View Full Version : Embarrassing myself

05-09-2008, 12:27 PM
Suffering from a very early midlife crisis, I'm going to share my vocal skills with you guys. KEEP ME RATED HIGH!

Yeah I know... I have a myspace. I said it.


Just go down to the Karaoke part.

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-09-2008, 01:14 PM
I liked the comments the best.

Du Man
05-09-2008, 05:11 PM
I have lost all respect for you.

Samuel Dravis
05-09-2008, 05:30 PM
...hi i clicked your link and then i realized that myspace was blocked in my .hosts file.

at that point i laughed

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-09-2008, 10:09 PM
What do you have it resolve to?

05-09-2008, 10:35 PM
Suffering from a very early midlife crisis, I'm going to share my vocal skills with you guys.
Thats assuming you know what your total time alive will be, we may have to do some math if we want it done right.

05-10-2008, 02:56 PM
I'm hoping it will be 45.

05-10-2008, 03:39 PM
Dying before people start nagging you to have a camera shoved up your ass seems like an acceptable goal.

05-10-2008, 06:38 PM
In the future, that problem will no longer exist. I will have a jetpack and a naked robot woman to replace the love from real women.

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-12-2008, 09:56 AM
they make dolls like that that resemble women ages 8 and up.

Du Man
05-12-2008, 05:01 PM
you can even do them orally (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vaf-QxhQh6g)

05-12-2008, 06:19 PM
Holy moly that was sick!

Det. Bart Lasiter
05-13-2008, 04:47 AM
i liked that female dentist's voice.

Du Man
05-13-2008, 11:05 AM
I'm sorry, I meant "with Oral-B". Isn't dentistry the only true love you can give to a woman?

Ray Jones
05-13-2008, 11:38 AM
Ah I think I understand.

like I like the sound of female dentist's voices when they say "I can see where you're coming from, Ray" when they oral my b

05-13-2008, 12:33 PM
ORAL MY BIGOTRY?! Right, Ray, right?!

I swear this forum has the weirdest off topic **** I've ever seen.

Ray Jones
05-13-2008, 04:57 PM
balls, Sean, balls

I mean how's she supposed to "see where I'm coming from" if it'd be bigotry, Sean? Or do you think I have bigotry balls somewhere near my penis, Sean? What is it that you want, SEAN, that I cut off my iron made balls and replace them with balls of bigotry instead? So you can say oral my bigotry is a proper sentence, SEAN? CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW IRRITATING THAT'D BE, SEAN, FOR ALL THOSE FEMALE DENTISTS, SEAN!?? IT IS BALLS SEAN, BALLS, NOT BIGOTRY, BALLS, SEAN, GAWD, BALLS, SEAN, BALLS!!!

05-13-2008, 06:51 PM
Man, that was intense, Ray. I am wordless. I suspect there may be a few issues with... I think iron balls... that you keep under the surface of your otherwise calm and cool everyday demeanor.

05-14-2008, 06:47 PM
Sometimes I like cool music, but the 4/20 thing was at Numbers which I did the flier for, and worked the door. My friend arranged it since he has connections, but it wasn't that cool.

I'm on myspace all day at work, it's cool to meet people that don't like me in real life I guess.

The Brobee was at an Urban Outfitters in Houston, I lucked out since I know they are all sold out now. You should drive to Houston instead and buy the remaining ones, then we can hang out. Does it really take 10 hours to get to El Paso?

Ray Jones
05-15-2008, 10:29 AM
has this become some sort of gay people's dating place here now?

05-15-2008, 12:00 PM
Yeah, I don't really have the money or car stability to drive 10 hours. Sorry, but I'd hang out if given an easier chance of doing so. I was supposed to meet up with Bryan a few times but I kept screwing that up.

Anyways, yeah Ray, THIS IS A GAY DATING SITE. Put more females on the forum and maybe it may be different. I don't think girls like Sam and max very much... I have theories why, but they may be mean and chauvanistic.

Anyways, come visit me from Germany then Ray, we can go downtown and hang out with the bums. That is a surefire way to never meet women!

Ray Jones
05-15-2008, 03:48 PM
except bumwomen right?

05-15-2008, 04:20 PM
Sometimes I'm not sure those are actual women.

Sometimes on my way to work at a job I used to have I used to see large goth girls who would stand on the side of the road expecting money and have signs that they were runaways. Why would anyone give them money? Running out of eyeliner while broke and homeless?

Ray Jones
05-15-2008, 04:32 PM
To feed their dogs, like those punks in front of the super market.

Du Man
05-15-2008, 10:56 PM
you mean like a failed musician?

Du Man
05-17-2008, 01:23 AM
....so the paper cup gives birth to them???....