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El Sitherino
04-17-2008, 12:56 PM
So Sunday I woke up to the awesomeness that is my days off and made a trip up to Fort Worth to hang out with a good friend of mine who is on leave from the Marine Corps. We went to Home Depot and made a beer bong and purchased some alcohol. (I later had the brilliant idea to load the funnel with rum).

Then came Monday. My girlfriend came over and we watched some cartoons before she had to leave. After she left for school, I went and continued my search for a ring, where I stumbled in upon the ring I would eventually get. So after some heavy debating, I asked the saleswoman to hold the ring and I would return from my bank. So with the cash in my hand, I returned to the jewelry store and made the single greatest purchase I've made since I bought my first toy lightsaber. I was jumpy and anxious, ready to open that box the next time and hear the word yes.

Well, eventually lunch came. Here was my chance. We went to a nearby park with a nice little waterfall and rocky bank, a spot we've retreated to many times. I figured this would be the perfect place to make my proposal, so I got in front of her and dropped to a knee. Suddenly I was overwhelmed with a strange warm tingling feeling as though someone had decided to coat me in icyhot and novacaine, all the while kicking me in the testicles. Why was I thinking she would say no? Well, whatever it was, she said yes and everything was great. Stupid grins on both of our faces I returned with her to her school where we parted ways until later that day.

Samuel Dravis
04-17-2008, 12:58 PM
Congrats, Sithy! :) Any general idea for the date?

El Sitherino
04-17-2008, 01:03 PM
Not yet. We've got a few other family members doing weddings too. So, I think we're probably gonna sit back and just enjoy actually getting to be with each other for a while. Then will come the wedding.

Inyri
04-17-2008, 01:05 PM
Congrats! Nice ring you picked, too. And they say men have no taste... :p

Pie™
04-17-2008, 01:59 PM
Congratulations and happy birthday, you piece of man!

leXX
04-17-2008, 02:04 PM
Awwwww that's so sweet. ^^

Gratz Sith. Beautiful ring btw, is that a tanzanite?

Jeff
04-17-2008, 02:10 PM
Dude, congrats! :D

Prime
04-17-2008, 02:17 PM
Does this mean it is over between us?

JoeDoe 2.0
04-17-2008, 03:01 PM
Congratz Sith!

littleman794
04-17-2008, 03:05 PM
I give you a whole-hearted congratulation Sith!!!

:clap2:

tk102
04-17-2008, 03:12 PM
Sithy, congratulations! You're so money.

Considering it's also your 21st birthday we might not see you for the rest of the day so here's pic for posterity. :p

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/5936/sithypk2.jpg

Best wishes to you and the future La Sitherina!

Ray Jones
04-17-2008, 03:23 PM
Excellent. Evolutionary success is ours.

Mankind's future is now a world of playgrounds full with little Insane Siths and Ray Joneses. W00t! ^^

El Sitherino
04-17-2008, 03:39 PM
is that a tanzanite?
Indeed it is. It's a lovely ring, apparently they only have so many a year as well. So, I figure it's pretty and rare, kinda like my fiancé. :p

Black Knight of Keno
04-17-2008, 03:40 PM
The world's gone bonkers, I tells yous! Bonkers!

Oh, and good luck with that, Sithy

Marius Fett
04-17-2008, 04:28 PM
Congratulations Sithy!

:D

Beefyh
04-17-2008, 04:38 PM
Congratulations Sitherino! :)

PR-0927
04-17-2008, 05:02 PM
Congrats man! Way to go!

- PR-0927

Kjřlen
04-17-2008, 06:09 PM
Who the hell in their right mind decided to spend the rest of their life with you?

:p

Joetheeskimo
04-17-2008, 09:53 PM
Wow. Congratulations :)

Tyrion
04-17-2008, 10:02 PM
Great, now we can't have that sexy tryst over some lonesome summer where we discover both each other and ourselves while using Crisco for more than just eating. Sure, the experience would have been only temporary, but memories and sunburns last forever.

Good job.

Det. Bart Lasiter
04-17-2008, 10:25 PM
Congratulations on your engagement Sithy.

Great, now we can't have that sexy tryst over some lonesome summer where we discover both each other and ourselves while using Crisco for more than just eating. Sure, the experience would have been only temporary, but memories and sunburns last forever.

Good job.Peanut butter is the professional's choice.

Lady Jedi
04-18-2008, 01:04 AM
Aw, Sithy, that's really sweet, and such a beautiful ring. Very well chosen, man. Congratulations! That's so wonderful for the both of you! :)

The Seeker
04-18-2008, 01:34 AM
Does this mean it is over between us?

WHAT!??? Since when has he been stringing you along too? To me it's always promises of someday this and later that but you know what? NOTHING!

/end weird gaystyle rant. :D

Congrats man. Hope you have much marital bliss.

IG-64
04-18-2008, 02:15 AM
Yay! Congrats, Sithy, that's cool. :D

CHOP-E
04-18-2008, 10:50 AM
Love you Bunny.

El Sitherino
04-18-2008, 10:57 AM
Love you Bunny.
What's that I hear? The clicking of a ring against some keyboard keys?

CHOP-E
04-18-2008, 11:17 AM
What's that I hear? The clicking of a ring against some keyboard keys?

Hahahaha.... meh more like a slow clacking you know I can't type to save my life.

Who the hell in their right mind decided to spend the rest of their life with you?

:p
Me :D

IG-64
04-18-2008, 01:45 PM
Ah yes, Lucasforums is a right of passage for every fiancé of a swampy. Welcome. :rhett:



^ That's Rhett's smiley by the way, don't tell him I used it.

(He'll do things. Bad things.)

leXX
04-18-2008, 02:33 PM
I still think that looks like a worm in Yoda's ear. ><

Welcome to the swamp future Mrs Sith. ^^
Now hand over your pants.

Black Knight of Keno
04-18-2008, 03:12 PM
Don't be cruel to her. It's obvious she's in need of a padded room. Why else would anyone hook up with Sithy?



I keed, I keed...

>.>
<.<

TiE23
04-18-2008, 04:35 PM
Congratulations and stuff Sithy. Now we've another one to commit, so it should be great. Now we know that those wallpapers weren't just of you and some woman off the street you grabbed for a photo. :xp:

Commander Obi-Wan
04-18-2008, 05:51 PM
Whoa. ****. Congrats man!

And happy BELATED birthday as well. :)

Darth Groovy
04-19-2008, 02:06 AM
Congrats brothaman. Finding somebody to willing to put up with you, is also a rare and beautiful thing. Cherish it. :)

Pie™
04-19-2008, 10:52 AM
Just stay the hell away from the man's porn, woman.

DarthAve
04-19-2008, 04:34 PM
Congrads Sitherino! That's a beautiful ring you picked.

Mike Windu
04-20-2008, 02:03 PM
Congrats sir.

*lurklurk*

Datheus
04-20-2008, 03:14 PM
http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/3787/burialpaintingaq4.gif
http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/3305/salno1.gif

MrWally
04-20-2008, 07:03 PM
I with my Birthdays were that exciting :P

Congratulations, Sith!

:D

BongoBob
04-21-2008, 01:04 AM
Congratulations Sithy :D

Kain
04-21-2008, 01:26 AM
Welcome to the club, Sitherino. You're completely screwed now. Like me! Now we can go the bar in order to escape the constant stream of obscenities that seems to flow from their pretty little mouths once that god-damned ring is on their finger...






...ah, ain't love grand?

Heh, congrats for real though.




(Everything I said is true)

Vikinor
04-22-2008, 01:34 AM
Congratulations.

Dath Maximus
04-22-2008, 05:41 AM
oh sweet christ......

next thing ya know tyrion will finally hit puberty

BongoBob
04-22-2008, 02:23 PM
oh sweet christ......

next thing ya know tyrion will finally hit puberty

Woah now, let's not get crazy here...

Da_man
04-24-2008, 01:42 AM
Is there going to be a name change sometime or what? :xp:

Anyways, congrats man.

oh sweet christ......
next thing ya know tyrion will finally hit puberty

Eventually...

Tyrion
04-24-2008, 02:20 AM
I actually went through puberty once. Scared the hell out of me, and I vowed to never do something so stupid ever again.

Dath Maximus
04-24-2008, 07:05 AM
you're a liar ty

a filthy filthy liar

Kain
04-25-2008, 12:40 AM
you're a liar ty

a filthy filthy liar

Which is of course a sign of post-pubesence. THE END IS NIGH!! REPENT!!!

MrWally
04-25-2008, 07:17 AM
Which is of course a sign of post-pubesence. THE END IS NIGH!! REPENT!!!


I believe we already determined that here. (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=187935&page=1)

Dath Maximus
04-25-2008, 07:41 AM
THE END IS DOUBLE NIGH!!! REPENT LIKE YOU'VE LIVED A LIFE OF SIN AND SUDDENLY FOUND DEEP RELIGIOUS UNDERSTANDING!!!!

Kain
04-26-2008, 03:21 AM
So it would seem Wally...so it would seem. Of course, given that that particular thread involves plenty of debunking of the signs/predictions, I'll place my faith in this sign of the End Days.

So, Sitherino, got a date picked out yet?

Dath Maximus
04-26-2008, 07:16 AM
more importantly sith, am i allowed to show up naked/drunk

El Sitherino
04-27-2008, 02:11 AM
And the answer to both of those questions is a no.

TiE23
04-27-2008, 04:08 AM
You can't really say no to a question like that and expect him to listen.

If I were you, I'd get a general outline as what to say to Nana Sitherino after her encounter with a strange man shouting in slurred words: "How long since you seen one-a these things granny?" Followed by a loud whooping "Woo-hoo!" and a half dozen floppy and free-flowing pelvic thrusts in her general direction.

Tyrion
04-27-2008, 04:19 AM
You can't really say no to a question like that and expect him to listen.

If I were you, I'd get a general outline as what to say to Nana Sitherino after her encounter with a strange man shouting in slurred words: "How long since you seen one-a these things granny?" Followed by a loud whooping "Woo-hoo!" and a half dozen floppy and free-flowing pelvic thrusts in her general direction.

I believe the only things Sith could say after having his woman see the incarnation of sexiness doing his mating dance would be "he had to have used a pump" and "remember, the prenup says I own half of all your things."

Dath Maximus
04-27-2008, 09:18 AM
it was phrased as a question more for courtesy than for permission really

ive already got my bags packed

Da_man
04-27-2008, 01:23 PM
You can't really say no to a question like that and expect him to listen.

If I were you, I'd get a general outline as what to say to Nana Sitherino after her encounter with a strange man shouting in slurred words: "How long since you seen one-a these things granny?" Followed by a loud whooping "Woo-hoo!" and a half dozen floppy and free-flowing pelvic thrusts in her general direction.

Summarized: *pelvic thrust* Oh yeah!

Kain
04-28-2008, 11:24 PM
it was phrased as a question more for courtesy than for permission really

ive already got my bags packed

But if you're showing up naked, why in the hell do you need bags?

ET Warrior
04-28-2008, 11:31 PM
Where else will he keep the extra booze?

Kain
04-29-2008, 12:02 AM
I'm sure you think of a few places...*shudders*...gah.

TiE23
04-29-2008, 12:58 AM
Anyway, if Dath accidentally leaves any of his stuff at the wedding, you can either take it as a wedding gift or just sell it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/519000178_373b5f2765_o.jpg

Dath Maximus
04-29-2008, 05:02 AM
lots and lots of booze my friend