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06-24-2010, 08:14 PM
Good idea, no harm in hope.

Building a flying monitor-proof barricade to protect yourself from Dr. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!

06-24-2010, 10:06 PM
Good idea. Never know when the HAAAAAAX! is going to attack.

Hoping Al Franken will be able to coax Leatherface out of cannibalism, after, that is, Leatherface has eaten him for supper. I'm guessing Franken leaves a bad taste in most peoples' mouths.

06-24-2010, 10:09 PM
Pointless idea. You're too late.

Sharing food/drinks with a Turian or a Quarian.

06-24-2010, 10:16 PM
Depends on your intentions.

Pissing off a Volous that thinks he's a biotic god.

Pointless idea. You're too late.
Guess I just read it differently than you. I took it to mean that Al Franken would somehow try (other than as an appetizer....ie "charm") to convince Leatherface to eat a more balanced diet. Anything that rids the world of Al Franken (w/o really directly affecting most of the rest of us), would rate as a GREAT idea. :D

06-24-2010, 10:30 PM
Good idea. He'll realise how delusional and high he is, and take a nap.

McDonalds changing their slogan to "I'm Eatin' It"

Darth Avlectus
06-24-2010, 11:56 PM
Bad Idea: Hoodlums will try add a couple letters to the "it" (making the word not PG-13 appropriate) on front every sign that says the message.

Building a flying monitor-proof barricade to protect yourself from Dr. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!

Good idea. Never know when the HAAAAAAX! is going to attack.

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I am the admin--I giveth you the network to play on, I taketh away your immunity to ME!

Getting Candyman to try to stop LeatherFace.

06-25-2010, 12:15 AM
Why not....Food fights are fun to watch (from a distance).

Suspending Dr HAAAAAAX! administrator priveleges.

Darth Avlectus
06-25-2010, 12:41 AM
Bad idea: Without my safeguarding the online community, another hacker could do all sorts of malicious things to your computer.

Igniting cow farts.

06-26-2010, 01:45 PM
Bad idea. BOOM!

Microwaving Pipe Cleaners.

06-26-2010, 11:09 PM
If they'll blow up or light on fire....sure.

Microwaving popcorn kernels soaked in rum.

06-27-2010, 03:38 PM
Good idea, should be very entertaining.

Microwaving a vuvuzela.

06-28-2010, 03:45 AM
If it were still attached to the head of the person that blew the damn thing in your ear... great idea.

Posting a pic of perez hilton with obscene images drawn on it.

Darth Avlectus
06-28-2010, 04:24 PM
People don't already do that? :xp:

Mixing brake fluid with chlorine powder in a plastic bottle.

06-29-2010, 10:18 PM
Good idea, especially if you film the effects in HD, and put it on YouTube.

Mixing Ale, Lager, and Stout, and then drinking it.

Darth Avlectus
06-29-2010, 10:39 PM
Bad idea if you're not a drinker. ;)

Drinking milk and then drinking carbonated beverages right after.

06-30-2010, 12:01 AM
Meh....not w/o drinking water to clear out the taste of milk first.

The president waiting well over 70 days to start seriously cleaning the Gulf oil spill?

Darth Avlectus
06-30-2010, 01:13 AM
Depends...Bad idea for the environment, good idea for the green party lobbyists who seem rather more concerned about passing bills regulating every aspect about how everyone lives--and finding any excuse to bash and get rid of free market. :¬:

Using plasma cutters on wood.

07-02-2010, 12:19 AM
Could be either bad or good, depends on the reason. Regardless, it will leave messy charred rounded edges on the wood.

Using a acetylene torch to cut through a full gas tank.

07-02-2010, 04:32 AM
Good idea if you want to commit suicide or it's full of non-flammable liquid.

Tricking the Magic Ninjas into stealing Big Baby Sweet's mutha-f***in $$ while Hack Benmjamin looks the other way?

07-02-2010, 07:53 AM
bad idea, you WILL get banned

Assassinating the Assassin in assassin's creed?

Working Class Hero
07-03-2010, 08:26 AM
Good idea. Payback's a bitch.

Putting glen beck and jon stewart in the same room

07-03-2010, 08:16 PM
Bad idea, Glenn Beck doesn't seem like the type to take kindly to satire.

Using a Microwave with an Airbag in it as an alarm clock.

07-03-2010, 08:25 PM
Good idea.......if there's a dividing wall or solid partition bewtween you and the "clock" (unless, of course, you can sleep through artillery or thunder claps).

Reducing the President's salary back to its previous 200k/yr, immediately.

Bad idea, Glenn Beck doesn't seem like the type to take kindly to satire.

Actually, he's got to be so used to being mocked/satirized by now I doubt it would phase him at all.

07-03-2010, 09:28 PM
Good Idea! i dont like him

giving all world power to me?

07-04-2010, 01:46 AM
Bad idea. I'm the one who deserves that power.......not you.

Giving GTA ANY power as long as he insists he's the anti-HAAAAAAX!

07-04-2010, 08:40 AM
bad idea. he'll probably make hax machines behind our backs

Te Darasuum Mandalor
07-04-2010, 10:02 AM
Eating Darth Banana

07-04-2010, 11:16 AM
good idea, i love evil bananas

eating in general?

Te Darasuum Mandalor
07-04-2010, 11:45 AM
so so: You need to watch out for Carbs, sodium, cholestoral and all that other crap people on Diets need to watch out for

07-04-2010, 12:38 PM
Putting a grenade, without the pin, in a microwave.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
07-04-2010, 01:32 PM
Good idea: Only it would be better if you put it in your ex girlfriend's microwave

sing London Bridge is falling down in front of your ex girlfriend

Darth Avlectus
07-04-2010, 11:46 PM
*shrugs* Bad Idea: Waste of time... I have a few ex GFs, why do you think I turned to online cruelty? :dev11:

bad idea, you WILL get banned

They took mah JOB!


*rains monitors on hockeygoalie*

bad idea. he'll probably make hax machines behind our backs

*Raining monitors turn into heavy, sharp, steel-plated monitors*

Eating Darth Banana

so so: You need to watch out for Carbs, sodium, cholestoral and all that other crap people on Diets need to watch out for

Putting a grenade, without the pin, in a microwave.

Well well well.......Omissions...

Snorting mexican candy like crack.

07-05-2010, 08:27 AM
ooh! thats always fun

snorting the moniters and shrapnel rained upon me like crack?

Te Darasuum Mandalor
07-05-2010, 08:33 AM
Bad idea: let's not go there!

Eddie murphey going out with lady gaga

07-05-2010, 02:49 PM
Bad idea, it would be a...

Bad romance.

Lady Gaga going out with Te Dim Sum Man o' War.

Darth Avlectus
07-05-2010, 03:24 PM
Neutral. Te mirdala doesn't appear to even like her music.

Pissing off the GWAR band at a concert.

07-05-2010, 03:41 PM
Good idea.....if they can't see you. Might make the concert more rambunctious.

Jamming with the ghosts of Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix and Keith Moon.

Darth Avlectus
07-05-2010, 04:06 PM
Good idea if you're considered worthy enough to do so.

Swinging on power lines.

07-06-2010, 01:50 AM
Good idea if they are dead and there's a body of water to swing over nearby.

Playing hard to get with someone who's not too interested in you, but really wants your $.

Darth Avlectus
07-06-2010, 03:42 AM
Depends how long you could keep them chasing the money whether it exists or not. Trust me, something like that *won't* end well for either one of you. Then again...I think most relationships of us young people today are a much lazier version of this. (Shut up about me being almost 107, Teh Melanin Manowar! :fist:)

Not expecting jack schidt for inheritance.

07-06-2010, 10:02 AM
Good idea. I hear he doesn't take requests any longer anyway.

Learning to swim in the same pool Harry Reid did.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
07-06-2010, 11:58 AM
Bad Idea: We would all be living in his shadow

Investing in the stock market for Oxi Clean

Darth Avlectus
07-06-2010, 04:17 PM
Good idea at least in short ot mid term, billy mays fans as well as other professionals who rely on it will still be buying it just as much if not even more now for sentimental value.

Getting in a lighsaber duel with the vocaloids.

07-06-2010, 04:24 PM
Good idea. Singers fancy themselves lovers, not fighters.

Slipping your parents a laxative when they ban you from going to your prom amd then blaming it on your mom's cooking if they confront you about it.

07-06-2010, 07:08 PM
Naw, bad idea as far as my parents are concerned. I think they've gotten too damn old for anymore of my childish pranks. The solid grey hair on each of their scalps speaks for itself.

Trying to beat a train at the railroad crossing, while driving an old 18 wheeler that has no brakes, and a limited speed of 20 mph.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
07-06-2010, 07:40 PM
good idea: Everyone needs the feeling that they are going to die because of something stupid done by them related to an eighteen wheeler!

Impersonating Darth Revan

07-06-2010, 09:24 PM
Good idea at a cosplayer event, bad idea if you think you can intimidate anyone in that getup.

Not paying your taxes so you can become the head of the IRS.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
07-06-2010, 09:26 PM
Good idea: the less money you have to play, the merrier

Jumping into the Caspian Sea in December

07-06-2010, 09:39 PM
From land or after you walk your plank?

Jumping from a 100 story building with granny drawers as your parachute.

07-06-2010, 09:48 PM
Bad idea, when you splatter against the ground everyone will wonder why you're holding granny panties.

Jumping from a 100 story building with a granny as your parachute.

07-06-2010, 09:54 PM
Bad idea, it helps when your parachute's not so bony.

Sticking a deep-fryer in an airbag.

Darth Avlectus
07-06-2010, 10:10 PM
Odd Idea: I'd like to see someone try to pull that one off for reals because I have no idea how you'd do it successfully let alone without injury or deflation of the device.

Taking an airbag assembly and deploying it on the ground.......upside down. (I know someone that did that BTW, lawl)

Te Darasuum Mandalor
07-07-2010, 08:01 AM
bad idea: it will go "Splat"

Barney the dinosaur going on a rampage

07-07-2010, 08:43 AM
bad idea: the only "rampage" would be child molesting

putting firecrackers in twinkies

07-07-2010, 03:25 PM
Bad idea, people could die ... faster.

Barging into a church in the middle of a sermon, shouting "YOUR RELIGION IS SILLY", and running out, while wearing zentai.

Darth Avlectus
07-07-2010, 08:05 PM
Bad Idea: you'd never make it very far before you got brutally murdered.

Giving the person next to you a horny pill.

07-07-2010, 09:15 PM
Depends on whether or not you find this person attractive.

A variation on the Easy Bake Oven called the Easy Break Oven.

07-07-2010, 10:30 PM
it would be good if it broke because of its ability to cook things at an atomic level of the speed of light x 1337x 3p1c pWn3r

^ this idea?

07-08-2010, 12:43 AM
Good Idea. It's gratifying to see something get nuked every once in a while.

Trying to outrun the cops on a horse and buggy.

07-08-2010, 03:34 AM
Good idea if they are on the horse and buggy.

Selling weed to Bill Clinton.

Darth Avlectus
07-08-2010, 03:51 PM
Good idea. He doesn't care.

Throwing gang signs at the boo-yah tribe.

07-08-2010, 09:03 PM
Based on what I understand about the terminology, baffling idea.

Microwaving a Deep-fryer.

07-08-2010, 09:31 PM
good idea. ive been looking for that tech for years

deep frying a mircowave

07-08-2010, 09:35 PM
Bad idea. How are you supposed to get it without dipping your hands in hot oil?

Sticking a can of paint in an oven.

Darth Avlectus
07-09-2010, 02:00 AM
Bad idea: I don't even want to know how my oven baked food would taste after that.

Good idea. Singers fancy themselves lovers, not fighters.
Well, don't tell that to these 3...
Yup, ryan vs dorkman 2
Depends on whether or not you find this person attractive.
That or you pull my variation of partying with Ric Flair: Ric makes 'em all drunk for his amusement. I do that and give them all H-pills so I can make blackmail videos. :dev11::dev11::dev11:

Pulling off my stunt in the middle of a documentary of how your town is going down the econ-hole and then have the next interlude be of sword fighting in the middle of town.

07-10-2010, 11:38 AM
Good ideas, documentaries can get pretty dull.

Slipping some of these into a male friend's coffee:

Darth Avlectus
07-11-2010, 04:49 AM
Good Idea if there's a reverse remedy...Otherwise, cruel idea...
BTW Is that Megan Fox? :eyeraise: :barf:

*german accent*
Forgetting to read sign in cab that say "No barfing".

07-11-2010, 02:49 PM
Pointless. If you're not nauseous, it's not an issue. If you are, stopping yourself from vomiting is hard.

A show called Jeff the Vampire Puncher, which lacks any character named Jeff, Vampires, or punching.

Darth Avlectus
07-12-2010, 02:45 AM
Good Idea: if you plan to sell it in the states, Americans are getting so stupid they'll think it's creative.

Playing devil's advocate.

07-12-2010, 10:55 PM
Good idea. You mean the pinball game from The Simpsons, right?

The next Survivor being set in a sewer.

Darth Avlectus
07-12-2010, 11:41 PM
Good idea: if its ratings bomb, you can say it was a real piece of crap.

Microwaving fireworks in a pile of manure.

07-12-2010, 11:44 PM
Really Bad idea, it'd be like a cross between the Dynamite, the Airbag, and the Full Can of Spray Paint. (Bad Idea + Really Bad Idea + Good idea = Really Bad Idea)

As a joke, saying "Ass or Ted" and meaning "Assorted", whenever you'd normally say "Assorted".

Darth Avlectus
07-13-2010, 01:09 AM
Confusing idea: I mean hey, if it works for you and you don't get confused...good. Otherwise I'd find something analogous that wasn't so common and easy to confuse...

Feeding your obese friend a whole truckload of baked potato chips, sticking him in a half barrel full of water, and sticking a lightbulb in his mouth. (Hint: Rocko's modern life, the hefer bulb)

07-13-2010, 09:50 PM
Good idea, sounds amusing.

McDonald's changing their slogan to "I am Batman!"

Darth Avlectus
07-14-2010, 06:52 PM
Good idea: Lawsuits are always a blast to watch in the news.

Picking up a hooker with a deep voice.

07-14-2010, 10:43 PM
If the hooker appears to be female, bad idea. If the hooker appears to be male and not crossdressing, good idea.

Running around punching random people while singing the Russell Crowe song while not being Russell Crowe.

Born in New Zealand in '64,
A hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe,
He loves to act, but he loves one thing more:

He fights his directors and he fights his fans,
It's a problem noone understands,

If there's two things he loves, it's fighting and...

Making movies, making music and

Rusell Crowe!

Darth Avlectus
07-15-2010, 05:18 PM
Good idea if you're a badass, Bad idea if you're a wuss. Inevitably, though, someone is going to shoot you so...:giveup:

Dropping a cell phone in the toilet that's not yours.

07-15-2010, 05:24 PM
Bad idea, whether you mean the cell phone or the toilet.

Driving to Mordor.

Te Darasuum Mandalor
07-15-2010, 06:16 PM
Bad Idea: Don't you know how many orcs are their this season

claiming the ring for myself

07-15-2010, 09:54 PM
Only if you're also in the mood for a swim in the Fires of Amon Amarth, also known as Mount Doom.

Microwaving a block of wood and a sheet of tinfoil and the same time.

Working Class Hero
07-16-2010, 12:18 AM
Good idea. I'm always interested in seeing physical changes. (or would that be chemical changes? I get so confused :confused:)

Asking Alkonium why so many of his ideas involve microwaves

Darth Avlectus
07-17-2010, 08:37 PM
Good idea: he's an evil genius and he'll pants ya if you're not careful! :dev9:

Hax launching a monitor into this thing:

07-17-2010, 11:51 PM
Sure, see how many monitors it takes to kill the people in the fake pool.

Playing russian roulette w/Pinhead.

Darth Avlectus
07-18-2010, 08:26 PM
Good idea: if you're using ammo that will turn into a mini-sun you'll exile him back to hell--assuming the shot is fired. *loads all chambers*

Hiring Bruce Campbell to demolish Pyron from Darkstalkers.

07-18-2010, 08:39 PM
Good idea, if noone can do it, he can.

Introducing yourself to everyone as King Steve the Oblivious of Jiffylubistan.

07-18-2010, 11:14 PM
Bad idea, you're already weird enough and shouldn't invite even more abuse.

Telling a 300 lb 6'8" customer that he's truly a moron amongst morons.

07-19-2010, 03:01 AM
Could be a Good idea or Bad idea. Depends on whether or not you got a taser gun, and if he goes ballistic on your ass.

Training your pet monkey to throw flaming doody at everyone that passes by your house.

07-19-2010, 07:31 AM
Good idea......till YOU pass by your own house.

Upgrading the monkey army from trebuchets to howitzers.

07-19-2010, 01:32 PM
Definitly a good idea. High speed flaming doody coming right at ya. ;)

Me ordering the Monkey Army to fire the flaming doody at Totenkopf's house. :dev7:

07-19-2010, 01:58 PM
Good idea. I'll trap you in the house and they can burn it down so I get the insurance money. Been real knowin ya..... :devsmoke:

Putting border security in the hands of GTA's monkey army.

07-19-2010, 05:27 PM
Good idea. There's bulletproof vests, but there aren't poop-proof vests.

Barging into a church/synagogue/mosque/temple during a sermon and shouting "I AM YOUR GOD!"

Darth Avlectus
07-20-2010, 09:17 PM
Bad idea: Have you watched that one episode of family guy where Peter tried to be a douchebag to the Jews? --Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Pissing off Bill Goldberg by vandalizing all of his cars before hot august nights and then hoping Keith and Ed can stop him...I mean that Ed can box and used to play football a long time ago, and Keith works out all the time to maintain his pretty boy looks and must really know everything about football because he is also a commentator...Those two can take on Billy G no problem right?

07-20-2010, 09:33 PM
Bad idea, there's no way of knowing they'll even try to intervene.

An Ice Cream flavour called Heavenly Hashish, made with real Hashish.

Darth Avlectus
07-21-2010, 06:43 PM
Good idea, I think GTA games incorporate something like that already. Good until the cops come after you.

Launching a toilet bomb full of barbs from a barbed wire fence strand into the house of that "ultimate freakout" kid's house.

07-22-2010, 08:57 AM
Bad idea. That'd be enough for that kid to snap.

Lady Gaga becoming the spokesperson for Twinings Tea, and Twinings naming a new flavour after her. (Note: this is actually happening, apparently)

07-22-2010, 03:23 PM
Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Bad Idea! BAD IDEA! :disaprove Twinings Tea will never be the same.

Grace Jones kicking Lady Gaga's ass for being a copycat.

Darth Avlectus
07-22-2010, 05:00 PM
Good idea. Celebrity deathmatch needs more content.

Suppositories in flavors like cool glacier, tingly vanilla, and hot cinnamon.

07-23-2010, 01:03 AM
Unless you're eating the suppositories, pointless idea. If you are, good idea.

Sneaking into the WBC and replacing every instance of the word "HATE" on their picket signs with the word "LOVE".

07-23-2010, 01:26 AM
Bad idea, they'll just sue you.

Going to a job interview for a job you don't really want working for the federal government. More specifically, Agriculture and Agri-Food Canada.

07-23-2010, 05:36 AM
Bad idea. Why would I want to work for the Canadian Government. God bless 'Merica! :patriot:


Posting inflammatory pro-Mac comments on a PC-tech board.

Darth Avlectus
07-23-2010, 08:26 PM
Good idea: Those people at least need a little adrenaline surge. Who knows? Maybe some will have a heart attack.

Cooking your food with prods powered from line outlet.

07-27-2010, 11:55 PM
Good idea, as long as you keep yourself insulated.

Opening a restaurant called The Microwavery, in which all the cooking is done exclusively by microwave.

Darth Avlectus
08-01-2010, 10:18 PM
Povided what is being cooked is NOT:
-Live small animals directly
-Healthy Choice TV dinner vegetables (I got a mild to moderate intestinal blockage from that--basically constipation but still rather undigested and stuck in the small intestine somewhere close to the appendix)

Then yes, good idea.

Doing Parkour maneuvers in a meat grinding factory.

08-01-2010, 10:34 PM
Bad idea, one slip and you're soylent green (not quite, pretty much).

Punching the Punchmaster.

Darth Avlectus
08-02-2010, 03:35 AM
Depends: As it was intended good idea...

Full on? Bad idea: FAILCON punch. (Are you referring to *that* failblog video? I just saw it for the first time this weekend! :D)

Doing the same bike jump over the cactus pit, while bound to a bungee rope, only this time with the bungee tied to your nads.

08-22-2010, 04:16 PM
Bad idea, even if you survive, you're eligible for a Darwin Award.

Legally changing your name to God and then attracting the attention of the Westboro Baptist Church.

08-23-2010, 01:54 AM
Neutral. Although I am a firearm owner, I still wouldn't want them picketing my home whenever I have friends over for a dance. :p

Legally changing your name to Westboro Baptist Church and attracting the attention of the aforementioned lot.

08-23-2010, 08:22 AM
Bad idea. They wouldn't hate you, but everyone else would.

Keeping a wolf as a pet and claiming it's a Husky.

Darth Avlectus
09-07-2010, 10:07 PM
Good idea, been there done that. One of the best pets you can have if you know how to raise it.
(Just popping in to say hello and check messages. :D)

Taking a grinder to a surface that will spark.

09-13-2010, 01:06 PM
Good idea, everyone loves a good lightshow.

An insurance policy that covers wilful destruction.

09-14-2010, 10:22 PM
Good for the Insuree, notsomuch for the Insurer.

Taking out a huge insurance policy on your neighbor's car, then totaling it with a steamroller.

09-15-2010, 10:51 PM
Good idea, the insurance should be more than enough to bribe your neighbour's lawyer.

Hiring Cliff Eidelman to compose your own personal soundtrack.

Darth Avlectus
10-09-2010, 02:07 AM
Only good if you could afford it.

Confessing your addiction to furries at a PETA conference.

10-09-2010, 10:23 AM
Good idea, it shows your love of animals.

Wearing Lady Gaga's Meat Dress to a PETA conference, especially if you're a guy.

10-09-2010, 12:22 PM
Good idea, you're recycling the dress so fewer animals suffer for fashion.

Making your own meat dress and having a meat dress fashion show.

10-09-2010, 01:06 PM
Good idea, then bring THAT to PETA

eating a school, hoping you will learn everything

Darth Avlectus
10-09-2010, 03:51 PM
Excellent idea: Those who learn the most are said to be "hungriest" for the knowledge.

Wearing a thong of meat to a PETA sponsored fashion show.

10-09-2010, 05:06 PM
Good idea. You can insult them, while making them unwilling to remove it from you in the process. After all, they'd rather see that meat than yours. :xp:

Throwing dead, freshly skinned, rabbits at a PETA protest.

10-09-2010, 09:18 PM
Bad idea, they can get pretty aggressive.

Professing your love of cannibalism at a PETA conference.

10-11-2010, 02:48 PM
Neutral. They probably wouldn't care so long as you don't eat animals.

Showing up naked to PETA protests.

10-11-2010, 03:00 PM
Bad idea, they'd ask you to put the meat back on.

going to a PETA meeting with a freahly made snake skin jacket?

10-11-2010, 05:59 PM
Good idea. Not only will you anger them, but you'll do it looking like a bad*ss.

Inviting your local PETA reps over, only to slaughter a cow while they watch.

10-11-2010, 06:34 PM
Bad idea, they might slaughter you too.

chase a cow with a butcher knife?

10-11-2010, 07:50 PM
Bad idea, cows can defend themselves.

Giving the sequel to Kick-Ass the title Kill-Ass.

10-11-2010, 09:07 PM
good idea, maybe people will go see it

making a movie about the subatomic properties of the atom of every element

10-12-2010, 10:19 PM
Good idea, might be eye-opening.

Doing a show on YouTube called "How Durable Is This?"

10-13-2010, 12:03 AM
Bad idea, eventually, somewhere in the future, something will explode.

Tie a Vegan to a chair and then interrogate them with a cooked chicken leg.

10-14-2010, 06:00 PM
Bad idea, that qualifies as torture.

Seducing your doppelgänger/Allowing your doppelgänger to seduce you.

10-14-2010, 08:05 PM
Neutral. Brings whole new meaning to the term, "touching yourself."

Creating a clone so that you may transfer all your bad qualities to it, then killing it.

10-14-2010, 08:11 PM
Bad idea, people need their bad qualities as much as their good qualities.

Cloning yourself, but making the clone the opposite sex (easier if you're male).

Darth Avlectus
10-19-2010, 01:35 AM
She would be utterly hateful and revolted by me and beat the $*** out of me. Don't even get me started on what traits she might end up with--it isn't pretty. Even if she was just another me.

What if I was Johnny Brennan?

10-19-2010, 08:44 AM
Bad Idea, I don't know who Johnny Brennan is, but this is the wrong thread.

Filling your Lederhosen with Sauerkraut.

Darth Avlectus
10-19-2010, 08:52 PM
Bad idea unless you want to smell like spoiled cabbage.

Throwing a jar of pills at an adversary when you need a little help.

10-19-2010, 10:13 PM
Bad idea. He may refuse to help you and instead steal the pills (leading to unknown consequences), and then you have no...pills.......

Mixing a Monster energy drink with a military grade stim, and then randomly pour in scotch, and then throw a glass of it at your adversary.

Darth Avlectus
10-19-2010, 10:19 PM
Bad idea, that would be equivalent to pissing off Father Grigori on his Pet Peeves show in GMOD idiot box.

Being a black/goth metal band singing about hunting ducks with a spear. (Hint YT search "They Will Return").

10-19-2010, 10:34 PM
Good idea, with the right instrumental bit, they wouldn't know the difference.

Going to PETA protests for the sole purpose of pointing and laughing at the protesters.

Darth Avlectus
10-19-2010, 11:55 PM
Good idea, some people really need to stop being so serious AND hypocritical sometimes. (I.E. IAMS doing questionable testing on mice in Canada but the American counterparts couldn't care less, they only want to prevent you from eating eggs and bacon.)

Having an ass worship day for your hot lady teacher.

10-19-2010, 11:57 PM
Bad idea, I smell a lawsuit.

Telling everyone who takes anything to the extreme to "mellow out".

Darth Avlectus
10-20-2010, 12:20 AM
Bad idea: just take a bat to their head and knock them the **** out. If you have dialog with them you only invite them to hit you instead.

Telling your conniving drunken lesbian cousin to quit treading on the rest of the family and get lost since she hasn't paid rent the whole 3 months she's been here and brought nothing but grief and trouble.

10-20-2010, 12:29 PM
Bad idea, she's still family.

Starting a new holiday called Beermas.

Darth Avlectus
10-21-2010, 03:08 AM
Pointless Idea: What's wrong? The existing holidays not have enough beer for you?

Bringing your pet NoctoKing in the house.

10-21-2010, 03:41 PM
Good idea, it can't be much worse than a dog.

Drinking something that's equal parts Vodka, Gin, and Gravy.

Darth Avlectus
10-21-2010, 04:16 PM
Bad idea: That sounds like it would taste disgusting, not to mention I have digestive issues and that would cause some serious problems.

Breeding an Andreal with a MedusaEye. (Yes another dragon warrior monsters reference.)

10-21-2010, 05:28 PM
I have no idea, so I'm going to say Good Idea by default.

Drinking a Beer with the brand name "Danger".

Darth Avlectus
10-24-2010, 06:40 PM
Fair idea: long as it isn't a safety label, I can try it. If I like it I'll keep 'em coming when I want. If not...I just pour it in the dog dish. :dev9:

Trying to get your rottweiler unstuck from inside a piano with no help or sedatives.

10-24-2010, 06:44 PM
Bad Idea, you'll lose either the piano or the dog.

Brewing an Ale and naming it "McAwesome's Ale".

Darth Avlectus
10-24-2010, 07:05 PM
Bad idea: if it has to brag about how awesome it is, then it must suck--or so most people assume.

(BTW I thought you'd say it was a bad idea 'cause you'll lose a bodypart. :xp:)

Giving a phone number to the Jerky Boys.

10-24-2010, 10:48 PM
Difficult to say. It sounds like you mean just give them any phone number.

Blood being an acceptable alternative form of currency.

Darth Elessar
10-25-2010, 02:11 AM
Bad idea; The government would turn into blood-thirsty vampires.

George Lucas running as the next president of the USA.

10-25-2010, 12:33 PM
Good Idea, excessive special effects might be just what that country needs.

Using Great Old Spice Bodywash:

Darth Avlectus
10-26-2010, 03:21 AM
Neutral: I have some thanks, and it's nothing like that.

Having a centuar woman in a 3 way. :dev11:

10-28-2010, 10:25 PM
Awkward idea. Odds are she still only has one set of genitals.

Defending yourself on a libel charge by proving that your libellous statements are actually true.

10-28-2010, 11:28 PM
That's a good idea, since in order for it to be libel they have to be false.

Building a clock and calling it a time machine to your family, friends, and the local media.

Darth Avlectus
10-29-2010, 01:09 AM
Eccentric idea: People already do that, a certain percentage anyways. Whatever moats you.

Buying a mini generator for operating power tools on the go, like the one from Harbor Freight.

10-29-2010, 07:43 AM
Bad idea. You'd need to keep the generator going while operating the tools.

Going to a pub and ordering a pint of something, but pronouncing it pin-t as opposed to pine-t.

Darth Avlectus
10-29-2010, 11:51 AM
Good idea, it's always fun to be obnoxious.

Bad idea. You'd need to keep the generator going while operating the tools.

I thought the whole idea of a generator was that it was standalone once you started the motor?:confused::confused::confused:

Driving a riding mower over glass bottles.

10-29-2010, 12:17 PM
good idea, the mower's body will keep you safe!

Wearing a GNU/Linux t-shirt to an Apple Store?

Darth Avlectus
10-29-2010, 04:58 PM
^^^Bad idea on principle, otherwise not sure. Though I have heard mac OS's incorporate elements of linux... if it isn't true then you'd only be cutting your own legs out from underneath you figuratively as a consumer bringing a rival or competitor brand into their store...

Having your girlfriend and your female centuar bedbuddy both get oiled up with chicken grease before doing the squeaky.

10-30-2010, 03:09 PM
Bad idea. There is such a thing as being too oily.

Microwaving Dynamite.

10-30-2010, 03:41 PM
bad idea, everything tastes bad in the microwave! use the oven!

eating cooked dynamite?

10-30-2010, 06:33 PM
Bad idea, indigestion could only end one way when you eat dynamite.

Making dynamite into a sauce and selling it as a prized hot sauce?

10-30-2010, 11:26 PM
Bad idea, it's still potent.

Writing a cookbook and calling it The Omnomnomicon.

Darth Avlectus
10-31-2010, 02:09 AM
Premature idea: most people not internet literae nor team fortress 2 (Heavy Sandvitch munch noise) literate won't catch onto it just yet...maybe a little creative advertising first?

Obtaining Orochi blood from KOF's Shermie.

10-31-2010, 08:27 PM
Bad idea. Anything involving obtaining blood will not end well.

Eating the universe inside of your heart, which is actually a stick of deodorant.

@GTA: TF2 was just referencing an existing meme with the Heavy's Sandvich.

Darth Avlectus
11-03-2010, 12:06 AM
Neutral idea: I have no idea WTF you're talking about.

Proclaiming yourself the King Leonidas of lucasforums by going around posting:

11-03-2010, 07:41 AM
Good idea. I can't think of a better way to get rid of noobs than kicking them into a bottom less pit, aside from the fact that it wouldn't take a large percentage of them to completely fill it.

Trying to do this:

Darth Avlectus
11-08-2010, 04:10 PM
Good idea: I always wanted to pull a deodorant stick out of the chest of my football jersey.

Inventing a candy consisting of white powdery chunks and calling it "Crackheads", then patenting it and selling it.

11-09-2010, 02:00 PM
Good idea. It's like Crack, but legal!

Deliberately designing PSA's to give people nightmares.

Darth Avlectus
11-09-2010, 08:48 PM

Making a bunch of crappy antichrist shock acid metal albums while under an alias that is half pinup celebrity lady crossed with half serial killer dude--and hoping it'll still make money.

11-09-2010, 09:29 PM
Good idea. Ever heard of Lady Gaga?

Stuffing radioactive materials into a paper bag and mailing it to a select member of the US Congress.

11-09-2010, 09:49 PM
Bad idea. There is no way paper can contain the radiation, resulting in a lot of collateral damage.

Toasting a Toaster in a Toaster Oven.

11-09-2010, 09:54 PM
Good idea, everything is better with lovin' from the oven.

Routinely using the phrase "lovin' from the oven".
In before Holocaust joke.

Darth Avlectus
11-09-2010, 10:04 PM
Neutral: Some might not have any idea what you're talking about...

Good idea. Ever heard of Lady Gaga?
Yes I have. She doesn't do metal. She's the birthchild of Madonna and Britney. (And I didn't think that was possible!) Think more Marylin Monroe X Charles Manson. ;)

Using kerosene as an after shave. :D

11-09-2010, 10:45 PM
Neutral. How much hair is left?

Yes I have. She doesn't do metal. She's the birthchild of Madonna and Britney. (And I didn't think that was possible!) Think more Marylin Monroe X Charles Manson.

Mailing drugs and narcotics to your boss, signed "from <insert name of fellow employee you dislike>."

Darth Avlectus
11-09-2010, 11:28 PM
I don't have a coworker except my boss...lemt me see...going back to 2005 where I was remotely in a work sitch like that.......Good idea, that guy was a douchenozzle.

Smoking crap, just like smoking crack.

11-09-2010, 11:41 PM
Bad ... you know what, that just warrants this:

Running into a shooting range shouting "LOOK AT ME! I'M A TARGET!"

11-10-2010, 01:40 AM
Neutral. It's a shooting range. Experienced shooters would ceasefire, and inexperienced shooters wouldn't be allowed near the dangerous firearms.

Taking a bazooka to a shooting range, using the excuse, "I have a permit for that..."

11-10-2010, 07:43 AM
Bad idea, they'd ask to see it.

Microwaving an unventilated potato.

11-10-2010, 12:45 PM
Good idea. Fun to watch.

Microwaving an unventilated poodle.

11-10-2010, 02:20 PM
Bad idea. Microwaves are for food preparation/reheating and entertainment, not killing animals.

Going against every "Don't Try This At Home" Warning you see.

Darth Avlectus
11-10-2010, 06:34 PM
Good idea provided you can navigate the risks successfully...and if you can't at least warn me in any case.

Getting a public Vent server for communicating while we play SWTOR.

11-13-2010, 06:39 PM
Bad idea, public vent is full of morons.

Apple selling overpriced cardboard boxes, and marketing them as "The New Macbook Air; made entirely out of air"

Darth Elessar
11-13-2010, 06:56 PM
Bad idea: Apple would get sued like crazy.

Putting a tiny dog (aka "blender dogs") in a blender.

Darth Avlectus
11-13-2010, 06:59 PM
Neutral: I can see why sometimes you'd want to do that, other times it's more fun having a vicious little "doorbell" with enough command presence to chase off a black bear.

@ alk:good idea: their products (disappointingly enough for me as a Mac fan once upon a time) are just like their current batch of customers, overpriced and vapid.

Buying a hitachi angle grinder for its power, reliability, ergonomic design, and its aesthetics.

11-13-2010, 07:03 PM
@Darth Elessar: By clearly stating that it's made entirely out of air, they'd probably be in the clear.

Good Idea. What other factors are there?

Me keeping up the "Professor Danger" (http://www.youtube.com/user/ProfDangerDrSafety) persona.

Darth Avlectus
11-13-2010, 09:56 PM
Good idea I S'ppose--might want to ratchet up the experimentation, though.

Features? Typically a high power-to-size ratio (more powerful than most), usually an ergonomically friendly and compact housing whatever size model, and very well made gear housing which means less 'gear play' (less the better) and more stability as it has a more efficient energy to movement transfer. Also, where most other brand angle grinders might not have anything memorable about their cosmetic aesthetics, this brand has a rather attractive Green and Black color scheme, possibly with surfaces to enhance your grip depending on model. Depending on your particular model other benefits will apply as well. You'll have to pay more, but it may well be worth it. Consider it the top of middle line or bottom of the top line in angle grinders. Best of the practical worker's lineup anyhow.

Making a sequel to the Angry Cat Man SMB1 vid on my page.

Darth Elessar
11-15-2010, 04:21 AM
Neutral: Would get more people on your channel, I think.

Apple making this (http://lockergnome.net/upfiles/ipod_nano_touch.png) as the next iPod Nano generation.

Darth Avlectus
11-15-2010, 06:58 PM
Good idea provided it supports more file types and has certain features enabled that its competitors have which its current lineup does not. (I hope the anti-iPod crowd don't mob this page now that I've said that. :indif:)

Telling Team Ninja what a ****ing piece of $*** they are for botching Samus' character and retconning everything about her.

11-15-2010, 07:17 PM
Bad idea, we have to be better than those foaming-at-the-mouth fanboy losers.

Apple combining the iPod Shuffle and the iPod Touch.

11-15-2010, 11:24 PM
Neutral. There's a shuffle button on the touch, so there wouldn't be much of a point.

Apple combining the iPod Nano, and the iPad.

11-15-2010, 11:26 PM
In a way, don't they already.

Apple combining the iPod Shuffle, and the iPhone (basically it'd be a phone where you'd never know exactly who you're calling)

11-16-2010, 12:38 AM
Neutral; in one way it's like drunk dialing without the hangover, on the other hand it's like drunk dialing without the hangover.

Apple selling the iPhone running a reskinned Android OS.

Darth Avlectus
11-16-2010, 12:46 AM
Bad idea: Sounds like a recipie for disasters and lawsuits.

Letting some well endowed woman hold your pet rat between her boobs. :naughty:

11-16-2010, 01:28 PM
Bad idea. Your rat might steal her from you.

Eating mystery meat in the cemetery.

11-16-2010, 02:29 PM
Bad Idea. It's rotten, disease-ridden, and it qualifies as cannibalism.

Trying to serve microwaved eggs at your restaurant.

Darth Avlectus
11-16-2010, 03:42 PM
Bad idea: it'll make too much of a mess popping and exploding inside the microwave to have much of anything left to serve the (I'm sure quite unaware) customer

Bad idea. Your rat might steal her from you.
Who said she was "mine" to begin with? :xp:

Letting my rat have the woman for a night. :naughty:

11-16-2010, 03:45 PM
Good idea for the rat, bad idea for the woman.

Trying to make cheap scrambled eggs by microwaving them, but containing the explosion in a Mason Jar.

Darth Avlectus
11-16-2010, 03:51 PM
Bad idea...just, no. They're edible but horrible in those processed "insta serve" microwave breakfasts.

Fighting Needle Man if you're Top Man or Air Man. (Hint: Original series megaman, not on the NES)

11-16-2010, 09:45 PM
Horrible idea, you know you'd loose. :p Unless, of course, you were committing some ritualistic form of suicide <_< >_> X_x

Trying to marry off that In-n-out guy at the end of the Black Ops cinematic trialer's girlfriend to GTA:SWcity's rat.

11-17-2010, 06:18 PM
Bad Idea, that guy will object.

Lacing an entire town's water supply with LSD.

11-17-2010, 06:23 PM
good idea....thats an awesome party trick

eating an LSD/crack sandwich?

11-17-2010, 06:51 PM
Bad idea. I'm not sure what happens when you mix crack and LSD, but it's probably bad.

Doing anything involving eggs in a microwave.

11-17-2010, 06:52 PM
@Hockey: Bad idea, they cancel each other out.
@Alkonium: Bad idea. The microwave automatically turns the eggs into C-4/Cyanide mixture

Dividing by (x-2) where x is a random integer between 1 and 6 (playing Russian Roulette with your calculator)

11-17-2010, 08:01 PM
Good idea. Much safer than the real thing.

Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic.

11-17-2010, 11:30 PM
Bad idea. For the first guy in line anyway.

Playing Russian Roulette with a bazooka.

Darth Avlectus
11-17-2010, 11:36 PM
Good idea, the more the merrier. :xp:

Lacing an entire town's water supply with LSD.
Something similar occurred in "Men who stare at goats" movie. And despite what the title says and coming from me (with my insatiable lust for furries), it isn't what you think. Promise. :dev9:

Hosting a private Vent server for this forum's TOR players.

11-19-2010, 08:28 PM
Good idea. Then the rest of us can play it in a civilised manner.

Playing Russian Roulette ... with a knife.

Darth Avlectus
12-03-2010, 04:23 PM
Good idea. No misfirings and you get that annoying lock of hair trimmed in the process. :p

Pushing your pecks up against a cold glass window.

12-03-2010, 10:40 PM
Bad idea. Depending on the circumstances, things could get bloody.

Making clothing out of wood.

Darth Avlectus
12-06-2010, 05:27 PM
Odd and impractical idea: good or bad depending on just what climate you live in and what type of wood as well as a number of other factors...and whatever your end goal...

Using liquefied dung as a window cleaner...on a house or car of a moronic celebrity.

12-06-2010, 08:16 PM
Bad idea. They'll catch on pretty quickly, clean it off, and possibly respond in kind.

Claiming to be a time traveller, and taking credit for preventing disasters that never happened.

12-07-2010, 12:30 PM
Bad idea. Despite America being gullible enough to fall for that there is gonna end up being a couple of conspiracy theories, which then leads to the russians hiring someone to assassinate me as I become president.

Liking modern music.

12-07-2010, 12:47 PM
Neutral idea. Like any era, it has its gems and its crap.

Using Destiny Meth, whatever that is.

Darth Avlectus
12-08-2010, 12:10 AM
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skeroding wil drtmk in snuoo

12-08-2010, 12:33 AM
What the **** am I reading?

Trying to decipher what GTA said.

12-08-2010, 08:42 AM
Bad idea. Trying will drive you insane.

Eating Lithium Polymer batteries.

12-08-2010, 02:03 PM
Good if your a robot.

Eating your own.......

Jam Sandwich

12-08-2010, 04:17 PM
Good idea, unless you have allergies.

Every genre of music having an "Epic" subgenre (i.e. Epic Rock, Epic Metal, Epic Techno, Epic Jazz,...).

12-08-2010, 11:59 PM

with my insatiable lust for furries
:indif: . . .

Being GTA:SWcity for a day.

Darth Avlectus
12-09-2010, 03:14 AM
Good idea. I'm pretty awesome.

Fusing a chicken and a cow and making that creature Wesley Willis sings about just before listening to his hit "Rock and roll McDonald's!"

12-10-2010, 01:49 PM
Good idea. There needs to be some diversity amongest the chickens and cows.

Having Chuck Norris as security enforcement, when religous protesters preach religous dogma at funerals.

12-10-2010, 03:34 PM
Bad idea. That would be like the holocaust. And i don't trust Chuck Norris.

Being the bast*rd love child of George Bush and John Barrowman.

12-10-2010, 11:31 PM
Neutral Idea. I think John Barrowman's awesomeness and George Bush's dumbassery would cancel eachother out.

School Boards changing their anti-bullying policies so that bullies are expelled instantly and permanently without question.

Darth Avlectus
12-11-2010, 02:15 AM
Good idea: we can always get rid of any little troublemakers without having to obtain any bits of evidence. Guilty until proven innocent as they say.

Chocolate laxatives in an elderly home.

12-11-2010, 09:54 PM
Good idea. Old people need those laxatives.

Travelling through time without any regard for the Laws of Time.

Darth Avlectus
12-11-2010, 10:58 PM
Neutral: I thought time travel already was without regard to the laws of time...:confused:

Singing Starship Cobra's "Hollaback Boy" in a gym crowded with voluptuous temperamental girls playing volleyball.

12-12-2010, 01:43 AM
Terrible Idea

Telling every woman that you pass "Nice cans!" during a canned food drive.

Darth Avlectus
12-12-2010, 01:57 AM
Bad idea: You're likely (just out of the blue) to get a lot of creeped out looks and be regarded as such. You'll reduce your chances with the ladies there from neutral to putting them completely in the red by reputation. Though I suppose if you had a routine down where you charmed them with confidence first so they took an interest, you might have a chance. This is not exactly the place to do that, though.

Daring to change the youtube layout permanently to cluster**** format so that the combine soldier in gmod idiot box cannot get around it. (reference to episode 8)

12-14-2010, 07:30 PM
Bad idea. It'll get dull after a while, like it always does.

Giving a normal person a human skull as a gift.

Darth Avlectus
12-15-2010, 12:00 AM
Good Idea, long as that person would have been okay with it while alive. If not, I'd hate to be around it.

Keeping PyramidHead form committing suicide so you can torture and brutalize him to death the same way he did to all those people. :dev11::dev11::dev11:

12-17-2010, 10:51 PM
Bad idea. Then what makes you better than him?

Applying a complex tattoo to your own back while playing two simultaneous games of Chess.

Darth Avlectus
12-20-2010, 07:31 AM
Odd idea, I'd like to try it but am unsure how to do it even half successfully, though chess is a fairly easygoing game, as Spike on cowboy bebop can attest.

Using a battery operated electrical flyswatter in a moist garden with a 'mist' watering system.

12-23-2010, 08:38 PM
Good idea. The electricity should spread through the mist and kill any bugs in the vicinity. That's assuming you don't mind being electrocuted.

Mixing Reggae and Metal.

12-23-2010, 09:15 PM
Terrible idea...not a big fan of either, but together it'd be horrific.

Making this face --> :-D at every woman you see in the next 24 hours!

Darth Avlectus
12-23-2010, 10:12 PM
Bad idea, I'm around some horrible looking desperate women that don't get any. They might interpret that the wrong way.

Terrible idea...not a big fan of either, but together it'd be horrific.

I believe there was an experiment like that. They got Johnathan Davis as a band leader and called it Korn.

Poisoning someone just before Hannibal Lecter gets to that person.

12-23-2010, 10:22 PM
Bad idea. Chances are, Hannibal Lecter will still be there and get you too.

Taking a bell from a Salvation Army person and then creating a techno song at high speed with it.

12-23-2010, 10:25 PM
Superb idea.

Taking a random techno song and playing it on bell while collecting donations for the salvation army.

12-23-2010, 11:12 PM
Awesome idea.

Taking a random techno song and playing it on Salvation Army members while collecting donations of bells.

12-23-2010, 11:30 PM
Um...perfect idea. Daft Punk fund-raising events here I come!

Telling your professors that you can't come to class because you're too busy watching Seinfeld.

12-23-2010, 11:50 PM
Both good and bad. "It's not a lie, if you believe it."

Declaring that you replace reality with your own, throwing trout at your professor, shouting "Lies." And then watching Seinfeld.

12-24-2010, 12:01 AM
Bad idea. As you said, it's not a lie if you believe it. That's called delusion.

Deep-frying C4.

Darth Avlectus
12-24-2010, 12:11 AM
Bad idea. I'm not sticking around for you to blow yourself up...Oh wait, you live in Canada and I am quite safely away from you.

Being like Harry and Marv and becoming the new bandit thief called "the pissin' bandit" and attempting to rob the cannibalistic Kevin McAllister. YT home alone 5 ref FTW!

12-24-2010, 05:29 PM
Meh, neutral....it could work I guess.

Not having a good idea or bad idea.

12-24-2010, 06:27 PM
Bad idea. Better find one!

Reading batman comics right in front of the most attractive woman alive (aka Eva Mendes).

Darth Avlectus
12-24-2010, 07:21 PM
I know you're a natural with the ladies so I'm going to say bad idea on account of you'll miss your chance with her.

Playing co-op the "It's a TRAP" game on new prey. :dev8:

12-24-2010, 08:31 PM
Definitely always a good idea.

Not bothering to spellcheck an important legal document.

12-25-2010, 02:02 PM
Ooooh..sounds like a really bad idea, man how did that turn out for ya?

Having a good idea and a bad idea at the sametime.

12-29-2010, 08:31 PM
Neutral Idea, they'd cancel eachother out.

Starting the Church of UltraGod, in which UltraGod is the God that Gods worship.

12-30-2010, 06:33 PM
Good Idea. Then I could start a church of I-Own-All-Of-Your-Asses-God, in which "God" and "UltraGod" shalt worshipth..th....th.

Doing cartwheels while firing a bazooka.

Darth Avlectus
12-30-2010, 06:46 PM
Good idea, I need something to spruce up my routine.

Disturbing Ace Ventura and depriving him his special alone time.