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Dath Maximus
07-07-2008, 08:28 AM
So yeah, last night at work, I went into my cooler and found something very disturbing. Someone on the day shift decided to leave me the head of a pinata monkey. Even had a note letting me know it was mine. I haven't damn clue who the hell left me the monkey head.

heres a pic of it and the note

http://photos-008.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v291/14/46/306800008/n306800008_29795_9649.jpg

http://photos-008.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v291/14/46/306800008/n306800008_29796_9938.jpg

IG-64
07-07-2008, 09:55 AM
Do you have as little context on this as we do?

Joetheeskimo
07-07-2008, 10:18 AM
"The zoo lost its favorite member"?

This looks like the beginning of a mystery film.

Samuel Dravis
07-07-2008, 10:24 AM
I notice that whomever wrote the note said "it's" instead of "its", which is a blatant grammatical error. :carms:

Dath Maximus
07-07-2008, 11:43 AM
Do you have as little context on this as we do?

i seriously have no clue who the hell sent it, what it's meaning is, and what a zoo and me would have to do with it

not even my supervisors or execs had any clue who it was from


so yeah....what the hell

Joetheeskimo
07-07-2008, 11:59 AM
Get a sample of handwriting from everyone on your shift. :p

leXX
07-07-2008, 12:02 PM
Curious George is too cute for a piñata.

Dath Maximus
07-07-2008, 12:33 PM
Get a sample of handwriting from everyone on your shift. :p

it was one of the dayside people who left the monkey

im night shift

and there are like...300+ daysiders

EnderWiggin
07-07-2008, 12:58 PM
Extremely odd. I take it you have no real notion of who works the day shift? Maybe one of your night shift friends is friends with someone on the day shift and had him do it?

_EW_

ET Warrior
07-07-2008, 01:05 PM
I did it.

Dath Maximus
07-07-2008, 01:05 PM
Extremely odd. I take it you have no real notion of who works the day shift? Maybe one of your night shift friends is friends with someone on the day shift and had him do it?

_EW_


most of the night folk dont get along with the day folk, im one of the exceptions who knows a few of the day folk, but i didnt think well enough that one would do that

Pie™
07-07-2008, 01:22 PM
This is pretty much the greatest thread I have ever come across, and I'm not sure why.

Rogue Nine
07-07-2008, 01:24 PM
They're calling you a monkey, which is clearly wrong as you are a chicken. Even the note left behind recognizes that.

DarthAve
07-07-2008, 01:51 PM
I smell a MURDER...

Did the pinata at least have candy in it?

EnderWiggin
07-07-2008, 01:53 PM
I did it.

:rofl:

You should have expected that, Dath :D

_EW_

Pho3nix
07-07-2008, 02:03 PM
Why doesn't weird **** like this ever happen to me?

Dath Maximus
07-07-2008, 02:12 PM
I did it.
You arent cunning enough

This is pretty much the greatest thread I have ever come across, and I'm not sure why.
its cause im just friggan awesome

They're calling you a monkey, which is clearly wrong as you are a chicken. Even the note left behind recognizes that.
quite you slacker asian, besides, that is clearly a duck

I smell a MURDER...

Did the pinata at least have candy in it?

sadly no...no candy

Why doesn't weird **** like this ever happen to me?

cause im dath and youre finnish

Mace MacLeod
07-07-2008, 09:11 PM
Your name's Apollo?

IG-64
07-07-2008, 10:11 PM
My word of advice: look at the people closest to you first. Something similar to this happened to me once and it turned out to be my mom...

I also got my LF account hijacked once and it turned out to be my best friend...


Don't trust anyone.

DarthAve
07-07-2008, 10:13 PM
sadly no...no candy

Than once you find the mastermind behind this, force him to buy you enough candy to fill it.

Dath Maximus
07-07-2008, 10:56 PM
Your name's Apollo?
Yes

My word of advice: look at the people closest to you first. Something similar to this happened to me once and it turned out to be my mom...

I also got my LF account hijacked once and it turned out to be my best friend...


Don't trust anyone.

im like...not that close to anyone on dayside....that whole...not working the same shifts as them kinda thing

Than once you find the mastermind behind this, force him to buy you enough candy to fill it.

oh i will ave, i will

IG-64
07-07-2008, 11:48 PM
im like...not that close to anyone on dayside....that whole...not working the same shifts as them kinda thing
And I'm guessing no one you are close to could have somehow slipped it in there making it look like it was someone from dayshift?


Your name's Apollo?Yes
Why did you bother coming up with Dath Maximus when you already had an awesome name like Apollo?


[edit] *just remembered your twitter name*

Tyrion
07-08-2008, 12:02 AM
My word of advice: look at the people closest to you first. Something similar to this happened to me once and it turned out to be my mom...


Your mom left a torso-less monkey pinata in your cooler?

That's...yeah...that's gonna require some therapy...

IG-64
07-08-2008, 12:46 AM
Your mom left a torso-less monkey pinata in your cooler?

That's...yeah...that's gonna require some therapy...
No, while we were asleep, she wrote out a note as if it was written by the homeowner's association (even starting with "dear homeowner") about something that needed to be done in our backyard and pinned it exactly where it would be if someone had opened up our back door, reached in, and stuck it on the wall. She apparently assumed we would get the joke, but it freaked us out for awhile. Then when she explained, I felt stupid.

Darth Groovy
07-08-2008, 12:53 AM
Play Artist: Peter Gabriel - Shock The Monkey.mp3

Dath Maximus
07-08-2008, 06:28 AM
the monkey head currently resides on the wall in my room, i will find out who did it...oh yes....

narfblat
07-10-2008, 02:16 AM
Hmm, Godfather IV? Or maybe it's a conspiracy against you, starting with the theft of one talking Yoda.

Dath Maximus
03-19-2009, 09:52 AM
good news, after an awkwardly long period of time, i discovered who did it

Jeff
03-19-2009, 10:10 AM
:O WHO DUN IT

Dath Maximus
03-19-2009, 01:48 PM
TWAS COLONEL MUSTARD IN THE LIBRARY WITH THE CANDLESTICK!!!!


actually it was one of the execs who i had trained how to work flow one night

MrWally
03-19-2009, 04:18 PM
Hmm. Are the photos down? For whatever reason I can't view them at all.

Ray Jones
03-19-2009, 04:47 PM
what are your further plans dath

DarthAve
03-19-2009, 04:54 PM
what are your further plans dath
I also am curious? Did you get your candy, Apollo?

BongoBob
03-20-2009, 10:06 AM
I love this thread.

Dath Maximus
03-20-2009, 03:09 PM
Ill repost the pics later

and yes i did infact get candy, i demanded candy for the months of mental anguish

5th avenue bar baby!

Kain
03-22-2009, 03:38 PM
Wow...just...wow...

Darth Avlectus
04-16-2009, 12:00 AM
Hmm. Well, did it smell as bad as having 3 dead raccoons in your car trunk? Happened to me once.

BongoBob
04-16-2009, 12:12 AM
lol necromancy

TiE23
04-16-2009, 03:55 AM
Hmm. Well, did it smell as bad as having 3 dead raccoons in your car trunk? Happened to me once.

Depends, were the raccoons filled with candy or filled with maggots?

Darth Avlectus
04-16-2009, 04:11 AM
lol necromancy

I wish I had a spell book for that. :xp:

Depends, were the raccoons filled with candy or filled with maggots?

No, Not quite. Starting to get some signs of decay. Just road kill. Most distinctive featore of all of them were either tiremarks or squished area. I'd guess ~1-2 weeks. Withered eyes, matted fur, dirt, mold. Some blood and guts dried up. One even had a little garbage stuck to it.

The dweesh nozzle that did it happened to be some pal from a long time ago...fell out of contact. He always had an odd sense of humor. Least he was thoughtful enough to line the area with plastic garbage bags and drop cloths.

Wasn't sure how to react to it. The upclose smell hit me after the initial shock and of course I puked all over the parking lot. He jumped out having a lulfest.

TiE23
04-16-2009, 06:08 PM
I wish I had a spell book for that. :xp:



No, Not quite. Starting to get some signs of decay. Just road kill. Most distinctive featore of all of them were either tiremarks or squished area. I'd guess ~1-2 weeks. Withered eyes, matted fur, dirt, mold. Some blood and guts dried up. One even had a little garbage stuck to it.

The dweesh nozzle that did it happened to be some pal from a long time ago...fell out of contact. He always had an odd sense of humor. Least he was thoughtful enough to line the area with plastic garbage bags and drop cloths.

Wasn't sure how to react to it. The upclose smell hit me after the initial shock and of course I puked all over the parking lot. He jumped out having a lulfest.

A+ for descriptive writing... how did you get rid of the smell? Buy 5 bottles of car Febreeze and just empty them into the upholstery?

EnderWiggin
04-16-2009, 11:05 PM
lol necromancy

^^ This.

_EW_

Tommycat
04-17-2009, 12:05 AM
I'd have locked him in the trunk with them.

Darth Avlectus
04-17-2009, 02:40 AM
^ I'd have done it were I not puking and surprised simultaneously. Lord knows he deserved it.

A+ for descriptive writing... how did you get rid of the smell? Buy 5 bottles of car Febreeze and just empty them into the upholstery?

Something the equivalent thereof. A mixture of baking soda imbued water with other household chemicals, and a touch of some brand of cologne and/or aftershave I get in excess *every year* at X-mas. Also helps to have a small green Bissel carpet wet-vac. (Tongue twister, anyone? :)) A custom home brew Febreeze. Spray on, let sit for a moment, vacuum up. Repeat if needed.

Oh yeea, I'm macgyver with a qui gon jinn twist. ^_^

Tommycat
04-17-2009, 05:56 AM
Fortunately for me, I have a strong stomach. It helps when you're looking for a car to restore that's been sitting somewhere long enough for something to have been born there and died there, and the next 12 generations did the same....

You should see some of the things you find in a car that's been sitting for 50 years...

Dath Maximus
04-17-2009, 10:36 AM
raccoon is a fine meal