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NiKo
08-14-2001, 11:43 AM
Online host ***You are in "endless void."***
People in Room (1) Mr.Big

Mr.Big: Hi there.
Mr.Big: Oops, i forgot.
Online host: Light has entered the room
Online host: Earth has entered the room.
Online host: Vegetation has entered the room.
Online host: Beast&bird has entered the room.
Mr.Big: This is good.
Beast&bird: Moo!Quack!OInk!Grrrrr!ook-ook.
Mr.Big:Press 1 if you think long white beards are cool.
Beast&bird:Bow-wow! hoot!Awoooooo!squeak.
Mr.Big: this SUCKS!
Mr.Big: .
Mr.Big: .
Mr.Big: i'm bored.
Mr.Big: <----idea
Online host: #1Man has entered the room.
#1Man: Wher is evrybody today?
Mr.Big: {{{{{#1Man}}}}}}
#1 Man: Any hot chick in here?
Mr.Big: Uh,no.
#1Man: Age/sex check
Mr.Big: i am without form and beyond time.
#1Man: i like big boobs. can i rub yurs?
Mr.Big: i'd better do something here.
#1Man: ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
Online Host: RibGirl has entered the room.
Ribgirl: Hi!
Mr.Big: {{{{RibGirl}}}
Ribgirl: ;-)
#1Man: Any gals, 5 minutes old wanna chat?
Online Host: Wigglyguy has entered the room.
Wigglyguy: sssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Wigglyguy: Sorry, My "s" key was stuck.
Wigglyguy: <------pointing at delicious apple.
RibGirl: Mmmmmm *apples* -o -o -o
#1Man: <-----reaching for appil.
#1Man: let me hav a bite.
RibGirl: <-----downloading bite of apple to #1Man.
Mr.Big: okay loosers, get out of this room.
wigglyguy: LOL
Mr.Big: eating that apple is a GOD violation!
RibGirl: wait, how were we suposed to know?
Mr.Big: hhmph. Newbies.
Wigglyguy: ROFL
RibGirl: are you sure you want to throw an actual woman off line?
Mr.Big: good point. you can stay.
RibGirl: i like guys who are into acoustic music, who write poetry and who know how to listen.
#1Man: i like giant hooters.
RibGirl: close enough, lets go to a private room.
Online Host: RibGirl has left the room.
Online Host: #1Man has left the room.
Mr.Big: great, now i'm back where i started.
Online Host: RibGirl has entered the room.
Online Host: #1Man has entered the room.
Online Host: First Born has entered The chatroom.
Online Host: abel4004BC has entered the room.
Mr.Big: that was fast work
RibGirl: hey, we're still paying the hourly rate for AOL.
Wigglyguy: too many kids on today-----bye.
Online Host: Wigglyguy has left the room.
#1Man: all that cybursex mad me hungry.
#1Man: anymore appils?
abel4004BC: type 1 if you like farming
abel4004BC: 1
abel4004BC: 1
abel4004BC: 1
abel4004BC: 1
first born: stop polling
abel4004BC: 1
abel4004BC: 1
first born: STOP POLLING NOBODY CARES
abel4004BC: 1
first born: stop it or i'll kill you.
abel4004BC: 1
Mr.Big : i should've stopped on the fifth day :-(


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[This message has been edited by NiKo (edited August 14, 2001).]

The Feral Chicken
08-14-2001, 12:19 PM
Hilarious...where'd you get that?

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NiKo
08-14-2001, 12:22 PM
"phew"...."pant"...i just typed it in.

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~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~

Drunken_Sailor
08-14-2001, 01:50 PM
That was GREAT! http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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murta
08-14-2001, 04:58 PM
http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif I know I'm evil, but: http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=Beast%26bird&hc=0&hs=0
(The actual site is down, but you get the general idea)

bwahahahahahahahahaha

NiKo
08-14-2001, 07:54 PM
nice work murta, but i actually DID write the whole thing down, i never said i invented it. i copyed it from mad magazine http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif

damn. copying it from there would have made my work SO much easier

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~ if you rewind, you can hear Satan singing a duet with Ricky martin~

murta
08-14-2001, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by NiKo:
nice work murta, but i actually DID write the whole thing down, i never said i invented it. i copyed it from mad magazine http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif

damn. copying it from there would have made my work SO much easier



hehe, Mad rules!