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Dath Maximus
04-22-2008, 05:50 AM
So in my recent quest for aztec gold, i began to ponder many of lives greatest questions, some of which were obvious. Am I actually related to Rhett? He does look an awful lot like my brother and we both have family from the same area of the U.S.

When will lexx finally pay me my money for allowing her into my swamp (yes the swamp belongs to me, i care not what you people preach, i was here before most of you and i spread more chaos than you can fathom) she can verify that i did infact ask her who she was and why she was in my swamp.

Why hasn't ty been formally banned and deported from the country?

As i said these are all obvious questions one would ask when they are on a quest of sorts, but the question that became truly stuck out in my mind as a profound epiphany of sorts (i like using big words) was this:

Why does the crayola marker company lie to us? They have 2 colors of markers that shouldn't exist. One is called ultra violet, the other is infra red. These are parts of the light spectrum not visible to the human eye. So what the hell crayola? What the hell?

Discuss

MrWally
04-22-2008, 07:06 AM
I love when Dath comes around :D

The swamp seems to brighten up again.

Dath Maximus
04-22-2008, 07:36 AM
thats generally due to all the fires i start


/edit

and if anyone is curious to why its entitled the way it is

i legally changed my first name to Apollo recently

Boba Rhett
04-22-2008, 10:09 AM
Hmmm, your thoughts both intrigue and provoke me. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I serve up an offering of burnt elf to you, mighty Apollo.

*reaches into elf sack and tosses Scabby, PomPom and Cornball into nearest fire*

BongoBob
04-22-2008, 02:21 PM
Crayola doesn't even exist dath.

It's all a lie.

leXX
04-22-2008, 05:39 PM
Ah but without ultra violet, we wouldn't have

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519KF1SYSRL._SS500_.jpg

Wait... what point was I trying to make again?

And you'll never get your money, NEVER!!

*lets out a maniacal cackle and runs for the hills*

Ray Jones
04-22-2008, 05:50 PM
uhm, hi

i'm just you know i have a question



so if i'm gonna worship you, you know, what makes you better than other deities i could worship

i mean have you like a prayer flat rate or bonus points or something

or instant 24/7 access to a variety of miracles or demons maybe


that would really help me to decide you know

thanks

tk102
04-22-2008, 07:24 PM
Why does the crayola marker company lie to us? They have 2 colors of markers that shouldn't exist. One is called ultra violet, the other is infra red.
http://www.crayola.com/colorcensus/history/chronology.cfm
>_> Is Crayola or is Dath lying? I wouldn't want an infrared crayon melting my other crayons anyway.

There was an Ultra Red, but it got renamed to Wild Watermelon. An effort to court the Kool-Aid / Bubblicious customers no doubt.

Boba Rhett
04-22-2008, 10:00 PM
I wouldn't want an infrared crayon melting my other crayons anyway.


And this is why Crayola is covering up it's existence. :carms:

Tyrion
04-22-2008, 11:32 PM
Why hasn't ty been formally banned and deported from the country?


Diplomatic immunity. Evidently, the landlocked city-sate of Insanity has embassies within all existent and a few imaginary countries of the world.

PR-0927
04-23-2008, 02:37 AM
Are your eyes really blue and "glowy" like in your avatar?

:P

If so, can I have them?

- PR-0927

Det. Bart Lasiter
04-23-2008, 02:57 AM
no. there's no spice here.

Dath Maximus
04-23-2008, 08:01 AM
uhm, hi

i'm just you know i have a question



so if i'm gonna worship you, you know, what makes you better than other deities i could worship

i mean have you like a prayer flat rate or bonus points or something

or instant 24/7 access to a variety of miracles or demons maybe


that would really help me to decide you know

thanks

you can either worship me...or worship another deity and have me destroy you and your entire family for 30 generations, aswell as your friends and their families


and yes....my eyes do glow blue

and crayola is lying if they say they dont have it, i've written angry papers about the, i have witnesses to said markers existing

jon_hill987
04-23-2008, 02:51 PM
Ah but without ultra violet, we wouldn't have

*Picture of Ultra Violet DVD cover here*


I don't care how hot Milla Jovovich is, that film is simply not worth watching.

leXX
04-23-2008, 05:08 PM
Wait... what point was I trying to make again?

Guess you missed that. ;)

tk102
04-23-2008, 07:01 PM
i have witnesses to said markers existingWitnesses who can see ultraviolet and infrared? Are you talking to the bees and snakes again Dath?

We'll have to let Mixnmojo know about http://www.mixnmojo.com/features/content/birthday/archived/rumours/coverup.gif They might be in need of a new one if the FBI busts Lucasarts for, ..., something.

Dath Maximus
04-23-2008, 09:20 PM
hey.....HEY!.....you know I dont trust bees


stupid stingy...........stupid censors not letting me use what i want to say

tk102
04-23-2008, 10:11 PM
Right...


http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2402/dathbeesqt7.jpg

Dath Maximus
04-24-2008, 07:09 AM
tk....i swear to god i will hunt you down and make you realize why bee's are horrible creatures

ever wonder what happened to tk101? he questioned my theory on pandas, now where is he? NO WHERE! so they sent us you, mr 102

Ray Jones
04-24-2008, 09:35 AM
Technically, IR is heat radiation, so aren't we all supposed to be able to "see" that?


BTW, I chose to worship another deity. She offers free access to experienced eternal virgins, 3 for every soul I deliver to her house of pain.

tk102
04-24-2008, 10:22 AM
Good choice, Ray.


Btw, I meant to say ultraviolet in that pic, you know, cuz bees see ultraviolet.

Dath are you sure it was "ultraviolet"? I could've sworn I saw
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/1565/aclockworkorangerp7.jpg

Ray Jones
04-24-2008, 11:21 AM
woa woa fancy buttons tk

tk102
04-24-2008, 11:33 AM
^ stoffe's contribution to this thread :p

Ray Jones
04-24-2008, 01:29 PM
So far you have never answered my question, tee-keh.

tk102
04-24-2008, 02:15 PM
So far you have never answered my question, tee-keh.
Boxers. I need the room.

jon_hill987
04-24-2008, 02:43 PM
Guess you missed that. ;)

I didn't miss it, I just feel strongly about that film and had to say how bad I thought it was.

*goes off to rate it one star on all the on-line retailers I can find*

Darth Groovy
04-24-2008, 07:31 PM
I don't care how hot Milla Jovovich is, that film is simply not worth watching.

Why watch the movie when you can just stare at the box? Oh that glorious tummy. Most of her movies suck butt, but I love watching her kick ass, and take names. She is supreme hawtness. :)

I don't know about those colors Dath, I always had a personal conflict with Burnt sienna myself...

Kain
04-25-2008, 03:04 AM
I pose a question: Do you see everyone else as crazy, Dath? A valid answer would prove useful to my thesis...

Ray Jones
04-25-2008, 07:36 AM
Boxers. I need the room.No, not that question. The other one. The one where I asked you that one thing regarding offspring you may or may not create.

Dath Maximus
04-25-2008, 07:39 AM
I pose a question: Do you see everyone else as crazy, Dath? A valid answer would prove useful to my thesis...

Your mom.

MrWally
04-25-2008, 04:23 PM
I wanna read that thesis now.

Kain
04-25-2008, 10:21 PM
Ah, right. It's not in print. And now, without that much needed response from the crazy person, it is just a useless memory. Thanks Dath. You made the 15 seconds I spent thinking about that useless!! *cries*

Dath Maximus
04-26-2008, 07:22 AM
never said i was a benevolent deity

Kain
04-28-2008, 11:25 PM
To be fair, nobody ever said you were any kind of deity...

MrWally
04-28-2008, 11:38 PM
Yeah, his purpose didn't really catch me until about half way through the thread.

Dath Maximus
04-29-2008, 05:03 AM
I have a purpose?

MrWally
04-29-2008, 07:12 AM
... lets just forget I said anything.

Dath Maximus
04-29-2008, 07:51 AM
who are you again?

MrWally
04-29-2008, 04:22 PM
who are you again?


TiE.

Remember?

Dath Maximus
04-29-2008, 05:56 PM
no

zoidburg
05-01-2008, 11:51 AM
so if i legally changed my name to Zeus, you're telling me i can be the god of thunder... but i never got that far in catholicism

Dath Maximus
05-01-2008, 04:29 PM
*sighs* this is what i get for having not killed you all those years back home....


and no....you cant be the god of thunder.....cause you and ben kidnapped me that one time

Kain
05-03-2008, 11:43 PM
Job's taken anyways, zoid. Go back to Woodward.

zoidburg
05-06-2008, 08:59 PM
*sighs* this is what i get for having not killed you all those years back home....


and no....you cant be the god of thunder.....cause you and ben kidnapped me that one time


i remember that, we had a noose and were singing swing low... good times, your mom was so pissed at me

Dath Maximus
05-07-2008, 07:55 AM
i remember that, we had a noose and were singing swing low... good times, your mom was so pissed at me


hehehe that was awesome

zoidburg
05-29-2008, 01:15 AM
indeed it was