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Stream
03-24-2009, 03:10 PM
Welcome to Stream & RoxStar's thought of the day.

This post will be like an 'archive' of the thoughts, it will be updated everyday with a new thought so as to allow people to look back easier... of course why anyone would want to look back is something we'll never know.

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Tuesday, 24 March 2009

To have bacon, one must first aquire a pig.
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Wednesday, 25 March 2009

Ice is nothing but frozen water.
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 26 March 2009

Before setting off in your car, you must first invest in some fuel.
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Marius' Thought of The Day - Sunday, 29 March 2009

When playing GTA 4 and using the Rocket Launcher, it is best to launch yon rocket away from yourself.
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Monday, 30 March 2009

Opinions are like butt holes - Everyone has one and everyone thinks theirs smells best.
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Only an American Teenager could come up with this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVuQR0AVzDk). (Though it is pretty cool).

Of course a video like this you do not view all at once.
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 02 April 2009

Nuts!
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Friday, 03 April 2009

It is typical of many Norfolk people to go around the pee pot numerous times before finding the handle
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Saturday, 04 April 2009

Of course these should have been called "Brain Ache with Flashing Images of The Day!" - think about it.
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Sunday, 05 April 2009

You can only do your best.
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Monday, 06 April 2009

Few problems ever go away on their own.
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RoxStar's Thought of The Day - Tuesday, 07 April 2009

If you can't please everyone, please yourself!
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Wednesday, 08 April 2009

Wurzel says "Oh Bugger!"
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 09 April 2009

More Green!
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Friday, 10 April 2009

Bank Holidays are a waste of sodden time.
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Saturday, 11 April 2009

I'm sorry guys but I can't come up with a thought of the day going to the fact some pratt keeps electronically communicating to me on MSN.
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Sunday, 12 April 2009

Ignorance is not bliss... unless of course you are the one who is being ignorant, then it is total bliss.
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 23 April 2009

RoxStar's thoughts are better...
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Friday, 24 April 2009

Kit Kat!
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Monday, 27 April 2009

Orange Kit Kat!
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Monday, 27 April 2009

If it at first you do not seem to succeed... Just give the hell up as the bugger cannot be worth it!
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 30 April 2009

Wouldn't it be nice if we could all live to see the end of the DFS sale?
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Friday, 01 May 2009

Nigella Lawson!
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Saturday, 02 May 2009

Captain Janeway!
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Saturday, 02 May 2009

Nigella Lawson & Captain Janeway!
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 07 May 2009

Mr T hit Wurzel around the head!
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Tuesday, 12 May 2009

These buggers are drying up!
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--Stream

LordOfTheFish
03-26-2009, 10:13 PM
My thought on your thoughts, is " good advice."

Marius Fett
03-29-2009, 04:49 PM
So really, it's Marius's thought of the day.. :p

Stream
03-29-2009, 05:03 PM
Alright then....

Marius Fett
03-29-2009, 05:56 PM
fanks matteh <3

Marius Fett
03-30-2009, 04:28 PM
It's this kind of insight that makes getting up in the morning worth it..

Stream
03-31-2009, 02:54 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Tuesday, 31 March 2009

Only an American Teenager could come up with this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVuQR0AVzDk). (Though it is pretty cool).
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Of course a video like this you do not view all at once.

--Stream

Stream
04-02-2009, 01:34 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 02 April 2009

Nuts!
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Marius Fett
04-02-2009, 01:36 PM
Well that's just fantastic. :)

RoxStar
04-02-2009, 01:59 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Tuesday, 31 March 2009


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Of course a video like this you do not view all at once.

--Stream



I just watched that five times straight! :X

Stream
04-02-2009, 03:37 PM
You'd best lay down for a while now mate.

Stream
04-03-2009, 04:09 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Friday, 03 April 2009

It is typical of many Norfolk people to go around the pee pot numerous times before finding the handle
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Marius Fett
04-03-2009, 05:09 PM
^Pics or it didn't happen. :p

Stream
04-04-2009, 11:59 AM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Saturday, 04 April 2009

Of course these should have been called "Brain Ache with Flashing Images of The Day!" - think about it.
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Wedge Suron
04-05-2009, 08:40 AM
lol, nice one.

Stream
04-05-2009, 03:28 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Sunday, 05 April 2009

You can only do your best.
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Marius Fett
04-06-2009, 01:01 PM
What if someone does their worst?

Stream
04-06-2009, 02:47 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Monday, 06 April 2009

Few problems ever go away on their own.
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RoxStar
04-07-2009, 10:24 AM
Let me take a shot at this...
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RoxStar's Thought of The Day - Tuesday, 07 April 2009

If you can't please everyone, please yourself!

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Stream
04-07-2009, 01:34 PM
Me like it very much.

Marius Fett
04-07-2009, 03:55 PM
RoxStar.

I am sorry to confer unto you, that it is that you are not qualified to participate in yon postings of yon thought of the day.

Yon reason for yon afore spoken lack of qualification is that you have not conferred unto Stream an ability to forsake yon Queen's English, and communicate using yon dialect that is in the use of I at this moment.

Once it is that you have gained yon afore spoken necessary qualifications, you may ride on yon teetermatorter, and post as many thoughts as you so see fit.

Fear not, if this post has confused you, Stream (who is a qualified translator) can no doubt confer unto you what it meant.. :D

RoxStar
04-07-2009, 04:31 PM
RoxStar.

I am sorry to confer unto you, that it is that you are not qualified to participate in yon postings of yon thought of the day.

Yon reason for yon afore spoken lack of qualification is that you have not conferred unto Stream an ability to forsake yon Queen's English, and communicate using yon dialect that is in the use of I at this moment.

Once it is that you have gained yon afore spoken necessary qualifications, you may ride on yon teetermatorter, and post as many thoughts as you so see fit.

Fear not, if this post has confused you, Stream (who is a qualified translator) can no doubt confer unto you what it meant.. :D

So if you hook me up with some land in Bristol, I can speak like a true Englishman?

Stream
04-08-2009, 02:20 AM
Actually most of that is good old Norfolk talk, years ago we nearly had a completely different language going on.

Yon = The
Unto = Onto
Teetermatorter = Seesaw

So in English, here is a translation of what young Marius is saying;



Dear RoxStar

I am sorry to have to tell you this but it would seem that you are not yet qualified to post a thought of the day.

The reason I am saying you are not qualified is because you have not proven to Stream that you have the talent to speak in a language that would go completely against the Queen's proper English and be able to communicate successfully in the language that I have just mentioned which is not unlike the way in which I am currently speaking to you now.

Once you have proven that you can talk in the language required for this thread, you may indulge in riding the seesaw and post as many thoughts of the day as you see fit.

Fear not if I have confused the flying heck out of you as Stream, who happens to be a god, can successfully translate what the the hell it is I'm talking about.

I hope that clears things up for you.

--Stream

Marius Fett
04-08-2009, 01:22 PM
Bearing in mind i'm not actually from Norfolk, I think I did quite a good job, myself. :p

Oh and RoxStar, to you, a see-saw would be a teeter-totter. :p

Stream
04-08-2009, 02:19 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Wednesday, 08 April 2009

Wurzel says "Oh Bugger!"
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Marius Fett
04-08-2009, 02:21 PM
^My favourite so far I think.

Some people just aren't fit to be bear owners. o_Q

Stream
04-09-2009, 02:47 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 09 April 2009

More Green!
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Marius Fett
04-09-2009, 02:51 PM
^:lol:

You can never have enough green.. o_Q

Stream
04-10-2009, 04:09 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Friday, 10 April 2009

Bank Holidays are a waste of sodden time.
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Marius Fett
04-10-2009, 07:03 PM
^As are sell by dates on crouton packets..

It's stale bread for god's sake..

Stream
04-11-2009, 05:02 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Saturday, 11 April 2009

I'm sorry guys but I can't come up with a thought of the day going to the fact some pratt keeps electronically communicating to me on MSN.
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Marius Fett
04-11-2009, 05:07 PM
Now, now, say that in correct English...

'I am unable to facilitate yon construction of yon brain ache with flashing images of yon global planetary rotation, due to yon fact that some imbicile is transferring onto me a quantity of electronically communicated correspondences.'

Honestly, your language really is slipping...

Stream
04-11-2009, 05:12 PM
As too is yours, that should be transferring unto me.

Marius Fett
04-11-2009, 05:15 PM
No, no, 'unto' would be Queen's English. The devil's tongue.

Stream
04-12-2009, 03:33 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Sunday, 12 April 2009

Ignorance is not bliss... unless of course you are the one who is being ignorant, then it is totally bliss.
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Marius Fett
04-12-2009, 05:19 PM
Once again, your intellect bedazzles me. I feel truly privileged to be a part of this experience.

M@RS
04-22-2009, 12:06 AM
Stream, you're slacking. It's been 9 days since your last thought of the day... :xp:

Marius Fett
04-22-2009, 05:39 PM
This must be rectumfied.

Stream
04-23-2009, 12:45 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 23 April 2009

RoxStar's thoughts are better...
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I do apologise for the lack of thoughts - I had difficulties in thinking of thoughts.... and if you know me then you'll know that thinking is a task I struggle with everyday.

And at the moment I'm in the caravan and I'm parked too far away from the office, the wireless signal is crap at best.

However - Wireless connection permitting, I do have a cracker of a thought lined up for tomorrow - If all else fails I shall transfer a text message containing yon afore spoken thought unto young Marius' portable telecommunication device and ask that he post it here in my honour.

--Stream

Marius Fett
04-23-2009, 05:07 PM
^You are lucky. Had yon Maths teacher I had transferred knowledge of unto you earlier had been successful in her attempts to gain yon afore spoken portable telecommunication device, we would be in a bit of a pickle!

Stream
04-24-2009, 03:01 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Friday, 24 April 2009

Kit Kat!
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M@RS
04-24-2009, 07:15 PM
^ By far your best piece of wisdom.

Marius Fett
04-25-2009, 08:49 AM
M@RS BAR, I agree wholeheartedly.

In honour of this wonderful thought, I will now EAT a Kit Kat. It's a 4 finger bar, naturally, so if anyone wants a piece, let me know.

M@RS
04-25-2009, 05:01 PM
You know, they taste best with Grapefruit Juice.

Marius Fett
04-25-2009, 05:20 PM
Wrong. They taste best with a smoke, and a nice pint.

Stream
04-27-2009, 04:31 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Monday, 27 April 2009

Orange Kit Kat!
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Marius Fett
04-27-2009, 04:35 PM
Or Dark Kit Kat.

If Bruce doesn't eat it first that is. But you can't be annoyed with Brucey.. <3 :D

Stream
04-28-2009, 02:20 AM
I can be very annoyed with Bruce, he's a little sod.

Marius Fett
04-29-2009, 12:45 PM
surely not.. :o

Stream
04-29-2009, 02:12 PM
Oh yes he can be.

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Stream's Thought of The Day - Monday, 27 April 2009

If it at first you do not seem to succeed... Just give the hell up as the bugger cannot be worth it!
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Stream
04-30-2009, 04:50 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 30 April 2009

Wouldn't it be nice if we could all live to see the end of the DFS sale?
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Serpentine Cougar
04-30-2009, 11:55 PM
If it at first you do not seem to succeed... Just give the hell up as the bugger cannot be worth it!
If at first you can't fricassee, fry fry a hen...

Marius Fett
05-01-2009, 01:26 PM
If at first you don't succeed, have a fag and try again in five minutes if you can really be bothered.

Stream
05-01-2009, 05:25 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Friday, 01 May 2009

Nigella Lawson!
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Stream
05-02-2009, 03:58 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Saturday, 02 May 2009

Captain Janeway!
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M@RS
05-02-2009, 04:18 PM
Stream you only have 433 posts?

RoxStar
05-03-2009, 12:10 AM
He does more with less. ;)

Stream
05-03-2009, 04:59 AM
I don't post much owning to the fact no one wants to read the crap I wirte.

Marius Fett
05-03-2009, 07:32 AM
He does more with less. ;)

That's what his ex-girlfriend says. :xp:

Stream
05-03-2009, 05:38 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Saturday, 02 May 2009

Nigella Lawson & Captain Janeway!
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Marius, you are slowly getting closer to having Rox or me hit the ban button young man.

Marius Fett
05-03-2009, 07:18 PM
You don't have a ban button. You are but a lowly mod.. :p

Stream
05-03-2009, 07:21 PM
We are lowly mods that can give infractions, 10 points and the board will automatically ban... ha!

Marius Fett
05-03-2009, 07:23 PM
Touche.

Fair play, you make mother and her new kettle proud.

Stream
05-07-2009, 04:02 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Thursday, 07 May 2009

Mr T hit Wurzel around the head!
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Marius Fett
05-07-2009, 05:19 PM
^How dare he. I shall get on my own High Horse, and teach Uncle T a lesson!

Stream
05-12-2009, 04:45 PM
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Stream's Thought of The Day - Tuesday, 12 May 2009

These buggers are drying up!
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