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Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-24-2010, 08:53 AM
bad idea: That wou;d taste discusting!

Barrack Obama fighting with a lightsaber in a campaign add.

Working Class Hero
02-24-2010, 04:32 PM
Bad idea. He might accidentally hack his arms off.

Dick Cheney interviewing Osama Bin Laden.

Ghost
02-24-2010, 05:22 PM
Good Idea: Dick Cheney would get his head blasted off

First killing Doctor Who, then slamming his body against Alkonium's head

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-24-2010, 05:43 PM
good idea: But remember, he can time travel

Tricking Ahsoka into commiting suicide.

Ghost
02-24-2010, 06:50 PM
I exist outside the laws of space and time, and thus is his downfall

Bad Idea: I like it, but Anakin's Emo side would emerge earlier, and we all hate him

Shooting Palpatine for just annoying me

Totenkopf
02-24-2010, 07:03 PM
Bad idea, if such a charachter actually existed. Besides, you'd just be ruining a perfectly good tv/monitor IRL (or other piece of plastic/paper).

Traversing the multiverse and getting stuck in a RL SW setting.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-25-2010, 05:17 PM
good idea: that would be fun!

if ahsoka won't commit suicide, how about we hire a male togruta to steal her heart and then break up with her after she falls madly in love with him and then her heart will be broken and she will die.

Hallucination
02-25-2010, 09:36 PM
Bad idea, we already know that she is out the picture for the OT, so obsessing over her negatively is just a wasting time.

Creating a new musical fusion of death metal and porno groove called screaming sex metal.

Darth Avlectus
02-25-2010, 10:18 PM
Excellent idea. Where can I sign up? :dev9:

Visiting 4 chan and betting on the expectation of your brains to not be scrambled and ****ed up after 3 hours.

Alkonium
02-25-2010, 10:50 PM
Bad idea, though I stopped reading at "Visiting 4 chan"

Someone starting up a forum game here called "Sexually arouse the poster below you."

Darth Avlectus
02-25-2010, 11:03 PM
Bad Idea: You'd get nailed with a pedophelia charge or soliciting a minor, or contributing to their dilenquency...or something like that.

I'd be up for it if this were an 18+ forum--not like the posters and their images are anyone who you'd meet IRL. However, Fry's Electronics made me do something really naughty last week. *blush*


Sticking your tongue to the terminals of a car battery.

Ghost
02-25-2010, 11:29 PM
Bad Idea: Shocking isn't it?

Jumping into a TV

Darth Avlectus
02-26-2010, 12:05 AM
Bad idea as either one of you or both of you will not come off it very well...but that's to be expected if you ever try doing Jackass at home or you try out for Back Yard Wrestling.


Wiping yourself off with a furry rodent.

Alkonium
02-26-2010, 01:52 PM
Bad idea, that just makes things worse.

Selling something on eBay, and instead of sending it, sending a box full of live spiders to the buyer.

Hallucination
02-26-2010, 02:06 PM
Good idea, since the buyer was probably going to take it and send a complaint that they got the wrong item anyway.

Selling a giant box of live spiders on eBay, but instead sending a yourself wearing a spider costume, hugging the buyer and running away. While singing a screaming sex metal song.

Where can I sign up?
PM me, the band's looking for a keyboardist and a drummer. Bonus points if you can sing, scream, or have sex in front of a mic.

Alkonium
02-26-2010, 04:10 PM
Bad idea. Who'd knowingly buy a giant box of live spiders? (I'm about to be really sorry I asked that, aren't I?)

Me joining Hallucination's Screaming Sex Metal band as lead vocalist.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-26-2010, 04:16 PM
bad idea: Sex Bands never last

Buying BioWare and tell everybody to stop with the MMO and instead work on a K3.

Alkonium
02-26-2010, 07:22 PM
Bad idea. Most people are actually looking forward to TOR now.

Using Darth Banana to make Banana Bread.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-26-2010, 07:40 PM
good idea: Banana bread is good no matter what is cooked into it

Stealing the LF URL and selling it on Ebay.

Darth Avlectus
02-26-2010, 09:04 PM
Good idea, I wanna watch some of our admin and staff get really pissed off about it. :p

Putting a telephone in a dishwasher.

PM me, the band's looking for a keyboardist and a drummer. Bonus points if you can sing, scream, or have sex in front of a mic.

Eh, I'm not particularly good with either of those instruments...with Alk now the vocalist... You really sure you want me naked on the stage with 2 cute gigantic danish women? :naughty:

Ghost
02-26-2010, 10:47 PM
Bad Idea: electricutes you

Shooting Doctor who then cooking Alkonium into cooked meat.

Totenkopf
02-27-2010, 02:13 AM
Bad idea if you're normal, but if you're a cannibal....

Pealing Darth Banana and feeding him to GTA's monkey army.

Ghost
02-27-2010, 10:07 AM
Bad Idea: If you attempt to peel me, I will release my superawesome nuclear explosion

(someone trys to peel banana)
http://www.maniacworld.com/Tsar-Nuclear-Explosion.jpg

HAHAHAHA!!

Starting up a band to boycott LA's recent productions

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-27-2010, 10:18 AM
good idea: Maybe this time they will listen!

Blow up Corascaunt

Alkonium
02-27-2010, 10:58 AM
Bad Idea. I've never heard of Corascaunt.

Trying to sell a drug called Hallucinex.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
02-27-2010, 11:14 AM
good idea: "I am your pusha"

Convincing Jae Onasi to beatbox

Hallucination
02-27-2010, 03:54 PM
Bad idea, it would never work because there is no such thing as Christian beatboxing.

Making muzak versions of screaming sex metal songs.

Bad Idea. I've never heard of Corascaunt.

Trying to sell a drug called Hallucinex.
Wouldn't that just be name brand acid?

Alkonium
02-28-2010, 11:48 PM
Um, probably.

Pointless idea. There are no screaming sex metal songs ... yet.

Making the blue screen of death red instead.

Totenkopf
03-01-2010, 01:04 AM
Neutral. As long as it ain't pink, doesn't matter much.

Make Alk write a screaming sex metal song as the new intro for Dr. Who.

Hallucination
03-01-2010, 01:15 AM
****ing awesome idea.

Me posting my entry into a contest for 1 year's tuition in Ahto.

Alkonium
03-01-2010, 08:02 PM
Bad idea. That's what's called plagiarism bait, even though I may have just coined that phrase now.

Making an icepack with a bunch of icecubes and a sock, and then microwaving it.

Darth Avlectus
03-01-2010, 08:11 PM
Idea depends on situation and context: I happen to know ice cubes can crackle and come apart violently under certain conditions. :dev9:
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There are no screaming sex metal songs ... yet.

Oh no? Then what is that one Cradle of Filth song?
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Pruning some power lines with a chainsaw.

Totenkopf
03-01-2010, 08:23 PM
Good idea, especially if done to songs like Shock the Monkey, You Shook Me All Night Long (or at least long enough to almost kill me), etc....

Playing a variation of Russian Roullette with 3 bullets instead of one and where you point the gun at the person to your left.

Alkonium
03-01-2010, 08:35 PM
Good Idea, especially when played with people you don't like.

Deep-frying a car battery.

Darth Avlectus
03-01-2010, 10:14 PM
Interesting idea if you mean that in cooking grease. :p


Irritating Francis on L4d when he says you got a pretty mouth.

Totenkopf
03-01-2010, 10:37 PM
Never played it, but guessing whoever did it in game had better be well armed...

Throwing stones at people who live in glass houses.

Darth Avlectus
03-02-2010, 05:39 PM
Good idea if you don't live in a glass house yourself.

Trying to hitch a ride with Lloyd and Harry.

Alkonium
03-03-2010, 05:58 PM
Good Idea. There's never boring.

Serrated spoons.

Darth Avlectus
03-04-2010, 03:49 PM
Good idea if you don't mind getting cut every time you eat with it.


Bungie jumping out a ten story window, juggalo status. (Hint: song called "What is a Juggalo?")

Te Darasuum Mandalor
03-06-2010, 07:38 PM
good idea: COWABUNGA

Taking Kreia to prom

Tobias Reiper
03-06-2010, 07:43 PM
Good idea: Guarantees you have enough space on the dance floor, and you might even get a chance to humiliate her in front of everyone.

Joining the Mafia.

Ghost
03-06-2010, 07:43 PM
Bad Idea: she will expose your ugliness :xp:

Having a staring contest all night

Tobias Reiper
03-06-2010, 07:45 PM
Bad Idea: The lack of sleep'll make you drowsy during the night and you'll just fall asleep.

Answering my ideas, just like how Darth Banana did-oh wait.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
03-07-2010, 07:25 AM
bad idea: I don't like your ideas

hacking someone's WOW account and changing their password!

Alkonium
03-07-2010, 07:37 AM
Good Idea. That game is horrible.

Putting a virus on WoW's central server.

Hallucination
03-07-2010, 04:38 PM
Bad idea, if someone is having fun playing a game you don't like why do you want to ruin their time? Do you see WoW players crashing the RP forums on LF?

Making Failure and Hum DLC for Rock Band.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
03-09-2010, 04:45 PM
good idea: It is so funny when they screw up!

playing Age of Empires for 94 hours strait.

Alkonium
03-09-2010, 07:31 PM
Bad idea, but it doesn't really matter which game.

Cramming multiple game discs into a console in an attempt to create a twisted hybrid game.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
03-09-2010, 08:32 PM
good idea: Now we can play Knights of the Halo EmpiresCraft!

buying a PS3.

Hallucination
03-09-2010, 08:51 PM
Good idea, it's not like it's February 29, 2010 anymore.

Building a time machine that will make you travel forwards in time at a rate of 1.

Making Failure and Hum DLC for Rock Band.good idea: It is so funny when they screw up!
Are you saying that adding two of the best bands ever to Rock Band would be a screw up? :carms:

Totenkopf
03-09-2010, 09:18 PM
Neutral. One what?

Being indestructible AND insufferable.

Darth Avlectus
03-10-2010, 10:32 PM
Neutral: Not sure how that'd work to be honest.

GMOD IDIOT BOX [special]: The fall of Nanci Pelosi in the cave of the ancient voodoodick.

Totenkopf
03-11-2010, 05:09 AM
OK. Anything deriding Pelosi is probably good, even if it's bad.

Sexaroids for eunuchs.

Alkonium
03-11-2010, 05:50 PM
Pointless idea. What are they going to do with them?

Mixing aphrodisiacs and steroids.

Totenkopf
03-11-2010, 06:44 PM
Bad idea, muscleheads have to few active brain cells as it is.

Pimping the neighbors wives.

Alkonium
03-11-2010, 06:49 PM
Depends on the sort of relationship you have with your neighbour and his/her wife(s).

A YouTube series in which you determine how safe things are to eat by eating them, called "Is It A Good Idea To Eat This?".

Totenkopf
03-11-2010, 09:09 PM
Depends. If you're Andrew Zimmern, it probably seems like a good idea.

Winning $100 million in the lottery and having everyone, everywhere, know it was you.

Alkonium
03-11-2010, 09:32 PM
Bad idea. To quote a certain Rush song, "Begging hands and bleeding hearts will only cry out for more."

Wearing googles completely wrapped in tinfoil to protect your eyes, because noone likes roasted eyes.

Darth Avlectus
03-11-2010, 09:53 PM
Good, to a point, if you don't need to see anything.


Cavity searching paris hilton (I mean, we all know how much she uses that part of her body for other things, anyways).

Alkonium
03-11-2010, 10:02 PM
Bad idea, without a hazmat suit.

Using batteries as kindling in a campfire.

Darth Avlectus
03-11-2010, 10:17 PM
Excellent idea, I just love it how they pop and explode caustic fluid.

Making love to a bee hive.

Hallucination
03-12-2010, 02:27 AM
Good idea, that way you can make jokes to your 'sweet thang'.

Making a beeline to a love hive.

Totenkopf
03-12-2010, 01:38 PM
Depends on the kind of loving in question.

Playing ninja peek-a-boo w/GTA.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
03-12-2010, 03:36 PM
good idea: he still has a baby in him!

Painting a smile on the Mona Lisa and making her stare less......creepy.

Alkonium
03-12-2010, 03:56 PM
Bad idea. Whenever you try to make something less creepy, you end up making it much worse.

YouTube charging for the right to upload certain types of content. (ie, $15 a month to show fire, $20 a month to show animals, and so on and so forth)

Trench
03-12-2010, 04:02 PM
Bad idea. I'd go broke uploading videos of animals on fire. :dev11:

Pouring napalm on an ants nest.

Alkonium
03-12-2010, 04:20 PM
What about ants nest?

Checking over your spelling before posting.

Hallucination
03-12-2010, 04:53 PM
Horrible idea, that would make fewer lulz to go around.

Only making funny posts for the rest of your life.

Bad idea. I'd go broke uploading videos of animals on fire. :dev11: [/goodchristianboy]
Fixed that for you.

Trench
03-12-2010, 05:04 PM
I'm already doing that, so good idea.
Fixed that for you.
Having a little trouble discerning a serious remark from a sarcastic one Hal? :xp:

Duel booting Windows Vista and Windows Me on a Mac. :whacked:

Hallucination
03-12-2010, 06:46 PM
Bad idea, duelling OS's just ruin your hard drive.

Building a 2-in-1 toaster/PC.

Having a little trouble discerning a serious remark from a sarcastic one Hal? :xp:

You must be getting your minerals, 'cause I just found some irony. o_Q

Alkonium
03-12-2010, 07:24 PM
Good Idea, I always crave toast when I'm at the computer.

Building a 2-in-1 loaf of bread/toaster.

Darth Avlectus
03-12-2010, 07:29 PM
Only a good idea if you don't mind shorting-out the computer bit, if not overloading it from the heat. That is if it doesn't trip your electrical breakers with the amount of current running through that.
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good idea: he still has a baby in him!
You're obviously not aware of the "ninja" I'm talking about. :naughty:
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Running around with your orgy harem in the cold right now, each in nothing but a thong.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
03-12-2010, 07:48 PM
bad idea: Only Muslims have Herems!

Burning down Harvard

Alkonium
03-12-2010, 07:50 PM
Bad idea, unless you're an anti-intellectual.

Partially crossdressing to prove a point about gender equality.

Trench
03-12-2010, 08:04 PM
Bad idea. Ever since the invention of camera phones and the internet, just no.
You must be getting your minerals, 'cause I just found some irony. o_Q

Touche'. o_Q

Shaving rats and using them for hood ornaments.

Hallucination
03-12-2010, 10:05 PM
Bad idea. What do you have against animals, anyway?

Finding out what Te Melanin Man o' War has against animals.

Darth Avlectus
03-12-2010, 10:16 PM
Yes, good idea. I am especially interested since I own a rat or two right now in fact.

bad idea: Only Muslims have Herems!
Harems can be had by anyone, they're just largely associated with moslems. :carms: I *can* have my harem of people, sexariod dolls, and farm animals and *not* believe in Islam!

Bad idea, unless you're an anti-intellectual.
That...Or you have been contracted in secret by a competing university to do so and paid handsomely. Knowing you Alk, that could mean any one of several things. :devsmoke:

Shaving rats and using them for hood ornaments.
I have rats as pets. :mad:
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PWNING Dr. Hax when he least suspects.

Trench
03-12-2010, 10:47 PM
Bad idea. He'll be back.

I saw a rat in the barn recently. Just nearly crawled up my boot. I don't like rats.

Using a combination of napalm and fireworks to create the best 4th of July display ever.

Darth Avlectus
03-12-2010, 11:22 PM
Ooh, pretty. I'd be down for that. Also, take some Heet brand antifreeze (it's ethyl alcohol or something like that) and mix in some boric acid powder (roach killer)--be careful as both of these are extremely toxic--then ignite it and you have green fire as well. There was also something else you could by boiling some ferrous liquid similar to hematite and it made purple clouds and it trails red once it catches on ceilings or walls and condensed again in liquid form. (Does anyone else know what I'm talking about? Know what the magical stuff is called?)

(BTW, oh, that's right you live in a farming community where they are nuisances, mybad)



Sequel to Angry Cat Man's "Yelling at cats" video.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
03-13-2010, 06:24 AM
bad idea: His mama is the only one who appreciates those videos!

Getting drunk from the wine at Church.

Hallucination
03-13-2010, 02:53 PM
Well, for me it would be a bad idea because it means that I only show up to get inebriated, but for a more regular churchgoer it'd probably be alright to get drunk every once in a while. I mean, if the priest is alright with it.

Moonwalking on Saturn.

Alkonium
03-13-2010, 03:16 PM
Bad idea, not much to walk on.

Caffeinated beer.

Hallucination
03-13-2010, 06:02 PM
Good idea, but I'm pretty sure that it's already around. But if not, the caffeine would make people think that it makes them sober up, and then the placebo effect will hit, which will make them act less like idiots, so everyone wins.

Dropping out of an engineering program to double major in Theatre and Women's Studies.

While being a dude.

Alkonium
03-13-2010, 07:55 PM
Depends on why.

Doing this:
http://www.cad-comic.com/comics/cad/20040221.jpg

Darth Avlectus
03-14-2010, 05:47 PM
^^^From a serious standpoint, however, you're not exactly counteracting one another with caffeine vs alcohol. I may be being too scientific about it but it's true that your system really is having a hard time compensating and keeping up when you do this: your body is reacting to both at the same time and sending out signals according to both. Your system panics. BAD, bad idea.
From a flavorful standpoint: Already tried, results vary. Blueberry soda and lager isn't too bad, actually. Some, on the other hand taste just awful. :p

Hotsauce enema.

Totenkopf
03-15-2010, 12:17 AM
Depends.....are you giving or receiving? ;)

Being crazy as a loon and still running for public office.

Alkonium
03-15-2010, 07:44 AM
Good idea, elections can get pretty boring when all the candidates are sane.

Wearing this:
http://208.106.181.133/_media/imgs/articles2/a97002_g003_11-shoes.jpg

Hallucination
03-15-2010, 09:52 AM
For me? Bad idea, I don't have the bust for it.

DMing a D&D game just to kill all your players.

Alkonium
03-15-2010, 11:11 AM
Good idea, until they catch on.

Diamond-studded fruitcake. And I mean real, proper diamonds, not edible, fake diamonds.

Totenkopf
03-15-2010, 12:37 PM
Good idea....if the idea of ****ting tiffany cuff links appeals to you.

Being granted the power of Midas' Touch (and no, you've got no control over the outcome).

Darth Avlectus
03-15-2010, 06:07 PM
Good idea provided you have proper disclaimers and waivers in order.

Pulling an "NMIAD" to cut costs. (Ninja Mission of Irresponsible Appliance Disposal) :dev9:

Hallucination
03-15-2010, 08:32 PM
Good idea, after the novelty wears off I'd be an insane super villain, and be covered in textbooks for centuries to come.

Good idea, proper disposal and recycling cause global warming.

Being granted the power to meticulously review textbooks (and yes, you have to fact-check old editions and new additions).

Alkonium
03-15-2010, 09:28 PM
Good idea. Someone has to do it.

Taking unintentionally creepy things, and trying to make them less creepy.

Totenkopf
03-15-2010, 11:10 PM
Bad idea. Given the vagaries of everyones' personal phobias, you'll have time for little else.

Banning clueless morons from your place of business.

Darth Avlectus
03-15-2010, 11:10 PM
Neutral: Mixed results, but common sense suggests morons (as these things go) your efforts shall be in vain b/c what you go in intending to make better may well end up worse off. Sometimes it can be made better.

Appealing for the creation of a merit patch: "jackass of LF" b/c you post extensively in the games section. Requirements: You aren't exactly funny like a jester but amusing nonetheless to at least 3 other members and have 1500 posts here in this section. C'mon, whadya think fellas (and ladies if we have any here, in any form)?

Totenkopf
03-16-2010, 01:41 AM
Neutral. Not b/c it's a good/bad idea, but b/c they don't count these posts and would probably just ignore the request.

Putting LF out of business.

Hallucination
03-16-2010, 01:58 AM
Bad idea: if we did that the LF Jonas Brothers would spread across the internet like the real Jonas Brothers, and we can't have that happening.

Building a time machine only to go back in time and kill yourself before you start working on it.

Darth Avlectus
03-16-2010, 11:26 AM
Bad idea: You'll paradox the entire universe. I'm gonna be pretty pissed off if you paradox everything and I miss my rat porn.:mad:

Canadian bacon of a unique kind at a restaurant (hint: sig). :dev9:

Totenkopf
03-16-2010, 12:07 PM
Good idea. Just don't call it the Soylent Green breakfast special.

Pitching a battle between the trebuchet monkey army and a bunch of zombies.

Trench
03-16-2010, 03:26 PM
Good idea. Lemme grab my popcorn and an umbrella.

Playing "ding-dong-ditch" with Death's door.

Darth Avlectus
03-17-2010, 01:59 AM
Good idea if you're Simon Belmont, IIRC Death didn't come off too well.

Mowing the lawn of a landmine field...full of stench mines.

Hallucination
03-17-2010, 02:13 AM
Good idea, if someone does that the mines will be disabled and then people would be able to enjoy the newly mowed grass. It's a way of taking one for the team.

DMing a game of D&D just to say 'rocks fall on you, you die' right before what would be a climactic boss fight.

Darth Avlectus
03-18-2010, 03:56 PM
^^^Neutral: Okay, if that's how you want it but as you imply it's kind of anti climactic. :indif:

Hot chainsaws through huge blocks of butter.

Alkonium
03-18-2010, 05:57 PM
Good idea, for entertainment purposes. Practically, the whole premise is a bit ridiculous.

Chugging a few tankards of Tabasco sauce.

Darth Avlectus
03-18-2010, 10:56 PM
Good idea if you're constipated or have sinus congestion.


Taking off all your clothes.......and running up and bear hugging a cactus.

Trench
03-18-2010, 11:19 PM
Good idea. Makes for good laughs if gotten on tape. Bad idea if you want to have kids.

Melting chocolate into the keyboard of your laptop and trying to get the insurance on it.

Alkonium
03-18-2010, 11:26 PM
Bad idea. They can spot deliberate stuff.

A fetish involving fire and/or chainsaws.

Darth Avlectus
03-18-2010, 11:39 PM
Good idea if you *aren't* the main object of their efforts. BAD idea if you are.


Lighting up in an barn full of corn powder in the air.

Trench
03-19-2010, 12:34 AM
Bad idea. Just, no.

Creating an immensely lame horror movie and submitting it to a large studio.

Darth Avlectus
03-19-2010, 12:43 AM
Neutral: Already been done...some making ridiculous amounts of fortune. Others failing horribly.

Feeding grasshoppers to pet rats.

Hallucination
03-19-2010, 03:21 PM
Good idea if you can get the rats to eat them, otherwise you're just having some would-be food jumping around in a cage.

Feeding rats to pet grasshoppers.

Bad idea. They can spot deliberate stuff.
That, plus they'd keep the chocolate.

Darth Avlectus
03-19-2010, 05:54 PM
Bad idea if you value the lives of your grasshoppers. If they don't care to eat they kill the grasshoppers anyways.

Barbecued paint with wood chips.

Alkonium
03-26-2010, 01:15 PM
Bad idea, the paint would just spill over the grill and cover the charcoal.

A Star Wars game with all the text in Aurebesh.

Darth Avlectus
03-26-2010, 09:50 PM
Good idea if you understand Aruebesh, if not...well... :giveup:

Dropping a cryogenically frozen Jason Voorhees into the sun.

Alkonium
03-26-2010, 10:52 PM
Good Idea. He deserves it.

Deep frying Freddy Krueger.

Darth Avlectus
03-26-2010, 11:01 PM
Great Idea: that bastard deserves to burn.

Using an electromagnet on Pinface and exposing him to the sun.

Alkonium
03-30-2010, 11:11 AM
Good idea. He is the guy from Hellraiser, right?

Doctor Who writers going out of their way to give children nightmares.

Darth Avlectus
03-31-2010, 01:43 AM
Neutral: Can't comment on the Canadian society, but for sure it might end up having a somewhat opposite effect since America's children are so desensitized.

Closing your eyes and me showing your face.

Hallucination
03-31-2010, 01:54 AM
Bad idea, I have no idea what you'll do with my face when I'm not looking.

Calling STO players STOners.

Darth Avlectus
03-31-2010, 08:33 PM
Neutral: I thought STO was short for Standing Trip Over. :D

Bad idea, I have no idea what you'll do with my face when I'm not looking.
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Letting your male cat fall in love with your neighbor's heater so it pulls a Chapelle.

Alkonium
04-04-2010, 08:28 PM
Futile idea, my two cats (both male) were neutered.

Using "so thick you could cut it with a knife" to describe a person.

Darth Avlectus
04-05-2010, 06:20 PM
Excellent idea because the truer it is, the slower they are.

Futile idea, my two cats (both male) were neutered.
Must be a tamer specimen, I had a male cat as a kid and even after neutering him, he'd still mark stuff. He lived outside, was still really wild, and...dogs stayed away from him most the time.

Beating down a combine soldier.

Alkonium
04-05-2010, 06:36 PM
Good idea, if successful, you'll inspire others to do the same an begin an uprising!

Microwaving a metal travel mug/water bottle.

Hallucination
04-05-2010, 07:42 PM
Good idea, warm drinks on the go are ftw.

Microwaving a metal travel mug only to stay at home for the night.

Alkonium
04-05-2010, 07:54 PM
Bad idea, you'll have killed a microwave for nothing.

Writing a vampire novel, advertising it in such a way that it appeals to Twilight fans, but in reality, it's vampires are the most horrifying, terrifying and nightmarish vampires ever.

Darth Avlectus
04-05-2010, 11:53 PM
Good idea, because any moron that loved twilight because of its genius in literature (Haven't read it--just going off opinions and revue by trustworthy intellectual friends!) deserves to at least be made to retract those words before the intellectuals go blowing off some nuggets. (Though I wouldn't mind the bloodbath! :dev9:)

Using an induction heater for a copper vapor laser that has a quartz discharge cavity tube. (Need help? http://repairfaq.org/sam/laserfaq.htm It should be between HeHg and Dye laser sections--if you don't mind reading a bunch.)

Alkonium
04-12-2010, 09:57 PM
Bad idea, it still needs insulation.

Giving zombies the "Twilight treatment".

Darth Avlectus
04-12-2010, 11:38 PM
Good idea, necrophilia is always fun. Especially with dead mothers.


A rocket shopping cart going off a jump and trying to fly from Coreleone's mansion in lake tahoe, flying accross the lake to the stateline town.

Alkonium
04-13-2010, 10:51 AM
If someone's in the cart, bad idea. If the cart is unmanned, good idea. Everyone loves spectacle.

An aggressive anti-bullying initiative/campaign called Eliminate Bullying, Eliminate Bullies.

Trench
04-13-2010, 12:47 PM
I like it. Where do I sign up?

A crossover between "Doctor Who" and "Twilight."

Alkonium
04-13-2010, 01:02 PM
Good idea, if it involves Edward and Bella getting Exterminated by Daleks, Deleted by Cybermen, or eaten by Vashta Nerada.

Watching every video by fred on YouTube.

Darth Avlectus
04-13-2010, 03:11 PM
:barf: Bad idea, there's more constructive things to do than that--even for us.

Stopping to think.

greggomonkey
04-13-2010, 06:03 PM
good idea, you might get something useful done.

a watch that tells the time everywhere in the world, at the touch of the button(one time at a time ya know)

Alkonium
04-13-2010, 06:56 PM
Bad idea for just a watch. Too much of a hassle just to know local time.

A wristwatch that automatically adjusts for time zone and daylight savings.

Darth Avlectus
04-13-2010, 08:37 PM
Excellent idea--in fact I believe there already are watches which do that. And camera watches, and laser watches, and all sorts of other fascinating gadgets--sorta like the old show Dick Tracy--around long before James Bond I might add.

Using xenon as an active medium gas in a pulsed multigas laser.

Totenkopf
04-13-2010, 11:34 PM
Good idea if it works......better idea if it's volatile and doesn't. Spectacles are always nice to watch.

Lynching politicians.

Darth Avlectus
04-14-2010, 12:24 AM
Good idea. 'Nuff said.

Playing clay shooting with discs of manure instead, over an outdoor rave dancefloor.

Alkonium
04-14-2010, 09:39 AM
Bad idea, unless you let the manure harden.

Asking "Have you decreased in mass?" in stead of "Have you lost weight?"

Trench
04-14-2010, 03:44 PM
Good idea. No need to explain, just good.

Deleting every Fred video on YouTube.

Alkonium
04-14-2010, 03:47 PM
Bad idea. The person behind Fred (Fred's actually fictional) is a YouTube partner, and thus makes money off the ad revenue, probably as a full time job.

Microwaving a bottle of beer.

greggomonkey
04-14-2010, 06:40 PM
bad idea, bad taste.

Eating a whole block of cheese.

Darth Avlectus
04-14-2010, 08:07 PM
Neutral: you have to consider flavor, smell, and calories and the tradeoffs as well as relative size.

Sneaking up to Slick Rick, and snatching off his eyepatch. (Ladee-dadee)

Alkonium
04-14-2010, 11:56 PM
Bad idea, I'm assuming there's a reason for the name.

Based on the video below, replacing elections with a system in which all the candidates are stuck in a giant microwave, and the last one standing is appointed to the position.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MA4mwnlhh4

Darth Avlectus
04-15-2010, 12:23 AM
Great idea: ultimately nobody is left standing. And no politician is trustworthy anyways.
BTW, I'm sure I could troubleshoot what went wrong with it. Hell anyone could--it isn't really rocket science. Though off hand I would estimate it's kind of obvious as the thing probably overheated or overdrew current (from abnormal contents to be processed :rolleyes:) and blew a fuse in the mains. That or the Triac/SCR switcher got toasted. Microwaves, though lethally dangerous, are not all that complicated to troubleshoot and repair. http://repairfaq.org/sam/micfaq.htm

Eating a bowl of cluster bombs and spreading a jelly fish on your toast.

greggomonkey
04-15-2010, 09:36 AM
Bad Idea: exploding is not a cool way to go, sorta.

Running into a Wal-Mart with a Pear wearing a turban and screaming "Allah Allah Allah", "Jihad Jihad."

Alkonium
04-15-2010, 09:39 AM
Good idea, not much harm you could do with a pear, and it can get pretty boring in there at times.

My previous idea, but with effigies instead of the actual candidates.

Darth Avlectus
04-15-2010, 03:58 PM
Neutral: That would depend upon that the effigies in question are made out of...

Sending a swat team after Jason Voorhees in hopes their combined efforts would at last destroy him.

greggomonkey
04-17-2010, 09:49 AM
Bad Idea: That guy has a machette

Lighting GTA:SW on fire.

Darth Avlectus
04-17-2010, 04:40 PM
Bad idea: If I fart while you try, YOU'LL be the one to end up on fire.

Getting on the GMOD idiot box professor's bad side if you don't want to hear the most annoying sound in the world. (hint to those not in the know: just watch a few episodes on YT to get an idea what I'm talking about. :p)

Alkonium
04-17-2010, 04:46 PM
Bad idea, that's more than just that sound waiting for you.

Novelising episodes of YouTube shows like "Will It Blend?" or "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?"

Darth Avlectus
04-20-2010, 01:34 AM
Neutral: While I'd be all for that idea...if you're doing that for a profit that's going to be a bit of a snag...

Having Christopher Lee as your passenger in your monster truck while you do a triple duty rodeo-cruncho grand championship.

Alkonium
04-20-2010, 09:32 AM
Good idea, Christopher Lee makes everything awesome.

On principle, refusing to take any job that requires you to wear a red shirt.

Darth Avlectus
04-20-2010, 06:47 PM
Unknown to Neutral: Why????????

Calling beating-to-knockoff contests with the GTA San Andreas 'purple toy' atop the "giant bridge" beat-off contests.

Trench
04-20-2010, 07:05 PM
No. Just, no.

@GTA: Redshirts always die. You ever watch Star Trek? :xp:

Sticking your hand in an active toaster with a tendency to have "shocking" properties.

Alkonium
04-20-2010, 07:15 PM
Bad idea, you won't be able to tell which burns are from what.

Microwaving a car battery.

Darth Avlectus
04-20-2010, 08:28 PM
Neutral: The car battery won't really get much harm, and the microwave will just keck.

@ mandalor: Apparently not enough trek to get that...and I watched a bit here and there.

Microwaving mostly expired (translation: un-lit and now physically compromised outer casing) Pyro that you just found out is bad b/c your rats have been nesting in there when they decide to run off. (True story btw.)

Alkonium
04-21-2010, 12:23 PM
Bad idea, there's probably something still potent in there.

Whether you mean it or not, leaving a note on your fridge saying "Gone out murderin', be back around five." when you leave the house.

Darth Avlectus
04-21-2010, 05:19 PM
Good idea if
1) you live alone
2) you live with anyone else who understands that line of humor.
Bad idea for people who live with someone who wouldn't understand.
.......all the while I'm not even counting whether or not one actually intends to carry out that note...:indif:

Trying to get jiggy with Halibel from Bleach and yet being nowhere near as powerful as she.

Alkonium
04-22-2010, 04:30 PM
Bad idea. If you fail, she could reject you violently. If you succeed, let's just say she might not know her own strength.

Answering "Outranking you." to the question "Where do you see yourself in X number of years?" at a job interview.

greggomonkey
04-22-2010, 06:10 PM
Bad Idea: no job for you!

Stealing Mike Tyson's tiger.

Darth Avlectus
04-22-2010, 06:19 PM
Only a good idea if you have sufficient tranquilizers! (Well, actually you might need a bit of hand to hand combat experience on how to beat a boxer far out of his prime.)

Attempting to assassinate Dr. Wily.

Alkonium
04-22-2010, 06:53 PM
Good idea, assuming you know what to expect.

A webseries called "Why It's A Bad Idea", in which the host takes bad ideas, and follows them through.

Hallucination
04-22-2010, 06:58 PM
Okay idea, as long as no one popular is the host. And I'm not familiar with the show, but didn't Jackass do something pretty much like that?

Performing all the ideas in this thread. At the same time.

Darth Avlectus
04-22-2010, 09:44 PM
Impossible idea: Ehh, no...just......no. Not gonna happen. Impossible, or is it?

Giving lolly-pops free with cavity searches.

Alkonium
04-23-2010, 12:45 AM
Good idea, anything to make them feel better afterwards.

Duct tape replacing all other types of adhesives.

greggomonkey
04-23-2010, 09:38 AM
Bad Idea: Duct tape band-aids would hurt man!

Drink a litre of Iced tea every day.

Hallucination
04-23-2010, 02:31 PM
'Round here it's a bad idea, that stuff's pretty much the same as pop, but in the U.S. it'd just be tea with ice in it, so that wouldn't be bad. Especially if it was one of those healthy hippy teas.

Telling your friends to watch out when they drink water because it's molten hot.

Bad Idea: Duct tape band-aids would hurt man!
Or they would breed a species of super-tough humans.

Darth Avlectus
04-23-2010, 07:41 PM
Good idea unless it does no good--I'd rather not see any friends injured that way or in any way, really.

Shaking up your chocolate milk by putting it in a crate made of resilient material and letting it tumble down 3 flights of stairs.

Totenkopf
04-23-2010, 08:33 PM
Neutral. Seems like a waste of energy to just shake up some chocolate milk.

Pitching a battle between the flying monkeys of The Wizard of Oz and the doody flinging trebuchet monkey army that was formerly loyal to GTA?

Darth Avlectus
04-26-2010, 03:06 PM
I don't see how cousins would fight each other.

"Inflating" someone like a balloon--not to death, just all puffed-up like. (Well maybe in the case of George Soros I'll make an exception for the to death part :devsmoke:).

Alkonium
04-26-2010, 03:22 PM
Bad idea, there's no way to do that without killing the person.

Deep frying an airbag, but instead of carefully lowering the airbag into the deep fryer with a basket, throwing it in.

Totenkopf
04-26-2010, 08:52 PM
Well, if there's a decent explosion and you don't get winged by shrapnel...what the hell, why not.

Using mind control to make all software companies sign over the rights to their products to you.

Darth Avlectus
04-27-2010, 03:09 AM
Good idea, I'd take the money I made from all that and abolish people that piss me off.

Having scratched yerself under the covers of your drawers just before the campus security officer (who incidentally didn't catch that) sneaks up on you suspecting you and your friends of drug possession and does a hand sniff inspection. (true story btw :xp:)

Hallucination
04-27-2010, 01:47 PM
^Good idea, unless your crotch smells like pot for some reason.

Dressing up as Optimus Prime and having a friend dress up as a salmon and humping each other on public transit.

Alkonium
04-27-2010, 02:07 PM
Good idea, if you want to end up on Picture Is Unrelated.

What he said, but with you dressing up as a friend, and Optimus Prime dressing up as a salmon.

Darth Avlectus
04-27-2010, 02:49 PM
Good idea, another pic unrelated snapshot.

Learning stunt man falling techniques before working as an attic insulation handyman.

Totenkopf
04-27-2010, 04:37 PM
Good idea. Installing insulation can be tricky biz sometimes.

Conning idiots out of their SSI "crazy" checks.

Darth Avlectus
04-28-2010, 02:40 AM
Bad Idea: do you really want the kind of drama associated with that even IF you manage to evade legal repurcussions? I mean these people, though cons many of them, are still kinda unhinged.


Betting on trying to trap MacGyver.

Totenkopf
04-28-2010, 03:24 PM
Good idea. How can he escape w/o first being trapped. ;)

Betting McGyver will stay trapped.

Trench
04-28-2010, 04:29 PM
Bad idea. He can use that extra screw to escape.

Betting on a fight between MacGyver and MacGruber. >_>

Darth Avlectus
04-28-2010, 06:31 PM
Funny idea...just because...


Beavis and Butt-Head VS Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn.

Alkonium
05-01-2010, 09:47 AM
Good Idea, whoever wins, the world will be a little less stupid.

Using green spray paint to maintain your lawn.

Darth Avlectus
05-01-2010, 12:31 PM
Good idea if the lawn isn't real.

Juggalo bungie jumping (ref: ICP song "what is a juggalo" hint: 10 story window).

Alkonium
05-14-2010, 06:47 PM
Good idea, they creep me out.

As a prank, emptying all the milk cartons/bottles/bags in the nearest fridge, and filling them with white paint.

Trench
05-14-2010, 07:52 PM
Bad idea. I got caught the last time.

Attempting to fire long range buckshot from a 12 gauge shotgun with one hand after drinking.

Totenkopf
05-14-2010, 11:21 PM
Good idea.......if the gun is in a vise. ;)

Hunting w/Dick Cheney after a few beers. :devsmoke:

Trench
05-15-2010, 12:20 AM
Bad idea. I'd hate to hurt him.

Going hunting with Palpatine after a few Correllian ales.

Alkonium
05-15-2010, 02:14 AM
Bad idea. Force Lightning eliminates the challenge.

Never breaking eye contact or blinking at a job interview.

Hallucination
05-15-2010, 02:35 PM
If you're applying for the graveyard shift at a gas station that'd probably be a good idea, otherwise not so much.

Applying for the graveyard shift at an insurance company.

Darth Avlectus
05-18-2010, 05:09 PM
Bad idea if they only have 9-5 hours because then there is no such thing as graveyard unless you're a night janitor and I think only illegal aliens are given that position.


Putting your face abruptly and randomly in the boobs of the loud rambunctious drunken amazon.

Totenkopf
05-20-2010, 01:50 AM
Hmm.....that could go either way. I'll say neutral idea.

Partying w/GWAR.

purifier
05-20-2010, 03:21 PM
Bad idea, everyone one of those guys make me look sane.





Losing your virginity.....TO A 80 YEAR OLD COUGAR! :naughty: (MEOW.)

Alkonium
05-20-2010, 08:43 PM
Good idea. She'd definitely know what she was doing.

While working directly with customers, never breaking eye contact, never blinking, and being unimaginably enthusiastic.

Totenkopf
05-20-2010, 09:05 PM
Bad idea, you might just scare them away.

Announcing your undying support for Israel in earshot of a group of Taliban fighters.

Darth Avlectus
05-20-2010, 10:12 PM
Bad idea: You'll be shot dead in minutes.


Hitching a ride with Lloyd and Harry somewhere out in the middle of the northeast USA...while you have a stomach ulcer, 2 sets of pills (1 is meds, the other is poison), and generally bad intentions (you are the bad guy).

Alkonium
05-20-2010, 11:01 PM
Bad idea. Getting caught by the cops is preferable to hitching a ride with them.

Watching every video on YouTube with a "Don't try this at home" warning, and then trying all of them at home at once.

Darth Avlectus
05-20-2010, 11:13 PM
Good idea if you don't mind endangering yourself and making a mess.


Asking DasBoSchitt "What song is that?" on his idiot box productions in the YT comments after he *explicitly* posts links to that info in the description and gives a reminder or two in the video.

purifier
05-22-2010, 03:06 PM
Bad Idea. - *slowly raises righthand, points finger*.... HACK!




Jumping off a 5 story building, while using plus size underwear for a parachute or air brake.

"BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !"

Alkonium
05-23-2010, 10:53 AM
Bad idea, the underwear's leg holes prevent it from working too well as a parachute.

As part of a drunken bet, seeing how long you can keep your hands submerged in a deep fryer, or under a George Foreman Grill.

purifier
05-25-2010, 03:59 AM
Good idea, because while everyone is drunk, I would secretly unplug the heating elements from either item, when nobody was looking, stall for a little cool down, stick my hands in for the longest, and thus when the bet. MuHAHAHAHAHA!





Dressing up as a female sasquatch and using mating calls in order to catch one for world fame and recognition, for the rest of your lifetime.......:raise: or getting ass raped - whichever happens.

Darth Avlectus
05-26-2010, 09:10 PM
Bad idea either way.......BTW, I'm beginning to notice a pattern here with your posting; you might be careful or it might catch a little undesired attention...Unless you like that kind of thing.


Playing golf in the middle of skyscrapers in a city with a bunch of dead people in business suits laying around. (reference to a dinosaur rex music video)

purifier
05-27-2010, 09:10 PM
Good idea! No critics to deal with when you suck. You can also make signs that say 10.5 on a scale of 1 to 10, and tape them to each dead person's hand.



__________________________________________________ _______________
.......BTW, I'm beginning to notice a pattern here with your posting; you might be careful or it might catch a little undesired attention...Unless you like that kind of thing.

http://www.lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=434&pictureid=6495(*Looks back over left shoulder for a moment, turns, looks back over right shoulder for a moment, :freakout: paranoia begins to set in*)
__________________________________________________ ________________




Irritating a maneating tiger, when you didn't know his cage door was unlocked or faulty.

Alkonium
05-27-2010, 09:23 PM
Good idea, everyone wants a Darwin Award.

Boxing with wrist-mounted knives.

Trench
05-28-2010, 12:48 AM
Good idea. So long as the other guy doesn't expect them. (Personal experience? Why do you ask?)

Microwaving a politician.

Darth Avlectus
05-28-2010, 01:58 AM
Great Idea. Say, that smells kinda good and I'm hungry. Got any microwaved politicians?

Irking the Mayor of Metro City: Mike Haggar.

Alkonium
06-06-2010, 11:50 AM
Good Idea, hopefully anything you provoke him into doing will get him removed from office.

Microwaving a bottle of Rum.

Darth Avlectus
06-06-2010, 05:55 PM
Good idea provided you don't have to clean up that mess.
lEdlh1LGynk

From a fair distance away through a window with a colimated 300mW laser, igniting a match inside a house saturated full of explosive fumes.

purifier
06-07-2010, 05:16 PM
Good idea. I haven't done that in a long ti.....ah, ah, :cop: I MEAN THAT'S BAD IDEA GTA, BAD - BAD - IDEA! :dev8:




Catching arrows shot straight at you, like the bad guy did in the "Scorpion King" movie.

Alkonium
06-08-2010, 12:04 AM
Bad idea, even if you manage it, doing that will scrape up your palms pretty badly.

As a teacher/professor, expecting your students to be willing to fail their other courses in order to pass yours.

Darth Avlectus
06-08-2010, 04:38 PM
Bad idea, you're just asking for a lawsuit and to get tossed out of a job. Not even counting the infuriated parents wanting to "take you to the shed" and the ire of the other teachers.


Using hacks on a ValvE engine game over a Steam network.

Alkonium
06-08-2010, 09:56 PM
Bad Idea, you'll end up taking a monitor to the head.

Experiments on Will It Blend? not always blending.

Totenkopf
06-08-2010, 10:41 PM
Bad idea....if they're your experiment. Nothing like failing in front of a crowd.

Megaman hitting on Samus Aran AND Alyx Vance.

Alkonium
06-09-2010, 10:52 PM
Good idea, in the case of Samus. They have a lot in common. Bad idea, in the case of Alyx Vance. He could end up taking a crowbar to the head from Gordon Freeman.

Tricking a friend who's planning a vacation to Japan that "Hello" translates to "私はあなたを殺すつもりだ".

Darth Avlectus
06-10-2010, 03:51 PM
^^^Bad idea if you ever want to see that person alive and out of a jail cell again.
"私はあなたを殺すつもりだ" = "I'm going to kill you." (Google translate is ALSO your friend.)


Tazering yourself while you already have a pacemaker.

Alkonium
06-11-2010, 10:06 PM
Bad idea, you'll break more than just the pacemaker.

Inhaling Lithium dust.

Totenkopf
06-11-2010, 10:38 PM
Bad idea, unless your a battery.

Serving pork at a Barmitzvah.

Hallucination
06-11-2010, 11:40 PM
Good idea, just be sure to put it beside the clam chowder.

Leaving a link to http://instantcrickets.com/ instead of a suggestion in this thread.

purifier
06-12-2010, 01:15 AM
:lol: Good Idea! Nothing can say it better then that.






Boasting about your writing skills in the Ahto forum, when your only 14.

Totenkopf
06-12-2010, 01:41 AM
Great idea......if you like innumerable servings of humble pie, w/sides of snarky hostility. :p

Telling people you are a pathological liar and then warning them of immediate doom.

purifier
06-12-2010, 02:04 AM
Great Idea. You can't possibly be lying about that.






Telling people you are a truthful person and not warning them of immediate doom.

Totenkopf
06-12-2010, 02:56 AM
Bad idea....provided they sought that info first. Otherwise, neutral. If they don't ask, you don't have to tell.

Shooting yourself w/a water cannon via remote control.

Alkonium
06-12-2010, 02:11 PM
Good idea, refreshing.

Electronic devices with outer casings made of wood.

Darth Avlectus
06-14-2010, 11:19 PM
Good idea as I actually have done that. Fairly easy to work with in fact, and believe it or not can actually be cost effective. May not always seem fitting but it is one idea, though most tend to prefer plastic due to a more high tech store bought look. Where you're building an alignment-critical project, not quite a good idea as wood can warp and so can plastic. (Yes I have had a fir bit of experience here!)

Getting something Yellow.

Alkonium
06-15-2010, 12:20 AM
Difficult to say, Yellow could mean a lot of things.

Will It Blend? - Tom Dickson's Hand, followed by Will It Blend? - Dynamite.

Darth Avlectus
06-15-2010, 08:34 PM
^^^Only good if it's a remote controlled blender and you're a safe distance away.

Difficult to say, Yellow could mean a lot of things.
http://cool-cars.org/images/Saleen_5.jpg
Say it along with Niko:
YELLOW CAR!!!



Opening a thread in ahto on best fictional character couples (in your subjective opinion)...and perhaps orgies if you are a special person that happens to be really handy with a digital image editing program.

Alkonium
06-15-2010, 08:46 PM
Bad idea, that's practically like posting porn.

Microwaving pot.

Totenkopf
06-15-2010, 09:25 PM
Bad idea. Would you rather get baked or nuked?

Growing pot in your neighbor's basement while they're in europe and then calling the police after they get back.

Alkonium
06-15-2010, 09:49 PM
Good idea, provided you harvest some of it first.

With permission from Ideo Productions, continuing Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This? after they've finished their final season.

Darth Avlectus
06-18-2010, 02:55 AM
Depends on a variety of factors that I'm not sure you'd really want me to get off into but largely it would depend on how creative you could get once you began running out of ideas.

Cheating on Samus with Peach.

Hallucination
06-18-2010, 03:10 AM
Bad idea, an irate Samus is a dangerous thing. If it were the other way, however, I think you'd be safe.

Cheating on Mario with Luigi.

Alkonium
06-18-2010, 05:50 AM
Bad idea, isn't Luigi a step down?

Cheating on Samus with Captain Falcon.

Darth Avlectus
06-18-2010, 08:41 PM
Bad idea: "My super ex girlfriend" would be an understatement. Personally I'd go for Temari at 18 instead. But to each their own. (And stay out of my furries pr0n!!!)

Going out into one of those fields that Cheech's cousin Red owns looking for a good time.

Alkonium
06-19-2010, 09:56 AM
Bad idea. You'd be too high to realise something's wrong, if something is wrong.

(I figured Captain Falcon could just Falcon Punch that little problem away)

Sticking Caesar salad in a blender.

Darth Avlectus
06-20-2010, 11:37 PM
If you like your caesar salad extra liquefied, good. Otherwise just messy...


Throwing up strawberry soda all over something white.

Alkonium
06-21-2010, 06:43 PM
Good idea, fake blood is always fun!

A reality show/game show in which contestants could potentially die when competing properly.

Darth Avlectus
06-21-2010, 10:07 PM
Excellent idea, genocidal idiot reduction is now loads of fun!!!



Making a hentai doujinshi of the megaman characters all 18+ (with others "modified" accordignly to meet that requirement) having orgies, and selling copies of it at a convention where Capcom is present.

Alkonium
06-21-2010, 10:19 PM
Good idea, they'll be your best customers.

Accusing Dr. Hax of HAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXX!

Darth Avlectus
06-21-2010, 10:25 PM
Bad Idea: One does not accuse the dear network Admin of such thins if that one knows what's good for him/her...
:swear::swear::swear::swear::swear::swear::swear:

Being the one to make Gravity Cat "not amused".

Alkonium
06-21-2010, 10:40 PM
Bad idea, gravity is important.

Replacing the Gravity Gun with the Gravy Gun.

Totenkopf
06-21-2010, 11:25 PM
Good idea....if you're catering a cannibal party.

Replacing Dr. Hax monitor's w/iPods.

Alkonium
06-21-2010, 11:26 PM
Good idea, considerably less painful.

Microwaving blood.

Totenkopf
06-21-2010, 11:31 PM
Only if your out of warm-blooded victims.

Believing Dr Who is for real.

Alkonium
06-21-2010, 11:33 PM
Bad idea, you'll end up chowing down on fishsticks dipped in custard (apparently not that bad) and getting puked on by whales.

Microwaving Gasoline.

Totenkopf
06-21-2010, 11:35 PM
Good idea.......from afar.

Microwaving your nosey, annoying neighbor.

Alkonium
06-21-2010, 11:37 PM
Pointless, where are you going to get a microwave that big?

Building a spaceship, and using duct tape to keep it together.

purifier
06-22-2010, 06:09 PM
Bad idea. Your suppose to use chewing gum instead. :carms:







Driving your 18 wheeler, along with a 53 ft. box trailer, under a 10 foot (bridge) clearance at 80 miles an hour.

Alkonium
06-22-2010, 09:58 PM
Bad idea. Either your cargo will get destroyed, or the bridge will.

Breaking into your local McDonalds, and replacing every instance of the word "Double" on the menu and the computer system used in the kitchen with the word "Doobie"

Darth Avlectus
06-23-2010, 05:40 PM
Good idea...unless there's cops around.

Replacing Dr. Hax monitor's w/iPods.

Good idea, considerably less painful.

Then I shall put RAZOR SHARP EDGES ON THEM!!!

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/19296/original/hax1.jpg
*comencing flying ninja star sharp ipod onslaught*

Deciding to help this year's High School grads with their pranks.

Alkonium
06-24-2010, 07:12 PM
Good idea. They need to be spectacular.

Using HAX against Dr. HAX.

Darth Avlectus
06-24-2010, 07:57 PM
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/202/8/6/Dr__Hax_by_Didgeridoo_Dealer.jpg
DON'T EVEN TRY IT, BUSTER!!!



Hoping Al Franken will be able to charm Leatherface out of cannibalism.