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Dath Maximus
07-01-2008, 04:43 PM
A dark day has come my friends.......no...thats wrong....A dark day has come my associates who most of which I will no doubt kill one day. As I was getting into my car to head to class this morn. I discovered a horrible truth, someone had gotten into my car and stolen my talking dashboard yoda.

The sons of bitches left the bottle of scotch but took my yoda.

I have sworn to avenge my lost traveling buddy. Mark my words, blood will be spilled in honor of the little green guy who yelled his words of wisdom at me with the press of a button. No longer will i notice how he is either purposely refusing to make eye contact with me, or if he's simply staring at the boobs of any female passenger I have with me. (passengers of their own free will that havent been paid either)

Pray for Yoda.

The Seeker
07-01-2008, 04:47 PM
He wasn't stolen...your training is now complete and he is one with the Force. May your career as a Jedi be as badass as it should be. And no using the mind trick to get laid. That's almost the same as using drugs you dirty dirty Jedi. How could you even think of such a thing

Tyrion
07-01-2008, 04:49 PM
Why do you have a bottle of scotch in your car?

Maybe Yoda was scared for his life.

Dath Maximus
07-01-2008, 05:12 PM
Why do you have a bottle of scotch in your car?



the hell kind of homo question is that?

Black Knight of Keno
07-01-2008, 05:21 PM
Yoda was scared for his life.

Corrected and QFT

BongoBob
07-01-2008, 06:43 PM
SONS OF BITCHES ALL OF EM

DarthAve
07-01-2008, 06:59 PM
Next time someone tried to break into your car, make sure they find a shotgun instead of your sweet dashboard Yoda. However, this would be an excuse for you to kill....

I will mourn for you tonight, teacher.

Darth333
07-01-2008, 07:01 PM
Well, it seems that we found the guilty one! (http://lucasforums.com/showpost.php?p=2487360&postcount=3730) :p

Sounds like one of you two will need a lawyer soon :sign2: (j/k)

Dath Maximus
07-01-2008, 10:55 PM
lawyer? ill just kill him

Dath Maximus
07-01-2008, 10:57 PM
also, a shout out to m@rs to explaining to everyone that i lost my yoda at the same time whats his face acquired one, its examples of pure insight like that that truly make me proud of people in general

kudos to you mighty detective

EnderWiggin
07-01-2008, 11:03 PM
also, a shout out to m@rs to explaining to everyone that i lost my yoda at the same time whats his face acquired one, its examples of pure insight like that that truly make me proud of people in general

kudos to you mighty detective



:rofl:

I think you're the only reason I get up in the morning, Dath.

_EW_

Dath Maximus
07-01-2008, 11:05 PM
:rofl:

I think you're the only reason I get up in the morning, Dath.

_EW_


usually im the reason people drink in the morning

Kjølen
07-01-2008, 11:10 PM
You're the reason I strangle baby rabbits when I'm upset, Mark.

BongoBob
07-01-2008, 11:11 PM
usually im the reason people drink in the morning

:cheers:

Dath Maximus
07-01-2008, 11:14 PM
You're the reason I strangle baby rabbits when I'm upset, Mark.


**** yes i am!

and you steve, are the reason i have to drive 3 hours north to get subway

i still have your phone number btw

Anthony
07-01-2008, 11:14 PM
usually im the reason people drink in the morning

YOURE THE REASON IM DRUNK ALL THE TIME


;____;

Dath Maximus
07-01-2008, 11:15 PM
YOURE THE REASON IM DRUNK ALL THE TIME


;____;

yes...yes i am

and now i have to go to work, i demand people flame whats his face in my leave of abscense while im away

BongoBob
07-01-2008, 11:16 PM
I'M ON IT

Kjølen
07-01-2008, 11:21 PM
i still have your phone number btw

I hadn't noticed.

El Sitherino
07-02-2008, 12:01 AM
usually im the reason people drink in the morning

Pff, I'm the reason I drink in the morning.

zoidburg
07-02-2008, 12:47 AM
i took it... next time don't be busy when i'm randomly in the twin city area...

Dath Maximus
07-02-2008, 08:45 AM
i took it... next time don't be busy when i'm randomly in the twin city area...

hey, you were here like a friggan week ago, this was last night

dont make me beat you at christmas time you ungrateful hobo

Ray Jones
07-02-2008, 09:28 AM
you and this Yoda you keep talking about...you were having a romantic relationship or something?

Sivy
07-02-2008, 09:50 AM
well if the rumour i heard is true then all i can say is it's an extremely inappropriate use for a dashboard buddy.

but whatever floats your boat.

Lorden Darkblade
07-02-2008, 10:17 AM
Thieves!!!
I'll pray for your little green friend! heh
Anyway, how much is one of those?

Dath Maximus
07-02-2008, 01:18 PM
it was a christmas present, it has....emotional? value?

Ray Jones
07-02-2008, 03:57 PM
how surprisingly human?

Q
07-02-2008, 04:02 PM
What kind of scotch did they leave? This could tell us a lot about the thief.

If it was Cardhu or better then it was even payment for your Yoda.

If it was Cutty Sark or somesuch then it was tantamount to pi$$ing in your car.

[/Sherlock]

Mike Windu
07-02-2008, 04:07 PM
No he means he was a drunkard before the Yoda got stolen. :) It wasn't a peace offering.

Q
07-02-2008, 04:30 PM
Oh. So they left his bottle of scotch. I totally read that wrong.

Duh...

Ray Jones
07-02-2008, 05:28 PM
Oh. My.

Dath Maximus
07-02-2008, 05:31 PM
how dare you imply i drink ****ty scotch

zoidburg
07-02-2008, 06:25 PM
shut up we know you can't afford the good stuff... pfff target

Q
07-02-2008, 09:42 PM
how dare you imply i drink ****ty scotchThe fact that I misread the OP aside, it would depend on what brand you drink.

Dath Maximus
07-02-2008, 09:56 PM
shut up we know you can't afford the good stuff... pfff target

damn you willie, i will make you pay for your insults

Boba Rhett
07-02-2008, 10:29 PM
http://jeremiahandrews.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/flame.jpg

This candle shall not be extinguished until the Yoda is returned and the perpetrator brought to a blood soaked, squealing end. Their intestines dragged out through their mouth by taut lengths of glass impregnated barbed wire; hand woven by an ancient sect of Tibetan monks whom, upon their initiation, must rip out their own tongues and gargle salt water in order to better understand but a fraction of the pain their torturous strands bestow.

Dath Maximus
07-02-2008, 10:33 PM
rhett is a wise man

zoidburg
07-03-2008, 12:02 AM
what kind of cheep whisky drinking yoda stealing neighborhood do you live in anyways, i mean you live in the burbs... c-ville i could see that happening, but also your whisky, car radio and tires would also be missing... so what i'm trying to say is you live in a messed up part of the country when someone breaks into your car just to steal your yoda. i do feel for you but don't you have 47 other yodas to take that ones plase until you find and emotionally, physically, and spiritually destroy the person who took this most prized inanimate object you talk to on a day to day basis... get out more!

Lightsaberboy
07-03-2008, 12:09 AM
what kind of cheep whisky drinking yoda stealing neighborhood do you live in anyways, i mean you live in the burbs... c-ville i could see that happening, but also your whisky, car radio and tires would also be missing... so what i'm trying to say is you live in a messed up part of the country when someone breaks into your car just to steal your yoda. i do feel for you but don't you have 47 other yodas to take that ones plase until you find and emotionally, physically, and spiritually destroy the person who took this most prized inanimate object you talk to on a day to day basis... get out more!

it's gotta be a star wars freak. only one would take the yoda and ignore all other valuables! :o

zoidburg
07-03-2008, 12:13 AM
it's gotta be a star wars freak. only one would take the yoda and ignore all other valuables! :o



yes, so that means it someone in your family mark...

Dath Maximus
07-03-2008, 09:06 AM
yes, so that means it someone in your family mark...


hey....what did i say matt, i will beat you for your insults

i'll knock on YOUR door with a noose singing swing low sweet chariot


i bet it was you

zoidburg
07-03-2008, 10:53 AM
hey....what did i say matt, i will beat you for your insults

i'll knock on YOUR door with a noose singing swing low sweet chariot


i bet it was you



now you're the one stealing... my ideas.

Dath Maximus
07-03-2008, 10:59 AM
now you're the one stealing... my ideas.

you sure that was your idea? you sure it wasnt...ben's idea?

Havoc Stryphe
07-03-2008, 12:40 PM
Dath, how come every time I look at this forum you're always whining about something? :xp:

My Yoda is missing! Someone stole my Yoda! I can't live without my Yoda!

Waaah, next thing we know, you'll be whining that you bent your wookie.

:xp:

Seriously though, Dath. I am sorry for your loss. He was a great master, and a wonderful muppet. He will be sorely missed. I'm sure driving will never be the same without him for you now. I'm sure you'll miss him most of all when you run over pedestrians, jump curbs, get speeding tickets, and hit various utility poles like you always do. That's when it will hit you the hardest, and when it does we'll be here for ya buddy.

Pie™
07-03-2008, 01:44 PM
Breaking news: M@rs took it just to spite you.

He's probably going to make a thread about it soon.

The Seeker
07-03-2008, 03:01 PM
Breaking news: M@rs took it just to spite you.

He's probably going to make a thread about it soon.

True, but the thread will be so inane and just downright lame that it will be locked soon after.

Dath Maximus
07-03-2008, 04:58 PM
True, but the thread will be so inane and just downright lame that it will be locked soon after.

mostly cause i'll bring it down around him as i always do

i am the destroyer of things

The Seeker
07-03-2008, 05:35 PM
And we all sincerely thank you for that when it comes to the threads of M@rs

Dath Maximus
07-03-2008, 05:54 PM
And we all sincerely thank you for that when it comes to the threads of M@rs

hey, its what i do, i end trolls

Ray Jones
07-03-2008, 05:57 PM
And we all sincerely thank you for that when it comes to the threads of M@rs

or when I have doubts and I think "nothing can smell worse than my feet"

The Seeker
07-03-2008, 11:40 PM
hey, its what i do, i end trolls

you- you're Gandalf!

zoidburg
07-04-2008, 12:06 AM
you sure that was your idea? you sure it wasnt...ben's idea?

deffinatly mine, ben was just along for the ride... though we all have that i live in coffeytown and think like satan mindset sometimes...

EnderWiggin
07-04-2008, 01:43 AM
True, but the thread will be so inane and just downright lame that it will be locked soon after.

Of course, not before Dath and Jaymack come in and say obnoxiously sarcastic things back that make us all laugh.

:D

_EW_

Darth Groovy
07-04-2008, 02:14 AM
I hope they choke on a phone booth and puke up rusty nails. Savages... What is this world coming too anyways? I light a candle for thee...

Kain
07-04-2008, 06:37 AM
Dath, for you, I shall hunt these vile bastards to the corners of the earth. And when I find them, I shall eat their faces.

Ray Jones
07-04-2008, 07:29 AM
Well, technically, Earth is shaped sphere like and thus has no corners. However, I do not expect that would keep you from eating their faeces, though I'd consider that unhealthy.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-04-2008, 08:11 AM
Well, technically, Earth is shaped sphere like and thus has no corners.http://www.cubicearth.com/Cube2.gif
NOOOO

leXX
07-04-2008, 08:37 AM
A dark day has come my friends.......no...thats wrong....A dark day has come my associates who most of which I will no doubt kill one day. As I was getting into my car to head to class this morn. I discovered a horrible truth, someone had gotten into my car and stolen my talking dashboard yoda.

The sons of bitches left the bottle of scotch but took my yoda.

I have sworn to avenge my lost traveling buddy. Mark my words, blood will be spilled in honor of the little green guy who yelled his words of wisdom at me with the press of a button. No longer will i notice how he is either purposely refusing to make eye contact with me, or if he's simply staring at the boobs of any female passenger I have with me. (passengers of their own free will that havent been paid either)

Pray for Yoda.

OMG Dath got so upset he used capital letters!

Ray Jones
07-04-2008, 09:20 AM
http://www.cubicearth.com/Cube2.gif

A common space time phenomenon, where ULTRA-SONIC waves cause space to shape cubic.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-04-2008, 09:43 AM
i'll ULTRA-SONIC YOUR FACE

Dath Maximus
07-04-2008, 09:48 AM
OMG Dath got so upset he used capital letters!

capital letters and correct grammar! punctuation too

Ray Jones
07-04-2008, 09:49 AM
JAY PLEASE DON'T STOP THERE!!

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-04-2008, 09:52 AM
mm yeah i love it when you beg rayston

Dath Maximus
07-04-2008, 09:53 AM
you two need to stop gaying up my thread of sorrow

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-04-2008, 09:56 AM
dath clearly you have not read my blog as you are not up to date on the random thoughts/startling revelations i deign to post to it

http://lucasforums.com/blog.php?b=3

Dath Maximus
07-04-2008, 10:13 AM
dath clearly you have not read my blog as you are not up to date on the random thoughts/startling revelations i deign to post to it

http://lucasforums.com/blog.php?b=3

no doubt filled with comments praising m@rs

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-04-2008, 10:17 AM
no doubt filled with comments praising m@rsyou wound me

Ray Jones
07-04-2008, 10:20 AM
dath have you passed our initiation rite anyway

Dath Maximus
07-04-2008, 10:24 AM
dath have you passed our initiation rite anyway

is that a question?

Ray Jones
07-04-2008, 10:36 AM
more like pointing out that you did not actually and thus in fact have no right to speak up in our manerly round of manerly men for manerly manerlyhood

Dath Maximus
07-04-2008, 10:39 AM
more like pointing out that you did not actually and thus in fact have no right to speak up in our manerly round of manerly men for manerly manerlyhood


do you even know what the hell you're talking about?



and do you really wanna go toe to toe with me about being tough to the level of severely insane?

Pie™
07-04-2008, 11:34 AM
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o144/League_of_Cantankerous_Misanthropes/InternetToughGuy.jpg

Ray Jones
07-04-2008, 12:06 PM
do you even know what the hell you're talking about?Heck, would that even matter?


and do you really wanna go toe to toe with me about being tough to the level of severely insane?Actually, when by "tough to the level of severely insane" you mean "capable of penetrating an frozen acre all night long", yes.