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CommanderQ
08-25-2009, 09:37 PM
AWESOMENESS


Jumping on a trampoline off a cliff then into a lake.

Darth Avlectus
08-25-2009, 09:41 PM
Excellent idea, what a headrush.

Farting in the general direction of your ex.

CommanderQ
08-26-2009, 01:58 AM
I haven't got one. I do have a Y, though, so you could do that:D Ba dum bump!! OH!:D

Chugging beer and then lighting your evening pipe.

Totenkopf
08-26-2009, 04:47 AM
Great idea.....as long as you do it in TMM's face. :dev9:

Publically "out" TMM as a buttknocker on national tv.

Trench
08-27-2009, 04:59 PM
Bad idea. I'll find out where you live.

Dropping Totenkopf into a vat of large rodents to see what happens.

Totenkopf
08-27-2009, 05:26 PM
Bad idea. I'll telepathically send them after you.....ravenously hungry.

GTA making TMM his biatch.

Trench
08-27-2009, 05:31 PM
Bad idea. It might result in TMM going on a murderous rampage and showing up at your door.

Making me a moderator.

Totenkopf
08-27-2009, 05:34 PM
Bad idea......everyone would ban themselves and LF would become a ghost town. :devsmoke:

Have another American Revolution.

Trench
08-27-2009, 05:36 PM
Great idea!:patriot:

Going to war with Sweden.

Astor
08-27-2009, 06:50 PM
Bad idea. The Swedish Royal Family are descended from one of Napoleon's Marshals.

Fighting with your land armies in Asia.

Totenkopf
08-27-2009, 07:42 PM
Bad idea.....even if you ARE China.

Trusting other countries not to weaponize outer space.

Trench
08-27-2009, 07:44 PM
Bad idea. Who knows what the Canadians are planning?:conspire:

Insulting hockey while surrounded by large Canadian women.

Darth Avlectus
08-29-2009, 04:39 AM
Excellent idea. Their gigantic boobs will get in their way of doing any real damage to you. :naughty: Wheee-heew! Canadian bacon and chicken sammichez anyone? :dev11:

Dropping inflated balloons in a bunny cage.

Alkonium
08-30-2009, 08:20 PM
Good idea. I always wanted to see how far bunnies could fly.

Telling your significant other, "It's not me, it's you."

Totenkopf
08-30-2009, 09:29 PM
That's really gonna depend on the subject and her/his personality.

Blowing up school toilets w/M80s.

Darth Avlectus
08-30-2009, 09:34 PM
Excellent Idea, so long as you don't get caught!

Literally "Burning" a CD.

Serpentine Cougar
08-31-2009, 09:18 AM
Whether or not that would be a good idea or bad idea depends entirely on what data said CD contains.

Using sugar and caffeine to never go to sleep.

Darth Avlectus
08-31-2009, 05:04 PM
Bad Idea: its effectiveness diminishes as you fry more and more of your system. Crashing is inevitable be it from body nutrient depletion, or absolute meltdown. Especially if you're driving: I tried to get soda to keep me awake when it was 2am and I hadn't slept in 19 hours...it gave a 15 minute surge then I was even more sleepy. :p

Letting your dog do the 3 legged salute to every sidewalk light in the city.

Trench
08-31-2009, 08:39 PM
Depends. I doubt any dog has the bladder capacity.:p

Boycotting "Twilight".

Darth Avlectus
09-04-2009, 02:50 AM
Bad idea: it's reading entertainment, which we could always use more of.


Stapling your tongue to the desk in school then runnin' down the hall, scarin' the $^&% outta all'a y'all Bee-hotches. (ICP reference FTW)

CommanderQ
09-10-2009, 01:14 AM
Bad idea-th. Tried ith. Now have an artificial tung....I men tongth...erth.....tongue!!!!

Declaring yourself the most Powerful Samurai of all time, and therefore above the law.

*Draws Wakizashi blade*

Trench
09-10-2009, 02:19 AM
Good idea. Unless your enemies have guns.

Taking over the world by buying all the Ice Cream corporations.

Serpentine Cougar
09-11-2009, 08:56 AM
Okay idea, but I don't see how owning the world's supply of ice cream could constitute taking over the world...

Not going to sleep until you see the sun coming up over the horizon.

Alkonium
09-11-2009, 05:24 PM
That all depends on when you do stuff, so neutral.

These superheroes:
http://www.lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=366&pictureid=3208
http://www.lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=366&pictureid=3334

Cyborg Ninja
09-11-2009, 05:59 PM
An okay idea. Blackhawk get's a good idea and Captain Crowbar gets a bad idea so they average to an okay idea.

a tv where your mind is the remote control

Trench
09-11-2009, 06:11 PM
Bad idea. Especially with other people in the room.

Mail order modders.

Totenkopf
09-11-2009, 07:50 PM
Good idea if they are inexpensive hot looking ladies with accomodating personalities that like to play the same kinds of games you do. :naughty:

Walk on role on Dr. WHO.

Alkonium
09-13-2009, 11:34 PM
Good idea. With a show like that, I'd take anything.

Noel Clarke (played Mickey Smith, wrote an episode of Torchwood) writing for Doctor Who.

Darth Avlectus
09-13-2009, 11:43 PM
Neutral...No comment and I'd sound ignorant if I tried to say something since this is an area I'm still admittedly a little light on...:rolleyes:

Calling Niko Bellic a **** stain when you are wearing a badge. (And backup is still too far away to get there in time!)

Totenkopf
09-14-2009, 12:57 AM
Good idea if you're Randal from Clerks/Clerks2 and just joined the police force.

Working when you're not supposed to be there.

Darth Avlectus
09-14-2009, 01:10 AM
Neutral: if your boss is likely to promote you for initiative, and that promotion is a SIGNIFICANT net positive for you, good; if your boss is a major douche nozzle or the productivity shall now bottleneck around you...BAD.

Pwning a gangsta and marking him your bitch...

Totenkopf
09-14-2009, 03:06 AM
Good idea if you can do it. They need to be brought down a few notches just on general principle.

Wrecking Red's car and blaming Kelso.

Darth Avlectus
09-14-2009, 06:02 PM
Bad idea: He'll figure it out eventually, he's Red afterall.


Funding another of Dr. Wily's ill fated attempts to dominate the world.

Alkonium
09-14-2009, 11:29 PM
Bad Idea. That's like investing in acne cream that doubles as gasoline, and is marketed towards smokers.

Investing in acne cream that doubles as gasoline, and is marketed towards smokers.

Darth Avlectus
09-15-2009, 12:43 AM
Good idea, it'll get rid of
1) pretentious nuissances
2) whiners about the damn gas prices here in USA (mine are currently $3.86USD/gal so if yours is lower STFU)
3) gets rid of cockroaches who smoke where I eat dine out.

Paying hal's gf to play bunghole in one. :dev9:

Totenkopf
09-15-2009, 03:11 AM
Bad idea. If you have to pay for something like that it's probably bad for you.

Sasquatch playing bunghole in one w/Hal and he's the girl. :dev9:

Darth Avlectus
09-15-2009, 04:28 AM
Neutral: I'm not sure Hal would like it too much, yetI'm just as unsure bigfoot is a coward POS.


Bigfoot playing bunghole in one with hal *and* his gf while wearing rubber gloves he stole from the mountie. :dev11:

Totenkopf
09-15-2009, 04:55 AM
Good idea....on pay per view no less......except if you're Hal or his gf.

Owning LF.

Astrotoy7
09-15-2009, 01:18 PM
Good Idea. But only works if you enter password ~devmapall

Roundhouse kicking a Smurf who stole my girl and my niteclub

mtfbwya

Trench
09-15-2009, 03:48 PM
Bad idea. Unless you want shoes like Ryan Styles. (hint: Blue)

Hacking into the Whitehouse security system.>_>

Totenkopf
09-15-2009, 04:30 PM
Good idea......if you're in the PRC.

Turning the middle east into a huge parking lot and sending its populations into China.

Trench
09-17-2009, 12:53 PM
Bad idea. They'd probably overcharge for parking anyway.

Selling fools gold to random passersby. Then catching up to them and stealing it back.

Alkonium
09-17-2009, 02:52 PM
Good idea, that may be the ultimate scam.

Anything from this list. (http://www.cracked.com/article_16074_13-most-irresponsible-self-defense-gadgets-money-can-buy.html)

Trench
09-17-2009, 03:05 PM
^Epic fail is epic.

Having a rabbit for a Jedi Master.

Alkonium
09-17-2009, 10:52 PM
Bad idea. Remember Ikrit?

Keeping small animals at University as food.

Darth Avlectus
09-18-2009, 03:02 AM
Bad Idea: they may reproduce and leave you the bill when they eat out the place you've been keeping them in, only to go out and wreak havoc all around campus.

Giving Naruto an atomic wedgie.

Totenkopf
09-18-2009, 05:16 AM
Good idea. Giving wedgies is always fun. :dev9:

Forgetting to water your lawn all summer.

Darth Avlectus
09-18-2009, 11:15 PM
Good idea: I don't have a lawn. :p

Wishing for Santa Butt-Head to take a dump under your tree for christmas.

Totenkopf
09-19-2009, 03:29 AM
Bad idea.....there are better things to do than wait for that....unless it's to play a horrible practicle joke on him.

Going hunting w/Duke Nukem and Gordon Freeman.

Darth Avlectus
09-19-2009, 04:30 AM
Bad idea if you happen to be some kind of disgusting alien.


Telling Nihilus his shoe is untied.

Delta 62
09-19-2009, 06:42 AM
Depends:if your a sith you get a chance to kill him:if your a jedi youll probably tie his shoelace for him and get killed.

Happy slapping your teacher.

Darth Avlectus
09-20-2009, 07:29 PM
Excellent Idea if she is hot. Horrible idea if she is not...or it's a dude.


Pouring burning wax on the bandits around the neighborhood trying to steal everyone else's stuff.

Alkonium
09-22-2009, 10:19 PM
Good idea, provided you're a masked vigilante.

A Rush tribute band called Snow Dog

Totenkopf
09-23-2009, 01:24 AM
Well, as long as Cuba Gooding Jr. ain't the frontman......

Forgetting where and when you parked your Tardis and remembering you left the tracking beacon on the control panel.

Alkonium
09-23-2009, 10:46 AM
Bad idea, unless it's locked.

A Trock (Time Lord Rock) band called William to Matt.

Delta 62
09-24-2009, 06:04 PM
Depends....on how good it is....



Ban banning.

Darth Avlectus
09-24-2009, 07:44 PM
Bad idea: Do you really want all those trolls and stalkers to continue to be allowed on here at LF? Do you know how many unfortunate stalkers would get their hide handed to them?

*Pictures Jae Onasi IRL thwarting her would be stalker and the look on the sap's face as he looks at all his teeth on the floor while she goes in for a final crushing solar-plexus shot that floors him*


Giving Beavis any kind of caffeine when you have TP and desire a god like phenomena to occur.

Trench
09-24-2009, 07:58 PM
Bad idea. Do I really need to explain why?

Trying to rob a redneck. (we shoot back:xp:)

Darth Avlectus
09-24-2009, 09:54 PM
Good if you have an armored car and you loot the body afterwards. :xp:

Challenging Darth Bane.

Alkonium
10-04-2009, 01:21 PM
Good idea, if you win, you prevent Darth Sidious from destroying the Republic.

Using gurgly noising and collapsing on the floor as a pickup line.

M@RS
10-04-2009, 09:01 PM
Bad idea, no girl wants a freak of nature.

Mocking someone doing community service.

Tobias Reiper
10-05-2009, 02:49 AM
Bad Idea, he'll shove that community service trash stick up your arse.

Resurrecting Abraham Lincoln and giving him to Obama as a present.

Alkonium
10-06-2009, 12:24 AM
Good idea. Irony is hilarious.

The surviving Beatles doing a comeback and recording new material.

Darth Avlectus
10-29-2009, 01:15 AM
Bad idea, what if one of them dies during recording???


Having empty and open beer bottles in the state of Pennsylvania in which you relieve yourself b/c you're going too fast to stop. (Poor Harland Williams! :xp:)

Alkonium
10-30-2009, 06:18 PM
Good idea. Getting shooed by a cop is better than wetting yourself.

Mixing Powerade and Vodka (ie, Sonic Screwdriver)

Darth Avlectus
10-31-2009, 04:35 AM
Good idea, I've actually had that before. Unfortunately I also added some rockstar...:(
The result was not pretty, I'll tell ya that!

Paying some dude besides me to run through a Sacramento parking lot in a thong on a hot summer's day. :xp: (Has to wear pink!)

Alkonium
11-01-2009, 01:30 AM
Good idea, parking lots can get pretty boring.

A superhero called Pain-Man.

Trench
11-01-2009, 09:12 PM
Good idea. Pain will teach them bad guys a lesson.

A supervillain called Mr. Fancy.

Alkonium
11-02-2009, 09:11 AM
Bad idea, seems a bit anti-intellectual.

An action hero who prefers to outsmart his enemies rather than outgun them.

Totenkopf
11-02-2009, 09:43 AM
^Neutral. If out-thinking them leads to a "peaceful" resolution, ain't much of an action concept. Wed both ideas and maybe you're on to something.

Spending more money when you're effectively broke and saddled with too much debt.

Trench
11-02-2009, 12:19 PM
Bad idea. How do you think America got how it is?

A modern American Revolution.

Totenkopf
11-02-2009, 02:29 PM
Good......if it returns us back to our roots and NOT toward an open ended reinterpretation of The Constitution based on Progressive principles.

Only one term for Obama.

Trench
11-02-2009, 02:44 PM
Best idea ever!!! :xp:

Politician Hunting Season.

Totenkopf
11-02-2009, 05:53 PM
I could get behind that. :devsmoke:

A "meat vat" that could make sure you never went hungry for the rest of your life.

Trench
11-02-2009, 06:05 PM
Perfect. Does it have venison? :D

A bounty on all corrupt politicians/lawyers.

Alkonium
11-02-2009, 08:17 PM
Good idea, bounty hunters and vigilantes aren't as tied down by paperwork.

At work, printing a fake resume with someone else's name on it whenever the boss walks by the printer.

Darth Avlectus
11-05-2009, 10:07 PM
Bad idea: my job is quite different from that. :(


Rangiku Matsumoto from Bleach jumping on a trampoline. Wearing normal clothes...

Alkonium
11-05-2009, 10:28 PM
Neutral. I'm unfamiliar with the show.

Walking into a lingerie store and asking about winter tires for your fridge.

Darth Avlectus
11-08-2009, 12:49 AM
Good idea, the attendant might actually have a movie for you. I should know, I just came from one of those places for real, and now to a good night of watching some rubber get burnt in the cold on those frozen tubs of ice cream.

Putting jam in your pocket watch like on Alice in wonderland.

Alkonium
11-08-2009, 02:52 AM
Bad idea. Things get clogged.

Using Jam to jam a radar a la Spaceballs.

Trench
11-08-2009, 12:09 PM
Good idea. Unless they have a peanut butter shield.

Building your own Death Star and using it to destroy Mars.

Darth Avlectus
11-08-2009, 04:49 PM
Neutral: I'm not sure how the sudden loss of gravity counterbalance would affect things here on earth. Though I'm always up for a death star.

(@ Alk: That's ok, just look her up and tell me then what you think. ;) I mean, you *are* a universal admirer of human beauty afterall. Right? :naughty:)

Putting Alkonium on the trampoline with Rangiku Matsumoto and including Naruto in the mix. :dev9:

Alkonium
11-08-2009, 07:45 PM
Bad Idea, I hate Naruto.

Surgically grafting a second heart into your vascular system.

ForeverNight
11-08-2009, 09:05 PM
good idea, no such thing as too much redundancy.

Making a game that doubles as a psychological test. (Fantasy game anybody?)

Hallucination
11-08-2009, 09:23 PM
Bad idea, everyone will say you're a freaky fetishist.

Making a full-contact sport that doubles as a psychological test and moonlights as a jazz bassist.

ForeverNight
11-08-2009, 09:24 PM
Bad idea, again the freaky fetishist stuff will crop up.

Making everybody print RPG stats out on their Resumes/CV's.

Totenkopf
11-08-2009, 10:19 PM
Bad idea......unless you enjoy poorly written fiction.

Making interviewees pay a bribe to get hired.

ForeverNight
11-08-2009, 11:19 PM
good idea, I either want more or less corruption. :D

Making University Profs defend themselves from getting fired on a yearly basis.

Alkonium
11-09-2009, 12:07 AM
Good idea, keeps them in intellectual shape.

Creating a National Calvinball League.

Hallucination
11-09-2009, 12:28 AM
Bad idea, every pervert named Calvin will attend games and expect... you know.

Playing tackle tag on the moon.

Alkonium
11-09-2009, 01:02 AM
Good idea, less gravity + spacesuit = less getting hurt.

Switching every screwdriver (drink) with a screwdriver (tool) and vice versa.

Trench
11-09-2009, 01:13 AM
Bad idea. My work's hard enough without liqour on my tools. :carms:

No more Doctor Who.

Alkonium
11-09-2009, 04:41 PM
Bad idea. Then all the horrible fan productions would fill the void.

A Motorised Crowbar.

Trench
11-09-2009, 04:52 PM
Bad idea. How will I show off my epic strength if its motorized?

Shaving your head and wearing a purple skull cap.

ForeverNight
11-09-2009, 06:28 PM
Bad, don't you know that purple skull caps are of the devil?

Dumping a glass of water on a cat and running away.

Trench
11-09-2009, 06:48 PM
Good idea. The cat will probably run in the opposite direction anyway. =_=

Throwing a stinkbomb at the annoying neighbors chimney.

Construct
11-09-2009, 07:27 PM
Bad idea. It will probably end up falling on their sliding glass doors.

Getting on top of their roof and dropping a stinkbomb down the annoying neighbors chimney while they are on vacation away from home.

Alkonium
11-09-2009, 08:00 PM
Good idea. Then they won't suspect you.

An Everything's Ok Alarm, which goes off whenever everything's ok.

Hallucination
11-09-2009, 09:56 PM
Good idea, it'd be so much easier to tell if she's actually not mad.

Adding 'f' to the beginning of all words starting with 'un' (ie. unconscious -> funconscious, undead -> fundead).

Darth Avlectus
11-09-2009, 10:07 PM
Neutral: I can't think of it right now, but when it's by Hal, you can never besure of the drawbacks.


Derailing a train full of rough and buff crewman and then annihilating every one of them one by one with machine guns as they hop out to try to kill you.

ForeverNight
11-09-2009, 11:07 PM
Good idea, I've always wanted my own train!

Running off of a sheer cliff while secretly concealing a para sail in a backpack.

Darth Avlectus
11-10-2009, 12:35 AM
Good idea, what a rush!

Telling C.C. from Code Geass to impersonate Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalkers--and calling her a skank.

Alkonium
11-10-2009, 06:03 PM
Bad idea, she sounds tough.

A superhero called Radiation Poisoning Man, who just stands around his enemies until the succumb to the effects of Radiation Poisoning.

Darth Avlectus
11-12-2009, 04:53 PM
Bad idea: He'd cause too much collateral damage. What's more is science has uncovered that there are bacteria that eat radioactive material and are not harmed by it... You'd essentially have a hero that just stood around, killed innocents and guilty alike and was a wuss vs certain bacteria...

Becoming Samus' personal assistant when you are only 3" tall.

Alkonium
11-12-2009, 10:12 PM
Bad idea, but that could be said regardless of whose assistant you are.

A spray to keep bears away.

Darth Avlectus
11-12-2009, 11:03 PM
Redundant: already have it, called Bear mace. Shoots this little red shaving gel stream of mysery 20-30 ft. :giveup:

Making fun of Joe Pesci's height.

Alkonium
11-12-2009, 11:09 PM
Bad idea. I'm beginning to see a pattern in your suggestions.

Constantly using made up words which, though easily understood, serve the exact same purpose as existing words.

Hallucination
11-13-2009, 12:54 AM
Good idea; colloquially it's a stylistic and fun thing, and in more literary/artistic pursuits it helps capture that 'realistic' feeling.

Putting off homework in favour of other homework due on the same day.

Darth Avlectus
11-13-2009, 03:51 AM
Neutral depends on class, and overall importance to you... I didn't complete college for a few reasons and that sort of catch 22 situation was one of them...

Bad idea. I'm beginning to see a pattern in your suggestions.

Reeeeally? And what is that? (Actually I'm struggling for new material FYI)

Not wearing your steel Everlast undies in case I'm feeling frisky...

Alkonium
11-14-2009, 09:24 PM
N/A, I don't have any of those.

Wearing this at any occasion:
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/insane_costumes/victims.jpg

Darth Avlectus
11-14-2009, 10:15 PM
Bad idea: you'd be an easier target in just so many ways.


Doing God's work by giving orgasms to the elderly. :xp:

Totenkopf
11-14-2009, 10:45 PM
Bad idea.......even if YOU are one of the elderly. :barf:

Forgetting your identity?

Darth Avlectus
11-14-2009, 11:17 PM
Neutral to bad: If nobody can steal it...that sucks...If someone steals it...that sucks even worse.


Serving diarrhea milkshakes at burger world.

Alkonium
11-19-2009, 10:40 PM
Bad idea, regardless of the Burger World bit. I'm at a loss for words.

Claiming that Adam Mitchell (http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Adam_Mitchell) was the best Doctor Who companion ever.

Darth Avlectus
11-23-2009, 03:33 AM
Good idea if it'll make you feel better.

Filling up an office full of HydroChloric acid occupied by people who would dare undermie the work of JosephB222 at deviantart.

Alkonium
11-26-2009, 05:07 PM
Good idea, but over kill. If you're filling an office with liquid, you might as well just drown them.

Sandpaper underwear.

Darth Avlectus
11-30-2009, 04:34 PM
Good idea...for someone you despise. :dev9:

Doing what Gary Lampert recently tried to do and land at the nearest airport instead of an open field when your small experimental aircraft is malfunctioning and on fire while you're flying.

Alkonium
11-30-2009, 05:24 PM
Bad idea. You're going to die either way, but if you crash into an open field, you're only endangering yourself.

Buying the domain name porn.com, and hosting nothing even remotely porn-related on the site.

Darth Avlectus
11-30-2009, 11:43 PM
Good idea if you like pissing off pervs--though I'm sure the church goers and the ultra conservatives might praise you for that.

Selling Mr Anderson's Purple Heart to some guy for $5, while nonchalantly claiming you got shot in the butt.

Alkonium
12-01-2009, 12:22 AM
Bad idea, first part counts as selling stolen goods, and they'll ask you back the second part up.

Shooting yourself in the butt to add some grain of truth to the second part of GTA's idea.

Darth Avlectus
12-02-2009, 05:45 PM
Good idea, why not? :p


Making stupid comments in one of Shem's videos on youtube just so it can end up in the "Seriously, what game did you play" thread of his up in the republic newsfeed @ KOTOR area forum.

(BTW, please my people, go have a lawlfest and react--that's why he made the thread in the first place; to laugh and point at the stupidity of youtube's general population) :xp:

Trench
12-02-2009, 06:09 PM
Good idea. Unless he puts your name up.

Strip mine the Earth! (we'll save the other planets for later)

Alkonium
12-14-2009, 11:01 PM
Don't we already?

A new holiday called WTFmas.

Darth Avlectus
12-14-2009, 11:11 PM
Great Idea, now will someone go revive that thread? :dev9:

Launching a rocket that explodes animal entrails.

Totenkopf
12-14-2009, 11:18 PM
Great idea at a PETA convention. :dev9:

Selling the "nuclear football" to Achmadinejad, but w/scrambled codes

Darth Avlectus
12-14-2009, 11:56 PM
Good idea especially if its counting down. :dev11:

Doing a failure analysis of a dead XBOX 360.


Letting Matt Kenlon take some pictures of you are a homeless black guy in Biloxi, Mississippi named William Todd...

Totenkopf
12-21-2009, 10:57 PM
Neutral. No idea who this Todd charachter is.

Swimming in the whorehouse pool where Harry Reid claims he learned how to swim as a kid.

Darth Avlectus
12-22-2009, 01:59 AM
BAD idea: You might catch his same infections douchebaggery disease that has plagued him for so long which this country inevitably has caught like a bad case of scabies.

Neutral. No idea who this Todd charachter is.

*facepalm* Hint: "You gonna get ..............."; Google image search on numerous words in the last spot.


Serving Chocolate laxatives at a winter time company dinner since you're getting canned anyways.

Totenkopf
12-22-2009, 03:50 AM
Great idea. Let 'em see how full of **it you always thought they were. :devsmoke:

*facepalm* Hint: "You gonna get ..............."; Google image search on numerous words in the last spot.

Was that the pic you posted in your profile awhile back? Had forgotten about that.



Buying your soon-to-be ex-boss a 1-way trip to Mecca.

Darth Avlectus
12-23-2009, 01:18 AM
Depends, if I liked them or not. Goodness of idea relative to how much I liked them.



Was that the pic you posted in your profile awhile back? Had forgotten about that.
Indeed it was. :devsmoke:


Renaming yourself "Hand Job".

Alkonium
12-27-2009, 01:28 PM
Depends on the sort of company you keep.

Microwaving an airbag.

Darth Avlectus
12-28-2009, 02:39 AM
Neutral: Not sure what kind of airbag but I rather suspect it would be boring. Though you can look up stuff in a microwave on youtube. For example:
j1VPAVFAD2Y
Personally since I have a few microwaves lying around and some spare room and junk...why not? :dev11:

Pretending you are a girl by having a girl avatar and acting the part in order to **** with a noob's head.

Alkonium
12-28-2009, 04:39 PM
Good idea. Screwing with people is fun. Are you planning on doing that, did someone do that to you, or is this just hypothetical.

And yes, I'm well aware of Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This. In fact:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhjHAPw1q-M

A YouTube series based around deep frying things.

Darth Avlectus
12-29-2009, 01:42 AM
Good idea, based on this series. That would be awesome.

Good idea. Screwing with people is fun. Are you planning on doing that, did someone do that to you, or is this just hypothetical.
I'm contemplating it. Not sure who I should be when I decide to pull it off. :dev11:
Not done to me directly but rather by subtlety, and in one case to someone else I, err, was acquainted with on this forum.

And yes, I'm well aware of Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This. In fact:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhjHAPw1q-M


OMFG! That guy came SOOOOOOOO close to having his head taken CLEAN off! Deeeamn! That was cool.

Stealing corpses occasionally for various uses.

Tobias Reiper
12-30-2009, 01:13 PM
Bad Idea: Chances are you'll get caught, labeled as a Necrophiliac, sent to jail, and dead bodies smell.

Winning the Lottery and deciding to rub it in people's FACES (not with the money, of course, that's just stupid.)

Totenkopf
12-30-2009, 07:09 PM
Bad idea. You never know who else might be paying attention and you might end up dead somewhere or taken hostage.

Living in zero-G.

Alkonium
01-02-2010, 10:03 AM
Bad idea, muscles will atrophy.

Literal sideburns.

Darth Avlectus
01-04-2010, 08:55 PM
Neutral: On the one hand it would hurt and all that facial damage which would make it bad, on the other hand it might make you look cool so long as the scars didn't get infected or something like that, middle of the road says some people are just so gawsh-durn uuuuugly that it wouldn't make any difference. You decide.

Hitching a ride with Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn.

Alkonium
01-09-2010, 08:33 PM
Good idea. You probably won't get where you need to go, but you won't be bored.

For the next Legend of Zelda game, having Link look like this:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/link.jpg

Darth Avlectus
01-10-2010, 12:24 AM
Depends on the Rom Hacker's perspective...I guess...


Trebuchet launching a pile of flaming manure in a piano at John Stewart, fired by Matt Groening.

Totenkopf
01-10-2010, 08:12 PM
Good idea.....especially if he's interviewing someone like Oberman or Garafolo at the time.

Being at ground zero during a nuke strike.

Darth Avlectus
01-11-2010, 06:35 AM
Good idea if you're the abominable monkey creature on the cheetah men.

Having a rope tied to your mid extremities and jumping out a 10 story window, in -13Degree farenheit blizzard.

Alkonium
01-12-2010, 03:42 PM
Bad idea, if voluntary. If not, it's out my hands, isn't it?

A burger with a donut for a bun.

Totenkopf
01-13-2010, 03:41 PM
Depends on the type of donut, but probably a bad idea if you like good health.

Going commando under a kilt while getting married in Scotland on a windy day in an outside ceremony.

Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 07:20 PM
^^^Good idea if you're what's his face (whom I'm not acquainted with) in ahto who is getting married (something like that?)...THAT, or you're Rowdy Roddy Piper.
http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpz4urhyQs1qzqc6po1_400.jpg
Ohhhh Yah! Ya damn bet'cha!!!!!

Bad idea, if voluntary. If not, it's out my hands, isn't it?
Reference to ICP song: "What is a Juggalo?" If you don't want to hear it, it's the 4th "What is" @ ~0:52. Youtube it...but it's a pretty funny song...unless you hate ICP.


Putting ten pounds of itch powder in the ventilation system of a community college you hate. :devsmoke:

Alkonium
01-13-2010, 08:26 PM
Good idea. I doubt they'd be able to figure out an adequate method of revenge.

Smashing the window on your microwave before using it.

Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 08:57 PM
Neutral: while microwaves have no apparent immediate significant effects on your health, you'd destroy the electronics nearby it even faster than microwaves normally already do plus you're still putting yourself at risk for brain cancer or something--actually I hear this is what is used by police for their little known "pain ray" devices they use on the front of their cars for crowd control. I can offer info on the disruptive effects of microwaves but little else without verifying your age and sending you a disclaimer.

Literally beating a dead horse. :devsmoke:

Alkonium
01-13-2010, 09:01 PM
Neutral: It's dead.

Making all future robots adherent to the Three Laws.

Hallucination
01-13-2010, 09:44 PM
Good idea, but a fourth one couldn't hurt.

Making all future robots study the Three R's.

Tobias Reiper
01-13-2010, 09:59 PM
Good idea so long as those three R's aren't Rap, Rape, and Rank.

Sleeping in the Taun Taun for the night with Luke to keep from dying of cold.

Alkonium
01-13-2010, 10:02 PM
Good idea, even when you don't take into account that the alternative is death.

Trying to become a "real-life Icarus"

Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 10:08 PM
Bad idea: though you may have the wings for the costume...I don't think we could yet pull off the flying part.

Putting toilet bowl cleaner into someone's visine or nasal spray.

Tobias Reiper
01-13-2010, 10:59 PM
Good Idea: The ensuing lulz will be worth losing a friend.

Going on a 30 day mcdonald's only eating binge Super Size Me Documentary style.

Darth Avlectus
01-14-2010, 12:12 AM
Bad idea...you pretty much said it all mentioning the idea with that documentary (yes I saw it). If I have to spell it out to anyone why it's bad besides "cholesterol heart attack", then:
http://lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=357&pictureid=4016

Wrist mounted manure rocket.

Alkonium
01-14-2010, 12:28 AM
Bad idea, you'd succumb to the stench before anyone else.

(I was hoping to put this in the Terrify the Poster Below You (maybe I will once someone replies in it, hint hint?), but I'll do it here too:)
Me singing "In The Mood" by Rush, and replacing "baby" in the chorus with your name.

Hallucination
01-14-2010, 01:25 AM
Hawt idea.


Me singing Nirvana songs replacing unintelligible words with your name.

Darth Avlectus
01-14-2010, 01:49 AM
Another hawt idea.

A whorehouse of furbies.

Totenkopf
01-14-2010, 02:31 AM
Good idea........if you're a furbie sailor on port-of-call.

Paying your taxes in trade.

Tobias Reiper
01-14-2010, 09:05 AM
Neutral idea.

Building a device that when used will wipe out all JRPG's in the world.

Hawt idea.


Me singing Nirvana songs replacing unintelligible words with your name.

You'd probably end up singing 'Alkonium' the entire damn song.

Alkonium
01-14-2010, 08:55 PM
Good idea, they're too linear.

BioWare making a Jade Empire/Dragon Age/Mass Effect crossover game.

Darth Avlectus
01-15-2010, 06:57 PM
Interesting. Profitable, maybe.

Getting rid of those "problematic" hairs using honey, butter knife, pliers and lint rollers.

Alkonium
01-17-2010, 02:22 AM
Bad idea. Those hairs are probably not the only thing you'd end up getting rid of.

Trying to use batteries as bullets.

Darth Avlectus
01-17-2010, 06:25 AM
Depends:
Observed firearm/ballistic projectile safety precautions?
What type/size?
Intended target/outcome?
Manner in which the batteries are projected (Typical gun=bad, slingshot or other=good...maybe)
Are you a mad scientist/evil genius? :dev11:

Taking a ride with Harry and Lloyd (from dumb and dumber) if you're a criminal with stomach problems and 2 sets of pills--meds for ulcer and rat poison.

Alkonium
01-18-2010, 12:25 PM
Good idea, I hate it when rats get ulcers.
Depends:
Observed firearm/ballistic projectile safety precautions?
What type/size?
Intended target/outcome?
Manner in which the batteries are projected (Typical gun=bad, slingshot or other=good...maybe)
Are you a mad scientist/evil genius? :dev11:
No
9v
Don't care
Walther P99
Yes

Use of the phrase "Exterminate this!" in a future Doctor Who episode involving the Daleks.

Trench
01-20-2010, 09:52 AM
Neutral. I really don't care. :indif:

Visiting me on a day when I've just restocked on ammo. :dev11:

Darth Avlectus
01-20-2010, 05:12 PM
^^^Good if it actually is a visit...bad if it's B&E.

@Alkonium
No
Well, it's your safety...
9v
Does it fit in a chamber of firearm weapon of your choice? (Apparently Walther PP9)
Don't care
Then you can't blame anyone but yourself since you've not defined the aim and scope of your...experiment...
Walther P99
Refer to firearm weapon question above.
Yes
Then I suppose anything is a good experiment but not necessarily good or bad idea.

A fight between Quistis of Final Fantasy, Whip from KOF, refereed by Githany of SW.

Alkonium
01-21-2010, 07:07 PM
Good idea, I think.

Write-only files.

Darth Avlectus
01-21-2010, 10:53 PM
Bad idea, you can't really save anything, though it might prevent people from embarrasing themselves...


Investing in a piece of equpiment made by Chicago Electric for a super heavy duty job instead of a normal around-the-house chore...

Alkonium
01-22-2010, 05:20 PM
Depends on the frequency at which you might need to to this job.

Deep-frying an airbag.

Darth Avlectus
01-22-2010, 10:01 PM
Well, you didn't say microwave...considering the heat up causes it to react...good idea if it's strategically placed and timed. :D

Getting lost out in the boonies where that old janitor farmer guy is at.

Totenkopf
01-23-2010, 12:39 AM
Depends.....just how helpless are you.

Have Red Foreman putting his foot up Harry's and Nancy's asses....repeatedly.

Alkonium
01-23-2010, 06:55 PM
Good idea, they probably deserve it.

Using "There's a trial in my pants and you've been summoned." as a pick-up line.

Totenkopf
01-24-2010, 04:04 PM
Bad idea if you're using it on a judge while in court. Otherwise.....sure, ya never really know what's going to work. Even after the other person is done laughing at you, you still might get pity sex.

Pathological lying w/o ever getting caught.

Darth Avlectus
01-24-2010, 04:21 PM
Good Idea until you meet "that one St. Peter dude".


Leaving a bag of cand out for Beavis' access at your party.

Totenkopf
01-24-2010, 04:26 PM
Bad idea, unless you've got a lot of TP to go with it (he'll likely be bring Cornholio along).

Lacing the candy w/a delayed muscle relaxant. :devsmoke:

Darth Avlectus
01-24-2010, 04:32 PM
Good idea, esp if you add laxative and give it to someone you don't like--inconspicuously of course.

Hiring former principal McVicker at burger world.

Alkonium
02-07-2010, 08:53 PM
Good idea. He understands discipline.

Animatronic shop window dummies.

Trench
02-08-2010, 02:24 PM
^Neutral. Depends on what kind of shop.

Declaring war on Greenland.

Alkonium
02-08-2010, 06:02 PM
Bad idea. As one person with no government affiliation, I lack the authority to do that.

Using the sounds of turtles having sex as your ringtone.

Trench
02-08-2010, 06:23 PM
They make noise when they do that? Probably a bad idea.

Getting a male Gorilla as a pet. And he has a thing for humans.

Darth Avlectus
02-08-2010, 08:13 PM
Good Idea If you're a warden and you need "Kong the bubba breaker" to go in and 'tame' some of the more unruly inmates......and Arianna Huffington when you finally decide to let him free.


Using your line mains with prod ends to cook your food directly from the inside out.

Alkonium
02-09-2010, 01:34 PM
Good idea. I'm tired of things being overcooked on the outside and undercooked on the inside.

Doing this:
http://thereifixedit.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129090998145881728.jpg?w=500&h=355

Darth Avlectus
02-09-2010, 10:48 PM
Depends: Only good if you have the touch for it and don't need your eyes...considering visors are so dark you can barely see what you're doing anyways...I guess it should be only a good idea if you're expert...
because even WITH your eyes, if you suck at short arc stick welding, then it won't matter...

Eating purple frogs...

Trench
02-09-2010, 11:39 PM
Suicidal: Good. Otherwise: Bad.

Throwing purple frogs and flaming monkey poo at your annoying neighbor.

Ulmont
02-10-2010, 12:37 AM
Really bad. It gets you on the NRA's watchlist.

Modifying your flamethrower to fire hot sauce.

Darth Avlectus
02-10-2010, 01:12 AM
Does it have flammable incendiary and adhesive? In that case YES!

Otherwise BAD--it'll clog everything.


Pissing off a territorial male zebra during mating season if you're a Tiger.

Ulmont
02-10-2010, 01:22 AM
Eh, neutral. The Zebra will beat you up, but you'll kill it and eat it.

Stealing every nuclear weapon in the entire world, at the exact same time, loading them all onto a rocket, and sending them straight into the sun.

Trench
02-10-2010, 01:48 AM
Neutral. The sun would just let out a little extra gas.

Nominating me for a Jester Badge. :D

Ulmont
02-10-2010, 01:53 AM
Great idea. You could use a badge. ^_^ :D

Swiping your nomination for that jester badge. :p

Hallucination
02-10-2010, 01:53 AM
Horrible idea.

Resurrecting the dead for a for a party of fundeath.

Ulmont
02-10-2010, 01:55 AM
Bad idea. They'd eat you.

Eating your own words.

Trench
02-10-2010, 01:56 AM
Bad idea. I don't exactly use the sweetest language.

Enslaving all of LF.

Ulmont
02-10-2010, 01:59 AM
Bad idea. Slave labor - you get what you pay for.

Running around in a jet airplane while flailing your arms and screaming, "My overture is that you serve me for I am innocuous!" (JFTR, that was a reference to a news post by Shem awhile back) :p

Trench
02-10-2010, 02:03 AM
I can see no flaw in that idea. :carms:

Harnessing the power of a hurricane for the sole purpose of filling up your new pool.

Ulmont
02-10-2010, 02:06 AM
Good idea. I hate waiting.

Having your corpse stuffed and mounted upon death, with a recording which plays back your catchphrase.

Trench
02-10-2010, 02:11 AM
Who told you about that!!!!!1!! Erm, I mean uh... Nevermind.

Launching all garbage on earth into the sun, forever removing landfill problems.

Darth Avlectus
02-10-2010, 02:20 AM
Neutral: I'm not sure yet of the ramifications of doing that.

Frying different forms of manure in an oven.

Trench
02-10-2010, 03:35 AM
Bad idea. You might wanna just take my word on that. :headbump

Crank calling the white house from a pay phone.

Darth Avlectus
02-10-2010, 06:00 AM
Bad idea: not only not affordable but even if you could, the CIA would pinpoint it in like, 30 seconds of the connection.

If you are a bird, dropping walnuts into roads so cars run over them and break their hard shells, so that you can swoop down when safe and take the edible nuts and get fat that way.

Alkonium
02-11-2010, 12:20 AM
Bad idea. They'de taste like road.

Crossover slash fiction. (don't worry, I'll never do that. While I have no problem writing gay, straight, or lesbian romance, I only use entirely original characters)

Darth Avlectus
02-11-2010, 09:43 PM
I have no idea what you're talking about...not sure what 'slash' you're talking about... to me slash is either cutting with a blade or the guy in Guns'N'Roses.

Using "Haaxx" while dr. Haaxx is nearby.

Alkonium
02-12-2010, 05:20 PM
Bad idea. I guess he'll outhack you or something.

Using this pickup tactic:
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/wingman.png

Darth Avlectus
02-12-2010, 09:38 PM
^^^Bad idea unless she's looking for 2 guys at once. >_<
(Just watch GMOD idiot box and you'll se what Haax I'm referring to. )

Destroying relics in Pharaoh Man's dwelling. (Hint:YT What game I'm playing. :devsmoke:)

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-12-2010, 09:54 PM
Bad Idea: All that History....gone forever!

Invading China with 50,000 HK units. I mean, we need the money!

Totenkopf
02-12-2010, 10:02 PM
Bad idea. They're still only droids and China has population to spare. Remember the saying "never get in a land war in asia". Now, if you were talking Super Star Destroyers* (A Death Star would be overkill :D )....

*(or even sith or jedi)

Wearing an ysalimiri (sp?) in Vader's presence.

Darth Avlectus
02-12-2010, 10:05 PM
Good idea--then I can shut down his respirator too and pull a kenobi on his arse all over again before finishing him off--then go and B**** knock Kenobi out for suffering the galaxy to live with Vader.

Going over "Charlie's" head, talking about him behind his back.

Totenkopf
02-12-2010, 10:20 PM
Neutral b/c I don't know which "Charlie" we're talking about here (Charlie Chan, Charlie Brown, etc...).

Getting into a knife throwing match with a real live version of Temari.

Darth Avlectus
02-12-2010, 10:44 PM
Very bad idea, unless you want it all to come right back at you in a tornado.

Camping at the cabin of the Evil Dead.

Totenkopf
02-12-2010, 11:00 PM
Bad idea, especially if you're Bruce Campbell.

Messing w/the doody flinging monkey army when it only wants to be left alone.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-13-2010, 12:53 PM
Bad Idea (who knows what they ate)

Blackmailing McDonalds.

Totenkopf
02-13-2010, 03:34 PM
Bad idea. Besides, they might ask you if you want fries w/that. :xp:

Getting a part on Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-13-2010, 05:13 PM
Bad Idea: They probably won't let you join and we don't want people's hearts broken on these forums!

Infiltrating the Skull and Bones HQ at Yale

Hallucination
02-13-2010, 05:53 PM
Bad idea, it's run by fat goth chicks now.

Dressing up as a tree for a job interview.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-13-2010, 06:02 PM
good idea: especially if your potential boss is a nature loving former hippie!

Singing "Pants on the Ground" in public.

Ghost
02-13-2010, 06:03 PM
Bad Idea: Will get you knocked out

BLASTING YOUR EARS OUT WITH ROCK N ROLL!!! WOOOHOOOO!

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-13-2010, 06:11 PM
bad idea: I might as well go to Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister!

Shaving Santa's beard while he's sleeping

Ghost
02-13-2010, 06:30 PM
Bad Idea: Santa doesn't Exist

Playing Video Games All Day

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-13-2010, 07:22 PM
Bad Idea: Your brain will turn to mush and then explode

Eating bananas until you explode

Ghost
02-13-2010, 07:59 PM
Bad Idea: I am a banana

Laughing at your brother for making a really retarded saying

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-13-2010, 08:06 PM
bad idea: he will just yell "mom 'insert name here' said something mean about me!"

Reading all the Harry Potters Backwards

Ghost
02-13-2010, 08:49 PM
Bad Idea: Confuses the plot.

Read The Giver by Lois Lowry

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-13-2010, 09:28 PM
Bad Idea: A lot of people have no idea what the heck your talking about!

Watch The Lord of the Rings Trilogy in One Day

Ghost
02-13-2010, 09:49 PM
Good Idea: LOTR is interesting

Play Texas Hold'em Poker all day

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-14-2010, 11:09 AM
Good idea: you may run outta money, but it is worth it


Sing "I am a Barbie girl" in public

Totenkopf
02-14-2010, 04:16 PM
Okayyyy...."Te Darasuum Mandalaor is a Barbie girl..." I don't know...not very catchy. :devsmoke:

Pin the tail on Party Boy from the Jackass crew.

Darth Avlectus
02-14-2010, 06:33 PM
He already did that--the daetails of which make me want to vomit and it is not for PG-13 audiences.

Go tell bender to get bent.

Totenkopf
02-14-2010, 10:28 PM
Couldn't hurt. He'd probably take you up on it in more ways than one. He's a foul mouthed crazy robot w/a twisted streak as wide as the Milky Way.

Poking Leela in the eye.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-16-2010, 11:33 AM
Bad IDea: Whoever she is, she probably won't like it!

Going back in time and convincing Adolf Hitler to pursue his dream as an artist instead of politics

Ghost
02-16-2010, 07:00 PM
Good Idea: Would save my grandma from PTSD :D

Do a double back flip while skiing

Alkonium
02-17-2010, 01:23 PM
Bad idea. You'd probably make it halfway through one before hitting the ground headfirst.

Rubber doors that make knocks inaudible.

Totenkopf
02-17-2010, 03:35 PM
Probably better than a "do not disturb sign".

Putting Mike Tyson in the boxing ring with a chimpanzee as an opponent.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-21-2010, 07:21 PM
good idea: The chimp will probably beat the heck outta him!

Telling all of your best yomama jokes to Osama-bin-laden so much that it will make him cry

Ghost
02-21-2010, 09:45 PM
bad idea: he will first nuke your head off, and then nuke all of america. You'd be insane to try that.

Try to avoid bullets matrix style

Totenkopf
02-21-2010, 11:27 PM
Bad idea, lest being a bullet riddled corpse is appealing to you.

Juggling live grenades.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-22-2010, 08:39 AM
bad idea: You imbisile!

Flushing Barney the dinosour down the toilet.

Trench
02-22-2010, 11:44 AM
Bad idea. Toilets take enough crap.

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7329/rleeermeyworkstop.jpg

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-22-2010, 11:59 AM
(You forgot to post your question)

Cooking Mr Krabbs into his own Krabby Patties!

LordOfTheFish
02-22-2010, 04:25 PM
Bad idea, then there wouldn't be anyone to keep Plankton from stealing the Krabby Patty formula.

Having a sleep over at Herbert's house?

Trench
02-22-2010, 04:33 PM
I'd much rather not.

(that was my idea Dar'ika)

Capturing an asteroid to act as a second moon to earth.

Astor
02-22-2010, 06:30 PM
Bad idea. We wouldn't want to miscalculate and wipe out life on Earth, would we?

Shark racing.

Ghost
02-22-2010, 06:37 PM
Bad idea, they take cheap shots.

Make another International Space Station over Mars

Alkonium
02-22-2010, 09:41 PM
You mean there's one over it already?

This gun:
http://epicwinftw.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129113431903483145.jpg

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-23-2010, 03:28 PM
bad idea: people will just squeez Darth Banana so much that gross and slimy Banana juice comes out.

Making Aragorn and Obi Wan Kenobi duel. Who will win?

Totenkopf
02-23-2010, 04:23 PM
Bad idea, if you're Aragorn. Magic trumps swords/blades and bows and arrows.

Marrying someone w/o a prenup if you're worth a lot of money.

Astor
02-23-2010, 05:05 PM
Good Idea. After all, you love them and you'll be together forever, right? :p

Jogging through a shopping mall naked.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-23-2010, 05:38 PM
good idea: If you are Adam or Eve!

Bastila and Revan get married.

Ghost
02-23-2010, 06:32 PM
yeah i bet that is your dream aint it?

Shooting Alkonium for misusing one of my fellow bananas

Totenkopf
02-24-2010, 12:26 AM
Bad idea. He still needs to make a second banana pistol to go with the first.

Preventing Astor from changing his avatar for at least another year.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-24-2010, 08:06 AM
bad idea: He's a gentleman of fortune, remember?


eating Darth Banana

Alkonium
02-24-2010, 08:40 AM
Good idea. He's a good source of potassium.

Beating Darth Banana with a baseball bat covered in peanut butter and jelly.