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Tyrion
04-01-2008, 01:37 AM
Mind you, it's still the 31st of March here.

Anyway, as we all know that tomorrow(or today, for most of you jerks like [af08]) is April Fools day, we might as well have a thread cataloging the most interesting pranks that are being meticulously performed today, whether in real life or in much more virtual and heinous mediums.

That being said:

"Did you know...that John F. Kennedy was shot dead in an ambush by government agents who had foreknowledge of his whereabouts?" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page)

Det. Bart Lasiter
04-01-2008, 01:48 AM
Did you know that I'm never gonna give you up? (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI)


Go click a featured YouTube video.

RoxStar
04-01-2008, 01:48 AM
I set my father's desktop background to this: http://kensingtonvictoria.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/crack-desk_small.jpg

and hid his task bar and icons.

I know, I'm pretty bad ass. :|

Sabretooth
04-01-2008, 03:06 AM
I set my father's desktop background to this: http://kensingtonvictoria.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/crack-desk_small.jpg

and hid his task bar and icons.

I know, I'm pretty bad ass. :|
A BSOD would have been somewhat feasible: http://www.frontlevel.com/art/bsod1024.jpg

Of course, you'd have to find a way to screw the keyboard and mouse, too.

Tyrion
04-01-2008, 03:08 AM
Of course, you'd have to find a way to screw the keyboard and mouse, too.

You mean, like, unplug them?

Sabretooth
04-01-2008, 03:20 AM
You mean, like, unplug them?
Wouldn't do the trick in a multi-boot setting, or any other sort of setting that involves you having to use your keyboard to get to the OS.




Be a Virgle Pioneer. (http://www.google.com/virgle/index.html)

PR-0927
04-01-2008, 04:00 AM
Huh, how about that. I barely frequent Yoda's Swamp as much as I used to when I modded JA and went by the name Majin Revan, but I still seem to get mentioned. How about that.

It just made my day.

Ah, and I went to Lifehacker, where they had an article about gadget pranks. I used one about wake-up calls, and hopefully two of my friends will spontaneously be called today. Rather lame, but I never do anything, so whatever.

- PR-0927

JoeDoe 2.0
04-01-2008, 09:52 AM
no you're the jerk :xp: (note the :xp: )

RoxStar
04-01-2008, 12:04 PM
Huh, how about that. I barely frequent Yoda's Swamp as much as I used to when I modded JA and went by the name Majin Revan, but I still seem to get mentioned. How about that.

What?

Boba Rhett
04-01-2008, 01:04 PM
Oh man do I love today.


But more importantly, I love [af08]. See you tonight, sweetie. xoxo

JoeDoe 2.0
04-01-2008, 01:08 PM
RAWR, will you be wearing those stilettos that I like??

coupes.
04-01-2008, 02:13 PM
Here's the mother of all Rickrolls... handle with care.
http://www.smouch.net/lol/

In other news...
http://movies.ign.com/articles/863/863492p1.html

MrWally
04-01-2008, 02:44 PM
I hope its an April Fools that my post count was reset to zero.


I'm assuming its like that for everyone.

Jeff
04-01-2008, 03:03 PM
I hope its an April Fools that my post count was reset to zero.


I'm assuming its like that for everyone.Actually its just you.

Black Knight of Keno
04-01-2008, 03:13 PM
@Rhett:
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/tonight-you-dine-alone.jpg

Det. Bart Lasiter
04-01-2008, 03:14 PM
@rhett- who doesn't love [af08]?

ET Warrior
04-01-2008, 04:12 PM
I'm so glad April Fools day comes but once a year...

Jeff
04-01-2008, 04:41 PM
@rhett- who doesn't love [af08]?That's a good question.

Boba Rhett
04-01-2008, 04:53 PM
Are you implying that [af08] is loose?

...

Anyone got the name of a good free clinic? :indif:

Det. Bart Lasiter
04-01-2008, 05:10 PM
[af08] is just free-spirited, rhett

Pie™
04-01-2008, 05:35 PM
It's got sound. (http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/moltencore/)

<3

Alegis
04-01-2008, 08:03 PM
Why is everyone talking about [af08]?

PR-0927
04-01-2008, 08:10 PM
Yeah. It's kinda' weird, LOL.

LOL, how was I chosen to be the one compared in terms of time zones (for April 1st, etc.)?

- PR-0927

RoxStar
04-01-2008, 08:51 PM
In other news...
http://movies.ign.com/articles/863/863492p1.html




That was DAMN good. :O

JoeDoe 2.0
04-01-2008, 09:07 PM
Jmac is just trying to win me over, so he can later betray me like Rhett

I thought we had something Bo :cry6:

jebbers
04-01-2008, 09:50 PM
Me mum has had a long standing hatred for one of my exgirlfriends. I still fool around with this girl and me mum loathes it. So today I told her that I got her pregnant, which is me mums main fear for me. I wish I had taped her reaction. She literally slid across the table and grabbed me by my shirt collar, and stared me down. She said only one thing and it was "Leave." I was too frightened to tell her that it was an April Fools joke. I had told me father that I was planning this joke and he told her later on that it was a joke.

So wish I had taped it..

Monkey Mania
04-01-2008, 10:26 PM
http://l.yimg.com/download2.games.yahoo.com/games/buzz2/content/p/3/509470/screen001.jpg

RoxStar
04-01-2008, 10:43 PM
Me mum has had a long standing hatred for one of my exgirlfriends. I still fool around with this girl and me mum loathes it. So today I told her that I got her pregnant, which is me mums main fear for me. I wish I had taped her reaction. She literally slid across the table and grabbed me by my shirt collar, and stared me down. She said only one thing and it was "Leave." I was too frightened to tell her that it was an April Fools joke. I had told me father that I was planning this joke and he told her later on that it was a joke.

So wish I had taped it..

That is awful. More so your mother's reaction though :/

Writer
04-01-2008, 11:21 PM
I colored all the staples in two of my area's staplers red... yup... real noticeable, yah? :p

One of my co-workers, however, made the area's printer say, "Insert coin" instead of "Ready"... by the time I left, no one had noticed... yay us :D

Pho3nix
04-02-2008, 10:02 AM
It's got sound. (http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/moltencore/)

<3
Epic win.

BongoBob
04-02-2008, 04:20 PM
It's got sound. (http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/moltencore/)

<3

Don't forget it's glorious 192i resolution!

Tyrion
04-02-2008, 06:51 PM
Yeah. It's kinda' weird, LOL.

LOL, how was I chosen to be the one compared in terms of time zones (for April 1st, etc.)?

- PR-0927

Given that it's after April's Fools day, I may as well explain the reason:

TK-102 hacked my post to put up a dynamic display of the screename of whoever's account was looking at my post. Ergo, you saw your own name, I saw my own name, and everyone else saw their own name as the masquerading "jerk".

Therefore, anyone who was offended that I did not intend to name you personally should see to it that TK-102 gets a large, steel, and very much ill-lubed leather boot up his posterior.

I call shenanigans.

PR-0927
04-03-2008, 04:36 AM
Huh. That's a darn shame. I kinda' liked the attention.

Darn.

:P

- PR-0927

Boba Rhett
04-03-2008, 02:38 PM
Don't feel bad, PR. I still love you.