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Dath Maximus
11-04-2008, 01:11 PM
OR I WILL RAPE YOU



americans only though

Pie™
11-04-2008, 01:16 PM
http://barackobamaeatsbabies.com/

My work here is done.

Lynk Former
11-04-2008, 01:16 PM
What if someone wants to be raped by you? Like, sithy.

Rogue15
11-04-2008, 01:16 PM
alright alright! i'm heading out the door right now!

Dath Maximus
11-04-2008, 01:19 PM
What if someone wants to be raped by you? Like, sithy.


i refuse to buy dinner beforehand

ET Warrior
11-04-2008, 01:41 PM
I voted for change (http://www.barackobama.com/splash/findvotinglocation_2.html)

Lightsaberboy
11-04-2008, 02:59 PM
I'm voting for Lando Calrissian (http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/11/04/votd-vote-for-lando-calrissian/)

MrWally
11-04-2008, 03:04 PM
I'm voting for Lando Calrissian (http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/11/04/votd-vote-for-lando-calrissian/)

The parallels that holds to our current election is striking.

PR-0927
11-04-2008, 03:16 PM
I voted.

Obama FTW.

- PR-0927

TiE23
11-04-2008, 06:25 PM
I voted for the Neo-Nazi-Green-Libertarian-Independent-Conservative-Liberal-Israelite-Muslim-Jewish-Christian Party nominee... I wanted my vote to count, you know?

Pie™
11-04-2008, 06:35 PM
You mean Ron Paul?

El Sitherino
11-04-2008, 07:00 PM
**** you I already voted, whore.

Tyrion
11-04-2008, 07:06 PM
I voted for the ass.

MrWally
11-04-2008, 07:08 PM
You mean Ron Paul?

No. He means Cynthia McKinney (http://www.cracked.com/article_16748_6-most-insane-people-ever-run-president.html).

BongoBob
11-04-2008, 08:23 PM
Voted this morning :)

Still wearing my metal underwear in case Dath feels a little too squirrely.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-04-2008, 09:11 PM
i was contemplating voting and writing in "the mulatto" but i decided against it and played ra3 instead and conquered the world in the name of communism

MrWally
11-04-2008, 10:11 PM
My Government class had a pool for the election turnout. I posted it on our blog a bit earlier, but thought I'd throw it up here:


If Obama wins Virginia, it will be:

Obama - 353
McCain - 185

Popular vote:

Obama - 51%
McCain - 49%

Voter Turnout: 68%

I may have been a little giving toward Obama, but I'm pretty sure this will be fairly accurate. I'm predicting a landslide for Obama.

TiE23
11-04-2008, 11:12 PM
Senator Barack Obama Elected 44th President of the United States of America... (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27531033/?GT1=43001)

Lets see how this turns out...

Tyrion
11-04-2008, 11:19 PM
Bit anti-climatic, really. I wanted Obama and McCain to fight to the death in Florida. Obama's eclectic mix of black street mugging skills and Muslim blowing **** up expertise against McCain's martial arts technique that he refined in the Orient would've provided for some pretty awesome CNN footage.

Oh well. Good job Obama.

TiE23
11-04-2008, 11:25 PM
Ty, you think he'd strap a bomb to this? It'd just scratch 'im. [/joke]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/1225858749567.jpg

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-04-2008, 11:56 PM
Bit anti-climatic, really. I wanted Obama and McCain to fight to the death in Florida. Obama's eclectic mix of black street mugging skills and Muslim blowing **** up expertise against McCain's martial arts technique that he refined in the Orient would've provided for some pretty awesome CNN footage.

Oh well. Good job Obama.http://i37.tinypic.com/1zch7qd.jpg

straight up g ****

Kjølen
11-05-2008, 01:03 AM
Congratulations to President Elect Barack Obama!

http://i33.tinypic.com/zx6yi8.jpg

A true American Combo Breaker.

Tyrion
11-05-2008, 01:59 AM
"I will never accept Obama. He will be the end of us. I don't think even Castro could be more evil than he is." (http://www.hillaryclintonforum.net/discussion/showthread.php?t=40765)

Clearly, people, the last shining beacon of reason is within the ornate halls of the Hilary Clinton forum.

leXX
11-05-2008, 02:45 AM
All joking aside, I am extremely proud of the American people right now.

IG-64
11-05-2008, 08:57 AM
Even though I voted for McCain, and would have rather had McCain as president, I always pretty much knew Obama would win. And you know, liberal as he is, I'm pretty ok with that. I know that the past 8 years has really made people disappointed in America, and it looks like Obama will be a good remedy for that. If I had to pick a Democrat as President, I'd pick Barack Obama.

Kjølen
11-05-2008, 01:07 PM
Let the image campaign begin!

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/brock-obama.jpg

TiE23
11-05-2008, 03:50 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/1225857048752cens.jpg

Kain
11-06-2008, 01:43 AM
The best part: White people no longer have to fear making racist remarks!! YAY!!!

<.<

>.>

Not that that's whats important...

...

...I am just kidding after all...

Anyways, I do believe we (America) finally did something right. Go Obama!

Achilles
11-06-2008, 01:56 AM
All joking aside, I am extremely proud of the American people right now.I'm pretty sure it was my steady stream of campaign contributions that put him over the top, so I'll be more than happy to take the credit :xp:

Side note: The trolls in Kavar's are going to have aneurysms when they find out how many Obama ads they sponsored.

leXX
11-06-2008, 04:11 AM
http://cache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/obama_11_05/obama27_16804595.jpg

Best picture ever.

IG-64
11-06-2008, 02:45 PM
http://gear.ign.com/articles/927/927323p1.html <- this is relevant

Also, I'm changing the name of the thread to update it.

Laugh at Dath's now ambiguous first post.

Tyrion
11-07-2008, 07:21 AM
After reading a bit on Wikipedia about Obama's political campaign:

Upon taking office, Obama would join Warren G. Harding and John F. Kennedy as the only sitting senators to ascend to the presidency.

That's a great precedent for Obama to have.

KinchyB
11-07-2008, 11:46 AM
Side note: The trolls in Kavar's are going to have aneurysms when they find out how many Obama ads they sponsored.

Yup, props to the trolls for throwing their anger in a direction that supported Obama! Good job y'all! :D

Pho3nix
11-07-2008, 11:54 AM
~snipped pictar~

Best picture ever.
QFT.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-07-2008, 12:16 PM
terroristfistjab.jpg

santsmil

Dath Maximus
11-08-2008, 02:56 PM
http://gear.ign.com/articles/927/927323p1.html <- this is relevant

Also, I'm changing the name of the thread to update it.

Laugh at Dath's now ambiguous first post.


while you were changing the title, i was banging your mom

IG-64
01-20-2009, 09:54 AM
It's almost time.

I just woke up from a dream with Obama in it that seemed pretty symbolic. I'll post about it later and you can guess what it means. :p
For now I'm gonna go watch the swearing in.

TiE23
01-20-2009, 04:48 PM
Parade just happened... now nothing is happening, yet they're still showing live news feed, fun.

RoxStar
01-20-2009, 05:07 PM
Great speech. I actually feel like history in unfolding before my eyes.

MrWally
01-20-2009, 05:17 PM
Same here. The Speech was phenomenal, and my gosh . . . all those PEOPLE. It was enormous!

The poet after was horrible, though :/

Tyrion
01-20-2009, 07:01 PM
The poet that delivered a poem with no discernible rhyme, meter, or use of poetical devices was great.

The priest who provided the benediction afterward, however, was epic.

"AND YELLOW IS MELLOW! BY GOD ALMIGHTY, YELLOW IS MELLOW!"

IG-64
01-20-2009, 09:01 PM
My dad planted 2 trees today. We jokingly named them Hope and Change.

Also, my dream last night:
I was at a line at the entrance of Wal-Mart, which had been converted into a voting area. There were 2 big boxes on the ceiling, one was red and had a big A on it, and the other was blue and had a big B on it. Obama was in front of me in line, and I started to have a conversation with him. I forget exactly what we said, but during the conversation he said something like "he should have done better in the polls." Then he started walking off, and since he was Obama I started to follow him. After awhile I realized that I wasn't in line anymore, so I had to break away from Obama and go back to the line. When I got back there I looked up at the boxes, then I went to the red one. Under it was a checkout counter with one of those things where you slide your card, and it was asking me questions about voting. Then I woke up.

GeneralPloKoon
01-20-2009, 09:22 PM
I heard parts of the speech, but yeah it was good. But actions are better than words!

MrWally
01-20-2009, 09:49 PM
That first "but" isn't needed.

^ Syntax Nazi


I was thinking about how it was a decently long speech. It comes out to about 2,395. Knowing that William Henry Harrison's was over 7,000 words is very, very scary.

PR-0927
01-21-2009, 01:02 AM
I'm very proud to be an American today (technically yesterday, but I think I'm still proud). As a person of minority, I felt that our country would never have a non-white be elected in. It's unique that for the first time in history (since we've had planet-destruction-capable weapons), a non-white man is the most powerful person on Earth.

And no, I did not vote for Obama because he was a non-white. The man aligns very closely with my political ideology of liberalism.

Now, I'm just waiting for an atheist, female, Middle Eastern, lesbian, president. That would simply be, as posted above a "combo breaker."

The speech was good - I had it playing in the background as I surfed the web, and after a while I stopped paying attention - it seemed very...redundant? It pretty much emphasized how much deep **** the U.S. is in and how we need to get our act together...oh, and that Obama's president and all.

Was anyone pissed the **** off about the prayer? How the hell is that separation of church and state? This is not a Christian country, nor a country with any official religious affiliation. As an agnostic theist, that disgusted me greatly. I didn't listen to the whole prayer, but the parts I heard at least didn't mention Jesus or any objects of Christianity.

And I mean no offense to any religious individuals. I just find it very insensitive towards atheists and agnostics to have a government-affiliated prayer. And yes, I know Congress does it too. IMO, that's despicable.

- PR-0927

TiE23
01-21-2009, 01:49 AM
I'm agnostic atheist and I personally have no problem with prayers and stuff in government stuff like that. God being used on money and in the pledge of allegiance doesn't bother me at all. Heck, if we could have a vote on it... I'd support keeping it. Sometimes it's okay to forfeit neutrality if it'll make a whole lot of people happy. You shouldn't piss off believers just because you don't agree with them. (My opinion, but I mention it because it's so atypical.)

But it does bother me that an atheist would never be elected president. That's a bummer.

Vikinor
01-21-2009, 02:07 AM
I agree completely with you TiE. I think we should let people do what they want, within the laws of separation of church and state. A simple prayer seems harmless enough.

So, in other news. I was there. Arrived in DC around 10:30-11 PM on the 19th. It was cold as hell. Yes, hell froze over. I could go into many details about the experience, like how we stole boxes and built box forts on the Mall, but I'll save that for another time. My friends and I were basically homeless, hungry, and cold. One of my friends brought four Lunchables. That **** never tasted so good before.

I enjoyed Obama's speech very much.

Rogue15
01-21-2009, 02:50 AM
i'm happy we got a new president. :) change is good. yes...gooood.

Pie™
01-21-2009, 09:34 AM
Shamelessly stolen from this (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3060604&pagenumber=1#pti34) thread, but this was too funny to not spread it:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/obamacut.jpg

Now this is a story all about how
I ascended to the seat of power
If you'll listen for a minute
Hear what I say
I'll tell you how I became President of the U. S. of A.

In west Honolulu, born and raised
In Jakarta, where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out in Chi-Town relaxin' all cool
Organizing communities like I was a fool
When a couple of guys
With a disdain for peace
Started making trouble in the Middle East
They started two little wars and we all got scared
The people said "We need a president who isn't mentally impaired!"

I ran a perfect race, turned red states blue
Swept electoral votes, added Rham to my crew
With a mandate for change and Constitution in hand
I'll dance on the Colonnade singing, "Yes we can!"

I got to the White House about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Bushes "Yo holmes, smell ya later!"
Looked at my office
There were no corners there
Sitting at the Resolute Desk, signing universal health care


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/fresh.gif

BongoBob
01-21-2009, 01:26 PM
That was fantastic :D

MrWally
01-21-2009, 06:22 PM
Awesomeness



Awesome.

O.o

Commander Obi-Wan
01-21-2009, 08:12 PM
Haha. Awesome indeed.

I think I posted this elsewhere, but nonetheless.

Whatever You Like. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-yJBsjatW0)