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Totenkopf
05-20-2009, 10:09 PM
Good idea....if you're Sarah Palin and the bear is a democrat. :xp:

Calling the CIA a pack of liars.

Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 10:29 PM
Neutral: I'm still waiting to see if Nancy Pelosi is any more immune than the rest of us...but I'll let'cha know how it turns out...otherwise a VERY bad idea: who *knows* what kind of fate worse than death awaits you.


Dumping off a huge swarm of locusts into the snooty restaurant part of town.

Totenkopf
05-20-2009, 10:32 PM
Good idea if they only like eating snobby b@stards and then die quickly from indigestion.

Betting on red when playing roulette.

Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 10:53 PM
Good idea if your name happens to be Tim Geithner.


Launching pianos at your annoying neighbor.

Totenkopf
05-20-2009, 10:56 PM
Good idea if he's the late Victor Borge or Liberace and you live in Vegas.

Heckling Penn and Teller.

Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 11:02 PM
Good idea if you want to get your fifteen'o'fame as the butt of laughing stocks on bull s***.

Calling Michael Savage on his show, talking with a lisp, and telling him you are madly in love with his arse.

Totenkopf
05-20-2009, 11:05 PM
Good idea if you like pissing off radio hosts. Otherwise, meh...

Muzzling Garafalo.

Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 11:10 PM
Good idea, monkey needs a bit of tension relief and would rather not hear garbage for once.

Sinking a boat with launched pianos filled with loads of steer manure.

Alkonium
05-20-2009, 11:14 PM
Good idea, especially if you want to send them a message.

A motorised hammer.

Totenkopf
05-20-2009, 11:15 PM
Good idea. Makes hammering in your enemies skulls less labor intensive.

Sending porn in the mail to the jerk that lives next door to you that is married to a hardcore feminist.

Alkonium
05-20-2009, 11:19 PM
Depends on the type of porn, but no matter which, it's a good idea from someone's point of view.

Giving your wife gay porn starring you for her birthday.

Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 11:20 PM
Bad idea, you might lose her that way--one way or the other. Unless you were trying to rid yourself of her. Then it's good.


Chucking water baloons filled W/ bodily fluids from a heli at peta crowds.

Totenkopf
05-20-2009, 11:24 PM
Good idea, especially if they are animal fluids (big points for irony).

Telling everyone in the courtroom that the judge is using a certain type of pump.

Alkonium
05-20-2009, 11:25 PM
Bad idea. I get this feeling they care more about animals than humans in a lot of ways.

Upon death, being made into Soylent Green or meat pie, then served at your funeral.

Darth Avlectus
05-21-2009, 03:42 PM
Bad idea b/c whenever they remember you now, their mind will drift back to what they ate at your funeral and leave a bad impression for a long time to come...do you really want to be remembered that way?

handcuffing revy to her bed, safely away from guns booze and cigarettes and torturing her...:dev14:

Totenkopf
05-21-2009, 03:50 PM
Good idea....if you're a sadist.

Torturing her while she has access to booze and cigarettes (but not guns).

Darth Avlectus
05-21-2009, 07:45 PM
Depends on the torture you're giving her. Meh, who am I kidding, good, even better than the above.

<searches deviantart>
http://june-sama.deviantart.com/art/Art-Trade-XRock-and-RevyX-89683968
Personally I am more of an abdomen & midsection kind of guy b/c they turn red faster and get MUCH more hysterical that way...and it is all the more likely to lead to something else...especially when she's got the cigs and whiskey.
I guess this will do, though, as a start.

Like Duke Nukem, telling CJ and Tony Cippriatti to go "blow it out your ass", dousing them in maxim lubricant and batting a huge hornets nest in their direction...:dev8:

Totenkopf
05-21-2009, 10:16 PM
Good idea. Duke kicks @ss....so it is written, so shall it be done.

CJ and Tony trying to best Duke.

The Spy
05-22-2009, 08:59 PM
Bad idea, cause it's too obvious who would win.

Rickroll being banned. Forever. And EVER.

Totenkopf
05-22-2009, 09:28 PM
Excellent. It's so freaking annoying.

Not having an idea for this thread.

Alkonium
05-22-2009, 09:47 PM
Bad Idea. Things get boring.

Microsoft and Rare putting GoldenEye on Xbox Live Arcade.

CommanderQ
05-22-2009, 09:54 PM
Nuetral. Depends on how they produce it...


Using Youtube to Brainwash the world...:D

Darth Avlectus
05-23-2009, 09:31 PM
Neutral: good or bad depending on your pov. I thought it was already happening? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4) Damn, son.

Sending Nanci Pelosi blindfolded into an ant's nest--of livid brazillian fireants.

CommanderQ
05-23-2009, 10:01 PM
Good idea. The ants would solve our politics problem:D

Throwing Terrorists into a pit filled with Hungry South American Bullet Ants.

Darth Avlectus
05-23-2009, 10:27 PM
Good idea(...why not put a bunch of deadly scorpions and snakes in there too?) WE should record it and then send it out as a commercial message to the terrorists: This is your pal, this is your pal being eaten by the jungle for his terror crimes...any questions? :D


sending some groggy annoying roommate dude out to get his cereal milk from a bull. And watch the fun. :dev9:

CommanderQ
05-23-2009, 10:31 PM
Good idea. Make sure he's wearing a red shirt. And you're video-taping it:D

Replacing your roommates strawberry milk with hot sauce:D Hee hee hee

Ulmont
05-23-2009, 10:38 PM
Good Idea. Your roommate deserved it, and you get a new desktop background.

Combining a Panzer with a Trebuchet, and then using the creation on your roommate

Darth Avlectus
05-23-2009, 10:47 PM
Overkill, but Good idea.

Firing a huge pile of monkey doodey...and have a monkey fire it off for the ultimate:
MONKEY FLING DOODEY!On the annoying roommate.

Totenkopf
05-23-2009, 10:50 PM
Neutral....you don't want it happening in your dorm.

Having the flying monkees from the Wizard of Oz launch a "doodey" bombing run on a rival fraternity house.

Ulmont
05-23-2009, 10:52 PM
Bad Idea, you only have three summons left...


Eating steak in a mosque, while holding up a Terrorist Motivational Poster

Darth Avlectus
05-24-2009, 03:53 AM
Bad idea...do I really need to explain why???


Saying WHAT again...

Totenkopf
05-24-2009, 05:12 AM
Good idea.....IF Jules is out of ammo.

Giving Mrs. Wallace a foot massage?

CommanderQ
05-24-2009, 11:34 AM
Bad idea. Have you not forgotten that her feet have lives of their own??!!!

Running into....

Ulmont
05-24-2009, 12:54 PM
Really Bad Idea. Shapeshifters can be dangerous when angry.

Going as Luke Skywalker to a 501st Reunion

Alkonium
05-24-2009, 02:25 PM
Bad idea, though I don't think they have real blasters.

Using a trebuchet to throw a panzer tank.

Ulmont
05-24-2009, 05:25 PM
Great Idea, The others guys would surrender

Discussing you ex-wife at a reunion of your new wife's family.

Alkonium
05-24-2009, 05:28 PM
Good idea, if you speak ill of her.

HD-VHS.

Ulmont
05-24-2009, 06:00 PM
Good Idea, it shall help enslave the masses.

Reviving Vladimir Lenin to help destroy capitalism.

CommanderQ
05-24-2009, 06:04 PM
Bad idea. He'll catch the Swine Flu and die faster then last time.

Using a panzer to fire a trebuchet.

Ulmont
05-24-2009, 06:19 PM
Not physically possible, but still a great idea.

Making a gun the fires Greek Pillars.

CommanderQ
05-24-2009, 06:29 PM
Bad idea, the thing would explode inside the barrel, and then we'd ALL be unhappy:D

Master Chief becoming an Iron Chef.

Ulmont
05-24-2009, 06:41 PM
Bad idea. He'd turn us into cannibals.

Tickling Osama Binladen until l he surrenders.

CommanderQ
05-24-2009, 07:09 PM
Bad Idea. He may get the wrong idea and take out his AK-47, making the situation unfavorable.

Forcing Osama Bin Laden to watch 48 hours of Teletubbies and Barnie, then forcing him to watch nothing at all for the next 48 hours.

Ulmont
05-24-2009, 07:52 PM
Worse idea. Same reason, except he might call his guards.

Dipping you a panzer into radioactive waste.

CommanderQ
05-24-2009, 07:54 PM
Neutral. Good either completely destroy your enemies, but then again, you may turn your base into Chernobyl all over again...

Combining a dog with a bird.

Ulmont
05-24-2009, 08:05 PM
Awsome. Man's best mutant.

Combining a Panzer with a man to get a Manzer.

Darth Avlectus
05-24-2009, 08:21 PM
Neutral: Already happened in some megaman game, hack or legit, it has still happened...and guess who kicked tank man's ass?


Dousing Nancy Grace in maple syrup and throwing her in a lion's den.

CommanderQ
05-24-2009, 08:30 PM
Neutral. She may talk the lions into joining her. Then we'd be done for:D

Throing GTA into some Tar, the dumping him in feathers, and then giving him a cup of tea.:D

Darth Avlectus
05-24-2009, 08:33 PM
Bad idea: your tank isn't going to save you from the henchmen souls I will unleash upon you.


Dropping Nancy grace into a tree mulch grinder...and shooting the lions with bazookas.

Jedi_Man
05-24-2009, 08:47 PM
Good on the first one, but the second one, no, unless they've aleady been convinced.
Creating the Panzer Mark MMIX, the Panzer for 2009!

CommanderQ
05-24-2009, 08:51 PM
Good idea. But only if it has good gas mileage:D

Forcing GTA to eat turnips:D

Darth Avlectus
05-24-2009, 08:56 PM
Neutral: I already do eat turnips and beats. :lol:

Monkey using trebuchet tank for that ultimate MONKEY FLING DOODEY at the studio where "The View" is broadcast from.

Alkonium
05-25-2009, 12:57 PM
Good idea. Poetic justice is always fun.

Pretending to be identical twins in order to scam people somehow.

Jedi_Man
05-25-2009, 02:16 PM
Awesome! Money is always good.
Eating raw plutonium.

Totenkopf
05-25-2009, 05:10 PM
Bad idea, unless you're Godzilla/Gojira.

Killing people who snore too ludly.

Darth Avlectus
05-25-2009, 05:29 PM
Good idea if you can get away with it. :devsmoke:


Branding your arse with a "novelty shaped" cookie cutter. O_O

Totenkopf
05-25-2009, 06:10 PM
Neutral....depends on what kind of circles you run in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition around a grammar nazi.

Darth Avlectus
05-25-2009, 07:07 PM
Bad idea if that grammar nazi is the head of the FBI, he may sick agent Hurley to do a cavity search... Not as bad if you're his second in command named Agent "Bork"... If you're the president...good idea until he decides to undermine you.


Going to burning man festival dressed like this:
http://i.friendfeed.com/0b7be46834a9ee5ea6985a21245ad88d73d8312d

Totenkopf
05-26-2009, 01:21 PM
Good idea....at least your backside is covered. ;) Besides, it'll put a different twist on "getting baked".

Giving money to charities.

Darth Avlectus
05-26-2009, 06:39 PM
Good idea unless that charity is a bunch of bums who'll spend it all on booze and crack.


Sending a football player sized thug after Marv and Harry.

Jedi_Man
05-30-2009, 03:32 PM
Good Idea, unless the aforementioned football player is small.
Learning the 'dark arts' from voldemort

Serpentine Cougar
05-30-2009, 11:25 PM
Good idea, then you can rule the world! No wait, that would actually be a bad idea...

Learning how to make movies from George Lucas.

Darth Avlectus
05-31-2009, 09:28 PM
^^^Neutral: admittedly while I love uncle george's films (don't get me wrong), not sure how good a teacher he is at such a thing. Also while for the status-tician it might seem good, most people are going to let uncle george's work overshadow yours.


Having a boxing match with a friend in the middle of a retail or sprots store while dressed in pink.

Jedi_Man
06-01-2009, 09:29 AM
Good, make a video of it and send it to AFV.
Finding a way to clone people.

Darth Avlectus
06-01-2009, 07:17 PM
Neutral: depends on whose doing the cloning, and whose being cloned...and what for. Jim Carey anyone?


Tanking over a troll gnome b/c you're just sick of his crap.

CommanderQ
06-01-2009, 07:25 PM
Bad idea. His little Gnomish friends will swarm you by the millions. Believe me, I know:D

Growing a beard and attempting to use it as a parachute.

Darth Avlectus
06-01-2009, 07:59 PM
Bad idea--just ask the guy over there..................Oh wait, he's dead. :( Well, all the more proof it's a bad idea.

Dive bombing your opponent through a table by jumping out of a 20 ft high balcony.

CommanderQ
06-01-2009, 08:35 PM
Bad idea. What if you missed the target?

Mind-controlling the birds to bomb innocent people.

Alkonium
06-01-2009, 10:36 PM
Good idea. Noone will suspect a thing.

Growing sideburns down to your shoulders.

Darth Avlectus
06-02-2009, 01:10 AM
Good idea, I think Andre The Giant did that in his younger years.

Lighting off fireworks in your pants like Dane Cook.

Totenkopf
06-02-2009, 01:27 AM
Bad idea. Unlike him, many of us have something to lose.

Walking to Argentina.

Alkonium
06-03-2009, 10:40 AM
Bad idea, there's an ocean in the way.

Combining Paranoia and Philanthropy.

Darth Avlectus
06-03-2009, 09:19 PM
Bad idea: you'll be considered mental and treated accordingly.


Going to a gwar concert covered in peanut butter, animal blood, and entrails. ......High as a kite.

Alkonium
06-03-2009, 09:27 PM
Good idea. You'll seem normal compared to everyone else.

Claiming to have "Invented the Walrus"

Darth Avlectus
06-05-2009, 11:30 PM
Bad idea: you really don't want the kind of attention something like that will bring you for years to come...unless you were planning a porno shoot--then it's an excellent idea. :D


Sucker punching a gorilla and then trying to run with a bananna hanging off a yo ass.

Serpentine Cougar
06-07-2009, 12:01 AM
Bad idea, 'cause you're going to end up a bit worse for the wear...

Starting an Official Order of Gray Jedi.

Alkonium
06-07-2009, 12:09 AM
Good idea, what harm could a punch of guys who don't really care do?

Constantly using sexual euphemisms that don't make sense, (ie: chainsawing the bacon)

Totenkopf
06-07-2009, 12:44 AM
Good idea if they are a code you and your friends use to confuse other people.

Telling the truth when a harmless lie would have worked better.

Alkonium
06-07-2009, 12:50 AM
Good idea. The lie would eventually have been found out, and this way, it's one less thing to apologise for.

Cake-filled pie.

Totenkopf
06-07-2009, 12:53 AM
Good idea if you cordinate the flavors properly.....2 for the price of 1.

Running in high heels.

Darth Avlectus
06-07-2009, 01:01 AM
Great Idea: When the hells snap off I can laugh at you.

Throw gang signs at the BOOYEAH tribe, ups and downs like "Whuuut"?!

Alkonium
06-07-2009, 10:28 PM
Good idea. I think.

An oven that's also a hat.

Darth Avlectus
06-08-2009, 05:30 PM
Bad idea: morons will think you wear the oven around just for them.



Getting in that barn.

Totenkopf
06-08-2009, 05:37 PM
Neutral. What's inside?

Sticking a rabid tazmanian devil in jarrod's pants.

Darth Avlectus
06-09-2009, 09:57 PM
Nah, 'cuz that would be torture...to the tasmanian devil (though I would relish the amusement show anyway :drama: :dev11:)


Sticking a whole army of rabid tazmanian devils in Jarod's pants.

Totenkopf
06-10-2009, 04:52 PM
Nah, 'cause that would be mass torture....poor tazzies (though I'm sure you'd relish that show even more than the other. ;) ).

Colonizing Mars.

Alkonium
06-10-2009, 05:41 PM
Good idea. And from there, the rest of the universe!

Eating a stick of deep-fried butter.

M@RS
06-10-2009, 07:07 PM
Bad idea. Your arteries will complain.

Mocking a moderator.

Darth Avlectus
06-10-2009, 08:08 PM
Neutral...if you are on good terms, you might get dissed; good terms you will get mocked back; bad terms, they may screw with your acct. or at least your posts.

Hiring Micheal Jackson'e plastic surgeon, tell him "Ey, do me up".

Alkonium
06-11-2009, 09:57 PM
Bad idea. You'll end up looking like Dr. Soong's earliest prototype.

A musical like Across the Universe or Mamma Mia, but composed entirely of Rush songs. Titled 2112.

Totenkopf
06-11-2009, 10:18 PM
Bad idea. The title reminds people of the near planetary destruction in 2012.

Banning musicals as an artform.

Alkonium
06-11-2009, 10:21 PM
Bad idea. Then people will break into song in real life.

Project Natal

Darth Avlectus
06-15-2009, 11:53 PM
Indifferent... Not sure where to go wit this as I have no idea what you're referencing.

Telling those boys to "get that barrel of crap the hell out of here now!"

Alkonium
06-16-2009, 12:13 AM
Bad idea, they're liable to dump it on you. Even worse if its a literal barrel of crap.

Totenkopf
06-16-2009, 12:20 AM
Not having an idea to play off of---bad. Makes the rest of us have to work harder when were just trying to play. :D

Trying to poke a rabid badger with a ten foot aluminum pole while wearing full body armor.

Darth Avlectus
06-16-2009, 12:31 AM
Good idea. Need I say anything more? :dev9:


Bad idea, they're liable to dump it on you. Even worse if its a literal barrel of crap.

***No idea in idea thred***
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....
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<ULTIMATE n00b SMACK!>


Torturing Shikamaru by binding him and holding strawberry chessecake over him when you don't know where his overprotective girlfriend, Temari, is at that particular moment.

Totenkopf
06-16-2009, 12:35 AM
Good idea if you're a girl.....*waits for ensuing catfight* :laughing:

Flying to the moon w/o telling the wife.

Alkonium
06-16-2009, 09:12 PM
Good idea. When she finds out, she'll be too impressed to be angry.

Mistaking a baby shower for an AA meeting.

Darth Zavier
06-19-2009, 12:18 AM
Bad idea.

Going to work wearing the same clothes, and acting the same way as another guy at work.

Totenkopf
06-20-2009, 01:25 AM
A good idea if you're in the miltary or on a sports team.

Forgetting to say why an idea is good, bad or indifferent.

Darth Avlectus
06-20-2009, 01:30 AM
Bad idea: Pitchforks will stab you from all directions, a plane will crash on you, a dog will chew on you after that and rip your guts out, then you'll be lit on fire, fed ear wax, and laughed at while you puke all over yourself and die.

Dancing the nasty in front of Alkonium when he's in "the mood" to "love you tenderly".

Totenkopf
06-20-2009, 01:48 AM
Good idea if you're Al's significant other.

T-bagging Mr. T.

CommanderQ
06-20-2009, 02:04 AM
Nuetral, make sure you have the necessary numbers to withstand his...reaction.

Shaving Chuck Norris' beard of POWAH.

Darth Avlectus
06-20-2009, 02:07 AM
Good idea if you're Bruce Lee; Bad idea if you're "wolf". Neutral if you're chuck.


Mow da F*CKin' lawn on a landmine field like "WUT?!"

CommanderQ
06-20-2009, 02:10 AM
Bad idea. Do I really need a reason?:D

Drinking 30 cups of Mocha Latte.

Darth Zavier
06-20-2009, 10:28 PM
Bad idea- Make you too hyper.


Going out with a chick while you already have a GF (cheating)

Serpentine Cougar
06-21-2009, 01:10 AM
Bad idea, unless you like being in a pile of trouble...

Watching all 6 Star Wars movies back-to-back, right after a Lord of the Rings trilogy marathon.

Darth Zavier
06-21-2009, 03:17 PM
Would be a good idea, but I hate LOTR.

Eating fried pinapples.

Alkonium
06-22-2009, 06:56 PM
Neutral, though whoever fried it's a genius.

Constantly referring to yourself in the second person, and everyone else in the first.

Darth Zavier
06-22-2009, 07:00 PM
Good Idea.


Batman

Darth Avlectus
06-22-2009, 10:48 PM
Good Idea.
WHY? WHY? WHY?
:newbie:
:newbie:
:newbie:
Batman
Wasn't recognizable in the form of an idea.... and neither will that fly this early in the game for you...

<ULTIMATE n00b SMACK!>
Guess he stepped in it again. :smirk2:
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Using orange box to bend the laws of physics...

Alkonium
07-01-2009, 12:56 PM
Good idea. Portals make for a much faster mode of transportation.

Playing as your own gender in an MMO, but claiming to be the opposite sex IRL.

Totenkopf
07-01-2009, 04:50 PM
Could go either way. If you've no intention of meeting anyone IRL from the MMO, what harm? Otherwise.....

Karaoke (sp?) when you're 3 sheets to the wind.

Darth Avlectus
07-01-2009, 09:39 PM
Good idea, we could always use a woozy floozy on stage "Just let'n it all hang out". :naughty:

"Luring" a fly so you can kill it. Hint: YT "DIE FLY! DIE!"

Alkonium
07-06-2009, 11:40 PM
Bad idea. That time could be better spent killing multiple flies.

An alarm clock that plays "The Spirit of Radio" by Rush when it goes off.

Darth Avlectus
07-07-2009, 03:11 AM
^^^Good if you're a Rush fan, otherwise...

Using a bug zapper on a particular body part to rid it of fleas, lice, ticks and mites. :dev11:

Alkonium
07-07-2009, 01:36 PM
Bad idea. The bug's not the only thing you'd be getting rid of.

Defending yourself on a murder charge by confessing to a different murder.

Darth Avlectus
07-07-2009, 02:54 PM
^^^Bad idea...I don't think I need to say why...other than it would fail miserably and make it worse.

Allowing Ape Boy to do as he pleases in the stickup of the donut hut.

Alkonium
07-07-2009, 03:00 PM
Good idea. He'll probably end up disrupting the criminals.

Using the phrase "Forking the spoon" in any context.

Darth Avlectus
07-08-2009, 12:06 AM
Excellent idea if you're a perv: you'll appear to at least have an expanded vocabulary and be sophisticated while perving around.

Lighting afire Kelso's bag full of dog crap.:dev11:

Alkonium
07-08-2009, 06:10 PM
Good idea, you're only entitled to half the blame.

Instead of dog crap, using a sampler bag of crap from numerous species, including human.

Darth Avlectus
07-08-2009, 09:09 PM
^^^Excellent Idea, b/c then he'll be even more hysterical and it will take longer to guess what spieces' crap it actually is. He'll take forever guessing. PURE BRILLIANCE! :D

Barfing on the dog, Anderson's.

Alkonium
07-08-2009, 11:07 PM
Bad idea. Dogs typically don't like getting barfed on.

A Rock Band spinoff called Chocolate Rock Band, in which everything, including the peripherals, and the game disc, is made of chocolate.

Darth Avlectus
07-08-2009, 11:40 PM
Bad idea: not only would it be an expensive purchase, but also a big expensive sticky mess to clean up, and on top of that enough chocolate to kill someone.


Swinging off nipples like a baboon.

Alkonium
07-08-2009, 11:46 PM
That idea is so garbled it has to be good!

The movie Chocolate Star Wars.

Trench
07-08-2009, 11:47 PM
^^Bad idea. Unless its really cold.

Putting all the double posters in a small cage and forcing them to go on a chat room with each other.

Alkonium
07-09-2009, 12:13 AM
Good idea. Then they'll realise how annoying they are.

Forcing all the squeakers who use voice chat to play together.

Trench
07-09-2009, 12:15 AM
Good idea, they'll go insane.

Dressing up as Jar Jar Binks and throwing applesauce at the neighborhood dogs.

Totenkopf
07-09-2009, 12:37 AM
Good idea for the spectators of your public near-suicide.

Sleeping on the job.

Trench
07-09-2009, 12:47 AM
Bad idea. Its hard to find a comfortable place to sleep on the job.

Going to the airport naked while playing the bagpipes.

Alkonium
07-09-2009, 12:48 AM
Good Idea, if you hold the bagpipes strategically enough.

Doing a real-life re-enactment of The Lonely Island's "Like a Boss"

Trench
07-09-2009, 12:50 AM
Bad idea. It just isn't done.

Dressing up like a gay peacock and going to an amusement park.

Alkonium
07-09-2009, 01:00 AM
Neutral. Nothing is weird there.

Burning things because a leprechaun told you to.

Trench
07-09-2009, 01:03 AM
Good idea. He might give you his pot of gold.

Burning things because a Gnome told you to.

Alkonium
07-09-2009, 01:08 AM
Good idea. With stares like those, they'll get back at you in a horrific way.

Burning things because a potted plant told you to.

Trench
07-09-2009, 01:09 AM
Good idea. You have no idea what a potted plant can do to a man,

Doing things because Alkonium told you to.

Alkonium
07-09-2009, 01:12 AM
Good Idea. You know I'd have a good reason.

Doing things because a Mandalorian told you to.

Trench
07-09-2009, 01:13 AM
Good idea. Mandalorians will kick your shebs and slice off your gett'se if you don't.

Insulting a Gnomes mother.

Alkonium
07-09-2009, 01:21 AM
Good idea, they're small, and not known for fighting prowess.

Having an average vocal range, and trying to sing a Rush song.

Trench
07-09-2009, 01:23 AM
Good idea. Breaking glass and making peoples ears bleed is fun.

Creating a real lightsaber, then keeping it in your pocket.

Alkonium
07-09-2009, 01:26 AM
Good idea. It'd take some real effort to get it to activate in there.

Keeping a lit torch in your pocket.

Trench
07-09-2009, 01:28 AM
Bad idea. Unless you are a masochist.

Taking a bazooka into Wal-Mart and demanding a full refund on a half eaten chocolate bar.

Darth Avlectus
07-09-2009, 11:57 PM
^^^Good idea, I hate that store for putting mom and pop businesses out of business. And caving to special interests. (Like when my foot kicks their manager in the tweeter.)

Lighting things afire because Bob told you to.

Trench
07-10-2009, 12:06 AM
Good idea. Bob might do bad things to you if you don't.

Going to Target in a Wal-Mart shirt and running through the aisles (without pants) shouting: Wal-Mart! Wal-Mart! Wal-Mart!...

Alkonium
07-10-2009, 03:09 PM
Bad idea. That's what Wal-Mart would consider bad publicity

Replacing Casual Friday with Naked Friday.

Trench
07-10-2009, 08:20 PM
Bad idea. I work on a farm and have an overzealous Rooster.

Going to work on time, talking to your boss and coworkers, then going home and calling in sick.

Darth Avlectus
07-10-2009, 10:31 PM
^^^Neutral, because results will vary. Bad if you work in a mom and pop biz or are self employed and under the gun: you had best be nearly dead if you're gonna make a claim like that. And if you're an employee, count on getting prodded all the time for when you will get back to work.

Replacing Casual Friday with Naked Friday.

One of your life long fantasies?
==================================
Stripping naked in front of a wookiee.

Trench
07-10-2009, 10:40 PM
Bad idea. They like ripping human appendages out of their sockets.

Stripping naked in front of Jabba the Hutt.

Serpentine Cougar
07-12-2009, 02:11 AM
Bad idea; you'll be breaking galactic nudity regulations.

Going to a different school each day of the week.

Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 12:28 PM
Neutral. Different faces every day, but also different bullies everyday too.

A car that gets 250 mpg, but costs $20/gal to fuel up.

Trench
07-12-2009, 03:33 PM
Bad idea. Big brother is watching.:conspire:

Starting a group of rednecks who attempt to overthrow the government with shotguns and riding lawnmowers.:guyofwar::snip2:

Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 03:37 PM
Bad idea, unless you have a death wish.

Eating a hamburger on between 2 Krispy Kreme doughnuts instead of rolls. (yeah, got the idea from DG's food thread in the Swamp).

Trench
07-12-2009, 03:40 PM
Neutral. On the upside, people will think you've got a stomach of steel and can eat anything. On the bad side, people will think you've got a stomach of steel and can eat anything.

Eating constantly without gaining wait, or dieing.

Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 05:07 PM
Granted, but now you have to **** so often you have time for nothing else.

I wish GB rid itself of the monarchy.

Trench
07-12-2009, 05:19 PM
Granted. Castro has taken over.

Making a wish in this thread.

Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 05:27 PM
Probably a bad idea, unless you're a masochist.

Being apathetic.

Trench
07-12-2009, 05:29 PM
Good idea. That way you won't get sucked into the vortex that is life.

Slapping Jabba the Hutt in the face with a dead fish.

Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 05:33 PM
Bad idea. He'll probably bite your arm off as he greedily gobbles up that fish.

Playing footsie with an angry cougar (of the human vartiety).

Trench
07-12-2009, 05:34 PM
Bad idea. Need I say more?

Playing Football (American) with said cougar.

Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 05:36 PM
Bad idea if you forget your jockstrap.

Marrying a fat woman with a great sense of humor.

Trench
07-12-2009, 05:44 PM
Bad idea. Her "humor" might include laughing while she sits on you.http://www.lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=404&pictureid=3676

Marrying a person who speaks their mind, but is extremely unintelligent.

Totenkopf
07-12-2009, 05:47 PM
Bad idea. Her incessant chattering gives you a brain hemmorhage and blood shoots out your eyes, nose and ears.

Being bad.

Trench
07-12-2009, 05:49 PM
That idea is so bad, its good:naughty:

Being good.

Darth Avlectus
07-12-2009, 06:03 PM
Neutral: on the up side you will have a good air about you and be deserving of many great things. On the down side the J.P. morgans, Thomas Edisons, Bell laboratories, Westinghouses, and Rockefelars of the world will screw you over for all the immense potential contributions of the world (Seriously go read about Tesla!!!)

I wish I was the inventor of the world's first real lightsaber (which of course I would wield very carefully and make a sensor array to expand my senses to effectively wield it).

Trench
07-12-2009, 06:12 PM
Bad idea, the process goes so slowly that you go mad and wipe out half the people you see. Then yourself after you look in a mirror.

I wish to have GTA's lightsaber when he's done.

Darth Avlectus
07-12-2009, 06:23 PM
Granted, but unfortunately while a similar fate does not befall you, an AI system watching the whole time knows all the materials to render the weapon useless, and even how to make effective weapons like a DXR6 disruptor rifle whose shots go right through the blade like it's nothing. It decides to build itself a robotic body, all the weapons and come after you--the only person that knows the deactivation code is me and I'm now dead.

I wish Bill Goldberg would whoop Brock Lesnar's arse again--this time in UFC.

Trench
07-12-2009, 06:34 PM
Good idea, but he comes after you next.

GTA should stop making wishes in this thread:xp:

Darth Avlectus
07-12-2009, 10:38 PM
Good idea, because I can think up some wicked evil stuff, and the cops never think as funny as I do.

Telling the wicked clowns how much you think Eminem rocks.

Alkonium
07-14-2009, 09:34 PM
Good idea. What's the worst thing a bunch of clowns can do?

Putting your boss' computer in Jello.

Trench
07-14-2009, 10:17 PM
Bad idea. Why ruin perfectly good Jello?

Mooning North Korea.

Alkonium
07-14-2009, 11:58 PM
Good idea, they won't notice a single civilian mooning them anyway.

Reenacting The Lonely Island's Like a Boss.

Trench
07-15-2009, 12:00 AM
Bad idea. A real boss would kick your shebs.

Making new episodes of the Drew Carey show.:xp:

Alkonium
07-15-2009, 12:06 AM
Bad idea. None of us are Drew Carey.

A film adaptation of the Legend of Drizzt book series.

Darth Avlectus
07-15-2009, 09:23 PM
Excellent idea, I want to fight that chick snake babe thing with 6 arms and wielding blades in each hand. That would be awesome!

Getting a gang of people who don't like him and telling Hulk Hogan to get some talent and quit groping his daughter.

Alkonium
07-17-2009, 07:04 PM
Good idea. There's strength in numbers.

Using a termite-infested ventriloquist's dummy to entertain children.

Trench
07-17-2009, 08:53 PM
Bad idea. They might have large angry fathers.

Gathering a bunch of weird people, and taking them to a nude beach.

Darth Avlectus
07-18-2009, 02:01 AM
Excellent idea, they'll all have a nourishment stroke and die! --Well, except the ones who live will go aon a grope fest and stir things up a bit!!!


MONKEY FLING DOODEY! Monkey army vs Vice city Police force w/ no radio to call for backup.

Trench
07-18-2009, 01:15 PM
Good idea. Monkeys shall rise again!

Invading Emerald city (the Wizard of Oz) with giant ruby tanks.

Darth Avlectus
07-20-2009, 09:05 PM
Good idea, b/c now The Sapphire eagle doesn't have to fly as far to take a crap on both its adversaries.

Shoving potatoes in muffler tailpipes before someone starts their car.

Trench
07-20-2009, 09:19 PM
Good idea (if its someone you don't like):D

Putting gravy on CQ and serving him to Bob.

CommanderQ
07-20-2009, 09:22 PM
Bad idea. REALLY REALLY BAD IDEA. Must I give a reason?:D

Jumping off a ten-story building with a jet-pack.

Trench
07-20-2009, 09:30 PM
Bad idea. You never specified if the Jetpack was real.

Jumping off a ten story building with a real working jetpack.

Totenkopf
07-20-2009, 09:38 PM
Bad idea. You didn't say you were wearing it.

Jumping off same building wearing a real working jetpack that was fueled and inspected prior to your jump (and passed all tests).

Trench
07-20-2009, 09:39 PM
Bad idea. As it turns out: Your wearing it upside down.

Posting in the "What if Game" thread.

CommanderQ
07-20-2009, 09:39 PM
GGRR.:D...Neutral. Depends on your reasons.


Building a mighty Zeppelin so you could launch an army of Jet Fighters off of it.:D

Trench
07-20-2009, 09:45 PM
Good idea. But your fighters fall to the ground.:xp:

Engaging in Lightsaber combat with Darth Sidious.

Darth Avlectus
07-20-2009, 10:35 PM
Unless you know some way to defend against Lightsaber Form 7 AND you're powerful enough to match him with the force...BAD idea. Even then, the force can still conspire against you after you have bested him.

Ripping off corpses of those Revan Esque sith Marauders.

Trench
07-20-2009, 10:41 PM
Good idea. They have cool masks and armor for you to steal.:D

Playing TOR as a Jedi, but wearing a Sith Marauders robe and mask.

Alkonium
07-20-2009, 11:33 PM
Bad idea. The AI won't notice, but your fellow Jedi won't like you.

A movie about a genie who grants nasty misinterpretations of your wishes.

Trench
07-20-2009, 11:35 PM
Bad idea. That would be plagiarizing the "Ruin a Wish Foundation" thread.

Not posting an idea.

Totenkopf
07-21-2009, 03:45 AM
Good idea if your bereft of ideas and don't want to be mercilessly crushed by the rest of us.

Leaving your car unlocked at night, but gaurded by a rabid tazmanian devil or evil little monkey (hell, maybe even both).

A movie about a genie who grants nasty misinterpretations of your wishes. Substitute devil for genie and you have the plot of Bedazzled.

Darth Avlectus
07-21-2009, 03:47 AM
Good idea (??) if that really was one, it may even sell some copies...:confused:


Beer pong at a construciton site wearing mits in the middle of summer.

Totenkopf
07-21-2009, 04:47 AM
Bad idea, b/c the insurance guys get really worried.

Leaving your car unlocked at night, but gaurded by a rabid tazmanian devil or evil little monkey (hell, maybe even both).

Good idea (??) if that really was one, it may even sell some copies...
Yeah it originally starred Dudley Moore. The remake starred Brendan Frasier and Liz Hurley.

Trench
07-21-2009, 04:52 AM
Good idea. The Tasmanian Devil would pwn by itself.

Standing on the hood of a moving big rig.

Darth Avlectus
07-21-2009, 05:12 AM
Only works if you're a person in a GTA game, or a movie. Otherwise "Yousa in BIG DOODOO" as the gungan militia man said.

Camel spit machine gun as a sentry scout cannon for the monkey trebuchet.

Trench
07-21-2009, 12:21 PM
Good idea. Need I say more?

Using a bowling trophy as a weapon and storming a diner.

Alkonium
07-23-2009, 08:32 PM
Bad idea. Everyone got sharp things they could defend themselves with.

Casting Creed Bratton as The Joker in the next Batman movie.

Totenkopf
07-23-2009, 11:23 PM
bad idea, for timing reasons. Besides, the CC needs a different nemesis in the next flick.

Making a Band of Brothers type show w/a twist, Germans instead of Americans.

Trench
07-23-2009, 11:28 PM
Do I really need to answer that?:rolleye1:

Shipping all the bad people to mars.

Totenkopf
07-24-2009, 12:26 AM
Bad idea, you'll die b/c there aren't any facilities there yet. :xp:

Giving GTA money to assemble a trebuchet wielding monkey army.

Darth Avlectus
07-24-2009, 12:32 AM
Bad Idea, the monkey army and I are not exactly on the best of terms...

Selling Toten an abandoned factory equipped with an X-ray machine and plenty of factory machines of questionalbe working order for $1.

Alkonium
07-24-2009, 08:45 AM
Good idea. He's only liable to hurt himself.

Starting a musical career under the stage name Doctor WTF, and describing yourself as "the male Lady Gaga"

Chevron 7 locke
07-24-2009, 11:54 AM
Bad Idea. Certain people may take offense at the title WTF. Stupid I know but some people are always looking for a reason.

Starting a fight with GTA Swcity.

Trench
07-24-2009, 12:08 PM
Bad idea. The monkeys are watching:conspire:

Getting into a silly string fight with Chev.

Darth Avlectus
07-24-2009, 12:55 PM
Bad idea as he is a ninja.

Asking Sid "who is the man?" for his reaction?

Trench
07-24-2009, 12:57 PM
Good idea:laughing:

Going on a date with anyone related to GTA:SWcity.

Darth Avlectus
07-24-2009, 11:33 PM
Hmm. Neutral idea. While my sister may be of prime time, fair warning, she'll turn non cussers into cussers and I taught her how to hit like a man. :devsmoke:

Having an extra marital affair with a horsey. :dev11:

Totenkopf
07-25-2009, 04:14 AM
Bad idea, Alkonium may thinking you're having a daliance with his wife. :xp:

Hiring Hack Benjamin for a little nefarious mayhem.

Alkonium
07-25-2009, 11:55 AM
Bad idea. His sanity seems questionable.

After spilling a lot of ketchcup on yourself, saying, "It's not MY blood"

Trench
07-25-2009, 12:33 PM
Good idea. If your at a party and someone showed up but left without anyone knowing, it could turn into a great prank.:laughing:

Using the neighbor's pool as a toilet.:xp:

Alkonium
07-25-2009, 05:03 PM
Good idea. They'd never let you use it anyway.

Breakfast cereal made with meat.

CommanderQ
07-26-2009, 10:33 PM
Bad idea, we might create cannibals.

Instant Dinner Bar.

Darth Avlectus
07-26-2009, 10:40 PM
Bad idea--tried it once and it didn't go so well.


Assassinating Carl Johnson.

CommanderQ
07-26-2009, 10:53 PM
Ummm....depends on how you get away afterward:D

Jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge with a parachute of bedsheets.

Darth Avlectus
07-27-2009, 02:09 AM
Good idea. It is great fun afterall!


Telling principal mc vicar to lose some weight.

Tobias Reiper
07-27-2009, 05:13 AM
Bad idea, detention sucks.

Scaring everybody that is asleep in mah house by playing the noise of Nukes really loudly through my speakers.

Trench
07-27-2009, 12:36 PM
Good idea. Until CQ nukes you for mocking his nukes.:xp:

Stealing CQ's nukes and replacing them with candy bars.

Alkonium
07-27-2009, 12:45 PM
Good idea. Then it'll rain candy all over the world.

Packaging wine in spray cans.

Trench
07-27-2009, 12:46 PM
Bad idea. The last thing the world needs is a bunch of drink painters.

Taking over LucasArts. Using hostile tactics.

Alkonium
07-29-2009, 03:07 PM
Bad idea. They've probably got blasters. And lightsabers.

Liquid chocolate in a can.

Trench
07-29-2009, 05:39 PM
Good idea. Yum!!!!:D

Liquid soap in a can.

Darth Avlectus
07-29-2009, 10:20 PM
Neutral, they already do that ......I think.

Standing on a stump and letting someone trim your toenails with an axe.

Totenkopf
07-29-2009, 11:29 PM
Good idea.......if you're Shrek (or a giant werewolf, maybe).

Pissing down a well.

Darth Avlectus
07-29-2009, 11:38 PM
Great idea. I did that to a farmer I didn't like. That'll teach him to call me "son", the damn dirty horse plinker.

Telling Homer to GTFO of my bar.

Totenkopf
07-29-2009, 11:42 PM
Bad idea, unless he thinks all the drinks are on the house.

Sabotaging Mr. Burns power plant.

Darth Avlectus
07-30-2009, 12:25 AM
Good idea. Pissed workers make a great bunch of customers.

Hiring duff-y-man to lecture on safe driving.

Alkonium
07-30-2009, 02:53 PM
Good idea. He's the perfect "How not to" example.

Reverse liposuction using a cardboard tube.

Darth Avlectus
08-01-2009, 12:13 AM
Depends on the person. Good idea if that person is someone who meets the following conditions (assuming the choice is yours):
1) you hate that person
2) that person functions at a level of insignificance
3) Optional: There's good money in it for you.

So, yes. Good idea. :p


Fondling those juggly wiggly bouncy jellybags on that blond woman on the ad for that online RPG that comes up intermittently. >>>

Alkonium
08-01-2009, 01:11 PM
Good idea, as long as you're alone. You're just groping your computer screen.

Several hours before your last shift at a fast food restaurant, getting takeout from all its competitors in town, and when your shift's over, leaving it in boss's office.

Trench
08-01-2009, 01:39 PM
Good idea. If you blame it on that new guy who keeps pranking you.

Throwing tomatoes at people from a dark alley.

Darth Avlectus
08-01-2009, 04:53 PM
Good idea if your aim is good, and you can make a hasy getaway if the victim comes back after you, otherwise...

Good idea, as long as you're alone. You're just groping your computer screen.

Can't help you there but I can help with the idea in general. :p
Too bad I cannot find the one I was looking for, so this one will hafta do:
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/b/7/2b7b41d5f57e75c7dba00f49fe22ca64.jpg



Telling the quiet Ryomu that Sonsaku is planning to get freaky with her.

Alkonium
08-03-2009, 12:56 AM
Good idea. If the feeling's not mutual, then you've possibly prevented a rape. If it is, you've helped get a couple together.

As a manager, tricking your employees into thinking you're legally allowed to execute them.

Trench
08-03-2009, 01:14 AM
Neutral. It'll either increase production, or scare them away.

Staging a coup in Cuba with yourself and your lazy uncle.

Alkonium
08-03-2009, 01:24 AM
Bad idea. Note the word "lazy"

Being a real-life Jim Halpert/Tim Canterbury.

Darth Avlectus
08-03-2009, 04:00 AM
Good idea if it's all in the face and you're the boss.
Better idea if you are the worker and a centaur who kicks at that sort of thing at the same time.
Bad idea if you're on the other end of those scenarios I mentioned above.

Telling Totenkopf his AV guy is so village people and "YYYYY-M-C-A" and calling him a midget--just before hitting on the very "starved" Alkonium.

Alkonium
08-07-2009, 01:32 AM
Good idea, from my point of view.

Using a chainsaw to spread butter.

Totenkopf
08-08-2009, 03:04 AM
Bad idea. It could be put to better use on GTA. :devsmoke:

Suspending Alkonium in midair just outside the grasp of a horny GTA that is profusely professing his love for the poor imprisoned lad.

Darth Avlectus
08-08-2009, 03:33 AM
Bad idea...I tend to pass out when I get aroused...especially for farm animals. :dev11:

Telling Totenkopf his tan line is off and he needs to change his thong. :dev11:

Totenkopf
08-08-2009, 04:05 AM
Bad idea.... he'll have to wonder why you're starring at it (and so will everyone else).

Banishing all cheesy music acts to an uncharted isle in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

Darth Avlectus
08-08-2009, 09:57 PM
Good idea. Their sales margin was sunk long ago--why anyone still supports them is a mystery.

Using tea bags to persuade someone they better move their car.

Alkonium
08-14-2009, 12:39 PM
Good idea. I wouldn't want tea in my car's engine.

A sedative that can safely be used on babies.

Tobias Reiper
08-14-2009, 06:14 PM
Good idea, maybe then he'll shut the **** up. (just kidding)

Eating GTA:SWcity.

Alkonium
08-15-2009, 02:36 AM
Bad idea. We short enough on jerks as it is.

Using "That's what they said" in the same manner as "That's what she said" or "That's what he said"

Darth Avlectus
08-15-2009, 03:27 AM
Another subjective question? >_<
Depends: (Frankly I don't get the jist of it TBH)
If you stick with the internets of the original stuff it's probably good, especially if you're sophmoric and like predictable repetition in your routine.

If you're a newb who has been embarassing yourself around LF (amongst other unwelcome activities)...bad Idea.


Having rats in your garbage.

Serpentine Cougar
08-23-2009, 08:45 AM
Bad idea, but it's inevitable.

Not watching Indiana Jones until you're 21.

Alkonium
08-23-2009, 11:50 AM
Bad idea, you're missing out.

A Beatles/Eagles cover band called The Beagles.

Trench
08-23-2009, 11:18 PM
Bad idea. Other dogs might get offended.

Using anti-matter bombs and l33t speak on annoying n00bs who play MMO's.

Darth Avlectus
08-24-2009, 11:05 PM
^^^Heheheh--Excellent idea. And while we're at it, let's lob huge flaming manure chunks at 'em as well. :devsmoke:

Repeatedly calling Beavis a buttknocker in a murder scene. (Hint, referring to an episode!;))

Trench
08-25-2009, 08:24 PM
Bad idea.:tsk:

Doing the same to Totenkopf.

Darth Avlectus
08-25-2009, 08:34 PM
Excellent idea, you've been volunteered. :D

Lobbing a beer can mortar at a PETA building.