View Full Version : Flame Warriors! Which one are you?

Darth Slayne
05-21-2008, 01:04 PM
Ok, not really sure this has a place here, but I found this to be a rather amusing read. http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

Mods, don't hesitate to block this thread if you feel it's inappropriate.

Anyhow, now to the question at hand! Which one do you think you are? Answer truthfully, lest others expose you for what they think you are! :D

Me? I think I'm mostly the lurker. http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/lurker.htm

Have fun, people, and please keep it civil!


05-21-2008, 06:47 PM
That is a great site. I was laughing a lot while reading those.

Even though I don't consider myself a granny just yet, I think this is the closest lol.


Warriors often underestimate Toxic Granny's fighting abilities. She can be very aggressive, and because of the deference paid to the elderly, not only does Toxic Granny easily attract allies to aid in her defense, but her foes are reluctant to employ their strongest weapons against her. Prudent Warriors avoid confrontations with Toxic Granny because there is ignominy in defeat and no glory in victory.


05-21-2008, 10:09 PM

Troglodyte seems to have emerged from the mists of time untouched by human evolution. Devoid of a single progressive idea and lacking the slightest awareness of social and cultural advances, Troglodyte has developed an incoherent political philosophy that he characterizes as "conservative" or "libertarian", but which could be more accurately described as "bigoted narcissism". His aggressive posturing often frightens off weaker, more timid Warriors. In pitched battle, however, Troglodyte easily loses control and his attack quickly degenerates into a rant. Just for the fun of it, Weenie, Issues. Pinko and Evil Clown will sometimes deliberately goad him into a towering rage.


Mace MacLeod
05-21-2008, 10:10 PM
Heh. I can honestly say I've met all those online. Some more than others...

So far, I'm closest to the Evil Clown. Coffee Klatches abound over in the KotOR section here, whereas my other forum home (Vancouver Canucks official site) is overrun by Xenophobes and ALLCAPS.

Atheist and Deacon have never, ever been here in the Senate Chambers.

Boba Rhett
05-21-2008, 10:58 PM
Philosopher, Admin, Perv, Royal, Coffee Klatch, Bong, Kung Fu Master, Yuk yuk, Eagle scout and Big cat. It really just depends on the time of day.

05-22-2008, 03:12 AM
I've been so many of these over the years, it's hard for me to pinpoint exactly which one I am.

Darth Slayne
05-22-2008, 03:05 PM
That is a great site. I was laughing a lot while reading those.

Yeah, it cracked me up too, especially since most of has have encountered many in that list of warriors.

I've been so many of these over the years, it's hard for me to pinpoint exactly which one I am.

I agree. It's hard to pin down what you think you are. I think all of us are several of them. I myself am like a cross between three: Lurker, Evil Clown and Bliss Ninny...though Lurker is the one that shines through strongest with me.


*Thumps chest* Uuurgh! :D

05-23-2008, 05:18 AM


05-23-2008, 03:31 PM

It was a peaceful and productive forum; lively, congenial and a bounteous source of useful information. Then one day, completely without warning, Godzilla arose from the depths and blew his scalding breath on everything in his path. A phalanx of Warriors mobilized to attack the monster, only to be crushed like so many toy tanks under Godzilla's mighty feet. Godzilla soon reduced the forum to searing and consuming flames. Just as abruptly, he rumbled back beneath the waves, leaving all to tremble in fear of his return. Net life would never be the same. Sadly, many netizens who survive a Godzilla attack will become Xenophobes.

05-25-2008, 09:05 PM