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Totenkopf
09-10-2009, 01:40 AM
We'd be two of a kind. :dev9:

What if I decided not to what if?

Trench
09-10-2009, 01:41 AM
I'd manipulate the admins to have you perma-banned.:devburn:

What if this were empty?

Totenkopf
09-10-2009, 01:44 AM
You'd be right at home. :iceburn:

What if your email bride were actually a hobbit?

Trench
09-10-2009, 01:45 AM
I'd send you back.

What if you had actually typed the :iceburn: smiley correctly.

Totenkopf
09-10-2009, 01:51 AM
You wouldn't have had a chance to be so small minded. :xp: :devburn:

What if you fell asleep at your computer and didn't wake up?

Trench
09-10-2009, 01:53 AM
I'd become one with the Interwebz!

What if I invaded your comp as a virus?

Totenkopf
09-10-2009, 01:58 AM
I'd incinerate you by reformatting my drive.

What if no one loved you anymore?

Darth Avlectus
09-10-2009, 02:06 AM
I'd have a reason to take a dump from a high place.

What if Chev joined the games?

Trench
09-10-2009, 02:07 AM
Things would be alot more fun.

What if Izarc failed?

Totenkopf
09-10-2009, 02:10 AM
No sweat off my balls.

What if you failed Bob?

Darth Avlectus
09-10-2009, 08:56 PM
Bob would have a mental breakdown.


"What if I were to just come over and kick the ever lovin' $%&^ outta you?"
--Joe Pesci character

Trench
09-10-2009, 10:17 PM
You'd regret it.:xp:

What if rednecks took over the world?

purifier
09-10-2009, 10:49 PM
Shoooot boy, what tha' hell u talking about, we already have by-god. Yeeeehaaa!



What if ya had to bend over and reach to kiss your own a$$ goodbye.

Cyborg Ninja
09-11-2009, 12:02 AM
By being able to reach all the way around to kiss my own @$$, I'd probably open up a worm hole.

What if you woke up in bed next to an Elite?

purifier
09-11-2009, 12:17 AM
Meh, did all the time in the Army, nothing new there. (They never busted a move on me though.)


What if ya could spin your head around like in "The Exorcist"? :spin:

Trench
09-11-2009, 12:19 AM
I'd do it to scare that one annoying kid.>_>

What if you could fly like Peter Pan?

purifier
09-11-2009, 12:24 AM
I can.


What if you could wear your ass for a hat?

Darth Avlectus
09-11-2009, 03:59 AM
It would make me an "asshat" like the ones Toni Cippriatti calls people in GTA:Liberty City Stories. Not too hard to do: make a molding of your ass and then make it wearable. Presto, you're wearing your own ass as a hat. :p

What if You had such potent barf that it would melt through the toughest materials?

Trench
09-11-2009, 04:13 AM
I do.

What if you had the strength of a bison?

Cyborg Ninja
09-11-2009, 12:54 PM
Gimme a cape, costume, and mask...I'm going superheroing!

What if TMM, Chev, CQ, GTA SWcity, and I got superpowers and decided to take over the world?

CommanderQ
09-11-2009, 01:08 PM
Then I would become rightful Emperor of the World, and you would all be my minions:D

What if this happened?

Trench
09-11-2009, 01:29 PM
I would rebel and throw you to the peasants.

What if it didn't?

purifier
09-11-2009, 04:28 PM
It hasn't, but you and I need to keep an eye on them, just -in -case. :raise:


What if Star Wars was never invented and all we had was SpaceBalls?

Trench
09-11-2009, 04:46 PM
Don't even say that!:fist:

What if Spaceballs was Star Wars G-canon?

Totenkopf
09-11-2009, 06:55 PM
Then the Schwartz has abandonned us.

What if Barf! were your best friend?

Darth Avlectus
09-11-2009, 09:31 PM
That would make me LoneStar. :D

What if you were a sociopathic sociologist politician with an axe to grind?

Trench
09-11-2009, 11:08 PM
I am- erm, I mean uh... Nothing.

What if Racoon River was filled with rabid raccoons?

Darth Avlectus
09-11-2009, 11:38 PM
Quarantine time, with exterminations to follow. Let's giddy'up an' go get them thar critters with our shotguns!

what if racoon river was filled with crash landed greenies?

Totenkopf
09-11-2009, 11:59 PM
Quarantine time, with exterminations to follow. Let's giddy'up an' go get them thar critters with our shotguns!

What if time stopped?

Darth Avlectus
09-12-2009, 12:14 AM
It would be like that adam sandler movie b/c you're an uncreative womanizer. :naughty: --And no, you don't hold the remote...Adam Sandler does.

What if you needed to juice the caboose?

Totenkopf
09-12-2009, 12:17 AM
Whose caboose?

What if someone juiced your caboose?

Darth Avlectus
09-12-2009, 12:42 AM
That would be me doing it to myself jackass style to save me embarassement and cost of going to the doctor. :xp:

What if Lloyd and Harry were actually real?

Totenkopf
09-12-2009, 01:43 AM
We'd all be dumber for it.

What if Chuick Norris f***ed w/BBS's $$?

purifier
09-12-2009, 02:19 AM
Then Bruce Lee would come along and f*** with his.



What if you got a$$raped by a Sasquatch while you were hunting in the woods one day?



Lol.You know...somewhere out there is and old man who's saying: "I tell you it happened dag-nammit!" :raise:

Totenkopf
09-12-2009, 11:24 AM
Well, the "rapee" would probably be Ned Beaty then. :guitar1 :guitar1 (deuling "banjos")

What if Star Wars had no lightsabers?

Trench
09-12-2009, 01:37 PM
What's Star Wars?

What if the Forums games were moved to Holowan Labs?

purifier
09-12-2009, 01:55 PM
Then nobody would talk about modding and we all would be in trouble then.


What if there was no LucasForums to post on at all?:eyes3:

Alkonium
09-12-2009, 02:59 PM
We'd post somewhere else.

What if everyone else on the forum is just an Artificial Intelligence, and you're the only real person?

purifier
09-12-2009, 03:26 PM
Sounds like something out of "The Matrix." Ah, Waaait - a - minute?!?!? :eyeraise:..............Naaaw...couldn't be.



What if everyone really had a Star Wars droid? :)

Darth Avlectus
09-12-2009, 05:40 PM
Knowing my luck, since I do not get along with the personalities of upright droids, I would end up inheriting a dump load of assassin droids whom I'd argue with and fight with all the time.

What if Carrie Fisher and Natalie Portman got in a catfight?

Alkonium
09-12-2009, 10:14 PM
Considering the age difference, it wouldn't be that hot.

What if Billie Piper and Freema Agyeman got in a catfight?

purifier
09-12-2009, 10:58 PM
:drama: Hmmm, and if they were all slicked up in baby oil too, yeah I'd watch it or join in; whichever the case maybe. (Oh, and that would definitly be hot.)



What if you were kidnapped by bootysnatcher aliens? (Your going to remove WHAT?):eyepop

Alkonium
09-12-2009, 11:39 PM
I'd snatch theirs first.

What if Han Solo was more like Captain Jack Harkness?

purifier
09-13-2009, 12:17 AM
Well then, I guess poor Leia wouldn't have been scoundreled, and it would have been Luke instead.


(Capt. Jack: You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.
(Luke: I happen to like nice men.)
(Capt. Jack: *moves in closer* I'm a nice man.
(Luke: No you're not. You're-)

Yeah, you know what comes after that. :raise:


What if Obi-Wan was like that old crippled dude who has a secret crush on Chris Griffin in Family Guy?

Alkonium
09-13-2009, 10:27 PM
Statutory rape charges for all!

What if Jabba the Hutt was more like Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs?

Darth Avlectus
09-13-2009, 10:51 PM
He'd be dead by now of some other reason...probably old age and green fir... :\

What if there were a 3 way tag team BYW hardcore match between Lloyd Christmas & Harry Dunn, Beavis & Butt-Head, Cheech & Chong?

purifier
09-13-2009, 11:06 PM
It would be the most mystifing, electrifying, gratifying, aahh....youcannotbeseriousfying, sports entertainment match in history. Not to mention comical. Yeah, I'd watch it. :drama:



What if Dot Matrix (the droid) from Spaceballs was as hot as Trinty in The Matrix.

Totenkopf
09-13-2009, 11:52 PM
She'd still sound like Joan Rivers.

What if Hellraiser got loose in the Matrix.

purifier
09-14-2009, 12:13 AM
Then they would call it Dominatrix, and Trinty would be Pinhead. :naughty:
(Oh, that's bad - really bad.)




What if Trinty was a Dominatrix? (But as herself, not Pinhead.)

Darth Avlectus
09-14-2009, 12:16 AM
I thought she already was...=\

What if you hired the 2 genetic fathers of beavis and butthead as your roadies?

purifier
09-14-2009, 12:51 AM
Then Motley Crue would be the better for it, and I'd probably have a serious problem.


What if you hired Harry and Lloyd as your roadias? :xp:

Darth Avlectus
09-14-2009, 01:37 AM
I'd have to have fairly moderate weighing stuff that is not fragile. >=^}

What if bruce lee faced mace windu? (Hint: trick question, only those would get it who have read about Vaapad AND seen brucie's early videos with slow 30fps cameras)

Totenkopf
09-14-2009, 01:53 AM
I think Mace's name would change to grasshopper.

What if Red Foreman stuck his foot up your arse.

Ping
09-14-2009, 09:00 PM
Then I'd be in alot of pain.

What if there was a tv show where James Bond, Max Smart, Jacques Clouseau, and Sherlock Holmes all teamed up?

Alkonium
09-14-2009, 09:09 PM
It'd be best show ever, if the Doctor was also in it.

What if I Can't Believe It's Butter (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/I_Can't_Believe_It's_Butter) were real?

Darth Avlectus
09-14-2009, 11:48 PM
You mean like that butter substitute made from cooking grease? Meh, cheap smelly lubricant one way or the other. Great stuff.


What if Coach Buzzcut were a republic soldier?

Totenkopf
09-15-2009, 03:57 AM
The sith would have to start wearing industrial strength cups.

What if B & B showed up on Family Guy?

Astrotoy7
09-15-2009, 12:15 PM
They would be supplanting existing Scenes of Bed & Breakfast are already depicted on Family Guy

What if many thousands of Racoons decided to destroy the Hadron Collider?

mtfbwya

Trench
09-15-2009, 02:51 PM
They'd call in us rednecks to git 'er dun!

What if Rednecks tried to take over Canada?

Totenkopf
09-15-2009, 03:28 PM
They'd probably win by sheer numbers.

What if Australia pulled an Atlantis and just diappeared?

M@RS
09-15-2009, 08:03 PM
They'd really be the country down under. xD

What if water was poisonous?

Trench
09-15-2009, 08:55 PM
End of the world in: 5... 4... 3... 2...

What if water was as corrosive as molecular acid?

Ping
09-16-2009, 08:55 PM
Then the water would eat away at Earth's surface until it got to the core.

What if someone actually read my (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=199885) topics (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=200093)?

Darth Avlectus
09-16-2009, 09:03 PM
Then we'd all be up on your reviews of sherlock vs jack, and also be RPing with you on your latest RP situation of resistance vs yuuzhan vong.


What if you were part white American and part chinese like tommy chong, and had a mexican friend named cheech?

Ping
09-16-2009, 09:16 PM
I'd be laughing at my own jokes (and I also fit the half white and half Chinese descrpition, too ;))

What if I was actually funny?

Trench
09-16-2009, 09:17 PM
Ha! That made me laugh!:xp:

What if my jokes made sense?

Ping
09-16-2009, 09:20 PM
We'd be rolling on the floor laughing ;).

What if I could actually read Mando'a?

Darth Avlectus
09-16-2009, 09:56 PM
Then you might be a mandalorian...otherwise you'd be an assassin droid...


What if Arizona beverages went out of business (God let's hope not!)?

purifier
09-16-2009, 11:00 PM
:eek: DOOON'T SAY THAT for the motherlovin'.....:swear:...of it all, my day sucks enough without having to think about something like that, for godsakes!

*Ahem* Moving along....



What if you had X-Ray vision and you could see through clothes?

Darth Avlectus
09-16-2009, 11:17 PM
If your vision went into the X-ray frequency, unfortunately, you'd also see right through the tissues at glances, and it would take quite a while for the other details to come into focus. Sorry, no peep shows. :(

What if you were building a 10 Watt continuous wave output CO2 laser? :dev9:

purifier
09-17-2009, 12:10 AM
What! No yottawatts? Hmmm, Then I guess I would have the smallest Death Star in the world to incinerate small things with. Maybe a pebble. :D




What if you had a real DeathStar orbiting in space?

Trench
09-17-2009, 12:35 AM
I'd obliterate mars. Show them Martians a thing 'er two fer abductin mah pa!

What if Darth Sidious was a redneck?

M@RS
09-17-2009, 01:31 AM
He wouldn't be able to all of his cool moves with a beer-belly. :p

I'd obliterate mars. Show them Martians a thing 'er two fer abductin mah pa!

O_O

Trench
09-17-2009, 01:36 AM
Then you'd actually post a what if question.

What if M@RS had posted a what if question?

Totenkopf
09-17-2009, 01:49 AM
You would have answered it.

What if TMM answers this question?

M@RS
09-17-2009, 01:53 AM
The universe will collapse on itself.

What if Lucasforums closed?






Then you'd actually post a what if question.


Oops, sorry. xD

Totenkopf
09-17-2009, 01:57 AM
Then this silly game would finally end.

What if LF couldn't close?

Trench
09-17-2009, 02:08 AM
I'd most likely be the cause.

What if LF became a sentient lifeform and decided to take over the world?

Darth Avlectus
09-17-2009, 11:27 AM
I'd help it.

What if Hack Benjamin mad his own movie called "creekside beatdown"?

Alkonium
09-17-2009, 09:50 PM
It be interesting to watch ... I think.

What if I knew what he was talking about?

purifier
09-18-2009, 07:29 PM
Then you would probably know that it's a character who is played by Jump Steady in the movie Big Money Hustlas. Hint, hint. ;)



What if Darth Vader and President Obama were one in the same?

Darth Avlectus
09-18-2009, 10:17 PM
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Would that make Joe dumbass Biden the Emperor?)

What if Missy was in bed next to you?

Totenkopf
09-19-2009, 02:27 AM
Then I'd be a "wrecks." :devsmoke:

What if Big Baby Sweets made you his bitch?

Darth Avlectus
09-20-2009, 08:37 PM
Then my name would have to be either Big Stank, Li'l Poot, or Miss Fat Titty Kitty.

What if Ozzy was the bad guy of castlevania?

Totenkopf
09-20-2009, 09:36 PM
Depends. Would the game's soundtrack be all Black Sabbath and assorted Ozzie tunes?

What if Ozzie were king of the world?

Darth Avlectus
09-21-2009, 11:26 PM
I really couldn't picture that happening I'm afraid.

What if I stopped making butt references on this sub forum for awhile and everyone else got hemorrhoids because of it and blamed me? :xp:

Alkonium
09-21-2009, 11:30 PM
I'd advise you to stock up on Preparation H.

What if the Daleks said "INCINERATE" instead of "EXTERMINATE"?

Darth Avlectus
09-21-2009, 11:41 PM
...Wait, there's a difference? :xp:

What if Morrigan Aensland was available to have a night with but at the cost of your soul?

Totenkopf
09-22-2009, 01:02 AM
Well, I'd offer up your soul. :devsmoke:

What if R Lee Ermy were your motivational coach?

Darth Avlectus
09-25-2009, 02:38 AM
I could count on the job to be sufficently done and then some...as much or more than I could handle. "Take that damn sandwich outta your pie hole and listen up when I'm talkin' to you DAMMIT!" (Better than buzzcut due to his years of experience.)

Depends. Would the game's soundtrack be all Black Sabbath and assorted Ozzie tunes?
Since you asked for it, they would sound something like these:
UNZ8X2HMGXg
TF78SIE4K1k
tTyoXgsGU0M

What if we got to see Revan and Exile return?

Delta 62
09-25-2009, 05:40 PM
our heads would explode with awsomeness.or it would look like the Jedi Masters Mod.

What if Hitler had hated Ginger people?

purifier
09-25-2009, 10:20 PM
Hitler hated everyone, including himself. I think he was Goth.



What if GTA was the spokesperson for Preparation H?


(Yeah you know you would do it. ):D

Totenkopf
09-25-2009, 10:26 PM
It would certainly explain his obsession w/arseholes and foot-in-ass syndrome even further.

Wht if purifier was his job and not just his handle?

Delta 62
09-26-2009, 05:01 AM
We would all be dead...


What if there was no England and just Ireland, Scotland and Wales?

Totenkopf
09-26-2009, 05:35 AM
You'd still be British (but probably very happy anyway :devsmoke:). ;)

What if there were 2 moons for earth, about equidistant and not in danger of falling to earth or colliding with each other?

Delta 62
09-26-2009, 05:41 AM
Then the earth would always be in darkness....i think.:lol:


What if Totenkopf was any cooler?

Trench
09-26-2009, 10:28 AM
He would be too cool for LucasForums:cool:

What if Karen Traviss' works in Star Wars were restored into canon instead of that stupid Clone Wars TV series?

Delta 62
09-26-2009, 10:52 AM
it would still be ***t.


What if Mirdala picked up a girl in mando'a?

Demongo
09-26-2009, 12:36 PM
He would be a very happy Mandalore.

What if his girlfriend cheated on him?

Delta 62
09-26-2009, 12:51 PM
he would be a verry verrry bloodthirsty, revenglful mandalore.


What if her new boy friend was Mandy the Ultimate?

Totenkopf
09-26-2009, 02:54 PM
TMM would die, naturally.

What if you were the last man on earth and all the women looked Susan Boyle?

Delta 62
09-26-2009, 03:13 PM
I would endure the pain and facinate about the red-head girl at my school.


what if totenkopf wernt using the invisible thing (were everyone sees you as offline)?

Trench
09-26-2009, 03:41 PM
Then he wouldn't be.:indif:

What if I went into invisible mode? :ninja2:

Delta 62
09-26-2009, 04:05 PM
u wood be in invisible mode....duuuuuuuh!


What if there was female clone troopers?

Trench
09-26-2009, 07:10 PM
Then they'd be rather mannish. (you never said they came from a template other than Jango:xp:)

What if this thread got locked?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-26-2009, 07:12 PM
this post wouldn't be here

The universe will collapse on itself.

What if Lucasforums closed?


i would cry...

what if i discovered i was alergic to the internet?

Trench
09-26-2009, 07:14 PM
You wouldn't be here now would you?:tsk:

What if scav had replied to my question>_>

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-26-2009, 07:30 PM
no i wouldn't :D
GASP!!!! well we'll just have to see :D

what if Mird's mom was killed by a match and hair spray?

Trench
09-26-2009, 07:33 PM
It would just be a cutout, since my mom doesn't use hairspray. (bad scav!:tsk:)

What if everyone of LF switched avvy's?

Totenkopf
09-26-2009, 10:02 PM
Nobody would still want yours. :dev9:

What if you forgot how to talk?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-26-2009, 10:04 PM
at least i could still type

what if you found out that the meaning to life was 42?

CommanderQ
09-26-2009, 10:54 PM
Then I'd be absolutley sure that the world was descending into madness....

Why 42? Doesn't everyone know it's 49?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-26-2009, 10:56 PM
42 because of the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy :D

what if your uncle was yoda?

CommanderQ
09-26-2009, 11:02 PM
Then I would be the best Jedi ever.

What if your father was Mace Window...er Windu, and your mother was a frog?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-26-2009, 11:07 PM
i would look REALLY weird

what if CQ DIDN'T come with gravity?

Trench
09-26-2009, 11:59 PM
He doesn't. He comes with gravy:p

What if scav changed his name to Te Je'karta Mand'alor?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 12:05 AM
i might be ashamed for Scavanger is my nerd name

what if me and Mird'ika swapped names?

Trench
09-27-2009, 12:10 AM
I'd be ashamed. For I'd have your nerd name.:p

What if I changed my name to Mird'ika?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 12:13 AM
it would only make sense

what if i shot mird with a paintball gun?

CommanderQ
09-27-2009, 12:15 AM
Then Walon Vau would be trying to kill you:D

What if I was Mandalore....wait a second...I AM!

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 12:18 AM
no your not... HE is *points to Te Kandosii Mandalore*

what if CQ thought he was Mand'alor?

Trench
09-27-2009, 12:19 AM
He does.

What if I attacked scav with my paintball gun?

(And if scav attacked me, he wouldn't last long:xp:)

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 12:24 AM
i would think the red paint was blood and fall to the ground only to rise again with some Macbeth lines :p

what if Mird was going to make my Sig Pic?

Trench
09-27-2009, 12:29 AM
He is:xp:

What if scav stopped asking obvious questions?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 12:32 AM
sorry... i can't... they're watching me >_>

what if scav got tired and went to bed? (yawn)

Trench
09-27-2009, 12:40 AM
He won't, because he got coffee. :xp:

What if I showed up at your door and demanded c02?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 12:43 AM
indeed i did

i would say "where's you helmet ner'vod?"

what if Mird wanted c02 to kill me?

M@RS
09-27-2009, 12:47 AM
It's harder than you'd think...

What if dogs ruled the world and we were their pets? o_O

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 12:48 AM
i'm glad my dog an away :p

what if Mird was stalking me?

CommanderQ
09-27-2009, 12:50 AM
Then you are most sincerely doomed.

What if I had a bazooka paintball gun?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 12:53 AM
i'd run

what if CQ DIDN'T have those?

CommanderQ
09-27-2009, 12:55 AM
Then I would have no choice but to nuke you.

What if I had no choice?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 12:56 AM
then i'd be dead

what if you DID have a choice?

CommanderQ
09-27-2009, 12:59 AM
Then I'd probably choose the nuke:D

What if my awesomeness blinded you all?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 01:01 AM
well i can still see so....

what if MY awsomness blinded you?

Totenkopf
09-27-2009, 01:02 AM
I'd still find you with the unseen eye that sees all.

What if CQ's nukes were all duds?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 01:04 AM
i would laugh

what if i was really a terrorist?

Totenkopf
09-27-2009, 01:06 AM
Then you're probably in the wrong forum.

What if we were all (except you, of course) secretly memebers of the federal govt looking for jokers like you?

Trench
09-27-2009, 01:09 AM
I'd *classified*...

What if *classified*?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 01:10 AM
then *classified*

what if i had a sweet sig pic?

CommanderQ
09-27-2009, 01:14 AM
Then as Leader of the K-*cough* er-QGB...I would have you assassinated in the name of the People of the *Classified*

What if my legion of invisible Ninja-ChuckNorris-Spies-CommandoSamurai-Spartans were unleashed?

Totenkopf
09-27-2009, 01:16 AM
Then you wouldn't be able to see them right before they ****** you.

What if Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee teamed up together.

Delta 62
09-27-2009, 06:19 AM
They would be an unstoppable force!


what if they mated and had a child?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 09:31 AM
THE INCREDIBLE HULK ON STEROIDS!!!!!!!!!

what if there was a google link to this thread with my name in it? http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1T4ADSA_enUS343US343&q=Te+Je%27karta+Mand%27alor&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

Demongo
09-27-2009, 02:20 PM
nothing:xp:

What if this thread will be closed tomorrow?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 02:23 PM
i will start a new one just like it :p

what if Purifier didn't like my new name?

Delta 62
09-27-2009, 02:24 PM
He would make you pure.....and change it.


What if i wasnt the only Scottish person on LF?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 02:27 PM
you probably aren't...

what if that would make delta happy?

Trench
09-27-2009, 02:28 PM
Then we would have to ask you all the questions about golf and nessie.:xp:

What if I spoke with a perfect Scottish accent?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 02:29 PM
i'd call you Te Scotsie Mandalore :p

what if i missed the name Scavanger :(?

purifier
09-27-2009, 02:32 PM
That'll learn ya. *points finger*


What if I just purified this whole damn thread?

MUHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!

Delta 62
09-27-2009, 02:32 PM
We'll then call you scav!


What if we all Called Scav, Scav?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 02:33 PM
i would much like that

what if we called delta "atled"?

Demongo
09-27-2009, 02:39 PM
Not much.

What if I destroy this thread?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 02:40 PM
well... wouldn't be too much different

what if i had a sore throat?

Delta 62
09-27-2009, 02:45 PM
I would send you a lozenge (what we call soother or throught medicine)



What if LF let me change my name to "Te Scot'sie Mand'alor"?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 02:46 PM
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

what if he couldn't send the medacine in time?

Delta 62
09-27-2009, 02:49 PM
I would use my Super Saxaphone playing powers to magic it into your hand!!!


What if other people listened to "The Killers"?(The most amazing band in the world!)

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 02:50 PM
never heard of it :p

what if they didn't?

Delta 62
09-27-2009, 02:53 PM
Then i would be the only one!!



What if Scav looked up "The Killers",Listened to them and liked them?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 02:54 PM
i wouldn't :p

what if i did?

Delta 62
09-27-2009, 02:56 PM
You woukd agree that there great!


What if I came up with a good What if question?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 02:57 PM
now that IS a good one :thmbup1:

what if he didn't?

Delta 62
09-27-2009, 02:59 PM
I dont KNOW!!!!


What if they let me change my name, because your not aloud to do it twice in 12 months?
Damn you Scav!!!!!You made me want to change my name!!

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 03:00 PM
actualy you can change it every 6 months

what if they DID let him?

Delta 62
09-27-2009, 03:04 PM
they actually might but i have to forfeit all future name changes....!!!!!!!!


What if i did it?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 03:06 PM
you'd have a cool name :p

what if my post count just dropped... 0_o it did

Quanon
09-27-2009, 03:21 PM
Wouldn't look more stupid then you already are :p

What if I was naked in a pressure cooker?

purifier
09-27-2009, 03:36 PM
Then you would dehyrate and become a shriveled up prune and there would be not enough motion lotion in the world to save you Quanon.



What if motion lotion was self-produced by the human body?

Delta 62
09-27-2009, 03:41 PM
wats motion lotion?

What if gingers ruled the world?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 03:42 PM
GAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what if i just yelled?

Quanon
09-27-2009, 04:42 PM
You'dd look like an idiot, wait...

What if, I ignored gravity and floated to the moon, would I get a day, where if everybody celebrates it?

purifier
09-27-2009, 05:48 PM
Then you would be known as The next man in/on the moon.
And we would call your great acheivement "Quamoonon Day"
Thus..on that day, we would celebrate it with the comsuption of cheese, moon pies and spiked R.C. Cola's - along with wild and crazy moon women and, and........ahh........we would...ahhhmmmmmm, yeah that's all I got. :giveup:




What if the moon was really made of cheese?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 06:07 PM
i would become an astronaut

what if submarines were made of oatmeal?

Ping
09-27-2009, 08:16 PM
Then everyone would eat them instead of using them to go underwater.

What if the Beatles actually lived in a Yellow Submarine?

Totenkopf
09-27-2009, 08:28 PM
It would smell a little funky since two f them are now dead. :dev8:

What if the sub weren't yellow b/c of paint?

CommanderQ
09-27-2009, 09:28 PM
Then I'm sure the song would've been the Beatles' biggest bomb of all time.

What if the yellow sub had nuclear missiles?

Totenkopf
09-27-2009, 09:57 PM
They'd have been shaped like yoko ono. :devsmoke:

What if yoko hadn't broken up the Beatles?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-28-2009, 02:07 PM
IDk thats not my buisness

what if Demongo changed his name to :iceburn: ?

Demongo
09-28-2009, 02:23 PM
I would be mad at you Billy:p

What if I would NEVER return here?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-28-2009, 02:36 PM
i would stop saying :iceburn:

what if he DID return here?

Totenkopf
09-28-2009, 04:39 PM
It'd probably be a sign of extreme egotism.

What if you coudn't use :iceburn: in your posts?

Delta 62
09-28-2009, 04:42 PM
the world would be a happier place.....


What if i Was King Of The U.K?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-28-2009, 04:43 PM
i would beg you for money :p
@totenkopf: :iceburn:

what if the :iceburn: was really fire freeze?

purifier
09-28-2009, 11:06 PM
Then it would burn like hell.



What if there were no woman in the world and only men? :eek:

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-28-2009, 11:09 PM
i would cry

what if there were no men in the world and only women?

purifier
09-28-2009, 11:17 PM
Then I would become a lesbo, which is alright with me right now. :raise: Wait a minute.....I'm a man, and I'd rather be a man - what the hell am I thinking.



What if this game get's to be addictive?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-28-2009, 11:28 PM
it already is O_O

what if there is a what if brain washer on this page?

Alkonium
09-29-2009, 11:00 AM
Then we're all probably victims of it by now.

What if Alex Lifeson was the lead singer of Rush instead of Geddy Lee?

Darth Avlectus
09-30-2009, 12:48 AM
Viva Canada! That would be like Rex of Amsterdam becoming the new lead singer of quiet riot.


What if I had a fire whip and had a curse on me that I've had since defeating drac 7 years ago that I was just about to go end? (hint: konami nes game of 1988)

Totenkopf
09-30-2009, 04:19 AM
You'd be on a nostaligia trip.

What if Jules discovered you didn't have the best of intentions b/c you'd put bacon on your Big Kahuna Burger before letting him eat it?

Darth Avlectus
09-30-2009, 11:51 PM
He'd gag and barf b/c he'd discover funny hairs in the burger with more curls than his fro and a funny stinky smell on it as he ate it. And I'm not a bad a shot as that guy in the bathroom, while he's still gagging. I also wouldn't need my own gun since I could disarm him and shoot his friend first whose not paying attention and finish him a split second later b/c he's still puking and in shock. :iceburn:

What if I melted your carpet with a smokin' device called a chemistry set?

Totenkopf
10-01-2009, 05:46 PM
Well, as long as you didn't hurt yourself........just another day's work.

What if you burned yourself with that same experiment?

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
10-02-2009, 09:56 PM
it would hurt

what if TWC was canon O_O

Delta 62
10-03-2009, 05:18 AM
it cant...its impossible


what if Scav didnte get himself banned?

Alkonium
10-04-2009, 12:09 AM
I didn't even know he got banned.

What if you found out that you and your significant other were cheating on each other with the same person?

Tobias Reiper
10-04-2009, 12:19 AM
Well that means one of us is attracted to the same sex...

What if you were secretly God, and you didn't even know?
(Are you?)

Darth Avlectus
10-04-2009, 01:28 AM
Then I'd continue to be a mystery to myself--uh wait, I already am.
(I hope not--not sure I could handle that kind of responsibility if I was.)

What if you kept calling Beavis a buttknockering buttknocker?

purifier
10-06-2009, 01:02 AM
Well, if the shoe fits.............:giveup:



What if there was a buttknockers convention in your hometown?

Tobias Reiper
10-06-2009, 01:34 AM
I would run.
Far.
Far.
Away.

What if I was able to shoot computers out of my fingertips?

purifier
10-06-2009, 01:58 AM
With what........rubberbands?



What if your computer shot back with big black heavy fonts? (New Roman)

Darth Avlectus
10-06-2009, 02:13 AM
I'd ask it if it turned Vato La Bamba on me.

What if I was really Samus Aran? *grips energy whip to fend off the incoming wave of horn dogs*

purifier
10-06-2009, 02:30 AM
*purifier drools* :drool2: STOP TEASING ME DAMNIT! :eyeraise:





What if I was really Jessica Rabbit with bigger bunnys? *purifier drools again*

Darth Avlectus
10-06-2009, 02:35 AM
Then you'd have to be as deformed as some hentai girls I've seen.

What if Exile and Revan were deceived into war against each other by the ancient Sith Emperor?

purifier
10-06-2009, 02:46 AM
Hmmmm, sounds like Kotor 4.



What if you fell in love with a deformed hentai girl?

Totenkopf
10-06-2009, 04:10 AM
It'd just be another day in his life.

What if hentai never existed?

Darth Avlectus
10-06-2009, 04:36 AM
I'd invent it. B/c I am a man of several sick fantasies. And we all know it. :dev11:

What if 'Barf' was real?

Totenkopf
10-06-2009, 06:48 AM
Then there'd be a Pizza the Hut to boot.

What if DV had converted Luke to the DS in episode ESB?

Darth Avlectus
10-06-2009, 08:11 PM
One of the "SW Infinities" scenarios would play out.

What if yo mamma had a wooden leg wit a bird house in it and a glass T***y wit a screw on n****e while livin' in a 2 story Dorito bag?

Alkonium
10-06-2009, 10:14 PM
What?

What if I had understood that?

Totenkopf
10-06-2009, 10:56 PM
Then you'd have told him to stop talking about his own mother that way. So disrespectful.:disaprove:

But what if GTA's mom had all that stuff he was talking about. :smirk2:

purifier
10-06-2009, 11:38 PM
Then she'd be a f**king "Modern Marvel" :raise: in which I would pay for tickets to see.



What if GTA's mom was to put her.. wooden leg (I was gonna say foot) up his arse like Red Forman?

Darth Avlectus
10-07-2009, 11:07 AM
Wouldn't happen b/c she's to decrepit.
@ purifier and Totenkopf: :swear: I'm a kick your old decrepit arses!
@ Alkonium: Say What Again--SAY_WHAT_A-GAIN!

What if Leatherface and mick foley were one and the same?

Quanon
10-13-2009, 06:39 PM
I don't know who that are, so I wouldn't be suprised it was something rather bad for the world.

What if, I what if'ed something iffe-able?

Totenkopf
10-14-2009, 12:33 AM
If I answered your question, you might find out.

What if this game werre called "Say what?"

Trench
10-14-2009, 07:20 PM
Say what?

What if I hacked into LF and turned all your avatars into smurfs?

Alkonium
10-14-2009, 07:27 PM
I'd unhack it, because I'm clever.

What if the surviving Beatles decided to get back together?

purifier
10-14-2009, 11:04 PM
Sounds good, but it just wouldn't be the same without John and George. :(




What if you could nuke a real hackers computer from your end that sends to you or me (on our computers), malicous software, trogans, spyware, and any virus, etc?

:swear: (Sons-of-a-bitches must pay!)

Trench
10-14-2009, 11:11 PM
I would make the intrawebz a safer place.:devburn:

What if you were *whispers in ear*?

Alkonium
10-14-2009, 11:24 PM
I honestly don't know.

What if I had just caused a fixed point in time to not occur properly?

Trench
10-15-2009, 12:07 AM
Then- Then- Then- *static*

What if Alkonium hadn't done that?

Alkonium
10-15-2009, 03:35 PM
Doesn't matter, that's not a what if question?

What if said fixed point directly involved you?

Totenkopf
10-15-2009, 06:25 PM
Then TMM would be in deep trouble.

What if you had your very own Tardis and it got stuck between dimensions?

GeneralPloKoon
10-15-2009, 06:43 PM
Id declare the stuck point a new dimension called stucka....something.

What if someone just ate the last Resees' peanut butter cup, and threw it up?

purifier
10-15-2009, 07:23 PM
Then it would start a chain reaction, in which it would go something like this....
:barf: :barf2::barf2: :barf: :barf2: :barf: :barf2: :barf:


:ugh:

(Ooo the humanity!)




What if chocolate was like Vigra?

Alkonium
10-15-2009, 07:44 PM
What's Vigra? Is it like Viagra?

What if I just let spelling errors like that slide?

Totenkopf
10-15-2009, 10:23 PM
Then you'd no longer be a grammar nazi.

What if Alkonium morphed into GTA?

Alkonium
10-15-2009, 10:54 PM
As if one wasn't bad enough!

What if Doctor Who moved to BBC Scotland for Steven Moffat's tenure as executive producer?

Darth Avlectus
10-16-2009, 10:08 PM
Since I have barely watched Doctor Who, and only built a voice modulation 555 timer circuit to make the "dalek" voice...I couldn't tell ya... Sorry.

What if The various companies whose characters have wound up on M.U.G.E.N. in some form or another over the years decided to cooperate and release a game using (as you can guess) the M.U.G.E.N. engine?

purifier
12-03-2009, 03:06 AM
That would be epic and maybe a hellva alot better than the orignals.


What if I resurrect this game thread?


(Ahem! *whistles innocently*)

Darth Avlectus
12-03-2009, 04:49 PM
Then I guess you're next for ....BURGER TAG! *Throws wad of burger meat, jumps behind counter*

What if you just found out your dog has worms--because it has groomed its arse end so bad it's smearing on your carpet every time it has to scoot?

Ping
12-03-2009, 05:36 PM
Then we'd have more fun.

What if I was actually motivated to do stuff like fan-fic writing or modding?

Darth Avlectus
12-03-2009, 07:38 PM
^^^A>(if that's a jab)Oh yea, Ha ha. Very funny.
B> You'd probably surpass me... at the moment.
C> I don't suppose you know the pinout of a proprietary 24 pin DIP Zenith horizontal Deflection IC?

What if there was a DarkStalkers 4 for new gen consoles?

Ping
12-05-2009, 05:22 PM
^Oh, not a jab, I'm kind of making fun of myself, actually.

What if there was a DarkStalkers 4 for new gen consoles?

Then I'd be creeped out.

What if some snow came along and gave everyone a white Christmas?

Darth Avlectus
12-06-2009, 06:23 PM
Oh JOY! :D

^Oh, not a jab, I'm kind of making fun of myself, actually.
Oh, okay. :p

Then I'd be creeped out.
http://lacofradiags.iespana.es/morrigan-aensland-8.jpg
You mean you wouldn't want a piece of that?
http://surbrook.devermore.net/adaptationsvideogame/femmesfatale/hsienko01.jpg
How about a Chinese vampire, then?

What if I made a custom lightsaber IRL and posted about it in ahto last night? :dev9:

purifier
12-06-2009, 09:19 PM
http://lacofradiags.iespana.es/morrigan-aensland-8.jpg
You mean you wouldn't want a piece of that?
http://surbrook.devermore.net/adaptationsvideogame/femmesfatale/hsienko01.jpg
How about a Chinese vampire, then?
:drool2:
I'd tap it......Ahem!..(both).




What if I made a custom lightsaber IRL and posted about it in ahto last night? :dev9:

:confused: Hell....I thought you did.
(Btw, what color is it?)


What if GTA accidentally blinded himself with that thing?

Totenkopf
12-08-2009, 11:19 AM
It'd probably be the real reason he's stuck on his fan fic. :xp:

What if pics people posted in LF actually showed up ALL the time? (hint: what's the pic of above the "chinese vampire")

Darth Avlectus
12-08-2009, 03:44 PM
Then the more malevolent DarkStalkers would be consuming us alive until the more noble ones took them out, only to decide later on that they would consume us next.

What if Saber Craftsmanship is one of the more fun reasons my fic is going so slow? :p

purifier
12-11-2009, 11:09 PM
Maybe you go from one extreme to another, which can prevent you from completeing your goals; which is what I usually do myself. ;)





What if GTA opened up his own school for Saber Crafting?

Ping
12-12-2009, 10:36 AM
Then everyone would have a lightsaber.

What if lightsabers were real?

Darth Avlectus
12-12-2009, 11:00 PM
I'd have to put a restriction on them because it's already bad enough we have governments who covet our rights, the last thing we need is a fascistic regime using lightsabers on the people to subjugate them. Plus I don't think if I had a crafter's guild that my conscience would allow me to live with enabling government (or a-holes) in that way.

What if people wanted to get into saber crafting as it is here on LF?

purifier
12-24-2009, 03:47 AM
Sounds like fun, and then they could call us "SaberCrafters". You know, kind like.. "LensCrafters".





What if I were to say "WHAT" one more gawdamn time.

Delta 62
12-24-2009, 07:56 AM
The worl would be pure-i-fied


What if this game was never made up?

Darth Avlectus
12-26-2009, 02:15 AM
Then I'd have to make it up and I'd make up another game called petting thy wookiee. :iceburn: :xp:

What if I had a rival on this site?

Totenkopf
12-26-2009, 08:17 AM
It would get rated "M" or even XXX. :devsmoke:

What if Vader talked Jules?

Darth Avlectus
12-28-2009, 01:42 AM
I'd let people come to their own conclusions but I think I'd like it.......:D

What if you thought you needed the robitussin because you think jesus electrified you to the floor? (Hint: ASDF Dual Paradox, PyramidFace87's channel on youtube--the episode starting out where Deus Ex is having problems with the DVD player.;))

Darth Avlectus
03-01-2010, 01:49 AM
The **** would be SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!

What if you had a pretty mouth?

Holty1-5
03-20-2010, 06:02 PM
i would ask a better question :D

What would you do if it rained garden gnombs (Hope thats spelt right :D)

Darth Avlectus
03-22-2010, 02:56 AM
I'd wait till the storm was over and then come out with a chainsaw. Those gnomes would never know what hitcut them until it was too late.

What if Hal went running across a parking lot wearing nothing but a pink thong in the middle of winter?

Totenkopf
03-22-2010, 03:28 AM
I'd hope that Hal was actually a hot female and had fooled us into thinking she was a guy on the forums. Otherwise, there'd be a lot of this going on: :barf2:

What if a hot babe, instead of Hal, did it in a grass skirt instead of a thong?