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Litofsky
11-15-2008, 03:38 PM
Rather straightforward, everyone. What'd be the best way to die, in your opinion?

Astor
11-15-2008, 03:39 PM
With my boots on... o_Q

adamqd
11-15-2008, 03:48 PM
^^^ up the Irons

I'm gonna live forever

jrrtoken
11-15-2008, 04:15 PM
Being pelted with bullets by a ginormous Gatling gun. Just the thought of being turned into Swiss cheese in several milliseconds brings me great satisfaction, and lulz. :D

Pho3nix
11-15-2008, 04:16 PM
OD on heroin.

*edit*

I forgot about fatal orgasm.

Keep it PG-13, my loves. --Jae

Ctrl Alt Del
11-15-2008, 04:32 PM
Doing the thing you like to do most.

LordOfTheFish
11-15-2008, 07:38 PM
With my boots on... o_Q

How surprising... :lol:

On the toilet.

Miltiades
11-15-2008, 08:54 PM
Legendary Survivor title, here I come (cf. Guild Wars). If I do die, it doesn't matter as long as there's a girl in the room.

Da_man
11-15-2008, 10:50 PM
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Tommycat
11-15-2008, 11:54 PM
Well I'm sure it varies from person to person, but for me the best way to die is in the defense of another. Hopefully quickly. I hate long waits.

Or maybe after a winning run on a drag strip.

I certainly hope you aren't looking for ideas to use on yourself.

Da_man
11-16-2008, 12:00 AM
Suicide is not the answer.

Dying for something you believe in is.

Litofsky
11-16-2008, 12:01 AM
I certainly hope you aren't looking for ideas to use on yourself.

That would be a negative. I just wanted to see what other people thought. Me, personally, I'd rather some natural way. A bullet (or any other man-made object of such) doesn't appeal to me, specifically. In fact, dying in bed (as an old person) would be nice. :p

Tommycat
11-16-2008, 12:15 AM
Sorry for the assumption, I've just seen these kinds of threads made by people contemplating suicide and looking for the best way to do it. Just making sure you wouldn't end up as one of them. Regardless these kinds of threads are somewhat dangerous. They may be read by someone looking for that answer.

Jason Skywalker
11-16-2008, 07:10 AM
Saving mankind...

And then realizing i am already dead.

Serpentine Cougar
11-16-2008, 09:23 AM
By a lightsaber!

Sabretooth
11-16-2008, 09:41 AM
With my boots on... o_Q
Woot! Up the Irons! :D


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Woot! Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal ftw! :D

Suicide is not the answer.

Dying for something you believe in is.
Well, I believe in myself. o_Q I also believe that suicide is a perfectly valid decision, folks. Well, except if that whole religion and God thing turns out to be real. Then you're screwed big time.


If you're talking practical suicide ideas, I've always fancied dying by jumping off a skyscraper. That must feel beautiful. As would dying off by jumping off a plane or something high above.

In fantasy, I'd like to die performing in a mother****ing loud metal concert, just after finishing the most goddamn greatest blastbeat or solo in metal history.

El Sitherino
11-16-2008, 05:42 PM
I wanna die doing rips from the bong with jmac.

Rev7
11-16-2008, 06:05 PM
Fighting for something that you believe in.

Or silently in your sleep...

Ctrl Alt Del
11-16-2008, 06:10 PM
In fact, dying in bed (as an old person) would be nice. :p

Seriously? I would hate to die of age. Invalid, I mean.

Litofsky
11-16-2008, 06:16 PM
Seriously? I would hate to die of age. Invalid, I mean.

Not the best choice, admittedly, but, in my opinion, much better than getting shot, stabbed, etc. Rather, doing what you like most would be best, in my opinion.

GwannaSauna
11-16-2008, 09:29 PM
Protecting my country from an evil force, telling my platoon to get to the chopper while I fend off some (insert evil force from any era here) with a 60's-era light machine gun, eventually getting shot and lying thinking my last thoughts... :D

Somewhat like Courage Under Fire without the desert, M16 and bombing

Weiser_Cain
11-17-2008, 02:20 AM
In bed surrounded by loved ones... Exploding. How's that for mud in your eye?

TKA-001
11-17-2008, 10:09 AM
Being incinerated in a nuclear explosion that I set off in order to destroy a secret terrorist organization's hidden underground lair. In other words, the sort of death that James Bond would expect.

Sabretooth
11-17-2008, 01:10 PM
In bed surrounded by loved ones... Exploding. How's that for mud in your eye?
I like your metaphors, you naughty boy. :naughty:

Nedak
11-17-2008, 07:02 PM
Old age

LordOfTheFish
11-17-2008, 10:53 PM
Depends upon what you consider, "old?"

Hallucination
11-17-2008, 11:31 PM
Singing Wow I Can Get Sexual Too by Say Anything.





To Godzilla and/or Nazis.

Da_man
11-17-2008, 11:43 PM
*sings*

Oh no, they say he's got to go
Go go Godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Godzilla, yeah!

[/Blue Oyster Cult]

It would be cool to die by Godzilla.

Or killed in TF2-related way, like being nailed by a medics syringe gun.

[/AWESOME]

Nedak
11-18-2008, 12:34 AM
Depends upon what you consider, "old?"

88.

but I still have my wits, and it wasn't from cancer. My heart explodes in the middle of the night.

Q
11-18-2008, 01:08 AM
Well, this is a pleasant topic. :p

Lethal injection. A permanent trip to Dreamland.

"Don't fear the Reaper."

Samnmax221
11-18-2008, 01:10 AM
Hail of gun fire.

LordOfTheFish
11-18-2008, 04:23 PM
Hail of gun fire.

I'd rather be squished.

JoeDoe 2.0
11-18-2008, 05:29 PM
While sleeping, a peaceful death

TriggerGod
11-18-2008, 07:34 PM
lol Qliv. My friends and I were talking about the best way to do that just today as well! (and later, one of the friends thought we started a new meme during last period :p) I kept telling them up-down is better then left-right.

Anyways, the best way to die...
On a world inhabited by womens (http://www.exitmundi.nl/giggle.htm) :p

Tommycat
11-20-2008, 03:04 AM
Hehe thought of a really good one...

Dieing while writing a note saying, "The 80 million in gold is buried by the old..."

Ctrl Alt Del
11-20-2008, 09:05 AM
On a world inhabited by womens (http://www.exitmundi.nl/giggle.htm) :p

Thank God I'm born already.

Det. Bart Lasiter
11-24-2008, 09:17 PM
I wanna die doing rips from the bong with jmac.chyeah i was saying last night i want to just melt into my chair and float around in fluffy space forever

Jae Onasi
11-25-2008, 04:07 PM
chyeah i was saying last night i want to just melt into my chair and float around in fluffy space forever
Kinda like in Wall-E? ;P

CommanderQ
11-25-2008, 04:14 PM
If I were to die, I'd like to die of od age in my sleep, the honorable way for a warrior to go...

But I must be 105 by the time I die, no younger....:D

El Sitherino
11-25-2008, 05:37 PM
Kinda like in Wall-E? ;P

Absolutely.

Rabish Bini
12-01-2008, 11:34 PM
Shot, in the face, from point blank range, with a bazooka, that shoots wild piranhas, which are vegetarian

:D

Paddythegreat
12-04-2008, 06:27 PM
In the most painful way possible (quickly though) id liek to see how that would feel, im gonna die anyway :?

Blix
12-23-2008, 02:09 PM
After making love to Jessica Alba


(yes, I said it)

Fredi
12-23-2008, 05:48 PM
Hmm I hope sleeping, I don't wanna feel pain. :D

TheRogueForums
12-24-2008, 04:37 AM
The best way to transform into the force is by going out in a hail of enemy fire, defending a small village or something of moral principle. Die defending the weak, leave a legacy.

Fredi
12-24-2008, 10:57 PM
The best way to transform into the force is by going out in a hail of enemy fire, defending a small village or something of moral principle. Die defending the weak, leave a legacy.

A tear just came out of my eye.

Rabish Bini
01-01-2009, 01:41 AM
After making love to Jessica Alba
:drool1:

(yes, I said it)
+10 awesome points

Blix
01-08-2009, 07:52 PM
+10 awesome points

Thank-you good sir! :D

Bee Hoon
02-25-2009, 04:36 AM
By turning into a supernova. If I'm going down, I'm taking LF with me ;p

leXX
02-25-2009, 04:59 AM
Fighting ninja's.

Mav
02-25-2009, 11:59 AM
Fighting leXX. Those lasers are deadly.

CommanderQ
02-25-2009, 12:37 PM
By turning into a supernova. If I'm going down, I'm taking LF with me ;p

Hee hee, Kamikaze style....

I think my second version of death would be....

...my parachute failing while trying to evacuate a plane from ten-thousand feet in the air...the bright side of this, it's one heckuva a ride down...:D

leXX
02-25-2009, 12:42 PM
Fighting leXX. Those lasers are deadly.

:naughty:

adamqd
02-25-2009, 02:12 PM
Like Ganner... (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Image:GannersLastStand.jpg)

itchythesamurai
02-25-2009, 05:54 PM
Hmm, I wouldn't mind going out like Leon at the end of The Professional. That was pretty awesome. (4IERGQCdsgk)

Darth Eclipse
03-01-2009, 08:41 AM
I'd like to die by jumping in front of the president right when someone just shot at him and instead of the bullet hitting the president it would hit me. This, of course, does not apply to the USA's current president. Seriously.

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
03-01-2009, 11:24 AM
when the world end, i'm going to live. i'll just pack a ton of peanuts, and go outside with my thumb up for aliens to pick me up and recite their awfull poetry to me.... if the universe was in peril... then we'll talk death...

TSR
03-08-2009, 11:58 AM
In Afghanistan.

Famous last words including: "LEEEEROOOOOOYYYY JEEEENNNKIIIINSSSSS"

leXX
03-08-2009, 06:28 PM
Famous last words including: "LEEEEROOOOOOYYYY JEEEENNNKIIIINSSSSS"

Hmm yes, I think I'd like my famous last words to be "At least I've got chicken!". :D

Darth Avlectus
03-10-2009, 01:21 AM
Not sure. I've tempted death a few times.


Either in a blaze of glory of some kind.......

A spectacular fall.
A fantastic wreck.
Maybe disintegrated. There is any number of things that can do it. HVAC, or maybe a giant laser...or an explosion....... Little to no mess...in one case I'd be nothing but a puff of vapor in the wind. Only thing left would be my shoes and clothes...if a bit charred.
In combat, or defense of another.
Heroic.
Since lightsabers don't exist yet...by a sword.
OR a gun.
Or I guess doing whatever it is that I love to do.
Maybe in love lock with my sweetie. :naughty: If not in a full Harem orgy.

Or calmly in a quiet surrounding with all else taken care of. In my favorite spot. Or something of significance like that.


However, I am glad for my life. Take the good with the bad.