View Full Version : What Would You Do If?

Hayden Kered
05-09-2008, 02:38 AM
* Rules: Someone asks a "What would you do if?" question. The next person replies, and says their own question.

* Example:
Person 1 - What would you do if cheese fell from the sky?
Person 2 - Take as much as I can and eat it!; WWYDI LucasForums was closed down?
Person 3 - Go insane!; WWYDI the world was going to blow up?

I'll start:

WWYDI Walt Disney bought the Star Wars franchise?

05-09-2008, 03:07 AM
WWYDI Walt Disney bought the Star Wars franchise?
Nothing, really. Would depend on what they did with it.
WWYDI football were replaced with soccer?

05-09-2008, 05:43 AM
I like soccer more, so I'd be very excited :D

wwydi Chewbacca would be retconned into an Ewok?

05-09-2008, 11:33 AM
I would eat him...

WWYDI you realized you were adopted???

05-10-2008, 09:25 AM
I'd probably cry.

WWYDI Mark Hamill was next door to you?

05-11-2008, 06:01 AM
Get him to answer the door as The Joker from Batman's animates series.

WWYDI if you woke up realizing that you are falling off the top of the Empire State Building?

Serpentine Cougar
05-11-2008, 11:51 PM

WWDI you were about to be slaughtered by a rancor?

Hayden Kered
05-12-2008, 05:33 AM
Pretend to be Luke and stick a bone in its mouth.

WWYDI Paris Hilton became the President of the US?

05-12-2008, 11:06 AM
Immediately move to Canada.

WWYDI Batman never existed?

05-12-2008, 05:47 PM
Invent him

WWYDI you died?

05-12-2008, 07:55 PM
I'd have a long list of houses to haunt.

WWYDI the Atari was never invented?

Ferc Kast
05-12-2008, 08:39 PM
I'd make one.

WWYDI all your decisions went wrong?

Boba Rhett
05-12-2008, 08:47 PM
I'd invent the following games: Centipede, Asteroids, Pac-Man, Dig Dug and Mario Bros. Every year there after I would release a new console that played these same games with slightly updated graphics.

After ten years of this I would then move my base of operations to the moon where I would live, naked except for a large cowboy hat, in a giant domed hot tub brimming with beautiful 18 year olds. (I'd have new ones shipped in yearly)

Exactly what I'm doing right now. *sigh*... :(

WWYDI I was your father?

05-12-2008, 10:14 PM
Ask my mom why I couldn't have been a virgin birth. :xp:

WWYDI you were all alone?

05-12-2008, 10:16 PM
Masturbate, obviously. :carms:

WWYDI you have only two bullets left and the guy in front of you is your enemy, but has an empty pistol?

05-12-2008, 10:21 PM
Shoot him twice in the head and move on.

WWYDI you got caught doing something that nasty (^)?

Boba Rhett
05-12-2008, 10:25 PM
Ask the person if they see anything they like.

WWYDI you woke up tomorrow and your tongue was three feet long?

05-12-2008, 10:35 PM
I'd find myself verrrry popular with the ladies. ;)

WWYDI you couldn't see anymore?

05-13-2008, 01:13 AM
I would probably be blind.

WWYDI your computer suddenly shut down in the middle of the post that you are writing?

05-13-2008, 06:05 PM
I'd find something else to do.

WWYDI we were all living in police states the world over?

05-13-2008, 10:30 PM
I would- No. I will not tell you. The Government forbids me to share information with foreigners. I'm afraid my Government will now have to trace your location and murder you and your family and all your friends and their friends-of-friends, but not their friends.

WWYDI you were allowed to fix any appliance or instrument to your body so that it would work flawlessly still?

Boba Rhett
05-13-2008, 10:41 PM
Helloooooooo Butt flute.

WWYDI you were out of toilet paper for seven weeks?

05-13-2008, 10:57 PM
Use water. We Indians are man enough never to use toilet paper. :carms:

WWYDI you realized that your mother and father are not your real parents and that you are a government-funded experiment?

05-13-2008, 11:05 PM
A government-funded experiment? Hello exposure!

WWYDI you had a tail?

05-13-2008, 11:11 PM
Masturbate, obviously. :carms:

WWYDI if an angel came to you and asked you to eat her?

05-14-2008, 11:40 AM

WWYDI your worst nightmares came true?

Hayden Kered
05-15-2008, 02:06 AM

WWYDI aliens came to Earth and made peace with us?

Rabish Bini
05-15-2008, 03:11 AM
Live in peace.

WWYDI Aliens came to Earth and declared WAR?

05-15-2008, 10:40 AM
Declare they'd have to get their green punk *sses out of here before we call Will Smith and his F-16.

wwydi word would get out that George Lucas is considering filming Episode 7, turning it into an Musical with singing Gungans?

05-15-2008, 02:41 PM
lmao at his eccentricity.

WWYDI such a film actually succeeded (>$400+ mil at the box office)?

05-15-2008, 11:54 PM
Buy the DVD.

WWYDI the ghost of HD-DVD stabbed Blu-Ray in the back and took its revenge?

Rabish Bini
05-16-2008, 02:35 AM
lol on the ground all day long

WWYDI PS3 won the console war?

05-16-2008, 08:10 AM
Blame...ehr..nothing really, I'd go take up my PC gaming again. I'll never buy a Sony console, NEVER! :xp:

wwydi the movie SW: Episode 7: The Gungan Grunge Musical was released on HD DVD only? :D

Ferc Kast
05-16-2008, 08:25 PM
I'd celebrate, as I don't have an HD DVD player.

wwydi KotOR III was anounced for PC & X-Box (and/or 360)?

Rabish Bini
05-17-2008, 12:15 AM
Be very happy :) as I have a 360, and a normal xbox

WWYDI if K3 was only released on Atari 2600?

05-17-2008, 01:48 AM
Nothing. Don't own one.

WWYDI you were stranded on an island full of cannibals?

05-17-2008, 11:15 AM
Eat them.

WWYDI you didn't answer this question?

Serpentine Cougar
05-19-2008, 12:24 AM
Do something actually worthwhile with my time...

WWDI you were stupid?

05-19-2008, 06:20 PM
Hay, U aren't stoopid!

WWYDI you had permanent detention?

05-19-2008, 07:38 PM
What destroyed classroom? I don't see a destroyed classroom!

WWYDI I set up the rules and regulations around here?

Ferc Kast
05-19-2008, 09:31 PM
I'd be hiding in the corner.

WWYDI there was no gravity?

Boba Rhett
05-19-2008, 09:58 PM
Burn all bras. Everywhere.

WWYDI there were no bras?

05-19-2008, 11:25 PM
Notice a lot of bouncing.

WWYDI George gave you control of LucasArts?

05-20-2008, 12:19 AM
Change the name.

WWYDI Jesus appeared right in front of you?

05-20-2008, 07:33 AM
steal his sandals

WWYDI you were walking down a street and stumbled upon a black leather suitcase containing $500,000 in unused bills... which turns out be a ransom payment that a wealthy industrialist left to pay a kidnapper who had taken his Bichon Frise, named Mr Smoochy-Mooch III... who would be losing a paw if payment wasn't received by 10pm that evening... followed by another paw at 12pm?

Ray Jones
05-20-2008, 08:18 AM
I'd become $500,000 richer.

WWYDI someone had kidnapped you and the person supposed to pay $500,000 for you doesn't place the cash in time so you'll lose a paw by 10pm and another one at 12pm.

05-20-2008, 01:40 PM
Figure I'd be losing the next two paws over four hours and likely my life as well.

WWYDI you were a member of the opposite sex?

05-20-2008, 11:22 PM
Masturbate, obviously. :carms:

WWYDI you were asked to shuffle a deck of cards and there are no more playing cards left in this world?

05-21-2008, 12:19 AM
Don't know, but guessing you'd masturbate to handle your new found stress. :D

WWYDI everyone wanted to see you dead?

05-21-2008, 02:59 AM
Charge five hundred dollars per head for each performance.

WWYDI you suddenly realized that all of your clothes have become unwearable small for you?

05-21-2008, 11:07 PM
Mug someone my size and take their $$ to buy new clothes.

WWYDI you got dropped into the land of the giants?

Rabish Bini
05-22-2008, 03:01 AM
Make peace.

WWYDI LucasForums shutdown?

05-22-2008, 03:29 AM
Spend time more constructively.

WWYDI music was outlawed?

05-22-2008, 04:47 AM
Kill the power structure till it relented and made music legal again.

WWYDI you lost interest in everything?

Boba Rhett
05-22-2008, 04:55 AM
I'd answer that but I just don't care.

WWYDI you had a remote that controlled the weather?

05-22-2008, 05:27 AM
i would travel to rain-deprived third world countries and let it rain. then i'll be treated as a god... and they would do my bidding, or else be struck by lighting or a very large hail stone.

wwydi - one day you were walking down a street and stumbled upon a little green alien who tells you he's an alien from the planet Brie and needs help to find his spaceship so he can go home, whilst also trying to avoid the evil government men armed with walkie-talkies who want him for testing.

05-22-2008, 11:11 AM
Tell the media about it and make money out of it.

WWYDI - you were contacted by the ghost of Obi-Wan, who told you that Star Wars was real and that the evil Sith have spread to Earth over the millions of years and are threatening your very existence, and gives you a real lightsaber of any colour you choose.

05-22-2008, 12:40 PM
I'd lay off all that partying, not good for the ole brain cells.

WWYDI if you found Osama?

05-22-2008, 06:04 PM
Ask someone what Osama is.

WWYDI if you finally discovered that your father was Earth's most wanted man?

05-22-2008, 06:08 PM
That depends on what you mean by "most wanted."

WWYDI you were Tom Cruise?

05-22-2008, 06:11 PM
Sue myself.

WWYDI you became a cartoon character?

Rabish Bini
05-22-2008, 11:51 PM
Laugh very hysterically

WWYDI Superhero Movie won an award?

05-23-2008, 01:14 AM
What, like the Razzy?

WWYDI sci-fi movies were portals into other planes of existence?

Rabish Bini
05-23-2008, 02:16 AM
Try to enter these "Other planes of existence"

WWYDI you won a razzy

05-24-2008, 03:43 PM
Thank the academy that I didn't win two razzies.

WWYDI I told you I love you?

05-25-2008, 01:49 PM
Check to see what you'd been drinking/popping prior to uttering that statement.

WWYDI if DarthAve were serious?

Ferc Kast
05-25-2008, 02:03 PM
I'd run to another forum for safety.

WWYDI I could come up with a question?

05-25-2008, 02:37 PM
Wait in expectation :)

wwydi one of the forumites around here turned out to be a real-life celebrity (George Lucas for example)?

05-25-2008, 04:44 PM
figure....why not?

wwydi one of those people wanted to put you on their friends list?

05-25-2008, 10:06 PM
Deny, for cool factor.

WWYDI cats thought you were sexy?

05-26-2008, 12:31 AM
Look to see if someone put some catnip on my clothes.

wwydi if someone didn't and the cats still found you sexy?

05-26-2008, 12:40 AM
Masturbate, obviously. Have sex with them, depending on what they are by the definition cats.

WWYDI you were offered a role in a trashy B-Grade sci-fi film that paid a lot of money?

05-26-2008, 12:51 AM
Take it. I'll live in nerd infamy and have money.

WWYDI Giant radioactive ants (Ala Them!) took over the state of New York in a coup d'eat?

05-26-2008, 02:08 AM
Expect that they'd probably reelect Hilary to the Senate after she lost out to Obama.

wwydi the B-movie didn't pay any more than scale?

Rabish Bini
05-26-2008, 05:25 AM
Nothing, really

WWYDI you found out I was a dog who learned how to type.

05-26-2008, 10:50 AM
Thinking about how you couldn't be a chinese dog then :xp:

wwydi I had a winning lottery ticket for 3 million dollars?

05-26-2008, 11:31 AM
congradulate you, than leave.

WWYDI You saw me IRL?

05-26-2008, 11:42 AM
I could walk right past and not even have noticed it was you. WWYD then?

05-26-2008, 02:28 PM
Not notice you either.

WWYDI you were told that there was going to be an earthquake tomorrow and only you know that it would happen?

05-26-2008, 02:37 PM
Go to Vegas and bet on it.

wwydi you found out you were tricked?

05-27-2008, 05:15 AM
Trick 'em back harder!

wwydi the earthquake turned out to be fake, but a tsunami is coming anyways?

05-27-2008, 09:28 AM
Break out my boogie board and go out in a stylin' fashion.

wwydi if the ride didn't actually kill you?

05-28-2008, 01:00 AM
Ride it multiple times. For fun!

WWYDI you had cheese from all over the world?

05-28-2008, 01:37 AM
Sell it to connoisseurs on eBay at ridiculous prices.

WWYDI you had a real functioning lightsaber?

05-28-2008, 02:11 AM
Use it for a nightlight.

wwydi you forgot who you are?

05-28-2008, 02:33 AM
Pretend to be British to pick up chicks.

WWYDI your great grandfather turned out to be a Nazi war criminal?

05-28-2008, 05:07 AM
Ask him if he used the uniform to score frauliens.

wwydi you knew all life would end at noon on 6-1-2008?

05-28-2008, 11:09 AM
Tell only the people I care about so we could get to safety. Leave the rest to die.

WWYDI A stranger offered you candy and it wasn't halloween?

05-28-2008, 11:26 AM
give one to the cat first, make sure they're safe to eat.

wwydi - your boss offers you a promotion & a huge pay rise in return for sexual favours?

... seriously what would you do? i need help.

05-28-2008, 01:06 PM
Get it first in writing. Seriously? Maybe start looking for a new job.

wwydi someone dropped you off (you're blindfolded) and told you to find your own way back home?

Serpentine Cougar
05-29-2008, 12:34 AM
Sue you.

WWYDI I sued you?

06-02-2008, 01:26 PM
Sue you back.

WWYDI a fist comes at your face at a high speed?

06-02-2008, 01:37 PM
duck and hit the guy back as hard as I can then ask why he swung at me in the first place

WWYDI you were grounded for the rest of your life?

06-02-2008, 01:41 PM
run away

WWYDI you lost your voice, and then someone violently ripped out your tongue??

06-02-2008, 02:24 PM
Learn sign language after taking revenge... :)

wwydi George Lucas asked you to take over the SW franchise?

06-02-2008, 02:26 PM
Make a decent KOTOR 3.

WWYDI everything electronic suddenly disappeared?

06-02-2008, 04:56 PM
Well there's always walking......

WWYDI you had an evil twin sister?

06-02-2008, 09:49 PM
Kill her, because I enjoy being an only child. ~stubborn~

WWYDI every radio station started playing gospel bluegrass 24/7?

06-02-2008, 11:14 PM
Turn off the Radio and plug in my Ipod.

WWYDI the Tomato God was coming for you and the only way to escape his ketchupy wrath was to eat THE GODZ0RZ ITZELF!?!?!

06-02-2008, 11:17 PM
add a really big hot dog to choke down all of the ketchup

WWYDI Bill Gates adopted you?

06-02-2008, 11:19 PM

What would you do ifffffff Master Chief was your cousin?! And you were an ODST!?

06-03-2008, 10:28 AM
I'd declare war on hyperactivity. Seriously.

WWYDI I changed my location?

06-03-2008, 12:58 PM
Congratulate you, because 'hiding from tomatoes' is not a real location, now is it... ;)

wwydi I changed my avatar into Sailor Bubba?

06-06-2008, 04:33 AM

wwydi if LF wouldn't let you change your avatar anymore?

06-06-2008, 04:41 AM
Laugh for Boba Rhett who's then stuck with a weed-smoking Yoda :D at least we got the coolness of bounty hunters, guitar players etc...

wwydi Lucasforums would be sold to Microsoft?

06-06-2008, 04:42 AM
Hope that it didn't get any buggier as a result.

wwydi it did?

06-11-2008, 11:10 PM
Then it did what it shouldn't have done - it did it.

wwydi I asked you to rate my fan-fic in CEC from 1 to 20, 1 being low and bad, 20 being super awesome?!

06-12-2008, 08:13 PM
That depends on two things: 1. It has an evil bunny and/or monkey, 2 being where it's at.

WWYDI the planet Cybertron actually existed?

06-12-2008, 08:16 PM
Move there, so that I could wear a transforming suit like in the Cartoon Movie...

WWYDI Megatron squished your neighbor's house

06-13-2008, 12:31 AM
Would largely depend on how I felt about the neighbor or how close he was to my house (don't need the collateral damage).

WWYDI Megatron wanted to date your mother?

06-13-2008, 12:37 AM
Run away as fast as I can.

WWYDI if heavy weapons guy (from Team Fortress 2) wanted to date your mom.

06-17-2008, 11:47 PM
Ummm, I wouldn't let him. :)

WWYDI you lost your job?

06-18-2008, 04:49 AM
Sue and/or look for a new one, depending on the circumstances.

wwydi if you knew the sun would die by weeks end?

06-18-2008, 12:39 PM
Die by weeks end. :)

WWYDI I gave you money?

06-18-2008, 05:08 PM
That depends on how much you'll give. I'd buy taffy.

WWYDI I gave you a piece of taffy just before the world ended?

06-18-2008, 06:19 PM
Might as well die with a full stomach :lol:

WWYDI Houdini visited you as a ghost?

06-18-2008, 10:57 PM

WWYDI you had no mother?

06-18-2008, 11:00 PM
Freak out, who's going to cook my food?! :lol: JK, I'm a better cook than she is at a lot of things

WWYDI Vader asked you to be his Apprentice?

06-18-2008, 11:56 PM
Take it and kill him. Only a weak sith would ask.

wwydi Jabba made you his slave?

06-19-2008, 01:26 AM
I would make him my slave. ;)

WWYDI I made you a sandwich?

06-19-2008, 05:40 AM
Give it to my food taster.

wwydi no one loved you?

06-20-2008, 07:40 PM
Crawl in a hole and die.

WWYDI you were drafted into the military to fight a in a war that you don't support?

06-30-2008, 06:56 AM
Hope I didn't get hurt before that war was over.

wwydi you woke up tomorrow and didn't know who you were anymore?

06-30-2008, 11:53 AM
Create a new identity for myself, or ask someone "Whats my name?"

wwydi you became a ghost.

06-30-2008, 12:50 PM
Scare the crap out of all of the idiots in my life :lol:

WWYDI You know that you're going to be run over by a bus in two minutes?

Marius Fett
06-30-2008, 01:47 PM
Catch the train instead.

WWYDI a tramp moved into your garden and he had a sack full of rare Star Wars memorabilia.

06-30-2008, 02:37 PM
Take his figures in lieu of rent.

wwydi you owned every first edition of every comic book ever printed (in mint condition)?

09-01-2008, 11:08 PM
Sell them and become the richest nerd on Earth :xp:

WWYDI You witnessed D-Day?

09-02-2008, 12:57 AM
Embark on a Nazi killing spree.

WWYDI you could meet any rock star you wanted?

09-02-2008, 05:00 AM
Kill Bono because he's annoying.

WWYDI A Swat team burst through your door?

Serpentine Cougar
09-05-2008, 07:27 AM
Look for a sturdier door.

WWYDI Darth Vader killed your father?

09-10-2008, 07:57 PM
^Well, that depends on how I should go about smashing him into pieces.

WWYD if God stole your candy bar?

09-11-2008, 11:43 PM
Stop believing in him.

WWYDI all animals other than humans became human-devouring zombies?

09-12-2008, 01:19 AM
Whoop some serious Zombie @ss. I got a whole stash in my closet dedicated to zombie survival.

WWYDI some revived a really old thread?

09-12-2008, 01:21 AM
Freak out and turn myself into an insaneasylm :lol:

WWYDI you could bounce on a Pogostick 1,000,000,000,000,000 times?

Hayden Kered
09-12-2008, 05:52 AM
Go for 1,000,000,000,000,001

WWYDI you were as hairy as a wookie?

09-12-2008, 03:38 PM

WWYDI Dath wants to kill you?

09-12-2008, 04:07 PM
I wouldn't be surprised one single bit...

WWYDI You knew the location of every member on this site?

09-24-2008, 10:39 AM
I already do....*sinister laugh*

What would you do if you woke up in Amsterdam, with the Dutch nationality?

09-24-2008, 10:55 AM
Have some pancakes

WWYD if you lost your keys?

Ferc Kast
09-24-2008, 01:04 PM
^I'd use my spare keys. :xp:

WWYD if I couldn't come up with a question for this? :p

09-25-2008, 08:04 PM
Question why you just asked that.

WWYDI I found Waldo?

09-26-2008, 12:00 PM
Kill you, allowing Waldo to hide once more!

wwydi the empire would strike back?

09-26-2008, 07:59 PM
Cover myself with snow and hide... :xp:

WWYDI I gave you a million bucks?

09-26-2008, 10:15 PM
gobuy a 64' Shelby GT 500

WWYDI you woke up and chewie was standing over you frothing at the mouth with demonic eyes

Ferc Kast
09-26-2008, 10:25 PM
I'd run like the wind.

WWYD if Padmé joined Anakin on the dark side?

Serpentine Cougar
09-28-2008, 07:51 AM
Grin with glee and join them!

WWYDI your name was Guybrush Threepwood?

Darth Avlectus
05-08-2009, 12:56 AM
Change my name, again if I hadn't and wonder WTF was I thinking.

Wwydi tom green decided to come to your house?

05-08-2009, 12:59 AM
Shoot him for trespassing and post it on the internet.

wwydi you only had 72 hours left to live?

Darth Avlectus
05-08-2009, 02:15 AM
I'd go out and get laid as much as I could, Write my will so that it could not be botched,

Turn my rat loose in my room after making it a haven for her...all the food she'd ever need, and an automated water dispense system...as well as other automated comforts (lights, AC, contraptions),

Make amends, say my last goodbyes and F yous, have my moment of reflection...and have some automation of palpatine zap me to death atop a skyscraper ledge while dressed up like mace windu. Whoever gets to my lightsaber can keep it if it survives the fall. I go Splat!

WWYDI you had to walk Caminito del Rey in Spain?

05-10-2009, 04:24 AM
Wear a parachute or one of those jet packs like in the Bond movie.

WWYDI if you had to swim across a river full of pirahna?

05-10-2009, 12:49 PM
I'd nuke it. Then I would swim.

What if you had to jump into a mud-filled pool that was infested with animals of strange origins?

05-10-2009, 05:33 PM
I'd push you in first to serve as a distraction.

WWYDI anime were real?

Darth Avlectus
05-10-2009, 06:49 PM
I'd go out of my mind...and binge on grabbing...........http://lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=327&pictureid=3162

WWYDI somebody barfed in a taxi cab?

05-10-2009, 08:59 PM
I'd nuke it, after collecting the fare of course.

What if Anime fans tried to take over the world?

Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 04:15 AM
Let them. That way we could make a killing off it.

WWYDI Cosplaying hotties were jumping on trampolines?

05-11-2009, 06:44 AM
Give them the attention they deserved.

WWYDI Afro-Samurai were hot on your tail?

05-11-2009, 10:33 AM
I'd nuke them.

WWYDI if ten thousand monkeys were trying to kill you.

05-11-2009, 03:24 PM
Take as many down before they get me.

WWYD if you ended up in Ravenholm?

Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 04:00 PM
I'd cause mayhem--what else? (GMOD!!!)

WWYD if you were in the galactic senate building (right there in the arena) during Yoda and Sidious' fight?

05-11-2009, 04:35 PM
I would nuke it.

WWYD if Sidious decided you were a threat to the Empire.

05-11-2009, 04:37 PM
Rest easy, knowing he was just a fictional character.

WWYDI your wife found out about your 3 mistresses?

Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 04:42 PM
Uhh, I'm single now??? (knowing T they'd all be these fat hairy ugly redneck hoes)

WWYDI My crispified former pet monkey was looking for a home to die in?

05-11-2009, 04:45 PM
I'd let him live with those 3 fat hairy ugly redneck hoes that I thought were your mistresses.

WWYDI if someone tried to pimp you in prison?

05-11-2009, 04:48 PM
I'd nuke them.

What if you got your tongue stuck to a metal bar in the middle of winter?

Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 04:51 PM
I'd find some way to obtain hot fluid to thaw my tongue off of it.

WWYDI those fat hairy ugly bag lady redneck hoe mistresses Totenkopf mistook for mine, were jumping on trampolines and they all landed on you when you weren't looking?

05-11-2009, 04:52 PM
Hope they were midgets.

WWYDI if GTA's monkey were flinging its crap at you?

Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 05:24 PM
I'd Burn it and its army if it decided to mutiny me.

WWYDI totenkopf offered to have a drink with you.

05-11-2009, 05:34 PM
Accept it....there's no finer company anywhere.

WWYDI if GTA's ugly midget hairy redneck hoes came on to you?

05-11-2009, 05:57 PM
I'd nuke them.

WWYDI Totenkopf was stalking you.

05-11-2009, 07:13 PM
Talk myself out of it. :D

WWYDI if CommanderQ started a DQ franchise?

Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 09:40 PM
I'd be the first to show up for a chocolate malt.

WWYDI GTA left you an explosion filled little surprise on your front doorstep?

05-12-2009, 12:31 AM
Leave an even bigger explosion filled surprise in the middle of his home.

WWYDI Batman and Robin came onto to you at the same time?

05-12-2009, 10:08 PM

WWYDI Ozymandias wanted you dead?

Darth Avlectus
05-13-2009, 12:08 AM
I'd call @$$-fountain boy after he was loaded full. Ready aim fire from the hole!--err water...err...yuck. All the reason it'd work. :lol:

WWYDI Totenkopf needed a dollar?

05-13-2009, 12:49 AM
Take it from GTA when he wasn't looking.

WWYDI there was nothing left to do?

Darth Avlectus
05-13-2009, 02:12 AM
Go find Anderson's toolshed. Meheheheh-heh-heheh.

Take it from GTA when he wasn't looking.

Must be an IOU, then...remember? I'm broke 'cuz I asked for you to give a brotha a dolla...support NWP.

...you cold bastard.

EDIT: WWYDI someone droppoed a bank safe from 50 stories up?

05-13-2009, 08:39 AM
I'm not entirely sure what the question is.

WWYDI you had the One Ring?

05-13-2009, 12:53 PM
I'd use it to nuke people with my power.

WWYDI Sauron invaded Earth?

05-13-2009, 03:01 PM
We'd nuke him.

WWYDI the Black Mesa incident really happened?

05-13-2009, 06:14 PM
Become Gordon Freeman. Someone's got to put things right.

WWYDI a fast zombie were trying to make a meal out of you?

05-13-2009, 06:16 PM
Gravity Gun a sawblade at it.

WWYDI you found yourself in the Deadspell Storm?

05-13-2009, 07:02 PM
Grab the nearest Shardship or Vailyrian rider.

WWYDI if neither were available?

05-13-2009, 08:12 PM
I could always nuke them.

WWYDI the President ended up being a terrorist robot in disquise?

05-13-2009, 08:13 PM
I'd nuke him. (inside running joke, it seems ;) ).

What would you do if the robot nuked you first?

05-13-2009, 08:16 PM

WWYDI the power to influence anything was given to you? (Try and nuke that...:D)

05-13-2009, 08:52 PM
I'd influence everyone by selectively nuking others. (take that..:D)

WWYDI you couldn't nuke me for that? (nope...ya can't nuke me :devsmoke:)

05-13-2009, 09:50 PM
Incinerate you.

WWYDI if there were no nukes?

05-14-2009, 12:54 AM
I'd build them, then I'd nuke you:D

WWYD if I was sitting on a large nuclear stockpile in the center of the Earth, and if I exploded, took everyone with me.{beat that.:D}

05-14-2009, 02:00 AM
I blow you up AFTER I began colonizing the rest of the solar system. ( :devsmoke: )

WWYDI if you went to hell for making me destroy you?

Darth Avlectus
05-14-2009, 02:49 AM
I'd rape all the demons with my chainsaw.

WWYDI Perez Hilton was elected president.

05-14-2009, 06:26 AM
I'd convince the devil to lend you out w/your chainsaw for a little "job". :devburn:

WWYDI if Donald Trump became the president?

05-14-2009, 01:25 PM
I'd nuke him with a nuke that had financial numbers painted on the top....BEAT THAT!:D

Now an even more interesting quesiton, WWYDI Donald Trump became president?:D

05-15-2009, 11:34 AM
I'd nuke you before you could nuke him. Take that. :xp:

WWYDI there were no weapons (of any kind) left and perez hilton became president?

05-15-2009, 12:53 PM
I would throw a uranium ball at him, and then ignite the fuse...to create....A NUKE!! OHHHHH!!:D

WWYDI you had to stop the world from rotating because of my nuke? {Heheheheh:D}

05-15-2009, 03:55 PM
Sick the Bob on you. He doesn't like people messing with the planet like that (not even you ;) ).

WWYDI the IRS decided you owed it A LOT of $$ and wouldn't take no for an answer? (hint: no nuking....it's now been horribly overdone to the point of cliche :D ).

Darth Avlectus
05-15-2009, 10:00 PM
I'd bombard them with dead raccoons until their office was full of them.

WWYDI +some bum rolled in manure and then decided to take a load off in your bed?
(runs away)

05-15-2009, 10:20 PM
I'd put him in a nuke and send him to Mars{the nuke is now officially a cliche...what say a custom title?:D}

WWYDI a strange alien substance began to colonize the world?

05-15-2009, 11:13 PM
Destroy it with anti-matter.

WWYDI LF didn't exist?

Darth Avlectus
05-15-2009, 11:51 PM
Uhh, well, depends on the context of "didn't exist"...Probably go to my tool shed and not come out. :dev7:

{the nuke is now officially a cliche...what say a custom title?:D} Hmm...I'll consider it for when I reach that point... :xp: Maybe use something retarded for an av???

WWYDI Violent J showed up naked at your front door in facepaint and with an axe?

06-11-2009, 11:19 PM
Give him directions to your house.

WWYDI Shrek wanted to make you his bitch?

Serpentine Cougar
06-14-2009, 01:57 AM
Run away. Fast.

WWYDI you spontaneously went deaf?

Darth Avlectus
06-14-2009, 02:01 AM
I'd curse with abandon because I can't hear it.

WWYDI you had a choice between becoming the next Kettle Head or Red Foreman putting his foot in your ass?

06-14-2009, 04:20 AM
Ask for a less painful choice of alternatives.

WWYDI if Fez started looking at you "wrong"?

Darth Avlectus
06-14-2009, 03:10 PM
Give him 10 secons to quit staring at me or he's gonna find a phenomenon up his ass called my foot finding its way up there.

WWYDI Kelso was grabbing your stepmother's ass?

06-14-2009, 05:03 PM
Have Red put his foot up Kelso's ass....afterall, he can't stand dumbasses.

WWYDI Kitty said she was pregnant?

06-14-2009, 06:26 PM
I would A. Nuke them, or B. put m foot up there....you get the idea:D

WWYDI you had a metal straightjacket on, and you had to escape a nuclear blast?

Darth Avlectus
06-20-2009, 04:04 AM
I'd use my mental intimidation powers and give it to the count of 10 to instill fear into the inanimate object to make it animate and do my bidding to escape the situation successfully. Because I'm Red Foreman. And my boot needs some exercise finding a landing up some hippie's ass.

WWYDI The party of dumbasses decided your empty pool was fit to party in with a keg...using my damn pump. :swear:

Darth Zavier
06-20-2009, 10:17 PM
I would beat the crap out of all of them and kick them out.

WWYDI Your boss is a sexy blonde with long legs and you have a conference meeting between the two of you?

Darth Avlectus
06-21-2009, 02:22 AM
^^^I'd take her in the back room with some rubber gloves and give her an examination--away from watching eyes of douche nozzles. Then I'd go watch some rodent porn when I got done with that.

WWYDI Lord Cameltoe nominated you president of his nation? :xp:

Darth Zavier
06-21-2009, 03:45 PM
I would say get lost.

WWYDI you were fat?

06-21-2009, 07:15 PM
Probably have my pic taken in the driveway with a giant furby. :dev8:

WWYDI you had 30 seconds left to live and were alone in the middle of the desert?

Darth Avlectus
06-21-2009, 08:18 PM
I'd yell "F*CK NUT!" as many times as I could before death came for me.

WWYDI a couple of moron tenants in an apartment complex you own decided it was time to get rid of the fly and:
1) used all sorts of tools to do it, failed uttery,
2) crapped on the floor, brought in and dumped over garbage, gassed the area out, failed again,
3) broke a window and ended up bringing the whole swamp of flies in the house?

Darth Zavier
06-22-2009, 06:44 PM
Easy, I would just get a new one.

WWYDI you were in an alley surrounded by a gang of 72 members with no place to run?

Darth Avlectus
06-22-2009, 09:44 PM
I'd summon 72 voodoo dicks and sick'em on the thugs.

WWYDI a space satellite crashed on your street?

06-22-2009, 09:48 PM
Hope it didn't interfere w/the utility connections to the house.

WWYDI you couldn't do anything anymore?

Darth Avlectus
06-22-2009, 09:55 PM
I'd hokey pokey in my pants and die.

WWYDI your roommate was hawt, but that hawt roommate brought scabies in the house repeatedly?

06-22-2009, 09:58 PM
Well, if I already got the scabies from her, there's only one thing left to do before kicking to the curb....:naughty:

WWYDI if it was a guy instead of a hawt girl?

06-22-2009, 10:01 PM
I would...relocate them to Siberia via my....secret sources.

WWYDI you're roommate was a crazy Islamic terrorist who was convinced that you were his only help?

06-22-2009, 10:03 PM
I'd help him in the form of my foot in his ass. :D

WWYDI the US became an open dictatorship?

Darth Avlectus
06-22-2009, 10:39 PM
I think my foot would break off for all that ass I'd be kicking b/c I'm old and feeble like Mastrer Vrook.

WWYDI the girls from Sudeki stole your keys and locked you out of your room to "take care of a little business" and you had no spy gear set up to watch them?

06-22-2009, 11:06 PM
I'd break down the door and 'find out' what was happening...heheh:D

WWYDI your room came alive and decided that it wanted liberty?

Darth Avlectus
06-22-2009, 11:13 PM
I'd tell it "more power to ya"--and let it find out the hard way what life is all about.

WWYDI the renegade monkey army was invading N Korea right now with the intentions of "finding a new home" for their broomsticks?

06-22-2009, 11:23 PM
I would give them financial support and their very own nuclear banana.

WWYDI the Monkey Army defeated Kim Jong Il and his strange band of idiots?

06-23-2009, 02:08 AM
Get 'em a bunch of female monkeys to celebrate their newfound victory.

WWYDI KJI defeated the Monkey Army instead?

Darth Avlectus
06-23-2009, 09:44 PM
I'd activate Sigma, let him infiltrate some place with nukes and launch them at N Korea much the same as he did for Abel City when he wanted to annihilate the humans.

WWYDI Robert Iannini had to get rid of some of his company's surplus *fast*?

06-26-2009, 01:43 PM
Become the next "evil genius".

WWYDI nobody liked you?

Darth Avlectus
06-27-2009, 04:23 PM
I'd use their hatred and discontent to sustain myself and prosper.

WWYDI tales of symphonia was real?

06-27-2009, 04:28 PM
I'd....create something else for the world to worry about.

WWYDI Symphonia was real?

Darth Avlectus
06-27-2009, 09:34 PM
Dunno. Sheena would be getting in cat fights with her voice actor: Jennifer Hale. :iceburn:
I out nerdified you. BOOYEAH!

WWYDI if KOTOR was also real in addition to symphonia?

06-28-2009, 02:55 AM
I'd out-Revan Revan and take over the Republic.

WWYDI you were stuck on a planet with only SW aliens and no humans and space travel didn't exist?

Darth Avlectus
06-28-2009, 11:35 PM
I'd throw me a party. With a truckload of Zagnut as we launched flaming dead raccoons and heaping piles of burning monkey **** at things. We'd go around burning things up. And probably live with each other peacefully, especially considering the human race otherwise appears to be a ****up.

WWYDI Violent J was on the street, broke and brandishing an axe and holding up a sign reading "axe murderer for hire"?

06-29-2009, 12:55 AM
I'd send him to Perez Hilton's place. He'd probably get off for time served (ie community service). :D

WWYDI Perez called you a stupid c*nt?

Darth Avlectus
06-29-2009, 01:00 AM
I'd probably laugh at him...then kick a field goal with his body since my foot is always up to the task for kicking rude little foul mouthed mendicants.

WWYDI squirrels were making sweet love on your kitchen floor?

06-29-2009, 01:02 AM
Assume I must be "living on the streets" in a cardboard condo.

WWYDI if squirrels started taking a dump on your car?

Darth Avlectus
06-29-2009, 01:07 AM
They do that all the time anyway, so... Probably pelt them with rocks when I catch them.

WWYDI Yo mamma lived in a 2 story dorito bag, had a wooden leg with a bird house in it, and had a glass titty with a screw on nipple? (WUT?!)

06-29-2009, 01:13 AM
Feel sorry for Yo mamma. :D

WWYDI your lasers broke down and your feet were in traction and you were beset by dumbasses and kettleheads?

Darth Avlectus
06-29-2009, 01:17 AM
I'd call Jules to clean the mess up. He could keep one of my Gold DYX357's with leopard skin as a reward.

WWYDI you were contracted by "...lost" to develop a new version of their energy drink but you were all out of ideas?

06-29-2009, 01:21 AM
I'd piss in a jug, add some herbs and stuff and sell it to them. Give it some exotic name and could market it like "When you really gotta knock the piss out of the next guy, drink..."

WWYDI KOTOR comics were done in hentai style?

Darth Avlectus
06-29-2009, 03:46 AM
I'd be all over it and make Anderson's camper rock so hard it fell over. Except I think Jae would kill me for defiling her avatar.

WWYDI the she dragon needed some special tender pleasing and chose *you* for it?

06-29-2009, 04:37 AM
All depends on whether the "she dragon" is just a nickname and for whom.

WWYDI you were the "lucky" recipient of such attention?

Darth Avlectus
06-29-2009, 10:18 PM
Get miles of super strong navy rope to bind her (she is a 25ft tall 10 ton dragon), and buy a jackhammer with a blunted end. Apply, and run far away.

WWYDI McVicar hired you to teach at his school?