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littleman794
04-28-2008, 12:02 PM
Okay. You tell the person below you to do something, and they make an excuse or reason not to. For example: Give me that pizza! Then the person below me would say something like: But I ate it. Okay, let's start.

Make me a sandwhich!

Ghost Down
04-28-2008, 12:25 PM
But I sold the bread!

Now buy me a pink poodle!

Totenkopf
04-28-2008, 02:01 PM
Can't find one, b/c they were all sold to the Korean Deli.

Put your clothes back on b/c you're only emabarrassing yourself!

littleman794
04-28-2008, 05:21 PM
What clothes? I'm homeless!

Give me an excuse!(oooh, what now?....that will be hard to give an excuse for!)

if that one is too hard for y'all to answer, you can restart with your own...:xp:

Sabretooth
04-28-2008, 10:01 PM
What? What?! Speak louder, I can't hear you!!

Listen to emo music!

Serpentine Cougar
04-28-2008, 11:12 PM
But my CD player broke....yeah, that's it, my CD player broke....

Get off the Internet!

Totenkopf
04-29-2008, 05:15 AM
But I'm only on the intranet!

Go to bed!

CSI
04-29-2008, 05:27 AM
Aw, mama, why can't we finish out HW before we go to hibernation?

Go play some DOTA!

Sabretooth
04-29-2008, 01:11 PM
But I don't even know what DOTA is!

Stop me from sleeping!

littleman794
04-29-2008, 02:22 PM
But you are dreaming!

Write me a poem!

Ghost Down
05-01-2008, 11:33 AM
But, I can't write! (Well, actually I can :xp: )

Drive a tank into Rockstar Games' office and make sure they release GTA 4 for the PC in less then 48 hours!

Ctrl Alt Del
05-01-2008, 01:28 PM
I don't know where their office is. Near the bakery, you say?

Change your avatar to a Kingdom Hearts one.

Totenkopf
05-01-2008, 02:00 PM
Hearts, you say? I'll wait for Diamonds, Spades, or Clubs.

Go away (as in anyhere but here).

Ferc Kast
05-01-2008, 03:21 PM
But, I can't move.


Walk your dog!

littleman794
05-01-2008, 07:37 PM
I know he looks like a dog, but hes actually a cat!!

stop making fun of him!!

Serpentine Cougar
05-01-2008, 11:35 PM
But he's so funny!

Don't download that song!

Ferc Kast
05-02-2008, 03:59 PM
But, I already did!

Don't listen to that song!

Totenkopf
05-02-2008, 04:58 PM
But I paid so much money for it, it'd be a crime not to listen now.

Go to school!

littleman794
05-03-2008, 05:53 PM
But I blew it up!!!

Give me a second to give you something to do..

Ferc Kast
05-03-2008, 06:00 PM
But, I'm already busy!

Ask me what I'm doing!

Totenkopf
05-03-2008, 11:09 PM
Don't know, don't care.

Go find Waldo!

littleman794
05-04-2008, 11:39 AM
You are waldo!

go kill yourself with a toothbrush!

Totenkopf
05-04-2008, 06:30 PM
naw, I'm going to kill you instead.

Quick, go hide.

urluckyday
05-04-2008, 09:20 PM
I can't I'm in an open field!

Go watch Star Wars!

Totenkopf
05-04-2008, 09:28 PM
The power's out and there are no batteries left.

Get a job.

Ferc Kast
05-04-2008, 09:48 PM
It takes too much effort.

Learn HTML code.

Totenkopf
05-04-2008, 09:57 PM
Don't have the time.

Build a mod.

Ferc Kast
05-04-2008, 10:34 PM
But, I'm building too many already.


Learn to think in Spanish.

Sabretooth
05-05-2008, 12:50 AM
I have to learn to think first.

Do the macarena!

littleman794
05-05-2008, 10:35 AM
But I don't have any arms!!

Do my Trigonometry!

Ferc Kast
05-05-2008, 04:37 PM
I don't know how to do it.

Do my AP Spanish exam!

Totenkopf
05-05-2008, 04:40 PM
no habla espanol.

Go watch all 6 SW movies right now..

Serpentine Cougar
05-05-2008, 11:44 PM
But I lent them to my friend!

Stop the baby-slapping!

Totenkopf
05-05-2008, 11:53 PM
I tried, but that kid's got a mean left hook.


Don't slurp your noodles.

Ztalker
05-06-2008, 01:16 PM
I can't! You KNOW I lost my art teethings a while back :(

Now, go and tame a wild tapeworm!

littleman794
05-06-2008, 05:56 PM
But they are extinct!!!

Hurry up!!!!!!!

Totenkopf
05-06-2008, 08:37 PM
But I've fallen and can't get up.

Wash your hands.

Ferc Kast
05-06-2008, 09:12 PM
But, they're clean.


Go to sleep.

Ztalker
05-07-2008, 03:22 PM
Too much cafeiine!! :D

Tackle a random sports mascot!

littleman794
05-07-2008, 06:47 PM
But they are all sitting down!

Go and pack me a snack for the road!

Ztalker
05-08-2008, 03:52 AM
I made you a snack for the road..but I ated it :(

Now fetch me my bananaphone!

Totenkopf
05-08-2008, 01:33 PM
We gave the last one to a gorilla named Grape Ape.

Cut the grass.

Rev7
05-08-2008, 08:58 PM
How about you cut the grass! :xp:

Do better in school!

Ferc Kast
05-08-2008, 09:00 PM
There's not enough time left in the school year.

Read the "Good Book".

Serpentine Cougar
05-08-2008, 11:57 PM
But I already did!

Don't leave!

Totenkopf
05-09-2008, 12:43 AM
Too late, I already have.

Play hooky.

Hayden Kered
05-09-2008, 02:18 AM
Don't have a reason to.

Drink some Red Bull.

Totenkopf
05-09-2008, 03:07 AM
I'm wired up as it is.

Don't touch that!

Ztalker
05-09-2008, 05:41 AM
*sound of expensive vase breaking* I already did :(

Throw this ring in Mount Doom, please....

littleman794
05-09-2008, 11:36 AM
But my dog ate it!!!

Sue McDonald's please!!

Totenkopf
05-09-2008, 02:51 PM
I tried, but the judge wasn't that gullible.

Find us a new planet.

topshot
05-09-2008, 08:04 PM
I wish I could, but I suck at astronomy.

Give me a sword!

Rev7
05-09-2008, 08:20 PM
Those are dangerous!

No more excuses!

topshot
05-09-2008, 08:46 PM
BURP!!!!!!! Excuse me.......


Bow down to me!

Ferc Kast
05-09-2008, 09:43 PM
I'm unable to move.

Make me cookies.

hellhawk
05-09-2008, 10:59 PM
too late i um... fed the flower to my cat

now go scream on your next date

topshot
05-09-2008, 11:02 PM
I don't even have a girlfriend.

Do my Science homework!

Totenkopf
05-10-2008, 02:22 AM
You can't pay me enough money.

Get a second job.

Serpentine Cougar
05-11-2008, 11:47 PM
When did I get a first job?

Go shoot the president.

Hallucination
05-12-2008, 12:33 AM
But Cheney's already going hunting with him next weekend!

Don't use the imperative mood!

Ztalker
05-12-2008, 01:57 PM
(seriously) What is Imperative mood anyways? :xp:

Kill the wabbit

topshot
05-12-2008, 04:16 PM
I don't like killing.


Fight me!

littleman794
05-12-2008, 05:44 PM
Um...hey look!!A distraction! *points somewhere and runs away*

Do the chicken dance!

topshot
05-12-2008, 07:49 PM
Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!


Make littleman794 some stew.

Totenkopf
05-12-2008, 10:17 PM
But he's a veghead!

Get on the next bus leaving town and don't come back here.

Hallucination
05-12-2008, 10:44 PM
But there aren't any buses in western Canada since the war!

Crawl in the fire and fetch me the hot dog that I dropped in accidentally.

Rev7
05-13-2008, 01:07 AM
Okay...wait...fire is....HOT!

Jump off a cliff.

topshot
05-13-2008, 06:06 PM
You first.


Eat COW!

Totenkopf
05-14-2008, 02:14 PM
I can't. Martin the Martian turns out to be a vegan and he fired his disintegrator ray at all the cows.

Stop playing this game.

Marius Fett
05-14-2008, 02:53 PM
My behavior inhibitors prevent that...

Go buy a spider called Delia...

Ferc Kast
05-14-2008, 04:54 PM
But, I'm afraid of spiders.

Go make me a milkshake.

topshot
05-14-2008, 06:58 PM
I lack the knowledge to make one.


Tell me I'm pretty.

Hallucination
05-14-2008, 07:12 PM
I don't like to lie.

Post pronz and see how long it takes you to get banned.

Ferc Kast
05-14-2008, 08:11 PM
I'm straight.

Jump off a bridge.

topshot
05-14-2008, 09:00 PM
You first.


Jump off of Mount Saint Helens.

Du Man
05-14-2008, 11:04 PM
^but it blew up!

Make me a glass of chardonnay with a hint of lemon in it.

Ztalker
05-15-2008, 10:42 AM
I'm all out of lemon. Will strawberry work for you?

Reply to this :xp:

Hayden Kered
05-15-2008, 11:04 AM
I'm not replying...I'm just giving a new excuse!

Push ctrl+w.

littleman794
05-15-2008, 12:43 PM
too bad I already did!!!

blink your eyes!

topshot
05-15-2008, 03:54 PM
I can't. My eyes are taped to remain open.


Bake a cake.

Totenkopf
05-15-2008, 05:50 PM
You'll have to buy it first.

Eat you dinner.

topshot
05-15-2008, 10:48 PM
I already have.

Give me a clean spoon!

Hallucination
05-15-2008, 11:00 PM
I only have sporks.

Make me feel pretty. *Smiles coquettishly *

Totenkopf
05-15-2008, 11:37 PM
Look in a mirror (but can you really afford all the bad luck that'll follow? :xp: ).

Go find yourself.

Hallucination
05-16-2008, 12:27 AM
But I'm not lost.

Get lost.

topshot
05-16-2008, 12:57 PM
I have a map.


Listen to this music.

littleman794
05-16-2008, 03:21 PM
But I am watching a movie!

Build a city on rock and roll!! And make a song about it while you are at it!!!

Totenkopf
05-17-2008, 01:49 AM
Too late, already been done.

Drop dead.

littleman794
05-17-2008, 11:13 AM
But I am a zombie!

Go home and download Iron Man!

Ztalker
05-17-2008, 11:23 AM
Already have the DVD :xp:

Fix my Dolby Surround set :(

topshot
05-17-2008, 05:43 PM
Yeah, sure, let me get my Electronics Repairman license first.

Give me a banana.

Hallucination
05-17-2008, 08:03 PM
Cucumbers work better for the condom practice.

Make me some schnitzel. o_Q

Ztalker
05-18-2008, 06:22 AM
I'm Dutch, not German! :xp:

Help that old lady cross the road..

Hallucination
05-18-2008, 04:41 PM
But the truck already hit her.

Tell me this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWf8qv7c2IU) song isn't awesome.

Totenkopf
05-19-2008, 06:26 PM
I would, but I'd have to actually listen to it first.

Go beat up the other kids for their milk money.

topshot
05-19-2008, 07:34 PM
But they're bigger and stronger than me.


Cause the apocalypse.

Serpentine Cougar
05-20-2008, 11:37 PM
But I'm only level 2 and I haven't learned that spell yet.

Watch FullMetal Alchemist!

Hallucination
05-21-2008, 12:29 AM
I have metal allergies.

Rub the lotion on your skin lest you get the hose again!

Rev7
05-21-2008, 12:37 AM
I am only missing one thing. FEET.

Read a book.

Totenkopf
05-21-2008, 02:29 AM
Butt eye is illitereight.

Turn off your computer.

Hayden Kered
05-21-2008, 02:32 AM
The power button broke.

Go for a drive.

topshot
05-21-2008, 08:01 AM
But I still don't have a license.


Kiss a goldfish.

Hallucination
05-21-2008, 05:05 PM
But mine are playing it koi.

Make you understand you're never going to give me up, let me down, run around and desert me.

Totenkopf
05-21-2008, 07:28 PM
No problem, I'll just kill you.

Don't look.

littleman794
05-22-2008, 05:55 PM
But I have to look! If I don't, I wouldn't be giving you an excuse.

Hallucination
05-22-2008, 07:09 PM
...

Kill it with fire!

Totenkopf
05-23-2008, 01:21 AM
I'm out of water.

Stop having fun.

topshot
05-23-2008, 10:19 AM
I would, but then I'd get bored and start having fun regardless.

Rickroll me.

DarthAve
05-24-2008, 03:31 PM
But you won't fall for it!

DUCK! ~throws chicken~

Totenkopf
05-25-2008, 06:55 PM
Naw, I need to see you, ya big chicken, so that I can throw a rubber ducky back at you.

Stop horsing around.

topshot
05-25-2008, 09:42 PM
*Rides in and around on horse* Howdy.

Make the devil cry!

DarthAve
05-25-2008, 10:05 PM
~tries to steal Devil's fiddle, but I fail~ I can't catch him. D:

Eat the food!

Hallucination
05-25-2008, 10:16 PM
No, John, you are the food.

And no one wants to eat you.

Say 'yes' to free sex with a person of the opposite gender who exceeds all your standards. o_Q

Totenkopf
05-25-2008, 11:26 PM
No, I'm afraid she'll turn out to be a post op tranny.

Take Hall's Barony away.

Hallucination
05-26-2008, 12:23 AM
I can't take something away from myself.

Get me another barony.

Totenkopf
05-26-2008, 12:29 AM
Can't, I work for Duke Nukem and a dukedom pwns a barony.

Tell your mom she's fat.

topshot
05-26-2008, 11:51 AM
NO U.

Kill a pokemon.

Totenkopf
05-26-2008, 02:39 PM
Your mom beat me to it.

Go dress up like a stormtrooper.

Ztalker
05-27-2008, 05:13 AM
Sorry, my next theme party is labeled Pirates, not 'Star Wars.'

Get me some tickets for the Euro 2008 soccer tournament!

Totenkopf
05-27-2008, 09:29 AM
Not unless you pay me 2x the ticket price first.

Go to the Olmpics.

Hallucination
05-27-2008, 05:21 PM
But by the time they come around here I'll be in post-secondary so I won't get the time off.

Become a lollerskate champion.

Da_man
06-02-2008, 01:24 PM
Lollerskating was declared illegal by George W. Bush.

I wish I had a roflcopter.

topshot
06-02-2008, 04:59 PM
But the roflcopter isn't invented yet!

Give the Master Sword to me.

Da_man
06-03-2008, 01:24 AM
^ Sorry, the Master Sword is in another Temple, please go away!

Make Megatron president!

(BTW, the roflcopter was shot down. :xp:)

Ztalker
06-03-2008, 06:40 AM
But he already is! Bush is merely a puppet....

Make me a sandwich!

topshot
06-03-2008, 10:32 AM
*Whines.* I don't wanna!


Make him a sandwich.

M@RS
06-03-2008, 10:42 AM
Why me Im no slave

Prime should be president

Construct
06-03-2008, 10:58 AM
Didn't you hear? The resistance said he'd give you the gas!

Make me famous as a game modder.

M@RS
06-03-2008, 11:02 AM
hehe I'll try to make you famous as a game modder, but I'm no good

Give me a pogo stick

Marzex
06-03-2008, 11:06 AM
Pogo Stickes wern't invented back in your time and its costing to much just talk to you through time...

This game is awesome!

GO suck a lollypop while trying to ballence on 2 cars that are stuck between 3 lumps of jelly that are ballencing on a long piece of string that is tightly tied around 2 strawberry Laces :)... HAHAAA

M@RS
06-03-2008, 11:23 AM
I can't do that but I'm sure David Copperfield would love to give it a try...

Go beat your head against a wall (it won't hurt trust me I've done it)

Ztalker
06-03-2008, 12:54 PM
*knocked out and unable to answer*

Talking about David Copperfield...let the Statue of Liberty disappear please...

topshot
06-03-2008, 03:28 PM
Lady Liberty herself couldn't disappear, but something else did.


Give me back my wallet, thief!

Hallucination
06-03-2008, 06:40 PM
You could at least 'please'.

Be polite!

Da_man
06-03-2008, 09:59 PM
Naaaaaaaah... thats no fun.

Give me an idea!

Hallucination
06-03-2008, 10:46 PM
Get yer own, ya bum!

Make pure fire.

topshot
06-04-2008, 02:42 PM
Fire? What's that?


Give me a hug!

Construct
06-04-2008, 09:09 PM
I'm not gaaaaaaaaay!

This is SPARTA!!!

Ztalker
06-05-2008, 05:56 AM
Not really. It's Lucasforums...

Turn to the Dark Side..

topshot
06-05-2008, 01:27 PM
Why turn to the Dark Side when the Light is so much more evil than that.


Call me a liar.

Totenkopf
06-06-2008, 04:31 AM
I would, but it's not insulting enough.

Quit eating so much.

Ztalker
06-06-2008, 04:39 AM
Just had breakfast, so...I already did quit.

Make me proud(er) of Lucasforums!

Totenkopf
06-06-2008, 04:41 AM
I would.....but don't know how.

Poke out your eye.

Davinq
07-05-2008, 09:54 PM
What eye?

Clean yourself!

littleman794
02-11-2009, 02:49 PM
how? I live in the most dry part of peru!

Make Transformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen come out tomorrow!

CommanderQ
02-11-2009, 02:54 PM
NEVER! THAT'S NOT TRUE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Give me a thousand bucks so I can buy a tank.

Alkonium
02-12-2009, 11:23 PM
What good would that do you?

Go out with me.

Bokken
02-13-2009, 11:17 AM
But I have herpes.

Give me ammo.

Alkonium
02-13-2009, 05:36 PM
But it's for a different make of gun.

Give me a sword.

CommanderQ
02-13-2009, 07:42 PM
Why would I do that, I wanna a sword.

GIMME A HOT DOG!

Hallucination
02-13-2009, 10:43 PM
Do you know what those things are made of?!

Collect taxes in my name!

HK-42
02-13-2009, 10:59 PM
Why would I do that, there would be a mob after you and me?

Give me a lightmapper for KOTOR!

Astrotoy7
02-13-2009, 11:48 PM
nuh-uh. We're out of compasses and lightbulbs.

Gimme a magic lantern!

mtfbwya

Alkonium
02-14-2009, 01:29 AM
But it's stolen.

Explain how this is different from Ruin a Wish!

Bokken
02-14-2009, 11:11 AM
But it's...excusical...so I don't even have to answer you!

I WANT TEH MONKEYS!!!1!

HK-42
02-14-2009, 11:19 AM
NO!!!! TEH MONKEYS BELONG TO CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!

I WANT 10000MIL!

CommanderQ
02-14-2009, 01:06 PM
No. Do I really need a reason?

Give me all your money so I can fund my glorious war effort!

Bokken
02-14-2009, 05:40 PM
But I'm a pacifist.

Give me liberty or give me money!

HK-42
02-14-2009, 06:23 PM
No, just come to the US, we will give you liberty, and lots of taxes.

I Demand you take my virus to your computer!(seriously do you want it? I really got one called XP Police Antivirus- im getting rid of it now.)

Bokken
02-14-2009, 10:45 PM
No thanks, I already have that one.

Kill Maveritchell from GameToast.com.

TriggerGod
02-15-2009, 12:53 AM
nah, how about i kill you instead? *pushes down stairs*

give me liberty

HK-42
02-15-2009, 01:05 AM
No! I just answerd that one!
No, just come to the US, we will give you liberty, and lots of taxes.

Give me 3ds for free.

TriggerGod
02-15-2009, 01:07 AM
no i want money up front

give me death

HK-42
02-15-2009, 01:09 AM
no i want money up front

give me death

No youre to greedy, I already gave you death in the TH chatbox.

Give me my own smily.:):D:xp::(

Alkonium
02-15-2009, 02:30 AM
Your wording makes your demand impossible to interpret.

Give me $Texas.

Astrotoy7
02-15-2009, 11:20 AM
No, have $Alaska instead

Cats need to be worshipped as Cat-like Gods resembling Cats

mtfbwya

Alkonium
02-15-2009, 05:45 PM
But cats are probably atheists.

Worship me as a god!

Bokken
02-15-2009, 06:29 PM
But you don't believe in gods.

Play SWBF2.

Alkonium
02-15-2009, 06:52 PM
I do already.


Invent fighting, then perfect it so that no living man can best you in the ring of honour, then use your fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, then herd them onto a boat, then beat the crap out of every single one, so that afterward, anytime a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a zoo.

TriggerGod
02-15-2009, 07:44 PM
no thanks I'm a pacifist.

give me a zoo

HK-42
02-15-2009, 08:09 PM
I can't it got mortgaged(oddly enough by the same banker on that tardis)

Give me the 9 Rings/the one.

CommanderQ
02-15-2009, 08:15 PM
No...it's MINE, MY OWN!! MY PRECIOUS!!

Give me Narsil, the blade of Isildur.

Alkonium
02-15-2009, 08:18 PM
It has already been reforged into Anduril.

Give me Anduril, Flame of the West, blade of Aragorn!

CommanderQ
02-15-2009, 08:21 PM
Ummm, I wonder how Aragorn will take to this.....didn't he say that he would kill anyone that touched his blade?

GIVE ME A SANDWITCH, DARN IT!!!!!!!

TriggerGod
02-15-2009, 08:29 PM
ok, its a rat poison and iodine sandwich.

can I have a normal sandwich?

HK-42
02-15-2009, 10:24 PM
No because you failed to state what kind.

Can I get a 3 to replace the one I lost?(on the keyboard)

Alkonium
02-15-2009, 10:53 PM
No, because then you'd have 3 3 keys, since you said you lost a 1 key.

BURN WITH ME!

HK-42
02-15-2009, 11:34 PM
No that would hurt.

I WANT TO KNOW WHY THE SUN IS SO ROUND!

Astrotoy7
02-16-2009, 04:57 AM
um no. Its actually sun-shaped

I demand a posse of muscular black hamsters, so that we may roll in a gang

mtfbwya

Alkonium
02-16-2009, 09:49 AM
You'd roll over them.

Make Steven Moffat have the Eleventh Doctor fight the Daleks at least once.

Bokken
02-16-2009, 10:12 AM
But I don't like Doctor Who.

Make the other users give excuses rather than "ruin wishes."

Alkonium
02-16-2009, 10:13 AM
But they're idiots.

Let's get rid of the idiots.

Astrotoy7
02-17-2009, 02:41 AM
we cant, but we can at least segregate them in places to fight about religion and pregnant women

We must all make a pledge of allegiance to Pizza(no anchovies)

mtfbwya

Bokken
02-17-2009, 10:41 AM
But I like anchovies.

Let us dance!

Alkonium
02-17-2009, 04:56 PM
But I'm tired.

Read Watchmen.

HK-42
02-17-2009, 06:47 PM
I might get sick.

Give me 25cents so I can have a total of 75 cents so I can buy a coke.

CommanderQ
02-17-2009, 06:52 PM
No, coke is bad for you, go eat veggies.

I want the knowledge of the ages.

Bokken
02-18-2009, 10:29 AM
But I don't have it myself.

Can I have another piece of pie?

CommanderQ
02-18-2009, 11:07 AM
Nope, YOU'VE HAD FIVE ALREADY!!

Can you make me a chocolate pecan pie?

Alkonium
02-18-2009, 01:05 PM
No. Chocolate Pecans are impossible.

Make me a life size statue of myself using chocolate.

CommanderQ
02-18-2009, 01:29 PM
NO! YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE!

I want a statue of me bult in titanium and placed in front of the White House.

HK-42
02-18-2009, 10:45 PM
No it dosent look good with the white house.

I want every car stolen in "Gone in 60 seconds"

Alkonium
02-18-2009, 11:15 PM
You can't have them because we can't find them.

I want better parts in the musicals I audition for.

Bokken
02-19-2009, 01:23 PM
But you're such a good stagehand already!

I want to have it my way at Burger King.

HK-42
02-19-2009, 04:44 PM
You cant, thats only a saying, they will press charges.

I want to own Burger King, no excuses. :D

Alkonium
02-19-2009, 04:45 PM
No. Just no.

I want a 1964 Aston Martin DB5.

Bokken
02-19-2009, 04:50 PM
But I don't know what that is.

I want to be on Tier 10 Remort 7 in Aardwolf (http://www.aardwolf.com).

CommanderQ
02-19-2009, 04:54 PM
I wouldn't, if I could....but for the right price.......

I want a Porsche.

HK-42
02-19-2009, 06:30 PM
I would buy you one but I dont have your social security card.

I want the tank in your sig.

Alkonium
02-19-2009, 08:05 PM
Then his sig would be boring.

I want people to post more in the threads I start.

CommanderQ
02-19-2009, 09:18 PM
Why would we do that, we like this thread..:D

Give me your credit card so I can.....erm.....pay off your debts:D

Alkonium
02-19-2009, 09:30 PM
I don't trust you.

Refuse to follow this command.

Astrotoy7
02-20-2009, 01:02 PM
No. Id rather command you to follow.

Take off that jumpsuit weirdo!

mtfbwya

CommanderQ
02-20-2009, 05:37 PM
NEVER!! This jumpsuit is completely...MEE!!

Hit yourself in the face with a soccerball.

Alkonium
02-21-2009, 01:33 AM
I can't find one.

Go get Exterminated by the Daleks.

urluckyday
02-21-2009, 01:35 AM
Wish I could...if I knew who the Daleks were...

Go run the 40 meter dash.

Bokken
02-21-2009, 01:56 AM
But I'd rather walk because I'm gellin'.

Give me a Zune.

Alkonium
02-22-2009, 06:01 PM
I have better things to spend my money on.

Comment on my Doctor Who logos!

urluckyday
02-22-2009, 07:51 PM
I can't because I'm not british

Go become a PC (I'm a PC)

Alkonium
02-23-2009, 08:23 AM
I think I am already.

Drink paint.

Bokken
02-23-2009, 08:41 AM
But I'd pass out from the fumes first.

Eat worms.

Alkonium
02-23-2009, 08:44 AM
I may not be a vegetarian, but I don't eat things that are still alive!

Drink Bleach.

urluckyday
02-23-2009, 09:18 AM
I did once, it wasn't fun, so I won't do it again...

Bite a rattlesnake.

Alkonium
02-23-2009, 03:17 PM
I can't find any.

Get killed, get noticed.

urluckyday
02-23-2009, 03:19 PM
No, I don't need to be noticed to be a superstar.

Go win an Oscar.

Alkonium
02-23-2009, 06:51 PM
I'm a horrible actor.

Go win a Grammy.

CommanderQ
02-23-2009, 06:54 PM
No, I'm not sure Grammy will appreciate that...

Go rule the world.

urluckyday
02-23-2009, 06:57 PM
I would but I'm too lazy

Help me out.

Hallucination
02-23-2009, 07:07 PM
Hall only helps those who help themselves.

Sell your body.

For charity!

CommanderQ
02-23-2009, 07:10 PM
NEVER! My body would contaminate them and spread a disease that would engulf the world...

Go blow yourself up in the name of science...

urluckyday
02-23-2009, 09:16 PM
I hate science!

Cheer for the Minnesota Vikings!

Alkonium
02-23-2009, 11:25 PM
I don't care about sports.

Join my RP Series.

Bokken
02-24-2009, 12:57 PM
I don't like RP'ing.

Go get herpes.

CommanderQ
02-24-2009, 01:15 PM
No, I enjoy life.

Go fly skydive, without a parachute.

Alkonium
02-24-2009, 05:26 PM
Sounds painful.

Go get Exterminated by the Daleks.

Bokken
02-24-2009, 11:24 PM
I would if I knew what they were.

Tell me how Archie is better than the Yellow Submarine.

CommanderQ
02-24-2009, 11:36 PM
Ummmm, maybe it's better if I don't.

Go try and beat Arnold Schwartzeneggar in an arm wrestling contest.

Astrotoy7
02-25-2009, 10:11 AM
Nope. Id rather go against him in a pronunciation contest.

Invent a hat that can also play Crysis

mtfbwya

urluckyday
02-25-2009, 03:46 PM
That's impossible...

Buy an Island and become dictator for life.

CommanderQ
02-25-2009, 04:01 PM
Why would I do that? I don't like being rebelled against!

Go form an underwater Utopia and transform yourself into a strange blue mutant.

Bokken
02-25-2009, 04:04 PM
But the water's polluted.

Go Kitten Huffing (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kitten_Huffing).

Alkonium
02-25-2009, 07:00 PM
I'd probably get my brain clawed out from the inside.

Go get caught in an intrinsic field subtracter and become the next Doctor Manhattan.

CommanderQ
02-25-2009, 08:01 PM
No, I don't like intrinsic field subtractors...they hurt.

Go find some horribly sad story so you can become a gruesome avenger of the night...like Batman.

Alkonium
02-25-2009, 08:15 PM
It would be someone else's story.

Go get thrown out a window by Ozymandias.

Bokken
02-25-2009, 11:53 PM
I'd rather get buggered by Mephastophales.

Sell your soul on EBay.

Astrotoy7
02-26-2009, 04:39 AM
Cant. its being downloaded on piratebay

Invent a new brand of underwear for male helicopter enthusiasts called COCKPIT

mtfbwya

CommanderQ
02-26-2009, 11:39 AM
No, I am allergic to PUNS.

Go and try to beat the world record for prison breaks.

Bokken
02-26-2009, 01:00 PM
But I'm not in prison.

Invent a vorpal clock of ebil (that's better than evil).

CommanderQ
02-26-2009, 01:02 PM
*sniff* But I'm not evil.....

Go join the Ebil League of Ebil and become the Ebilist of all Ebil Villains...

Astrotoy7
02-26-2009, 06:07 PM
Unfortunately, I renounced Ebil a long time ago

Go pump up a bike that was made before the invention of The Wheel

mtfbwya

Alkonium
02-27-2009, 08:59 AM
I don't think they exist.

Go into the toilet beard know.

Astrotoy7
02-27-2009, 09:54 AM
Toiletbeard is an infamous pirate, but I do not know him.

Release the assassin tadpoles!

mtfbwya

Bokken
02-27-2009, 02:20 PM
They've already turned into frogs.

Tell me how Astrotoy comes up with these amazingly psychedelic ideas!

CommanderQ
02-27-2009, 02:59 PM
No, then they wouldn't appear pyschadellic.

Tell me the secret of world domination.

Astrotoy7
02-28-2009, 09:50 AM
No. The owls prohibit it.

Design a monkey teleportation device. Now!

mtfbwya

Alkonium
02-28-2009, 10:06 AM
Impossible, it would also teleport non-monkeys.

Build an all-inclusive teleportation device

Bokken
02-28-2009, 05:09 PM
But I only wish to transport Lesbian.

Come up with a lesbian owl-monkey transmutation device.

Alkonium
03-02-2009, 09:17 AM
Sounds ethically questionably. Wouldn't it involve finding a lesbian own and a lesbian monkey, and fusing them together.

Read or the owl will eat you.

Ferc Kast
03-04-2009, 09:29 PM
But, reading takes too much effort.

Make a working real lightsaber.

Alkonium
03-04-2009, 09:44 PM
I can't find a focusing crystal.

Get cast as the Twelfth Doctor.