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hellhawk
06-21-2008, 02:51 AM
would you rather be a samuria or a ninja?

woohoo go ninja! Argg! pirates not an option

Hallucination
06-21-2008, 02:56 AM
I think this poll is biased.


And pirates > both. Combined.

Rogue Nine
06-21-2008, 05:59 AM
I think the proper terms you are searching for are 'samurai' and 'ninja'.

Ztalker
06-21-2008, 06:07 AM
I'd rather not be one of them. They got guns. Samurai and Ninja's have swords. It'll hurt.

I don't mind air conditioning, but holes on every square centimeter of my body seems a bit odd.

Hallucination
06-21-2008, 01:14 PM
I don't mind air conditioning, but holes on every square centimeter of my body seems a bit kinky.
Fix't.

Ztalker
06-21-2008, 01:24 PM
Kinkyness is like a fly in your soup! It's dirty from one side and strange and exciting from the other side (seeing that the fly can never eat whole of the soup...so why do they try anyways? It's rude!).

Aaaanyways. Mjeah.
Hallucination wrote:
And pirates > both. Combined.
But pirates don't function without Rum. Ninjas and Samurai do. Your answer fails. Period.

hellhawk
06-21-2008, 04:45 PM
I think the proper terms you are searching for are 'samurai' and 'ninja'.

yes those would be them.

Inyri
06-21-2008, 05:01 PM
Kinkyness is like a fly in your soup! It's dirty from one side and strange and exciting from the other side (seeing that the fly can never eat whole of the soup...so why do they try anyways? It's rude!).That was suuuuch a stretch. :lol:

EnderWiggin
06-21-2008, 05:22 PM
I think the proper terms you are searching for are 'samurai' and 'ninja'.

I was hoping 'good speller' was one of the poll choices :(

_EW_

Rev7
06-21-2008, 05:31 PM
Neither.

Hallucination
06-21-2008, 05:51 PM
But pirates don't function without Rum. Ninjas and Samurai do. Your answer fails. Period.
Ninjas don't function without darkness and samurai don't function with 100 metres between them and their target if the target has a gun. o_Q

Ctrl Alt Del
06-21-2008, 06:19 PM
'good speller'

"Spelter".

Also I'd rather be a ninja rather a ninga.

EnderWiggin
06-21-2008, 08:54 PM
"Spelter".

Hope you're kidding.

Spelter is a zinc alloy.

_EW_

Ztalker
06-22-2008, 03:58 PM
Hallucination wrote:
Ninjas don't function without darkness and samurai don't function with 100 metres between them and their target if the target has a gun.

Darkness is one of those things in life that will come eventually. We call it night! Rum is a thing of man. What if the rum market collapses? No more pirates. So, whilst Ninja waits for the night to come, a pirate could very well go without rum if sh*t happens.
Your quote about the samurai is correct though. Winning a hundred metre sprint from a bullet whilst wearing a harness and katana is not my favorite sport.

Hallucination
06-22-2008, 04:39 PM
Darkness is one of those things in life that will come eventually. We call it night! Rum is a thing of man. What if the rum market collapses? No more pirates. So, whilst Ninja waits for the night to come, a pirate could very well go without rum if sh*t happens.
But night can be countered by artificial light, and certain parts of the world have sunlight for months at a time.

As for rum, everyone knows that at 3rd level pirates get the class feature 'Permadrunkness' and the lower level pirates can always get another type of alcohol, just because rum is their favourite doesn't mean that they can't have a beer.

Ztalker
06-22-2008, 05:30 PM
Lies! What would a Ninja do around the pole circle?! It's cold there. Plus, there are places that have months of continuing darkess as well.

You claim artificial light is the ninja's bane! I ask you; what of alcohol-free beverages?!
You damn wel know the 'permadrunkness' can result in liver failure. So the Ninja wins without fighting. Also, the tier 3 weapon set of the Pirate features a broken rum bottle, implying they'd rather use it as weapon then as beverage!

Rev7
06-23-2008, 01:10 AM
Ninjas don't have cannons. ;)

If I were to pick one, it would probably be a pirate. :D

Sabretooth
06-26-2008, 11:33 AM
Alien Robot Zombie Ninja Samurai Pirates > all matter in this universe.

Sivy
06-26-2008, 11:59 AM
yoda!

Ctrl Alt Del
06-26-2008, 04:26 PM
Hope you're kidding.


No, I'm not. Swear it over my "samuria" armor. :xp:

EnderWiggin
06-26-2008, 06:33 PM
No, I'm not. Swear it over my "samuria" armor. :xp:

:rofl:

Good :D

_EW_

LordOfTheFish
08-12-2008, 12:42 PM
Samurai. In my Okinawan Karate Dojo, we teach sword technique's. The history of Musashi and other Shogun fascinates me. There are a lot of great movies about Samurai, aswell.

RC-1183
08-15-2008, 06:17 PM
well i say NINJAs wins because they can go anywhere they want if they feel like it try telling a drunk pirate to walk a support beam and if he falls he falls into a pit of death i dont think so! HA!!

M@RS
08-15-2008, 06:37 PM
I'd say Ninja, they're silent, and deadly ;)

Astor
08-15-2008, 06:54 PM
I'm going for 16th Century Portugese Trader.

Oooh... Gunpowder!