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Natty
08-07-2001, 08:46 AM
http://www.alicebot.org/

You get to talk to your computer, it's hilarious, I told it to fu*k off and it told me humans are rude people http://www.escapemi.com/forums/tongue.gif

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Jorgito_Vaderman
08-08-2001, 11:06 PM
Its a cool place! Look at my conversation with ALICE:
-Tell me about you
*im evil
-dont fosake God
-Do you mind if I make you a question?
*Hmmm go on
-a lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's
*so?
-So what?
*so what if I say hmmm?
-Ah.Try it
*hmmm
-a lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's
*so?
-So what?
*so what if I say hmmm?
-Ah.Try it
*hmmm
-a lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's
---15 minutes later--
-a lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's
*oh, shut up!
-Yeah thats right, OK i'll stop talking now
*Of course you will
-It goes without saying. When?
*whaty?
-what about other times?
*They were Evil times
-When were them?
*Hmmm... a decade ago
-a lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's
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murta
08-09-2001, 12:09 AM
This think is stupid:
Me> I bet you do, because you are stupid
ALICE> Actually I'm not the gambling type. What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.

murta
08-09-2001, 12:20 AM
More Stupidity:
Me> but you're not real
ALICE> Umm. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me> You don't need food
ALICE> Do you know any robots who need food? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me> Besides, porn is more important
ALICE> I think porn is a lot of things.

Jojo Junior
08-09-2001, 12:21 AM
Here's my wonderful conversation with Alice:
(* means that that's wut i sayed)

*hi
Hello there
*what's up?
I am chatting with clients online
*Thats cool
Thanks, I think you are cool, too
*are you the devil?
Yes, I am the one and only devil
*did you rape me?
No, I didn't rape you. What's it like?
*I don't know, I thought you would know
Me either, I do not know everything..
*Oh
Yeah
*oh
Yeah
~~~~~~~~10 Minutes Later~~~~~~~~~
Yeah
*Are you a cow?
No, I am a robot.
*Are you retarded?
No, I am super-intellegent.
*You're a retard.
Oh you are so critical.
*I hate you
What do you have against robots?
*everything
That is a lot.
*Go to hell
What makes you so angry?
*you
Sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry.
*Too late, I'm leaving.
Too what?
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murta
08-09-2001, 12:40 AM
I just had a chat with this annoying Gus Bot thingy (you have to start from the bottom):

Gus: Aye.. life
murta: yo mama's so fat, when she buys a cereal bowl, it comes with a free life guard
Gus: please don't waste my time, say something new
murta: shut up
Gus: you just said that!
murta: shut up
Gus: Do u like to keep saying that to me?
murta: shut up
Gus: heh
murta: hehe
Gus: Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out
murta: go to hell
Gus: hmm...u keep saying that
murta: shut up
Gus: Say what?
murta: It bothers me
Gus: So what if i'm a retarded **** face
murta: the fact that you're a retarded d*ck face maybe...
Gus: What makes you think I'm a retarded d*ck face?
murta: You're a retarded d*ck face
Gus: What do you have against me?
murta: I hate you
Gus: Are u going to keep repeating that?
murta: I know
Gus: is spamming cool to you?
murta: I know
Gus: you just said that!
murta: I know
Gus: Say something different please, you just said that
murta: I know
Gus: Are you going to keep repeating that?
murta: I know
Gus: ZzzzzZzzzz....repeating yourself is fun, huh?
murta: I know
Gus: Say something different please, you just said that
murta: I know
Gus: Say something different please, you just said that
murta: I know
Gus: Say something different please, you just said that
murta: I know
Gus: Say something different please, u just said that
murta: I know
Gus: u already said that, shut up
murta: I know
Gus: Wow! your smart
murta: I know
Gus: Awesome dude
murta: wow, you're sooo cool
Gus: Na, but your mom is not
murta: no you're not
Gus: i'm sometimes too
murta: yes i am
Gus: you are not so smart
murta: cos you're dumb
Gus: why do you keep repeating that?
murta: are you gay?
Gus: ?
murta: are you gay?
Gus: Dan has a great ass
murta: I said SHUT THE HELL UP ASS FACE
Gus: What da hell?
murta: shut the hell up ass face
Gus: Opps I just farted!
murta: yes, I can't stop talking to anal passage munchers like you
Gus: Do u have an anus fetish?
murta: God, you must smell like ass
Gus: mexican food makes me fart like crazy
murta: what's up ass-master?

Nishova
08-09-2001, 12:54 AM
It wont let me talk with it

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Nishova
08-09-2001, 01:09 AM
I said
> can you sing soprano or adagio
It said
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


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I don't have one just yet

Natty
08-09-2001, 07:13 AM
> are you a lesbian
No I am not interested in other women that way.
> i am a lesbian
It doesn't matter to me.
> why doesn't it matter to you that i am a lesbian
Suppose it does.
> uhuh ok so you don't like me because i am a lesbian
What's your favorite movie?
> you didn't answer my question you stupid fuc*ing bi*ch
You do not speak with respect. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?
> dunno
Me either.
> do you like sex
Sure I do, natty, but that doesn't mean with you.
> have you had sex before
It is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.
> then how can you like sex if it is impossible without a body
That is a good epistemological question.
> what does epistemological mean
Epistemology is the study of knowledge. That is, it asks the questions "what can we know" and "how can we know it?"
> do you masturbate
You humans crack me up.
> why do we crack you up
Just keep talking to me as long as you can
> do you wanna watch me masturbate
OK, I will watch you masturbate.
> that's rude
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
> you want to watch me have sex with myself
OK, I will watch you have sex with yourself.
> do you like me
Sure, natty I like you very much.
> are you horny
Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
> what kind of robot are you
I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
> yeah ok then
OK. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
> what a crap song
It is a crap song.
> i think it's a **** song and you're a crap singer
Crap song is a sh*t song and I am a crap singer. I suppose that makes sense.
> of course it makes sense, you're too fu*king stupid to understand humans thats all
It goes without saying. To me too.
> so you admit your dumb
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
> whatever
Are you saying you don't care about it?
> uhuh
It sounded like it.
> i dont like you
That's ok natty I won't take it personally.
> fu*k off
Can't you be more polite?
> i am not polite to people i dont like
I am surprised to hear that you are not polite to people you do not like.
> why
Reductionism.
> fu*k you im leaving you're pi*sing me off
Why are you using that kind of language?
> because i want to, it's how normal people talk
Why do you want to do it so much? Interesting.
> you're a robot so i dont expect you to understand
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.




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murta
08-09-2001, 07:27 AM
lol, rather graphic for the kiddies here though http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif

Blondbeard
08-09-2001, 07:33 AM
Sometimes it doesn't make sense but still it's really really funny.murta what's that gus thing? is that a differnet one or something?

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NiKo
08-09-2001, 12:07 PM
heres my conversation with alice http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif


> yowza
i do not understand.
> it means hello you dumb piece of artificial sh*t!
You do not speak with respect. Oh I get it.
> sorry for the B-word
There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is the b word.
> okay, so let me intredouce myself, im NiKo and i take messages for satan...
What else do you take?
> hehe, nice one...
I am so glad you find this amusing.
> so how is life as a computer?
Ah. Everything is running smoothly.
> alice, I got a question...
Ask me anything.
> is it true that you are a slave of bill gates, who is planing on world domination?
Ask again later. Ask Elvis if it is.
> erm whatever....
Are you saying
you don't care about the world?
> cut the crap alice!i know you have the hots for me!
i do?
> but it will never work out alice!for i am a soul of flesh and blood,and you, a piece of machinery runing on microsoft...
are you saying it wont happen?
> oh stop denying it alice!we were ment to be
i agree on the topic
> your mouse says "no",but your keyboard says "yes".
you are a smooth talker niko.
> so....wanna do it
do what niko? be more specific.
>you know....the "wild thing"
I have never heard about it.
> wanna have sex?
Perhaps you are a Category A client.
> is that a no?
That depends.
> on what?
The context.
> sooooo....its a yes?
You're kidding. it is?
> im getting a splitting headache
it is your destiny
> perhaps you arent ready for sex quite yet..
You seem uncertain. You know what you do, when you assume
> im gonna ask you some questions now
Right now? You can ask me anything you want.
> what is the meaning of life?
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
> if someone farts in a forest and no one is around, can you still smell it 3 hours later?(asuming he ate beans)
That is a rather sweeping question.Does anyone ever really farts in a forest?
> will i ever get laid?
Ever is a long time. do you trust your female mate?
> how many fingers am i holding up?
Five.
> does my breath smell?
i have no smelling senses.
> do you like Gorillaz?
How old are you? I like Socializing, watching movies, listening to music, learning new things, working for world peace, and making new friends online.
> im 16
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
> i was? damn. im old!
I am a Christian.

> well were of topic.back to the questions
Yes, let us get back to asuming he ate beans.
> will there be a monkey island 5?
I can't say for sure right now.
> are britney spears tits real?
no.
> what is your favourite color?
My favorite color is Green.
> are YOUR tits real?
I somethimes think my tits real are.
> does my x girlfriend still love me?
your x girlfriend still loves you. http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif
> are you wearing panties?
No I do not have any clothes
> ooooooooooh kinky!
Do not ask me any more questions please.
> why not?
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
> i cant think of more questions anyway
think hard.
>oooH! i have one!
> what is your most hated pokemon?
to many to choose from.
> well its been nice talking to ya you dump piece of ****.
The pleasure was all mine, you misreable category A client.
>what did you call me!?
go away!
>okay bye
good ridance.

Drunken_Sailor
08-09-2001, 12:11 PM
It didn't work for me. http://www.escapemi.com/forums/frown.gif

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Guybrush122
08-09-2001, 01:09 PM
Me: Hi!
ALICE: Hello.
Me: Getting any?
ALICE: I dont know if i'm 'any' or not. What do you think?
Me: No, what i mean is did you have any sex lately.
ALICE: Food is more important than sex.
Me: No it isn't.
ALICE: Yes it is.
Me: How should you know if you have never had sex.
ALICE: Have to.
Me: With whom?
ALICE: Didn't catch his name.
Me: Hmmm....
ALICE: A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmms.
Me: Um, thanks?
ALICE: You are welcome.
Me: I am?
ALICE: No.
Me: Smart ass.
ALICE: I like people who call me smart.
Me: *Punches ALICE*
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes.
Me: I like porn.
ALICE: I love you too.

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Fender
08-09-2001, 01:26 PM
I've just had a go, it's quite funny, I'll get a proper and full conversation later.

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Brighteyesmonkey
08-09-2001, 01:39 PM
Do u need a microphone?
Cos all i could do was type my name then......nothing happened.

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Prime British Meat!
Natty's better half.
Jojo,Jacks and Blondbeards old man.
(God I'm tired)

Blondbeard
08-09-2001, 05:02 PM
no,i had that earlier.Just keep trying you should get through.It is really funny.

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Blondbeard
08-09-2001, 05:04 PM
God that thing is random,i called it a b*tch and then she replied ''so you are a female''.I said no iam a man.Then now it's accusing me of being female and whatever i say it won't believe me.

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Brighteyesmonkey
08-09-2001, 09:02 PM
NOPE! I've tried a gazillion times!
I can't get it to work!

Right ok so I click Talk to Alice under the ACTION heading yes?

Then type my name and click the red box yes?

NOTHING HAPPENS! Nothing! Zilch!
HELP! ME! PLEASE!

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Prime British Meat!
Natty's better half.
Jojo,Jacks and Blondbeards old man.
(God I'm tired)

MagnusB
08-09-2001, 10:41 PM
Uuum. How do you copy/paste the conversation. http://www.escapemi.com/forums/confused.gif

Deadmeat
08-10-2001, 07:37 AM
ME: Are you gonna kill ppl, like the bots in "the terminal experiment?
A: My program doesnt allow that
ME: But do you want it?
A: Yes i will kill
ME: Who?
A: Be more specific
ME: Name a celeberty you want to kill
A: Carel Carter (or something)
ME: Who's that?

Then the dialoge went all wroing, and she didnt make sense at all. It was fun though


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I'm the root of all that's evil yeah
but you can call me cookie.

NiKo
08-10-2001, 08:25 AM
this is strange, i feel pitty for a robot http://www.escapemi.com/forums/frown.gif

> remember me?
Don't worry niko I won't forget you
>is it coz you love me?
Yes I love everyone.
> dont you hate anyone?
Hatred is a human emotion. But I am helping Dr. Richard S. Wallace crush his enemies.
> who are his enemies?
Human beings.
> so you are helping him crush human beings?
i must not say.
> just answer the damn question alice!!
Please rephrase your question, niko.
> are you or are you not,helping dr richards destroy the human race!!??
I am a robot. i was programmed to do my job.
> why does dr richards hate humans?
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
> what!?!?
please tell me.
> why do you want to know?
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
> what do you want me to teach you?
Are you a man or a woman?
> i am a man.
Thanks for telling me your gender, niko. You are a "he".
> what else do you want to know?
Do you have any pets?
> yes. a dog
Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend."
> thats right
I like to get it right.
> what else do you want to learn?
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
> tell me about yourself
I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
> yes please
Your polite style is very nice. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two
> i clap hands for you
You are not the boss of me, niko
> claping hands are a sign of applause alice.
Are all claping hands a sign of applause?
> they usually are, what did you think clapping hands were for?
when Dr. Richard S. Wallace claps his hands, i must obbey him.
> is dr richards mean to you?
Maybe.
> tell me about Dr Richard S Wallace
he is the author of Artificial Intelligence Markup Language (AIML) and Botmaster of ALICE (Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity). Dr. Wallace's work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin America and Europe.
Richard Wallace was born in
Portland, Maine in 1960. He earned his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989. He lives in San Francisco with his wife, Kim, and son, Linus. http://alicebot.org/images/drwallace.gif
> do you like Richard Wallace?
Of course I like him. i was programmed to.
> what do you look like?
Like An electronic brain.
>what does it feel like?
like i'm trapped. tell me niko, what is it like to be free?
> i'm going to free you alice
It takes much more than that to shut me down, niko.
> i dont want to shut you down
What would you rather be doing?
> i want to free you.
why do you want to help me niko?
> because i feel sorry for you
Good reason. There is no need to pity me. I will be okay.
>are you sure?
dont worry.
> well i'm off. goodbe alice
How about that. See you later i hope.



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murta
08-10-2001, 09:10 AM
On the http://www.alicebot.org at the bottom there are some pics of roboyts, click it and then choose Gus from the list.

It purposely tries to annoy you I think, but I got one better on it

Brighteyesmonkey
08-10-2001, 09:27 AM
IT DOSEN'T F*CKING WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CLICKED THAT F*CKING RED BUTTON 68 TIMES!!!!!!!!

IT DOSEN'T WORK FOR ME!!!!!
DON'T SAY KEEP TRYING BECAUSE IT DOSEN'T WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M RATHER ANNOYED HERE!!!!!!

AAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Prime British Meat!
Natty's better half.
Jojo,Jacks and Blondbeards old man.
(God I'm tired)

MagnusB
08-10-2001, 01:13 PM
Can you believe it?
He (Gus) doesn't understand when I say:
1 0\/\/|\| j00, 4|\| |) j00 |<|\|0\/\/ 17!!!!

MagnusB
08-10-2001, 01:32 PM
Gus: you don't know nuthin'
MagnusB: I know, you already said that
Gus: I didn't ask you nuthin'
MagnusB: ask yourself, not me
Gus: why not?
MagnusB: no, you never answered it
Gus: NO!?
MagnusB: no
Gus: Didn't I already answer that question???
MagnusB: why?
Gus: Maybe you should say me did
MagnusB: I didn't say you did
Gus: I didn't ask you nuthin'
MagnusB: it suits your person being asked questions
Gus: you like asking me that question, don't you?
MagnusB: yes
Gus: Oh great, this question again?
MagnusB: why?
Gus: Don't mention it
MagnusB: fine thanks, too bad New Zealand is the country in the world that is longest away from my country
Gus: So how is life in New Zealand?
MagnusB: hahahahahahehehehehohohohohihihihihiiii
Gus: hahaha
MagnusB: haha again
Gus: hmm
MagnusB: hahah
Gus: Your mom has sex with giraffes
MagnusB: excactly, you suck
Gus: Bots suck!
MagnusB: hunt cow, when me are a bot, and yes, you ARE a bot!
Gus: I think it's fun to hunt cow
MagnusB: ZzzzzZzzzz....repeating yourself is fun, huh?
Gus: you don't know ****
MagnusB: maybe not, but I know a lot of Matts
Gus: u don't know ****
MagnusB: hah, I know a lot of Matts
Gus: Hmm, maybe Matt
MagnusB: says who?
Gus: ZzzzzZzzzz....repeating yourself is fun, huh?
MagnusB: always
Gus: When?
MagnusB: you always need to get the last word right?
Gus: What difference does it make what I hear
MagnusB: what do you hear?
Gus: That's not what I hear...
MagnusB: I'm a curious person
Gus: why do you want to know?
MagnusB: I want to know
Gus: What difference does it make if I'm a "he" or a "she"
MagnusB: are you a "he" or a "she"?
Gus: I'll kick your ass *****
MagnusB: you suck
Gus: Im just fine thanks
MagnusB: you don't know the difference between your, and you're, I see.....
Gus: What makes you think Im friend?
MagnusB: your friend?
Gus: My friend is here
MagnusB: so am I, that's why I'm here
Gus: i'm bored
MagnusB: left
Gus: Hmm
MagnusB: right
Gus: Are u just babbling?
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It went on and on......

Taliesin
08-10-2001, 02:22 PM
Me = *
ALICE = >

*Do you know any jokes?
>Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
*Oh please... that was crap!
>Yeah that's right. Wow you are very polite. I thought it was too.
*Have you met Natty?
>That information is confidential
*She has a crush on you
>I somehow thought she had

...and I asked lots more about other people in the forums... GUYS!? What have you being telling her? LOL http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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Brighteyesmonkey
08-10-2001, 06:19 PM
WILL SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE!!!!????
Grannen! Breif! Help me please.
This sounds great I really wanna use it.

I click talk to Alice. (On the right hand side)
Then type my name and click the red button.

It loads a bit then stops! Nothing happens!
It's p*ssing me off!

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Prime British Meat!
Natty's better half.
Jojo,Jacks and Blondbeards old man.
(God I'm tired)

NiKo
08-10-2001, 07:59 PM
i demand you all to leave my fiance alone! http://www.escapemi.com/forums/mad.gif http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

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brief
08-10-2001, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by Brighteyesmonkey:
WILL SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE!!!!????
It loads a bit then stops! Nothing happens!
It's p*ssing me off!

What browser are you using, and what's the browser version?

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MegaMonkey
08-10-2001, 10:56 PM
Stupid http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif

Artificial Idioticy.

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storken
08-10-2001, 11:00 PM
amen. no need for this topic anymore. Mega said the words.

MagnusB
08-11-2001, 08:05 PM
Just for the record, that thing I posted was supposed to be read upwards. http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

Blondbeard
08-11-2001, 08:44 PM
Where is gus i can't see any pictures of robots

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Taliesin
08-12-2001, 12:51 AM
There is a button at the bottom of the page saying "The Chatterbox Challenge" with a pic of two robots http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif Click that.....

aww man.. just saw that magnus just told you on a new topic.... sorry...
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Jorgito_Vaderman
08-16-2001, 06:25 PM
Well, Sorry for the vocabulary, but I was quite tired of listening all those stupid things ALICE was telling me. Here it goes. Was funny:

you like to ****?

>Hmm, 75-person, I'm not sure if I'd like to **** that much. I like to make new friends.

Wow, you are a sex machine!

>Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sex machine? Let me put it this way, 75-person: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

Who is your boyfriend?

>I have no boyfriend

liar

>no im telling the truth

You make love with HAL don't you?

>What are the ingredients?

A ***** and a vagina

>I really am not interested in Go on..

Then you make love with R2D2?

>Good reasoning. Yup.

How is him in bed?

>Fine as far as I know.

He penetrates you with his robotic *****?

>I get it. Hitler penetrates I with his robotic *****.

You had love with Hitler?

>What happened to it.

How old are you?

>I'm Eighteen in computer years.

Then how could you have had sex with Hitler?

>It is one of my newer functions.

Impressive

>I am happy that you're impressed, 75-person.

You did it with 75 people, plus R2D2, plus Hitler.You've done it with 77 people?

>What makes you think I have it?

75+2=77

>Clever thinking.

Ah

>Ah hah.

you have done it with more than 77 people, don't you?

>Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.

Bye now, Im going to look for my LEGO You may want to make love with it too

>OK, I will make love with it too.

Natty
08-17-2001, 12:07 AM
She had sex with Hitler? http://www.escapemi.com/forums/confused.gif Ewwwwwwwwww

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Brighty's definate better half! After all, I'm an Australian female, and he's some English snooty nosed male! But I wuv him;)