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amendemeineskoerpers
06-22-2008, 01:13 PM
hello there!

i made a sam and max picture, tell me if its good or not.

check it out!
http://www.dreipage.de/userdaten4/004543/99/bilder/crappy_drawing.jpg

Samnmax221
06-22-2008, 03:55 PM
I actually quite like it.

Ray Jones
06-22-2008, 03:59 PM
kinda funni at least

amendemeineskoerpers
06-22-2008, 04:38 PM
thanks!

SyntheticGerbil
06-23-2008, 11:54 AM
You should change it to a gay joke where Max has sex with Sam through his anal cavity.

amendemeineskoerpers
06-23-2008, 03:33 PM
oh, good idea! i got a better one:

write this idea on a piece of paper and place it into YOUR anal cavity.

you really love this idea of gay sex with sam and max, dont you?

Ray Jones
06-23-2008, 05:38 PM
sean boi has a fetish for oral elephant butt secks

SyntheticGerbil
06-23-2008, 06:06 PM
I don't think Sam nor Max is an elephant but boy do I love gay sex, guys!

amendemeineskoerpers
06-24-2008, 03:07 PM
sean has oral elephant butt sex? who is sean boi? is he an elephant? does he have two penises? should i care?

itchythesamurai
06-26-2008, 01:57 AM
Haha, maybe I should reconsider hanging out with Sean then...and yeah, the picture was a'ight. Think you did a pretty good job capturing the characters.

SyntheticGerbil
06-26-2008, 11:35 AM
That's a perk, huh?

amendemeineskoerpers
06-26-2008, 03:49 PM
Haha, maybe I should reconsider hanging out with Sean then...and yeah, the picture was a'ight. Think you did a pretty good job capturing the characters.

thanks, but i think i only got max quite good and ****ed up drawing sam. i hate his trousers most, the crossing point with his shirt is usually hided by his tie. and the background is stupid. and i need to get a better hand writing.

somehow this smilie remembers me on syntheticgerbil ->:forkyou:

Samnmax221
06-26-2008, 06:40 PM
http://www.stlouisscrewbolt.com/sam%20the%20eagle.jpg

amendemeineskoerpers
07-02-2008, 10:59 AM
i'm sorry, samnmax221. i went to my extremes, i meditated, asked my granny, i even asked my sensei about this, but i dont get the message of your patriotic pic (although i dont know if it's patriotic).

maybe i'm too german for that. explain it to me! can you?! pleaaaase!

itchythesamurai
07-02-2008, 05:58 PM
Well it's almost the Fourth of July (American Independence Day), so I think he was just celebrating early. And there's no better way to celebrate than with The Muppets!

amendemeineskoerpers
07-02-2008, 06:27 PM
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! no wonder i havent got it! but thats way too early, isnt it?

anyways, thanks itchy

itchythesamurai
07-02-2008, 06:37 PM
It's never too early to celebrate America! Everybody stop what you're doing and barbecue and blow stuff up!

amendemeineskoerpers
07-03-2008, 04:27 AM
celebration, bbq and explosives? so you are doing what you are doing everyday! i like america!

itchythesamurai
07-06-2008, 08:10 PM
Don't forget fake tans, hair colors, and breasts! But in all seriousness, people like Joey Chestnut make me a proud merkin.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Joey_Chestnut_in_2007.jpg/450px-Joey_Chestnut_in_2007.jpg

amendemeineskoerpers
07-07-2008, 02:39 PM
now that you are talking about competitive eating and you being a merkin i believe we are far away from the threats original theme, arent we?

we could make a new one, like "what makes you proud of your nation?" or "what makes you a good "whatever-nation-you-are-from"-an?". you know what i mean, itchy. i have a dream...

Ray Jones
07-07-2008, 04:42 PM
This thread ain't over until we have discussed the Cockring! satisfyingly.

amendemeineskoerpers
07-07-2008, 05:54 PM
oh my god! he'll take hostages! get this impotent dullard a cockring, quick!!

and this one day before my retirement...

itchythesamurai
07-07-2008, 08:26 PM
Ray, honey, you're German, right? Talk some sense into this guy. <3

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-08-2008, 04:35 AM
would the song "high voltage" be "hochspannung" in germany? like "gefahr, gefahr! hochspannung!"

Ray Jones
07-08-2008, 03:32 PM
Yah, err, schnell, schnell!

amendemeineskoerpers
07-08-2008, 03:41 PM
jep, jmac, it is. looked it up?


und natürlich ein herzerfrischendes moin moin an den mr. jones!

Ray Jones
07-08-2008, 05:44 PM
I'd say until you've proven to be a hot blonde herzerfrischendes, deutsches Fräulein that's somehow more like Mister Jones, Sir for you.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-09-2008, 01:53 AM
what the hell is is herzerfrischendes the only german i know is schadenfreude and what i've pulled from that movie u-571

Ray Jones
07-09-2008, 10:29 AM
What do I know, it's a stupid word. Basically it's similar to when all you can think about is penetration, or in other words dreamy?

amendemeineskoerpers
07-09-2008, 01:18 PM
what the hell is is herzerfrischendes the only german i know is schadenfreude and what i've pulled from that movie u-571

herzerfrischend is a typical german word you cant really translate. or as mr jones (sir!) would call it: stupid.

at least its from a dumb movie. long live dumb movies!

Ray Jones
07-09-2008, 03:54 PM
Typical?

amendemeineskoerpers
07-09-2008, 04:17 PM
yep, typical. many german words like herzerfrischend arent translateable, so they are typical german.

Italic for everyone!

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-09-2008, 04:36 PM
i hate different languages ****ing 90% of them can't be translated to another one without being completely ****ed jesus why can't the world be like china where everyone speaks one language or they beat you into unconsciousness

Ray Jones
07-09-2008, 05:10 PM
So far I have never used herzerfrischend in 31 years.

amendemeineskoerpers
07-11-2008, 05:23 PM
everybody has got a different vocabulary. i have never used it since the day i saw this movie. it just came into my mind when i posted it.

Ray Jones
07-11-2008, 05:47 PM
wut movie

amendemeineskoerpers
07-12-2008, 03:38 PM
i cant remember the title. it was a cartoon-style thing, the characters had very long noses. maybe you know it.

in that movie the main character somewhen yells "ein herzerfrischendes moinmoin!!" to somebody.

Samnmax221
07-12-2008, 03:51 PM
Are you talking about the movie with the Claymation Jesus that a changed channels on so I could laugh at softcore porn instead?

itchythesamurai
07-12-2008, 07:02 PM
Hehe, I fear the twisted kind of hardcore stuff that I'm sure you require, Eric.

Ray Jones
07-12-2008, 07:19 PM
Werner, no question.

Cool bleim.

amendemeineskoerpers
07-13-2008, 10:44 AM
aha! werner! i remember! big thanks!