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Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2008, 04:21 PM
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=let%27s+dance+lyrics&btnG=Google+Search

hey what's that at the top of the page is it david ****ing bowie's 1983 masterpiece? NO IT IS ****ING MILEY CYRUS' 2007 CHUNK OF RAW AURAL ****




**** YOU MANKIND

Anthony
07-14-2008, 04:34 PM
just take a large dose of sedatives and everything will be okay

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2008, 04:37 PM
just take a large dose of sedatives and everything will be okayhey you know who else said that? the people who helped hitler.

IG-64
07-14-2008, 04:39 PM
That's it? I thought you found the scripts to the next 3 superbabies movies or something.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2008, 04:47 PM
That's it? I thought you found the scripts to the next 3 superbabies movies or something.don't trivialize this, this could very well be one of the signs of the end times.


i have sent an email to google's security team so hopefully we'll get this patched up asap. (http://i38.tinypic.com/2639agl.png)

Kjølen
07-14-2008, 09:02 PM
For a so-called serious letter to one of the most powerful entities in the world, capitalization goes a long way.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-14-2008, 09:20 PM
with such a monumental problem on their hands i doubt they'll have time to care about such trivialities.

DarthAve
07-14-2008, 09:28 PM
The sad thing is on the first page, Bowie only comes up twice. While that wannabee jailbait Vanessa Hudgens comes up more. and Hannah Montana, eww. No.

The Seeker
07-14-2008, 09:33 PM
I was expecting pics of what's in Dath Maximus's basement. This was actually sort of a relief

Dath Maximus
07-14-2008, 09:56 PM
I was expecting pics of what's in Dath Maximus's basement. This was actually sort of a relief


hey, i live in the basement you son of a bitch!

BongoBob
07-14-2008, 10:10 PM
**** google security. jmac you must inform the FBI of this :|

Dath Maximus
07-14-2008, 10:15 PM
**** google security. jmac you must inform the FBI of this :|


or....other people......dath knows people

DarthAve
07-14-2008, 10:23 PM
or....other people......dath knows people

The mafia? The japanese mafia aka the yakuza? Jesus?

Tyrion
07-14-2008, 10:24 PM
**** google security. jmac you must inform the FBI of this :|

He has to inform The Avengers of this ****. We've been wronged, man. We've been wronged.

Dath Maximus
07-14-2008, 10:30 PM
The mafia? The japanese mafia aka the yakuza? Jesus?

raptor jesus

The Seeker
07-15-2008, 03:02 AM
hey, i live in the basement you son of a bitch!

Yeah, that's what I meant. Horrific sh*t down there

Pho3nix
07-15-2008, 05:07 AM
raptor jesus
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e67/Pho3nix-/RaptorJesus2.jpg

Tyrion
07-15-2008, 05:27 AM
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e67/Pho3nix-/RaptorJesus2.jpg

I counter Raptor Jesus with T-Rex in a Jet Fighter:

http://roborant.info/images/tyran14.jpg

Edit - I couldn't have had my 6,666th post filled with more win.

leXX
07-15-2008, 06:22 AM
You are the devil +1000.

Also, my daughter has a Hanna Montana T-Shirt.

*runs*

El Sitherino
07-15-2008, 11:34 AM
Stevie Ray Vaughn is probably rolling over in his grave right now.

I also foresee a Bowie-smash unlike that which we or Mick Ronson have ever seen.

Dath Maximus
07-15-2008, 11:59 AM
Yeah, that's what I meant. Horrific sh*t down there

you know what else is down there?

your mom

The Seeker
07-15-2008, 12:41 PM
you know what else is down there?

your mom

So that's where she went. She was buried like 8 years ago, and somebody dug her up and stole her body. Nice to know that mystery's been solved. Sick Bastard.

Dath Maximus
07-15-2008, 01:51 PM
So that's where she went. She was buried like 8 years ago, and somebody dug her up and stole her body. Nice to know that mystery's been solved. Sick Bastard.

actually she was there when i moved into the place


theres also a chest of cursed aztec gold

EnderWiggin
07-15-2008, 01:59 PM
or....other people......dath knows people

Dath should stop speaking in the third person. Right now. :xp:

_EW_

Dath Maximus
07-15-2008, 02:50 PM
Dath should stop speaking in the third person. Right now. :xp:

_EW_

dath gonna violate you

Havoc Stryphe
07-15-2008, 02:56 PM
Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana, poses a clear and present danger to the intellectual development of a whole generation as well as a threat to their collective sound judgment and as a result, their decision making ability. She has single-handedly rendered their beliefs, choices, and tendancies invalid and moot.

Even her name is an affront to Montanaians. Such a majestic and beautiful state now in ruin due to its association with one such as Miley Cyrus. Why couldn't she pervert some other state name. One already saddled with a questionable value, worth, and an already tarnished reputation like... I don't know... New Jersey. :xp:

Mark my words, our civilization's decline and inevitable failure will be at the hands of Hannah Freakin' Montana! :(

The Seeker
07-15-2008, 03:38 PM
actually she was there when i moved into the place

mmmhmmmm...and I guess that dog who seems to walk all bow legged and that strange looking plant growing in your closet was there too?

Dath Maximus
07-15-2008, 04:12 PM
mmmhmmmm...and I guess that dog who seems to walk all bow legged and that strange looking plant growing in your closet was there too?

the hell you talking about?

DarthAve
07-15-2008, 06:07 PM
Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana, poses a clear and present danger to the intellectual development of a whole generation as well as a threat to their collective sound judgment and as a result, their decision making ability. She has single-handedly rendered their beliefs, choices, and tendancies invalid and moot.

Even her name is an affront to Montanaians. Such a majestic and beautiful state now in ruin due to its association with one such as Miley Cyrus. Why couldn't she pervert some other state name. One already saddled with a questionable value, worth, and an already tarnished reputation like... I don't know... New Jersey. :xp:

Mark my words, our civilization's decline and inevitable failure will be at the hands of Hannah Freakin' Montana! :(

It's not like kids today have a lot of positive influences.... Which is why I need to becomes a celebrity, and teach kids that being a ho is wrong.

Jeff
07-15-2008, 06:10 PM
Any word back from Google yet? This error is ruining the lives of people every minute it is not fixed.

Ray Jones
07-15-2008, 06:26 PM
I once had a girl who liked David very mucho. She was, you know, really...good.

David made all this possible.

TriggerGod
07-15-2008, 07:12 PM
It's not like kids today have a lot of positive influences.... Which is why I need to becomes a celebrity, and teach kids that being a ho is wrong.
To prove someone is a ho:
1) Find someone who is a ho
2) Ask them if they are one
3) If they deny it, they are one. If they admit it, they still are one.
Any word back from Google yet? This error is ruining the lives of people every minute it is not fixed.
I have completely stopped using google because of this (and that I have found everything I need to find :))
Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana, poses a clear and present danger to the intellectual development of a whole generation as well as a threat to their collective sound judgment and as a result, their decision making ability. She has single-handedly rendered their beliefs, choices, and tendancies invalid and moot.

Even her name is an affront to Montanaians. Such a majestic and beautiful state now in ruin due to its association with one such as Miley Cyrus. Why couldn't she pervert some other state name. One already saddled with a questionable value, worth, and an already tarnished reputation like... I don't know... New Jersey. :xp:

Mark my words, our civilization's decline and inevitable failure will be at the hands of Hannah Freakin' Montana! :(
Or the Jonas Brothers. They are both poisoning those of the opposite sex (and some of the same :))
I counter Raptor Jesus with T-Rex in a Jet Fighter:

http://roborant.info/images/tyran14.jpg

Edit - I couldn't have had my 6,666th post filled with more win.
True dat

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-15-2008, 09:11 PM
Any word back from Google yet? This error is ruining the lives of people every minute it is not fixed.no :/

EnderWiggin
07-16-2008, 12:11 AM
To prove someone is a ho:
1) Find someone who is a ho
2) Ask them if they are one
3) If they deny it, they are one. If they admit it, they still are one.


Brilliant tautology.

_EW_

Lightsaberboy
07-16-2008, 12:45 AM
the most horrific discovery ever made ever
isn't it a bit redundant to say "ever made ever"?

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-16-2008, 01:07 AM
no not in this situation.

Writer
07-16-2008, 01:17 AM
Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana, poses a clear and present danger to the intellectual development of a whole generation as well as a threat to their collective sound judgment and as a result, their decision making ability. She has single-handedly rendered their beliefs, choices, and tendancies invalid and moot.

Even her name is an affront to Montanaians. Such a majestic and beautiful state now in ruin due to its association with one such as Miley Cyrus. Why couldn't she pervert some other state name. One already saddled with a questionable value, worth, and an already tarnished reputation like... I don't know... New Jersey. :xp:

Mark my words, our civilization's decline and inevitable failure will be at the hands of Hannah Freakin' Montana! :(


... 'Hannah New Jersey'? ........


meh, same number of syllables, I suppose... :xp:

BongoBob
07-16-2008, 01:36 AM
no not in this situation.

It actually adds emphasis in this situation.

Darth Groovy
07-17-2008, 09:29 AM
Well what are you going to do? Hannah Montana is flavor of the month, and people have been biting Bowie's **** for the past decade...

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-17-2008, 03:21 PM
Well what are you going to do? Hannah Montana is flavor of the month, and people have been biting Bowie's **** for the past decade...bitch and moan about it.

Anthony
07-18-2008, 12:31 PM
You show them, jmac

CapNColostomy
07-19-2008, 08:19 PM
One steaming pile of **** out-stinking another. Huzzah.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-25-2008, 11:22 PM
so miley cyrus is putting herself up on ebay (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=200240927883) who's going to shell out like $15,200 to confront her about this crime?

TiE23
07-26-2008, 12:40 AM
so miley cyrus is putting herself up on ebay (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=200240927883) who's going to shell out like $15,200 to confront her about this crime?

This guy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/Other/2_26_rader_dennis.jpg

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-26-2008, 01:09 AM
This guy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/Other/2_26_rader_dennis.jpggod i hope so. i hope on the red carpet some beast skulks from the shadows after having paid $15k+ to shake her hand and try to get a look down her shirt.

DeadYorick
07-26-2008, 02:18 AM
so miley cyrus is putting herself up on ebay (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=200240927883) who's going to shell out like $15,200 to confront her about this crime?

One of the biggest rip offs I have ever seen. 15K just to get to talk to her for 5 to 10 minutes and watch a movie. There are better things to waste your money on. At least things that can last you more then 10 minutes