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tk102
07-29-2008, 10:51 PM
What could be nastier... but hey who couldn't use $50?

Writer
07-29-2008, 10:59 PM
Umm... hell no. I might consider for $1000... would almost certainly do it for $50,000... but $50? I don't think so.

Samuel Dravis
07-30-2008, 01:09 AM
Teekay I approve of this poll. <3

Also, no I don't think so. Unless I was hungry and starving and needed the $50 to pay off the mob so that I wouldn't get attacked on the way to the grocery store to buy a box of cherry pies to eat on the way to the open road, which I would then PUNISH HORRIBLY with a huge motorcycle doing a wheelie

Drunkside
07-30-2008, 02:10 AM
No... I wouldnt, though i know a guy who would be happy to do this:xp: Not joking! But wanna know what i think? This site has run out of actually interesting poll ideas...:giveup:

EnderWiggin
07-30-2008, 02:12 AM
But wanna know what i think?

Not particularly, no.

This site has run out of actually interesting poll ideas...:giveup:

Wow, if you feel that way, then GTFO of here.
I mean, seriously? The last poll was fine. And if you think you can do better, then PM tk102 with it.
Either way, stop complaining.
*angry fist*


Anyway, as for the poll: no. I have much more dignity than that.

_EW_

Jeff
07-30-2008, 02:12 AM
I think it depends on the lick required, if its just one quick lick then I might consider it. ::

tk102
07-30-2008, 02:27 AM
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/9397/blarg3lf8.gif

Boba Rhett
07-30-2008, 02:31 AM
Good God.

Bob Lion54
07-30-2008, 03:47 AM
Hey brah, I got dez cheeeeeeseburgers, Man!

tk... I worry about you sometimes.

No toilet plunger for me.

Rev7
07-30-2008, 04:18 AM
You know I probably would if it had never been used in a toilet before, but you never specified that. ;)

I voted "no" just in case. Very useful question there tk. :D

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-30-2008, 04:30 AM
You know I probably would if it had never been used in a toilet before, but you never specified that. ;)it says used? unless you are thinking of some naughty ways to use a plunger >:|

Drunkside
07-30-2008, 06:28 AM
Ender wtf is wrong with ya? You really take everything too seriously...

itchythesamurai
07-30-2008, 09:15 AM
Hmmm, maybe if I was a heroin junkie and it was either that or blowing some guy. I think $200 is the lowest I would go, and I'd want access to mouthwash immediately afterwards.

Marius Fett
07-30-2008, 09:57 AM
Ender wtf is wrong with ya? You really take everything too seriously...

WTF is wrong with you?

If you think LF has run out of good polls, either PM tk with a good idea like Ender said, or stop looking at the ones we do have!

Either way, quit complaining. :)

tk102
07-30-2008, 10:56 AM
Hey no worries guys. We had a Pepsi v. Coke poll last year -- now that's scraping the bottom of the barrel. :p

To the people that said no: are you afraid of germs or the social stigma of being a plunger-licker or you couldn't live with yourself or what? Explain why you don't want the easy cash-money.

Thrik
07-30-2008, 01:06 PM
I think the quite feasibly deadly germs on those things turn me off the most. ;

Marius Fett
07-30-2008, 01:11 PM
Hey no worries guys. We had a Pepsi v. Coke poll last year -- now that's scraping the bottom of the barrel. :p

To the people that said no: are you afraid of germs or the social stigma of being a plunger-licker or you couldn't live with yourself or what? Explain why you don't want the easy cash-money.

Heh, maybe a Mac vs PC poll would be fun? :lol:

ChAiNz.2da
07-30-2008, 01:14 PM
I think the quite feasibly deadly germs on those things turn me off the most. ;

Couldn't be much worse than some dog owners 'kissing' their pet (ick). And they do that for free. ewww, eww and double-ewww :xp:

I mean, if we're talking a swish in the average home throne.. then maybe. I'd have to be bare-arse broke and quite drunk. :lol:

If it was used to "clear some pipes" from a NY subway restroom.. err, no thanks. :whacked:


Heh, maybe a Mac vs PC poll would be fun? :lol:

godz no.. that would be me against 200,000 ppl :fist:

Marius Fett
07-30-2008, 01:36 PM
godz no.. that would be me against 200,000 ppl :fist:

Heh, fight the power ChAiNz! I'm with ya! :lol:

Darth333
07-30-2008, 01:44 PM
What could be nastier...

Keyboards? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7377002.stm :xp:

Might as well drink the water from the toilet: http://www.realtechnews.com/posts/2680

ChAiNz.2da
07-30-2008, 02:26 PM
Keyboards?

Microbiologist Dr Peter Wilson said a keyboard was often "a reflection of what is in your nose and in your gut".

I am sooo using this the next time an opportunity allows :lol:

mimartin
07-30-2008, 03:27 PM
tk102 , you’re going to have to up your offer significantly to get me to consider it.
Explain why you don't want the easy cash-money.
Having gone through some medical procedures this year including an over $2000.00 two block ambulance ride, I’m holding out for more money. The risk is significantly greater than the award with the price set at $50.00.

Hallucination
07-30-2008, 04:18 PM
It really depends on if the toilet the plunger was used on was used. I don't see anything wrong with licking a piece of rubber that was submerged in potable water. o_Q

Ray Jones
07-30-2008, 05:52 PM
wait a second whose plunger are we talking about tk?

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-30-2008, 06:26 PM
wait a second whose plunger are we talking about tk?http://i37.tinypic.com/2vwuu5x.jpg
this lady's

mimartin
07-30-2008, 09:03 PM
this lady'sThat lady listen to Eddie Murphy's "Boogie In Your Butt" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNWEeLz125Q) one too many times. Funny I heard tiny man, tin cans and dinosaur bone, but never a cat.

Totenkopf
07-30-2008, 09:42 PM
Well, I guess a gerbil wasn't big enough. :xp: :D

$50 is wayyyy to little for something so potentially unsanitary. Now....if the toilet brush were brand new (unused) and used to mix spiked punch (or any good tasting booze/mix), I'd probably go for the $50.

Det. Bart Lasiter
07-30-2008, 11:22 PM
Well, I guess a gerbil wasn't big enough. :xp: :DThe cat was to get the gerbil out!

Rev7
08-01-2008, 02:43 AM
it says used? unless you are thinking of some naughty ways to use a plunger >:|
No. I wasn't thinking of anything naughty. I guess that I was tired. Sorry.

Serpentine Cougar
08-01-2008, 08:40 AM
Never; too dirty. There's gotta be easier ways to get $50...

Ctrl Alt Del
08-01-2008, 10:35 AM
Depends on the currency.

Rev7
08-01-2008, 07:26 PM
Never; too dirty. There's gotta be easier ways to get $50...
Oh, you know. Actually work for it. :xp:

LordOfTheFish
08-02-2008, 03:33 PM
Depends upon who's plunger it is....



Mine? Absolutely not!

Pho3nix
08-03-2008, 04:39 PM
Probably not for $50.

K_Kinnison
08-04-2008, 12:00 AM
Depends really on how used

quite honestly there are worst things to lick, and you be surprised the amount of fecal matter we actually DO ingest.. most people just don't want to know

Jae Onasi
08-05-2008, 01:34 AM
To the people that said no: are you afraid of germs or the social stigma of being a plunger-licker or you couldn't live with yourself or what? Explain why you don't want the easy cash-money.

I've taken microbiology. I've cultured some of the germs that could live on plungers. It's not pretty. The 5-second rule does not apply to anything that goes in toilets.

EnderWiggin
08-05-2008, 03:42 AM
I just can't get over the fact that 1 in 5 of us would do it.

>_<

_EW_

Marius Fett
08-05-2008, 12:10 PM
There are some very strange people in this world...

Oh and Jae? I believe that should be cultivated, not cultured. :D

Hayden Kered
08-06-2008, 06:57 AM
You can keep the $50...I'll keep my health!

Sven_Q45
08-06-2008, 11:28 AM
Only for $ 1.000.000. :D But I´m not crazy.
And what´s about the toilet detergent? :eek:

There are some very strange people in this world...
More than others. :indif:

tk102
08-06-2008, 12:07 PM
Would you lick a keyboard? How about a public doorknob? A flyswatter?

I think most people here are either underestimating their own immune systems or can't get past the "gross" factor.

Davinq
08-07-2008, 01:18 AM
Triple digits would prove to be more convincing.

MacTavish
08-07-2008, 11:06 PM
I think the hospital bill would be more than $50. :lol:

urluckyday
08-08-2008, 12:55 AM
No way...I'd lick a toilet seat for $25 if offered, but it'd take at least $100 for me to even consider a plunger...

Rachel_Ewok
08-08-2008, 09:05 PM
I would...

Then I would use four or five dollars to buy a nice bottle of ultra strength mouthwash. ^^

Jamps
08-09-2008, 02:39 PM
Heck yes.

TruYuri
08-11-2008, 10:34 PM
Depends how long ago it was used >_>, if it is still wet than heck no, if it is dry then sure, why the hell not. (Voted yes)

zelda 41
08-11-2008, 11:13 PM
Sure, I'd do a quick lick & spit.
And as Rachel said, buy some mouthwash.

EnderWiggin
08-12-2008, 06:24 PM
I'd do a quick lick & spit.


What on earth could have possessed you to say this? :xp:

_EW_

LordOfTheFish
08-15-2008, 03:33 PM
Would you kiss it? I would :P

GenieCalibop
08-21-2008, 10:46 PM
I would. But I'd coat my tongue in like, tin foil or wax first so I couldn't taste it. Nothing in the rules says you can't do that.

Great Scott!
08-22-2008, 04:22 AM
I'm glad I'm part of the 31.25% who actually realizes the value of money.

The Betrayer
08-22-2008, 10:28 AM
I'm glad I'm part of the 31.25% who actually realizes the value of money.

I'm glad I'm part of the 76.35% who value health.

Great Scott!
08-22-2008, 03:53 PM
I'm glad I'm part of the 76.35% who value health.I've actually read eating crap isn't bad for you anyway, it's basically a steamier version of whatever was eaten. There isn't really going to be anything on it other than that and toilet water, unless somebody was doing something incredibly nasty with it.

Astor
08-22-2008, 03:55 PM
I've actually read eating crap isn't bad for you anyway, it's basically a steamier version of whatever was eaten. There isn't really going to be anything on it other than that and toilet water, unless somebody was doing something incredibly nasty with it.

But... it comes out of the back door!

It's already been through the front! Why would you let it in again? It'd leave dirty footprints everywhere! :lol:

Mav
08-22-2008, 10:06 PM
I did it for $10

LordOfTheFish
08-23-2008, 12:25 AM
?... I don't know if I would even touch it for $10 :lol:

Revan 411
08-24-2008, 10:38 PM
Odd, but interesting poll.

No, I wouldn't lick a toilet plunger even if it was $100.