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Shmargin
06-02-2008, 04:21 PM
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milo
06-03-2008, 12:04 AM
uh



hiya

Samuel Dravis
06-03-2008, 01:45 PM
Have fun in El Paso.

hahahahahahahahha

SyntheticGerbil
06-03-2008, 02:00 PM
Have fun eating PUSSY!

itchythesamurai
06-04-2008, 01:46 AM
Shouldn't you always though, Gerbil? I would think the female would notice if you weren't enjoying yourself and that might in turn be detrimental to her own enjoyment.

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-04-2008, 02:18 AM
unless she's into like s&m or something.

SyntheticGerbil
06-04-2008, 04:03 AM
I really don't think a mad face counts as S&M.

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-04-2008, 06:10 AM
i was thinking more along the lines of ''goddamnit WHY IS HE ENJOYING HIMSELF?'', which i think is perfectly reasonable when it comes to someone who gets off on whipping someone or donning a strap-on.

itchythesamurai
06-05-2008, 12:08 AM
Yeah, Jmac's right. That sounds like it could lead to escalating violence and then "death by misadventure".

itchythesamurai
06-06-2008, 12:00 PM
Similar train of thought. Anyone else have an irrational fear of smotherboxes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smotherbox)?

SyntheticGerbil
06-06-2008, 02:26 PM
Hey, don't link me to that at work!

Samnmax221
06-07-2008, 01:42 PM
Hey, don't link me to that at work!
I knew what it was an I clicked on it anyway, and I'm sitting in the library. Still I think the faggot playing WOW at the next table will get in trouble before I do.

itchythesamurai
06-12-2008, 06:34 AM
Looking up smotherboxes at the library should be permissible. It's an educational experience. And that reminds me of this time in school I got a chick to look up smegma and she got really grossed out by the picture.

Ray Jones
06-12-2008, 07:40 AM
now I didn't need to look it up on the wiki no

SyntheticGerbil
06-12-2008, 01:40 PM
Looking up smotherboxes at the library should be permissible. It's an educational experience. And that reminds me of this time in school I got a chick to look up smegma and she got really grossed out by the picture.

I hope she ended up having sex with you though.

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-12-2008, 02:21 PM
itchy already has a girlfriend and is too noble to cheat for he is an earl in my court

Samnmax221
06-12-2008, 09:35 PM
Looking up smotherboxes at the library should be permissible. It's an educational experience. And that reminds me of this time in school I got a chick to look up smegma and she got really grossed out by the picture.
Never mind that I was in there downloading porn.

itchythesamurai
06-14-2008, 09:57 AM
Dude Jmac, don't tell people I have a girlfriend! I don't want them finding and contacting her...not that I don't love you guys. <3

Haha, and no, I didn't get to tap that.

Du Man
06-15-2008, 12:58 AM
seriously, what is up with the ballsack sign?

Du Man
06-15-2008, 07:40 PM
didn't know that, but I meant more in regards to the <3

Samnmax221
06-15-2008, 08:46 PM
Thats a heart, as much as Itchy would like to teabag each and every one of us it wasn't in the front of his mind at the time of posting.

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-15-2008, 08:48 PM
as i said itchy is an earl in my court he is above such things

itchythesamurai
06-16-2008, 08:16 PM
All hail, Jmac-sama! What is thy bidding, my master?

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-16-2008, 08:40 PM
make a mold of your penis, hollow it out, fill it with water, freeze it, crack the plaster off, then send the ice penis to your internet girlfriend in a cooler along with a video camera

itchythesamurai
06-16-2008, 09:30 PM
Were you just singing a Daft Punk song to me...?

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-16-2008, 09:34 PM
that is a distinct possibility

itchythesamurai
06-16-2008, 09:35 PM
Aww, how romantic. And I'd prefer a white chocolate penis mold.

Det. Bart Lasiter
06-16-2008, 09:47 PM
well, i'd prefer ice but that will do

SyntheticGerbil
06-17-2008, 12:14 PM
Were you just singing a Daft Punk song to me...?

Ohhhhhhhhh Jesus, so funni!

itchythesamurai
06-26-2008, 12:54 AM
Gerbil, you should take your Jesus talk over to this thread. (http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?p=2484431#post2484431)

Du Man
07-17-2008, 11:21 PM
mmmm, Jesus. Now where did my Jesus crackers go to now?

itchythesamurai
07-18-2008, 04:17 AM
They float on water?

SyntheticGerbil
07-18-2008, 10:30 AM
I love arguing about religion!!!

itchythesamurai
07-18-2008, 10:46 AM
I think The Pope is on the right track! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080718/ap_on_re_au_an/australia_pope;_ylt=ArVtFjuwY0.uV9Chy40UYbys0NUE) Counterpoint?

SyntheticGerbil
07-18-2008, 11:39 AM
How about all faiths get together and stop believing? What then, man, what then?!

itchythesamurai
07-20-2008, 05:38 AM
Well maybe I'm just going to have to change your theme song to "Imagine" by John Lennon!

Du Man
07-21-2008, 02:02 AM
Yeah, I love debating religion too. I mean really, do you prefer a chance at a threesome or being allowed to eat bacon?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq11_In9h6Q