this girl on a chat, and then she said "guess what im doing now". then came all kinds of squishy noises... so i asked her what the hell she's doing, and she said she's masturbating with the mike.... http://www.escapemi.com/forums/redface.gif

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[This message has been edited by NiKo (edited August 13, 2001).]

helly
08-13-2001, 11:24 AM
eurgh... i'm eating here!!

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Natty
08-13-2001, 11:27 AM
Ewwwwwwwwwwww http://koti.mbnet.fi/peku1/smilies/puke/puke1.gif

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NiKo
08-13-2001, 11:27 AM
me and my friend were like "DUDE!!!!" and then we started laughing like idiots for 6 hours, she got mad and left. http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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murta
08-13-2001, 12:10 PM
She stayed for 6 hours? http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif
Anyway, the weirdest thing I've seen on the net was some porn this uy was looking at on the last day ever of school. There was Lego porn, Pokemon porn, Barbie porn, Simpsons porn and this rather disturbing Japanese thing where some guys apparently took pictures of women and used a paintprogram to sort of make them looks like animals, like give them tiger skin and a tail and whiskers. Can't remember what animals there were, here's some:
- Squid
- Rabbit
- Badger
- Lobster
- Lots of fish
- Insects: locusts, grasshoppers and stuff

I wonder what kind of sick weirdo gets turned on by that stuff?

storken
08-13-2001, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by murta:
I wonder what kind of sick weirdo gets turned on by that stuff?

if storks is counted....me?

murta
08-13-2001, 12:20 PM
lol

NiKo
08-13-2001, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by murta:
She stayed for 6 hours?

well i dunno how long she stayed, i just shot 6 hours coz it sounded so, when she was done shoving the mike up her pussy she was all like "what are you laughing about!? *****es!!!i hate you!!! die!!!!" and then she just disapeared....funny though...



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Faith
08-13-2001, 01:30 PM
I have watched someone wnk off, me and my mates watched it, it was quite funny! I am getting a webcam soon....

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Brighteyesmonkey
08-13-2001, 01:53 PM
.........................

I thought I knew you guys and gals...........

I think.........I'm gonna throw up.


YOUR SICK!!!! YOU NEED HELP!!!!

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storken
08-13-2001, 06:08 PM
i'm....not....saying...any....thing....

The Feral Chicken
08-13-2001, 08:55 PM
Well, I'm not sure if this counts, but, at scholl there is a firewall. I can't even get on this site. I told my...well, not my friend, more my peer... peer, Phil to go on Mellonland (porn site) and that it was a site where you throw melons at Bill Gates. He typed in the address...and it came up! Luckily, the admin was out of the room, but it was as funny as hell.

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Natty
08-14-2001, 07:16 AM
Has anyone noticed that the majority of this topic revolves around people looking at porn or watching people masturbate on cam? I think it's funnee, and the sad thing is people take it seriously sometimes http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif The thing is, I know what NiKo is talking about with these 'squishy' noises. Sorry I'm almost falling off the chair laughing http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

And Brighty? I don't need help http://www.escapemi.com/forums/mad.gif I'm quite happy with the way I am thankyou very much http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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NiKo
08-14-2001, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by Natty:
I know what NiKo is talking about with these 'squishy' noises.



wait, hold on....what do you mean by "i know".... http://www.escapemi.com/forums/eek.gif

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The Feral Chicken
08-14-2001, 11:13 AM
Don't answer that, Natty.

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Natty
08-14-2001, 01:31 PM
Well, I mean I've heard 'squishy noises' when guys have jerked off on a mic http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif DUH

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NiKo
08-14-2001, 01:42 PM
guys dont make squishy noises when they do it!! erm...so i've heard....

there were squishy noises coz the god damn mic was going in and out of her vagaina!!! http://www.escapemi.com/forums/eek.gif


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Deadmeat
08-14-2001, 01:51 PM
Luckyly it wasnt the webcam.... http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

I went to a chatroom on a site of the church (EO site for the dutch ppl) and started badmouthing god. It was fun, but i got banned http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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but you can call me cookie.

NiKo
08-14-2001, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by Deadmeat:
Luckyly it wasnt the webcam.... http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

I went to a chatroom on a site of the church (EO site for the dutch ppl) and started badmouthing god. It was fun, but i got banned http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif



thats the spirit son!!
you'r a star in hell now... http://www.escapemi.com/forums/wink.gif_



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Brighteyesmonkey
08-14-2001, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Natty:


And Brighty? I don't need help http://www.escapemi.com/forums/mad.gif I'm quite happy with the way I am thankyou very much http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif



But but but THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Why would you want to listen to that! AND PARTICIPATE!

Us English definatly have a different definition of dignity.



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NiKo
08-14-2001, 08:40 PM
hell yes!! you englishmen masturbate with dignity!.. http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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storken
08-14-2001, 08:50 PM
still....not.....saying.....anything...