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kirk_is_pwn
03-26-2009, 10:46 PM
hi, im new. now bow down in adoration lest ur minds be rended into nothingness by my otherworldly yet strangely comforting ability to make the man SOME EGGS lol. jk but yeh hey im new

obi
03-26-2009, 10:49 PM
*concordantly bows down and proceeds to make the man some eggs*

oh dear GOD! Everyone, just do as HE SAYS!!!!!

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j209/GaryBond/Welcome%20Aboard/CopyofWelcomeAboard.jpg

IG-64
03-26-2009, 10:51 PM
Welcome. These are really good eggs.

kirk_is_pwn
03-26-2009, 10:56 PM
oh so i c ur a lover of eggs as well.

Kain
03-26-2009, 11:24 PM
You're screwed. Wait until Dath hear's of your arrogant entrance. He'll have you bent over a railing in absolutely no time.

kirk_is_pwn
03-26-2009, 11:27 PM
um. arrogant? no sir. absolute scientific fact, yes. i am indeed the baddest dude in all the land. lol.

obi
03-26-2009, 11:32 PM
um. arrogant? no sir. absolute scientific fact, yes. i am indeed the baddest dude in all the land. lol.

He's right, you know. I once seen him battle 450 battle droids with a lightsaber, fight his way out of a nest of nasty naboo hornets, save the palace from certain destruction-by-tidal wave, and then get raised from the dead...........

Wait.......that was ME.........

I have no evidence of his awesomeness. We demand proof, sir! >=(

kirk_is_pwn
03-26-2009, 11:38 PM
proof? ill show u proof! well ill tell u about the fact that i can show u proof, but in all honesty not reli show u any. . .

obi
03-26-2009, 11:41 PM
proof? ill show u proof! well ill tell u about the fact that i can show u proof, but in all honesty not reli show u any. . .

So......you are evolution incarnate?


:confused:

kirk_is_pwn
03-26-2009, 11:42 PM
exactly. well. yes, you are correct sir. throw your hands in the air if ur a true PLAYER

Jeff
03-26-2009, 11:58 PM
hi new

kirk_is_pwn
03-27-2009, 12:02 AM
hi. this is a pretty cool place. although its not technically a place its actually just a sight. but i guess a sight can be considered a place no? im confusing myself.

Jeff
03-27-2009, 12:03 AM
Yay Internet!

Q
03-27-2009, 12:13 AM
Welcome to Fr-r-r-r-r-r-right Night.

For real.

Anthony
03-27-2009, 12:57 AM
NO! NO!N!O!NO

quick, hide behind that sofa

Dath Maximus
03-27-2009, 10:27 AM
learn to spell ya godless hick ****

while you were busy bragging about yourself, i was doing your mom...again

she is a filthy filthy ****mongering ********

learn your place boy or i will rain fire down upon you like you've never thought possible
I will massacre you!

kirk_is_pwn
03-27-2009, 11:16 AM
and upon ur unworthy head i will rain down seal pups. for they are the mightiest of all pups. and when this rain of infantile sea dwelling mammals is falling upon u i shall steal ur mind. . .because im a reptilian, from nibiru. and im gonna take over the world. FEMA

Dath Maximus
03-27-2009, 11:18 AM
and upon ur unworthy head i will rain down seal pups. for they are the mightiest of all pups. and when this rain of infantile sea dwelling mammals is falling upon u i shall steal ur mind. . .because im a reptilian, from nibiru. and im gonna take over the world. FEMA

so youre what...13 and never have intentions of getting laid?

seriously kids, don't sniff glue

obi
03-27-2009, 11:20 AM
and upon ur unworthy head i will rain down seal pups. for they are the mightiest of all pups. and when this rain of infantile sea dwelling mammals is falling upon u i shall steal ur mind. . .because im a reptilian, from nibiru. and im gonna take over the world. FEMA

CURSE YOU FEMA REPTILIAN!

I'LL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND!......or sit.......or hover......whatever you do, the point is.......I'LL KILL YOU WHERE YOU (however you get around)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:fist:

kirk_is_pwn
03-27-2009, 11:22 AM
lol. we have a funny man here. lol. kids these days. what are they doing sniffing glue? silly children they should be sniffing gasoline instead. . .dude im a bad person. . .

kirk_is_pwn
03-27-2009, 11:23 AM
oh and boy do i get around lol.

Dath Maximus
03-27-2009, 11:24 AM
i have the addresses and phone numbers of most of the mods/supermods/admins here, i hereby state i will pay them cash to ban you

/edit

and ya did a double post, thats a rule infraction *********

kirk_is_pwn
03-27-2009, 11:25 AM
lol. dont ban me. that would be lamer than F.D.R's legs. . .

Dath Maximus
03-27-2009, 11:26 AM
he thinks im joking

kirk_is_pwn
03-27-2009, 11:27 AM
dude. i dont think ur joking. i just dont wanna be banned for being humorous. that would be lame.

Dath Maximus
03-27-2009, 11:28 AM
than show some respect in my swamp

kirk_is_pwn
03-27-2009, 11:29 AM
and how pray tell, do i accomplish this task?

Dath Maximus
03-27-2009, 11:32 AM
dont mouth off and act like a tard

kirk_is_pwn
03-27-2009, 11:32 AM
well. thats like all im good at. i apologize. no more tard.

Dath Maximus
03-27-2009, 11:34 AM
ok, i retract my ban request, resume your cordial greetings with the folks

kirk_is_pwn
03-27-2009, 11:36 AM
hello world!

obi
03-27-2009, 12:36 PM
ok, i retract my ban request, resume your cordial greetings with the folks

Dath, a double post cannot go unpunished! You know this!

DATH! get the mask...... -_-

Pie™
03-27-2009, 03:22 PM
I hate this thread and everyone who posted in it (except for myself).

Blix
03-27-2009, 03:24 PM
Welcome to the Darkside ;)

BongoBob
03-27-2009, 05:10 PM
I hate this thread and everyone who posted in it (except for myself).

Even obes? :O

Kain
03-27-2009, 05:46 PM
I tried warning you about Dath but nooooooo, you had to be all arrogant...

HA!! Dath>new guy

kirk_is_pwn
03-27-2009, 05:53 PM
eh. it wasnt so bad.

Dath Maximus
03-27-2009, 05:57 PM
Dath>new guy

sig quoted!

ET Warrior
03-27-2009, 06:18 PM
i just dont wanna be banned for being humorous. that would be lame.But not nearly as lame as what apparently passes for 'humorous' among the newbies these days :dozey:

GeneralPloKoon
03-27-2009, 06:22 PM
Hello new guy, now listen to your general! :p

Kjølen
03-27-2009, 06:28 PM
Dath, quit being a prick. You have no power over anyone.

Dath Maximus
03-27-2009, 06:31 PM
Dath, quit being a prick. You have no power over anyone.

i know where you live boy

PR-0927
03-28-2009, 02:47 AM
WTF is going on here?

- PR-0927

obi
03-28-2009, 08:12 AM
WTF is going on here?

- PR-0927

?? I am confused.

Have you NEVER been to the swamp? All of this is new to you?

lol :p

Tyrion
03-28-2009, 08:18 AM
?? I am confused.

Have you NEVER been to the swamp? All of this is new to you?

lol :p

Don't pretend that you can come back to the Swamp after your lengthy sojourn and immediately resume a status of veterancy. The situation has changed immensely - you're nothing now but an outsider, man, a reminder of the distant past.

See that blue star that's underneath my name but not yours? That's the difference between you and me - arbitrary titles mean everything.

Ray Jones
03-28-2009, 08:22 AM
urgh *facepalm*

obi
03-28-2009, 11:07 AM
Don't pretend that you can come back to the Swamp after your lengthy sojourn and immediately resume a status of veterancy. The situation has changed immensely - you're nothing now but an outsider, man, a reminder of the distant past.

See that blue star that's underneath my name but not yours? That's the difference between you and me - arbitrary titles mean everything.


To quote Aslan,
"Do not cite the Deep Magic to me Witch. I was there when it was written."

So it was, and so shall it be! Arbitrary title or not! I'm as every bit as unimportant and irrelevant as the rest of ya's! I demand the same lack of respect that you all get! >=(

Ray Jones
03-28-2009, 11:22 AM
uuurrrrgh *facepalm^2*

jebbers
03-28-2009, 06:45 PM
this thread is still not locked....i'm surprised it didn't get closed after the daths' and newbs' squabble...meh

welcome, good luck escaping this place...

ET Warrior
03-28-2009, 06:54 PM
Sometimes I like to watch the train wreck unfold. :)