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Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 01:01 AM
Here's one to try if you like ;) Come up with a totally fake/ridiculous quote or phrase, feel free to make up its author and source too. Or it could even be something you actually have said

Reach for greatness!

I'll go first:

"Let he who is without stones, cast the first stone" -Timmy of Nazareth 23AD

mtfbwya

Alkonium
02-21-2009, 01:11 AM
This is actually something I've really said, but here goes.
"When life gives you lemons, eat them." - Me, 2008

Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 01:24 AM
yep. you can indeed quote yourself. *edits 'rules'*

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''Meesa Horny Ani" - Jar Jar Binks. Deleted Scene. The Phantom Menace

mtfbwya

urluckyday
02-21-2009, 01:59 AM
Alkonium, not to copy you, but I actually did say this just the other day.
"When life's got you down, make lemonade." :( I'm stupid...lol.

Alkonium
02-21-2009, 02:14 AM
How I think a certain scene from LOST should have played out
John Locke: Why do find it so hard to believe?
Jack Shephard: Blind faith is for idiots!
John: I'm not an idiot!
Jack: Yeah, you are.

Bokken
02-21-2009, 03:05 AM
"Badger Badger Badger Badger A Snake A Snake A Snake Badger Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Mushroom"

--Darktears, Aardwolf
February 21, 2009

"And God gave unto Student a great gift, the gift of napping. God said to him, "You shall spend half your day napping. You shall nap in class, in your room and in your friend’s room. And God said, if you don’t nap, you will not be able to stay up all night drinking." And Student said, "Nap I shall", and it was good."

--The Book of Genesis

Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 04:04 AM
"Sneak up on your enemy, face backside towards him, unleash destruction"

-The Art of Fart by Sun Tzu

mtfbwya

Rabish Bini
02-21-2009, 04:43 AM
"THIS. IS. STAMFORD BRIDGE!!"
-Me, last week

;)

Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 07:08 AM
"THIS. IS. SPAAARKPLUGS!!!!"

-Leonidas. My Mechanic diagnosing my car troubles last week

mtfbwya

Chevron 7 locke
02-21-2009, 10:29 AM
When Life gets you down...who the (Bleep) wants Lemons?! Have some cookies man! -Me (2008/2009)

Alkonium
02-21-2009, 11:21 AM
"Sneak up on your enemy, face backside towards him, unleash destruction"

-The Art of Fart by Sun Tzu

mtfbwya

Shouldn't that be The Fart of War?

"Behind this mask there is more than just flesh Mr. Creedy. There my skull, and my brain." - V, V for Vendetta.

Astrotoy7
02-21-2009, 11:52 AM
Shouldn't that be The Fart of War?

Yes, that sounds better :D

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"You can throw a horse into water, but you can make it sink" -Anonymous, 245AD

mtfbwya

Bokken
02-21-2009, 01:51 PM
"America, I have not been entirely honest with you. I did gagoogity that girl. I gashmoigatied her gaflaygitty with my googus, and I am sorry.

--Bill Clinton

Hallucination
02-21-2009, 02:08 PM
I can has rainbow!

-windu6

If you've been around Ahto long enough you'd get it.

JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan
02-22-2009, 12:14 AM
"Reality pays no attention to Opinion."

-me

Da_man
02-22-2009, 01:59 AM
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then we must fight."
~ Sun Tzu

Astrotoy7
02-22-2009, 09:18 AM
''And thence came The Three Chipmunks of The Apocalypse- Alvin, Simon, Theodore..." -Book of Revelation

mtfbwya

Alkonium
02-22-2009, 06:53 PM
"If fifty million people say a foolish thing, maybe it's not so foolish."

EnderWiggin
02-22-2009, 09:39 PM
I can has rainbow!

-windu6

If you've been around Ahto long enough you'd get it.

:lol:

I've apparently been around long enough :xp:

_EW_

Astrotoy7
02-22-2009, 09:56 PM
"Anyone who quotes me again is going to be in BIG trouble" -Anon.1927

mtfbwya

Alkonium
02-23-2009, 09:24 AM
Though still a good quote, it's some thing I came up with myself.

"Contrary to popular belief, the majority can be wrong." - Me, 2009.

Bokken
02-23-2009, 09:46 AM
And Student asked of his bathroom habit and God told him, "Student, you shall eat in the Cafeteria and you shall poop a lot. And it will not be good poop, it will be the poop of the devil for your ass shall burn for hours. Your school shall put laxatives in their food and you shall feel their pain." And Student began to weep, and God said unto him, "Student, fear not the poop, for all your fellow students will be experiencing the same." And Student dried his eyes and thanked God and God told him to use Wet Ones to ease the pain.

Astrotoy7
02-23-2009, 05:12 PM
"Luke, This is your fathers frilly pink ballet dress....... Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldnt allow it....an elegant dress for a man, from a more civilised age" Obi Wan Kenobi. Early draft. Star Wars A New Hope.

mtfbwya

Marius Fett
02-23-2009, 05:44 PM
'And so, my bretheren we must march to glory, amidst the gangly wobblebottom forests of pingpongpoo!'

--Cecil Fartleberry - Just now...

Alkonium
02-23-2009, 06:01 PM
"One thing you can't do, is hold your liquor." - The Doctor to The Master, Doctor Who, Last of the Time Lords, 2007

Astrotoy7
02-25-2009, 07:05 AM
"A RONG RIME ARO, IN A RARAXY FA FA ARAY" -Excerpt from Engrish (http://www.engrish.com/) novelisation of Star Wars: ANH

mtfbwya

Bokken
02-25-2009, 03:49 PM
"My name is Oobedoob Kenoobi."
"What's your middle name?"
"Scoobydooby."

--Oonoonimoos.

Alkonium
02-25-2009, 09:27 PM
"One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, I really don't care what the hell you do." - The Doctor, Doctor Who, The Dalek Invasion of Earth, 1964.

Astrotoy7
02-26-2009, 05:16 AM
Confucius Say "Angry Monkey always have powerful arms, much poop"

mtfbwya

Bokken
02-26-2009, 02:04 PM
"Of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: 'I have to pee.'"

John Yellowgrass Cleverier.

Astrotoy7
02-26-2009, 06:59 PM
"I used to bullseye sewer rats after using my Toilet back home, theyre not much bigger than .32 metres!"

mtfbwya

Alkonium
03-02-2009, 10:18 AM
"If at first you don't succeed, you fail." - GLaDOS

Astrotoy7
03-04-2009, 02:45 AM
''It's not the destination that matters, it's having enough batteries in your GPS"

mtfbwya

Marius Fett
03-04-2009, 11:56 AM
'It was as though a million pigeons suddenly cried out in terror'

-Obi Wanker Nobi (<-:lol:)

Ztalker
03-04-2009, 06:43 PM
"I'll be back...with a new pipe."

Randy the repairman, from The Radiator.

Alkonium
03-04-2009, 07:44 PM
"You'll find that most of the truths we cling to are wrong." - Obi-Wan Kenobi

Astrotoy7
03-07-2009, 02:51 AM
''Pleesa helpa meesa commit painful suicide Ani!" -Phantom Menace Fanscript

mtfbwya

Marius Fett
03-09-2009, 08:13 PM
'The Fork will be with you... Always... And so will the knife, spatula and the spoon!'

--Ben Kenobi

Chevron 7 locke
03-09-2009, 10:51 PM
Once in a great while...A certain pair of pants are found...pants that represent greatness and truth of spirit

- Me

Astrotoy7
03-10-2009, 04:03 AM
"I came, I saw, I spent many hours on the can later on." Julio Cesario, Taco conossioeur

mtfbwya

Alkonium
03-10-2009, 12:41 PM
This is a real quote, but still
"Ok Freeman, be adequate!" Sheckley, Half-Life 2: Episode Two

Astrotoy7
03-10-2009, 01:47 PM
-"Look Sir, Droids!"
-''What makes you say that?"
-"Isn't this a restraining bolt or something?"
-"Ugh, you're such geek."
-"You're so mean!" *runs away crying* -ANH. Deleted Dialogue

mtfbwya

Bokken
03-10-2009, 02:23 PM
"Don't ever...be...alone.

Private Caboose/O'Mally

CommanderQ
03-10-2009, 02:57 PM
Ohh..this looks fun..

Obi-Wan: Padme, Yoda knows about you and Anakin.

Padme: Oh no...

Obi-Wan: And I must say, Yoda is fiercely jealous...

Deleted Scene from "Revenge of the Sith" :D

Astrotoy7
03-10-2009, 06:26 PM
''when I was a youngling, play with myself I did. Stunt my growth it has. . . '' -Yoda

mtfbwya

CommanderQ
03-10-2009, 07:12 PM
They always made fun of the bald guy back in my younger days, Anakin. Then I decided that the bald guy could beat the force out of them. This lesson, Anakin, don't make fun of bald guys.

-Mace Windu, shortly before being electrocuted and thrown out the window

LordJhredmo
03-10-2009, 10:37 PM
"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, some guys in plastic got mad at some hobos and shot them apart, but ended up getting their dumb little space station blow'd up."

-Anonymous Star Wars-hater

Astrotoy7
03-11-2009, 10:32 AM
"I find your lack of plaits disturbing!" -Vader giving an inspirational speech to Girl Guides

mtfbwya

CommanderQ
03-11-2009, 11:22 AM
"Oh no, you didn't!! *snaps fingers* "

-Darth Vader, after watching the Death Star explode

Bokken
03-11-2009, 11:56 AM
"Luke's not gay, he's just a little bi-curious."

-Dann Boeing, Battle of the Titans

CommanderQ
03-11-2009, 12:04 PM
"You know that guy who blew up the Death Star?

Who? The geek with the bad haircut? Yeah I know him."

-Random pilot to Wedge Antilles in a deleted scene of Episode V

Alkonium
03-11-2009, 01:24 PM
"Drop your pants! I said drop 'em." - Battle Droid to Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi , Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

Astrotoy7
03-16-2009, 10:21 AM
"The Needs of the Many, outweigh the needs of my poo" -Original Spock Death Scene, set in the Toilet of the USS Enterprise

mtfbwya

CommanderQ
03-16-2009, 01:57 PM
We shall fight them on the beaches! We shall fight them in the fields! We shall fight them at Tea Time!! Well, maybe not....

-Winston Churchill's famous speech, before proofreading....

Astrotoy7
03-18-2009, 08:58 AM
"POINDEXTERRRRRRRR!" -Capt Kirk, Original script of Star Trek II, before name change of main villain to 'Khan'

mtfbwya

CommanderQ
03-18-2009, 12:00 PM
Kirk: Beam me up, Scotty.

Scotty: No.

-Original Script of Star Trek, with original Scotty actor, who was later fired due to not following script.

Alkonium
03-25-2009, 09:01 AM
"The world will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll whisper, 'I just farted'" - Rorschach, Two and a Half Watchmen

CommanderQ
03-25-2009, 12:42 PM
"GIVE ME LIBERTY!! OR GIVE ME TEA!!"

-Patrick Henry's fateful first attempt at a speech, the English gladly sent him tea.

Astrotoy7
03-27-2009, 02:04 AM
"GIVE ME LIBERTY AND LET ME PEE!" The Bladder to the Kidney, after a long night of drinking

mtfbwya

CommanderQ
03-27-2009, 02:23 AM
"Four Score and Seven Years ago, our forefather's won some land in the New World in a game of dice...."

-First Draft of Abe Lincoln's Gettysburg address, was burned shortly after

Astrotoy7
03-27-2009, 02:28 AM
"She must have hidden the plans in the mini bar...hic.... good work commander...hic.... I will deal with this myself....hic...." -Drunk Vader, Darth Vader's unreliable assistant. Cut after third draft of A New Hope.

mtfbwya

CommanderQ
03-27-2009, 02:31 AM
Tattoine, Tusken Raider Camp

Shmi Skywalker: ANNIE!!

Anakin: ARGH!! STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! *Swings lightsaber*

-Original Dark Side script for Episode II: Attack of the Clones, written by George Lucas shortly before being locked in a room.

Astrotoy7
03-27-2009, 01:48 PM
''General Kenobi...years ago you sliced up my father in the clone wars....'' -Holo Leia who knew the truth

mtfbwya

CommanderQ
03-27-2009, 01:53 PM
Luke: Is Darth Vader my father?

Dying Yoda: Well? Tell you what, did he? Hmpf. Believe him not do you? HMPF. Fine Father-son relationship you have...

Luke: Yoda!! He chopped off my hand!

Yoda: It's imperative you understand...he's your father! He's yo father!!! *Breaks down into wrap song*

-Original Death scene, George Lucas thought it would lighten the mood, someone burned the script shortly after reading

Alkonium
03-30-2009, 12:53 AM
"The dark side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities, like the ability to kick some serious ass!" - Palpatine

CommanderQ
03-30-2009, 12:57 AM
Obi: "That's no moon."

Luke: *busts out laughing* Of course not!! It doesn't have the other side!!

Han: Idiot.

C-3P0: Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior...

Chewbacca: RROAAR!! {Trans: YOU'RE SO WEIRD, YOU FREAK! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!!}

-Deleted scene, was considered to stupid to be even documented.

Alkonium
03-30-2009, 12:59 AM
"And then they made me their chef." - Jack Sparrow

CommanderQ
03-30-2009, 01:07 AM
Sallah: What? You were named after the dog?! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dr. Henry Jones Sr: As a matter of fact! He was! HAHAHAAH!

Indiana Jones: I hate my name.

-Original ending to The Last Crusade

Astrotoy7
04-03-2009, 12:15 PM
"Sooooo.... you have a twin sister. Youre feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Im all robotic in the pants area y'know....." -Darth Vader. Deleted Dialogue. ROTJ:SE

mtfbwya

CommanderQ
04-03-2009, 12:30 PM
"Yo....dis party is OVAAAHHHHHHHHHH"

-Original Mace Windu dialogue, George Lucas wanted to convey some culture via a purple lightsaber..

Astrotoy7
04-03-2009, 12:52 PM
"Thats it kiss her... mmmm... she's your sister, but Im not tellin you yet... mmmmm...."

-Thoughts of a perverted young George Lucas when Leia smooches with Luke on Hoth base Medical Bay

http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc288/Astrotoy7/Kissin.jpg

mtfbwya

CommanderQ
04-03-2009, 12:55 PM
Han: When Luke gets back, I won't get in the way...

Leia: No, it's not like that, he's my brother....

Han: *totally surprise and is thinking hard* Wait....that means....and the Hoth kiss.......EEEEHHHHH!!!! *Throws up and runs away*


-The second script George Lucas wrote, trying to convey how someone would really react

Astrotoy7
04-05-2009, 05:51 AM
"As the new Grand Chancellor of The Republic, my first act will be to create a Grand Army of Hot Twilek College Girl Mudwrestlers, and make a holo-vid of them 'Going Wild'
-Chancellor Palpatine. AOTC. Sealed Edition.

mtfbwya

CommanderQ
04-05-2009, 12:31 PM
"As you can see...the Jedi attack has left me scarred and deformed.....but no matter! Plastic surgery will do the job!"

-Emperor Palpatine's original Inaugaration of the Empire speech

Darth Avlectus
04-09-2009, 02:18 AM
Amidala:" So this is how idiot-ocracy dies, with thunderous applause. "


Butt-Head: Uhh sewage? That doesn't come out of the ground, it comes from, like toilets. Uh-huhuh.
(continue it if you know the episode)

CommanderQ
04-09-2009, 02:50 AM
Obi-Wan's voice: Luke....use the force....

Luke: Hmm? What was that?

Obi-Wan's voice: I said....use the force....

Luke: I'm sorry...there's a voice in my head...what did you say?

Obi-Wan's voice: ARRGGGHHHH!!! USE THE FORCE, DAG NAMMIT!!


-Deleted scene from A New Hope

Astrotoy7
04-09-2009, 04:42 AM
'Oota Goota Supa Computa Solo" -Greedo Scene with Han Solo as droid

mtfbwya

CommanderQ
04-09-2009, 12:38 PM
Boba Fett: He's no good to me dead...

Darth Vader: Don't worry, he's no good to us dead either....

Boba Fett: Woah.....that was not planned...


-Boba Fett trying to work his extra pay scheme, deleted scene

Astrotoy7
04-11-2009, 02:20 PM
*Vader kneels before a holoprojection of The Emperor*
http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc288/Astrotoy7/empholo.jpg

"What is thy bidding, my master?"

"Lord Vader, there is a great disturbance in the Force"

"I have felt it, Master"

"We have a knew enemy, Larry the Laxative Clown"

"But...he is just a clown"

"He could destroy us both...my cloak would be soiled, and your leg circuits would fry"

"If he could be turned.........he would become a powerful ally"

"Can it be done?"

"He will join us, or our butts become pies, Master...."
-Day 124. Shooting Script Notes. TESB.

mtfbwya

Alkonium
04-11-2009, 02:23 PM
"Give a man a fish, and he'll stink up the whole town. Give a man a fishing rod, and he'll poke your eye out."

CommanderQ
04-11-2009, 03:13 PM
"Why is it that everything that goes up, comes down? It's because nothing freakin' flys yet!!"

Sir Isaac Newton's first theory on gravity

Totenkopf
04-21-2009, 05:36 AM
"Thank God we smell like sh*t already."

anonymous French soldier in 1940.

CommanderQ
04-21-2009, 12:38 PM
"Men! When we charge...we....ummm....CHARGE!"

-Napoleon Bonaparte, Battle of Waterloo, probably the reason he lost

Totenkopf
04-26-2009, 01:59 PM
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a flying f*ck."

Original last line of Gone With The Wind.

CommanderQ
04-26-2009, 07:09 PM
Vader: Luke, I am your Father!

Luke: Now that my friend, is total bull.

Vader: Well, not exactly...you see{goes on and on for three hours of dialogue}

-Original Father-Son sequence of Ep. 5, there was a reason the writer was hanged shortly afterward.

Totenkopf
05-06-2009, 01:32 AM
"I shall....hey quit mugging for the camera, gdmanit, this is serious....return."

-Next to last take of MacArthur's pledge to return to the Philippines.

Darth Avlectus
05-06-2009, 01:45 AM
Life suck and then you...uhhh... wait...what was that last part?

Unknown clichee...and I'm worse than it b/c I'm a dumbass who got wrong...ON PURPOSE!

Rats! Oh Rats! (dives into the pile of hay in my garbage can)

CommanderQ
05-06-2009, 11:35 AM
Admiral Yamamoto: I believe all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant and filled him with a terrible resolve.

Personal Assistant: *looks at paper* That wasn't on the script.

Admiral Yamamoto: Well, duh, of course it's not on the script. I'm trying to improvise..do you think I should turn this way, this is my good angle......

-Original un-documented saying by Admiral Yamamoto after the Attack at Pearl Harbor, there was a reason he didn't become a movie star.

Alkonium
05-07-2009, 02:20 AM
"The Force will be with you, sometimes."

Totenkopf
05-07-2009, 02:43 AM
To be or not to be....say, who wrote this sh*t anyway?

Darth Avlectus
05-07-2009, 03:54 AM
In the name of the galactic senate of...wait a sec. Hey Kit, in what name are we arresting him for again?

Totenkopf
05-07-2009, 05:40 AM
"Bite me."

Fred's last words before the zombies got him.

CommanderQ
05-07-2009, 11:17 AM
Senator Palpatine, congratulations on your election....

Your highness, it was nothing, really nothing, nothing at all...nothing nothing nothing....ahhh....nothing...

Shutup.

Queen Amidala and Senator Palpatine deleted scene

Totenkopf
05-10-2009, 06:35 PM
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Darth Avlectus
05-10-2009, 07:50 PM
If at first you don't succeed...uhh, try or something.
---GTA :D

CommanderQ
05-10-2009, 10:28 PM
"Well, am I right, or am I right? Or right? Or if you don't like that....right."

-Ahem.....

Totenkopf
05-10-2009, 10:57 PM
"The brown pants, boy. The brown pants."

unknown French admiral at the battle of Trafalgar.

Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 05:09 AM
Uhh, come to...me.

--disgruntled fat walmart worker behind on B&B.

CommanderQ
05-11-2009, 11:45 AM
"Sir, the enemy is requesting our surrender."

"Tell them.......give us 5 minutes...."

-Unknown American General during the Battle of the Bulge, his troops quickly rebelled.

Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 04:32 PM
"You posted in your own profile. Instant death."

--Totenkopf

Totenkopf
05-11-2009, 06:26 PM
"My monkey will fling a wall of doodie on you that.....hey, him you stupid monkey, not me...aiieeeeeee."

GTA.

Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 06:28 PM
Of all the things I've lost...what happened to my memory?

--fake ozzy

Totenkopf
05-11-2009, 06:30 PM
"I took it and keep it with your "junk" you addled moron."
--fake ozzy's wife

Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 10:47 PM
"Daddy, whew's my caddy with my oddly shaped lipstick?"

Fake Kelly Osbourne

Totenkopf
05-12-2009, 01:27 AM
"I am the queen of the world!"
--Harvey Fierstein

Darth Avlectus
05-13-2009, 01:00 AM
Is it in their nature to make us wait this long...to go to the bathroom?

Obi-John to Qui-Gon Jim in booty wars: The phantom Butt-Face EPISODE nun.

Totenkopf
05-13-2009, 02:01 AM
A stitch in time saves you a trip to the tailor.

Darth Avlectus
05-13-2009, 04:57 PM
"I'll smoke ya!"

--Game Force guy in Rebo, NV...
(Before I pwnd his ass in Smackdown! Shut Your Mouth)

CommanderQ
05-13-2009, 09:10 PM
Luke:I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU!!!!!

Darth Vader: If you do, you can get as many intoxicants as you want...

Luke: Ummm.....so.....you want me to join you?

-Luke and Vader in Cloud City, deleted scene, Luke had been going cold turkey for 3 days, and he got so mad that his hand jumped off....

Darth Avlectus
05-15-2009, 10:59 PM
Luke's hand get's broken.

Oww. You @$$hole. I'll never join you, now.

Luke...I am...I am... some guy you never knew. You don't know me. You will never know me again after I use this device and flashie your memory away. <pulls out MIB memory eraser---FLASH>

Luke and Vader @ cloud city. through the lens of mad magazine or something like it.

Totenkopf
05-16-2009, 12:23 AM
"'Peace in our time', was a sheiskopf."

Adolf Hitler to Goebbels after watching Chamberlain proclaim success at Munich.

Darth Avlectus
05-16-2009, 12:41 AM
"You little pre schoolers are dead, man. You made me spill this piss water all over my pants."

"CUT! --I know you can't stand it that we had to substitute imitaiton beer for the real thing, buyt get over it or you don't get paid."

Todd the gangster and producer/director Mike Judge outtake scene for "Tired" episode: Beavis and Butt-Head

Totenkopf
06-12-2009, 12:20 AM
I have not yet begun to tell the truth ('cause I don't know how).

--Nancy Pelosi

Darth Avlectus
06-21-2009, 02:46 PM
This is a tasty cow patty.

--Samuel L Jackson as jules, pulp fiction outtakes

Darth Zavier
06-21-2009, 04:25 PM
D'oh!

-Homer Simpson

Totenkopf
06-21-2009, 08:21 PM
^^doesn't work b/c "D'oh!" is a famous quote or phrase popularized by The Simpsons. Try again.

Darth Avlectus
06-21-2009, 09:25 PM
^^^not so famous phrase


What's worse than a clichee? Some not very smart guy...
--Some kettlehead :dev9:

Darth Zavier
06-22-2009, 07:42 PM
There ain't no Santy Claus!

-Marx brothers

Darth Avlectus
06-23-2009, 12:05 AM
"Although they are cute and cuddly...eh what the hell, do it anyway and see what happens."

*turns to bnadgers and gets out large trap net*
"Addadyedyebdyeb-baddadyebdydydyebdyeb."

Earnest P Worrel portrayed by Greg Barounstroff,
Barounstroff bros. remake of Earnest goes to camp.
==============

There ain't no Santy Claus!

-Marx brothers

^^^*Looks it up*
FAIL!
I'm sorry my friend, but that is famous; this is the Not-so-famous Quotes and Phrases.
:laughing::lol::lol::lol:
:rofl:
:rofl:

Stepped in it again, n00b? :smirk2:
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CommanderQ
06-23-2009, 12:11 AM
A random day during WW2, in German Occupied France, the local Nazi Commander ordered all wine to be confiscated.

Frenchmen: Gimme' wine, or gimme' death!!!

Nazi Gaurd: Um....okay.*shoots the Frenchmen*

*moral of this story, don't reason for liquor by threatening your own death*

Darth Avlectus
06-23-2009, 12:56 AM
"YOU only exist out here because of ME! No because of your country clubs or you piece of S*** TV shows. If it wasn't for me, every wiseguy would take a piece--"

Hey! What kind of ass did that guy have again they were gonna take a piece of?

--Joe Pesci

Outtakes of some mobster movie.

Totenkopf
06-26-2009, 02:50 PM
Romeo, Romeo....go soak your head you overheated perv.

-Juliet

Darth Avlectus
07-01-2009, 03:15 AM
Do not despair Megaman, there is a bright future for--oh yeahm that feels so good. A little to the left...ah, that's the spot, Roll.

--Dr. Light communicating with Megaman (rock) while getting a back rub by Roll (Rock's sister).

Totenkopf
07-05-2009, 11:27 PM
If you would have peace.....drop dead b/c there's no peace like that of the grave.
--anonymous Roman historian

Darth Avlectus
07-06-2009, 11:08 PM
^^^I like!

"Yeah? Whadya want *me* to do,bumble-butt?!"

One of the lines that never even made the outtakes.
Officer Harry Cox--"Big Money Hustlas".

Astrotoy7
09-15-2009, 01:12 PM
"Hey Big Bird....check this out!! The girls dont call me Snuffleupaphallus for nuthin....!!!"

*Mr Snuffleupagus deleted scene - Sesame Street 1982

mtfbwya

Trench
09-16-2009, 11:20 AM
To be, or not to be? That's not really a question...

~Te Mirdala Mand'alor (in a poetic mood).

JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan
09-16-2009, 09:58 PM
"Every freaking thing can be analysed like crazy. The only thing I can do is ignore it to keep myself from going insane."

- Jigos, analyzing the concept of analysis overload.

Totenkopf
09-17-2009, 02:52 AM
AS: I can't believe it! My girlfriend ****** 37 ****!

Obi1: In a row?

Astrotoy7
09-17-2009, 07:30 AM
"The Man with the largest pants presence gets the most presents"
-Ancient Proverb

Darth Avlectus
09-19-2009, 01:31 AM
Give me tah booze ya big... ehh, lemon meringue pie @$$...

Deleted outtakes of Dumb and Dumber with the "cop drinks pee" scene, with Harlan Williams as, once again, the cop.

M@RS
09-23-2009, 03:43 AM
Drink a glass of water and go to the restroom.

--Ancient Mother Wisdom used for injuries.

Trench
09-23-2009, 04:18 AM
Quote? What quote? You want me to share "wisdom"? Ha!
~Te Mirdala Mand'alor's RL persona.

Totenkopf
09-23-2009, 06:43 AM
When all else fails....quit before you humiliate yourself any further.
--TMM's life coach. :dev9:

Tobias Reiper
10-05-2009, 03:34 AM
"Although you say you slept with my Mother, in your testosterone filled blunder, you do not notice that you live in my vicinity, you 12 year old still with your virginity, add to that my father is in my place, thinking of punching you in the face, he realizes with a start, you're the kid from the neighborhood that smells of fart, and starts to get his gun, tonight will be fun, and he walks to your house and rings the bell, ready to send an annoying little **** to hell.
-Me, on them annoying punks I constantly encounter on Xbox Live spouting "I ****ED YO MAMMA LOLOLOLOL"

Nice poem, don't you think?
I realize it's probably a bit over the top, but I had to come up with something, and my mind is a violent one.

P.S. : Now I have the taste of rhyming in my mouth, and I can't stop thinking of how to rhyme words.
:(

Darth Avlectus
10-06-2009, 09:20 PM
You can take this motha ****ah right here and beat him with a hairdryer and I wouldn't give a buck. You can take Big Stank's Face and slop that biach with monkey turds and I still won't give a ****. But if you......wait a second, YO MIKE! What was I supposed to say again? I don't remember the lines anymore.

--Joseph Useler (AKA Violent J) in outtakes (which never made int othe end credits) of big money hustlas.

Totenkopf
10-07-2009, 12:05 AM
"Damn the torpedoes, lets get the hell outta here...."
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