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Totenkopf
01-01-2011, 04:46 AM
Bad idea, he's weird enough already w/o provocation.

Telling the emperor you're taking his deathstar out for a spin.

Alkonium
01-01-2011, 03:10 PM
Good idea, better than just taking it.

Just taking it.

Darth Avlectus
01-01-2011, 03:14 PM
Bad Idea. I ain't gonna take it no more.

Playing hockey like a bitch.

Alkonium
01-01-2011, 03:24 PM
Bad idea, sounds unsportsmanlike.

Combining the Normandy (both of them) and the Starships Enterprise (all of them) into one ship.

Darth Avlectus
01-01-2011, 03:35 PM
Good idea: we need a ship that is a ridiculous monstrosity like that.

Throwing bad actors and actresses in a garbage disposal.

Alkonium
01-01-2011, 03:38 PM
Good idea. What else would we do with them?

Giving standard cars an auto-destruct feature.

Darth Avlectus
01-01-2011, 03:45 PM
Good idea: we'd have a lot less useless junk sitting around once the vehicles outlive their useful function.

Good idea. What else would we do with them?
Let a bisexual train them to be prostitutes maybe?


Lighting up a smoke (any kind) in a fireworks factory when you have some hairs you need singed off.

Alkonium
01-02-2011, 02:30 AM
Bad idea. It's not just hair you'll be singeing off.

Attempting to apply the power over the dreamworld in lucid dreaming to reality.

purifier
01-02-2011, 03:12 AM
Good idea, but that only works when your stoned.







Hiding behind bushes and shooting BB's at a Sasquatch, when he's not looking in your general direction.

Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 03:25 AM
Bad idea. You ever seen those Jack's Links beef jerky commercials?

Taking a bunch of 'woof'* and making an explosive abominable woof man.
A term I am trying to get to catch on "leaving a woof" that is an alternative for the term "taking a crap". Woof is another word for excrement.

Totenkopf
01-02-2011, 10:33 AM
Bad idea, b/c you still have to shape the woof into an explosive abominable "woofman" and get it all over yourself (well, you anyway :xp: ).

Having to pay the fuel bill for Alk's "monstrosity" starship by turning tricks.

Alkonium
01-02-2011, 10:36 AM
Bad idea, that could take centuries.

Mixing power tools and sex.

purifier
01-02-2011, 04:15 PM
Good Idea, somebody's gonna get screwed. :naughty:
Bad Idea, somebody's gonna get screwed. :disaprove
(Overall...neutral I guess.)





Trying to chase Sasquatch down with an electric razor, until he's completely hairless.

Totenkopf
01-02-2011, 04:44 PM
Bad idea to try to shave an unwilling victim, especially something much stronger than yourself and probably feral to boot.

Piping feed from "The Man Show" into a feminazi rally via a jumbotron.

Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 06:53 PM
Good idea: someone really needs to 'spice things up a bit' as Bruce Almighty said. :dev11:

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Mixing power tools and sex.
Could be Good or bad :indif:, I have heard some horror stories of stupidity, then I have heard some success stories that turned people into bazillionaires. So long as there are no sharp points to protrude through cyberskin or whatever...maybe.

I'm now also never going to get drunk near you.

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Trying to build a solar power plant out in the middle of the desert plains of central CA despite Sierra Club's slanted propagandized opposition to it that it feeds its obviously ignorant members who won't even LOOK into the issue beyond "OMG they're building a new power plant! It's gonna destroy the natural ecosystem! Vote NO!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!one!!!!!!one!!!!!eleven!!!!"

Alkonium
01-02-2011, 10:35 PM
Good idea. Sometimes the unpopular decision is the best one.

I'm now also never going to get drunk near you.

Was that ever going to happen to begin with?

Getting drunk near me.

Totenkopf
01-02-2011, 10:52 PM
Bad idea b/c you have evil fantasies about power tools and sex.

Getting drunk w/GTA and Alk.

Alkonium
01-02-2011, 10:59 PM
Really Bad Idea. My disturbing fantasies are nothing compared to GTA's.

Getting either of us drunk while remaining sober yourself.

Totenkopf
01-02-2011, 11:06 PM
Good idea. Much easier to defend oneself or take corrective action if/as necessary when remaining sober. Besides, events might result in high hit count on YT (or get someone perma-banned from there).

Misuse of a sonic screwdriver.

Alkonium
01-02-2011, 11:54 PM
Good idea. Something cool will happen regardless.

Replacing all support groups with standing orders to "Keep Being Awesome!".

Darth Avlectus
01-03-2011, 11:47 PM
Excellent idea. I mean, what's the worst that could happen?

(Shut up! I don't have a furries addiction! Even though straight people are statistically the most likely to have such an addiction. I don't have a furries addiction!!! I just like to have fun every now and again. Don't look at me skeptical like that! I'm not addicted to furries, I tell ya!)

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Was that ever going to happen to begin with?
Theoretically anything could happen. You with a power tool and a sexual item is disconcerting.
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Stapling your own scrotum to your own leg before someone else does it to you.

Alkonium
01-03-2011, 11:56 PM
Depends on how inevitable it is. If you know it's going to happen anyway, good idea. If not, really bad idea.

Chugging Changaa.

Darth Avlectus
01-04-2011, 03:57 AM
Neutral, results will vary.


Hiring the big fat "sit on you" guy from adult swim to sit on carrot top's head.

Totenkopf
01-04-2011, 06:03 AM
Good idea.....have you SEEN Carrot Top*.... :devsmoke:

Welshing on a bet with Tommy DeVito.

*reminds me of the roast rip that CT looked like his doctor stopped 1/2 way through the sex change op and just said "F*** it".

Alkonium
01-04-2011, 09:57 AM
Bad Idea. I think.

@GTA: Do you even know what Changaa is?

Building a vacuum cleaner that operates via a contained singularity.

Totenkopf
01-04-2011, 11:52 AM
That idea really sucks.

Pointing Alk's new vacuum at your least favorite person when they aren't looking.

Alkonium
01-04-2011, 12:01 PM
Great Idea. And the best part is, you won't have to worry about hiding the body!

Issuing black hole guns to standard infantry.

purifier
01-04-2011, 03:01 PM
Bad idea, that would really suck...for everybody.







Falling off a cliff in slow motion, where it takes all day before you hit the bottom. Oh, and you still die.

Darth Avlectus
01-04-2011, 03:38 PM
Pointless idea: Aside from slowing it down being a question of how to achieve, really, you still die. Just get it over with.

@GTA: Do you even know what Changaa is?
"Kill me quick"? Sure, but I wasn't going to tell if they weren't going to ask.


Drinking some energy drinks with me (which I supply with open cups and ice) before taking my potato launcher out for a test firing at the ass wipe who's always playing with the factory valves. :dev11:

Alkonium
01-04-2011, 09:41 PM
Bad idea. I don't trust you and I know what potato cannons are capable of.

Mixing Ale and Tea, then marketing it.

Darth Avlectus
01-04-2011, 09:48 PM
Neutral: if you want to invest in that and market it, I won't stop you. The world is full of trial and error, my friend.

Letting Alk use backerboard sheers on the fingers of the filthy weasel that sexually harassed my little sister when she was 12.

Alkonium
01-04-2011, 09:55 PM
Good idea. Whatever I do, that creep brought it on himself.

Making me a judge.

Darth Avlectus
01-04-2011, 09:58 PM
Good idea, just make sure you whack some people in the head with that hammer.


Huffing that awful smelling nitrite stuff medics use to bring you back to consciousness again, after eating a big meal.

purifier
01-05-2011, 07:27 PM
:barf:Good Idea, a new method for weight loss. You should really patent that idea.






Giving Sasquatch beef jerky laced with speed. (HOTDAMN....look at him go!)

Alkonium
01-05-2011, 07:39 PM
Good idea. It shows mastery over myths and legends.

A superhero called The Inebriator, with whom eye contact causes drunkenness. Somehow.

Darth Avlectus
01-06-2011, 06:39 PM
Good idea: We could all use a little tipsy without touching the hard stuff.
At least it isn't as bad as someone's fail idea for a megaman boss character called insemination man.

>_<

Machining a magnesium bicycle frame with an industrial laser.

*runs*

Alkonium
01-07-2011, 12:07 AM
Bad idea. I'm no expert, but I'm guess that if there's no explosion, the bicycle frame will be ruined.

Attempting to convince GTA to stop sticking his foot up people's asses.

Totenkopf
01-07-2011, 11:37 AM
Good idea, his feet are really stinking (worse than usually, apparently. :xp: )

Getting Joe Pesci to stop saying F*** all the time.

Darth Avlectus
01-07-2011, 08:19 PM
Bad idea. He has ack--!
What the F*** you talking about me going over my head? YOU SAID I'm bringin' HEAT on you?! I gotta listen to people because of YOUR F***ing S***?! You're ordering ME out?! You better get your own F***ing army, pal.

Watching PyramidHead and DeusEx get into a "YO MAMMA FIGHT!".

Trench
01-08-2011, 03:23 AM
Wonderful idea. I'll get the popcorn.

Murdering PyramidHead with a minigun while shouting "Yo Mama" jokes.

purifier
01-08-2011, 02:17 PM
Neutral idea, sometimes those type of characters get resurrected and come back with a vengeance.





Eating mexican food and drinking Wild Turkey to make your body produce the ultimate sulpher bomb, which results in killing all the wildlife in your area. :ninja2:

Darth Avlectus
01-08-2011, 07:00 PM
Good idea, it sounds incoherent and messed up.

Making everything happen all at once in this thread.

Alkonium
01-08-2011, 07:53 PM
Really Bad Idea. I'm quite certain there are a lot more Bad ideas than there are Good ideas.

Lighting a fire extinguisher on fire.

CommanderQ
01-08-2011, 10:22 PM
Both good and bad...it would be a heckuva rocket show, but then again, it could kill you in the process.

Instating the old Japanese law (reallllly old) that a bad haiku can be punished through castration on the spot.

Darth Avlectus
01-08-2011, 10:24 PM
Bad idea, that would be better applied in crimes of sexual assault.

Sync post victim (Alk)
Neutral to bad: Kind of pointless as there isn't much to burn on a fire extinguisher. Bad in that if you do (in the highly unlikely case) succeed you are 1) without a means to extinguish the fire 2) bound for an injury or something because the unit might burst.

Using working compressors off discarded refrigerators in reverse to make a vacuum pump system for equipment assisting in experimenting with gasses and ionization.

Alkonium
01-09-2011, 12:42 AM
Bad idea, compression only goes so far.

Making a point of toppling gods at every opportunity.

Darth Avlectus
01-09-2011, 02:12 AM
Good idea, I can't stand those arrogant bastards.

Bad idea, compression only goes so far.
Are you absolutely sure? You *really* might want to check your facts on vacuum pumps on a hobbyist budget if you were being for reals, otherwise ignore this if you were jesting.

Making a suction cup for your arse so you can use vaccum pump technology to extract body gasses for "experimentations". :dev9:

purifier
01-09-2011, 06:22 AM
Great Idea, I'll go get the mexican food and a bottle of Wild Turkey. :xp:
Yep.....it'll be a blast!







Using a railgun to take out the mercs and mutants in the FARCRY game.
(PLAYER: YYYEEEEAAAAH-YEAH! I GOT YOUR NUMBER!)

Totenkopf
01-09-2011, 11:21 AM
Sure, why the hell not......

Making Mass Effect 3 exclusively an mmo project.

Alkonium
01-09-2011, 11:26 AM
Bad idea, while I don't hate MMO's, you don't suddenly switch genres like that.

Weaponising a blender.

Darth Avlectus
01-09-2011, 03:43 PM
Excellent idea: from cullinary to barbaric. Just break the outer glass of the blender and not only do you have a rotational cutter blade, you have jagged glass to boot. I'm going to remember this.

Using a longer head fastening bolt (same thread count per inch) to replace the stock bolt inside a Electric Oscillating Multifunction power tool, IE like the little red one from harbor freight (http://www.harborfreight.com/multifunction-power-tool-67256.html). (Hint: I'm a handyman. ;))

urluckyday
01-09-2011, 04:57 PM
Great idea! What could go wrong?!

Going to the Superbowl instead of a date with your wife on your anniversary.

Totenkopf
01-09-2011, 08:32 PM
Bad idea unless there's some kind of quid pro quo involved, she's away on some business trip she can't get out of or you're getting divorced.....in which case it's probably a good idea.

Blowing up a building and blaming Osama.

Darth Avlectus
01-10-2011, 02:36 AM
Good idea if you ca get away with it.

Gaining the respect of Darkdream on dragon quest VI by defeating him. (Need a hint? Check YT)

Totenkopf
01-10-2011, 10:44 AM
Neutral. If I beat him that easily he'd better do more for me than he does in this vid.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZScMwc2XjY

Being a Djin(sp?) that controls its master.

Darth Avlectus
01-10-2011, 03:38 PM
Neutral: It might be good for you but if someone catches on they may kill the body you hosted because it's technically a possession.

Neutral. If I beat him that easily he'd better do more for me than he does in this vid.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZScMwc2XjY
He kills DeathMoore (there are numerous spellings), the antagonist--the arch enemy in your story, what more could you ask for?

Trusting Macgruber in acGyver's place.

Alkonium
01-11-2011, 04:27 PM
Bad idea. What does MacGruber do besides drink?

Trusting Jack O'Neill in MacGyver's place.

Totenkopf
01-11-2011, 04:55 PM
Good idea, b/c O'Neill has access to better tech.

Spitting in a Klingon's meal before leaving the kitchen.

RC-3556
01-11-2011, 05:02 PM
Good idea. Those Klingons like their spit.

Giving GTA some new shoes

Totenkopf
01-11-2011, 05:06 PM
Good idea. His smell like @ss.......your @ss.

Giving Michael Moore a labotomy, but in a Cuban hospital.

Alkonium
01-11-2011, 07:25 PM
Difficult to say, unless you mean lobotomy.

Microwaving a Stargate.

Totenkopf
01-11-2011, 10:01 PM
Bad idea, they don't taste good when cooked by conventional means. Will probably taste rubbery.

Alright, you spelling nazi, giving michael moore a lobotomy in a cuban hospital using rusty cooking utensils.

Darth Avlectus
01-11-2011, 10:28 PM
Good idea. Moore needs a good makeover. :xp:

Having Morrigan Aensland and Chun Li make out in front of Ryu and Spider Man in order to steal a victory, with the only bloodshed being from nosebleeds of the two fellas, not related to being struck in the face.

Alkonium
01-11-2011, 11:09 PM
Really Good Idea.

Somehow creating a singularity inside your microwave, by microwaving something.

Darth Avlectus
01-12-2011, 12:12 PM
Impossible idea: you can't do that with a microwave.

Making a home built x-ray machine.

purifier
01-12-2011, 02:45 PM
Good idea, how much do you want for it?





Putting Alkonium in a microwave.
(Yeah..you know Alkonium wants to try it.:dev8:)

Alkonium
01-12-2011, 03:05 PM
Bad idea, I'd end up sterile, if not dead.

Blending a blender in a bigger blender.

Totenkopf
01-12-2011, 03:19 PM
Good idea, as long as Tim "the toolman" Taylor is nowhere to be seen.

Blending a microwave in a blender.

Darth Avlectus
01-12-2011, 04:55 PM
Good idea, I always wanted to have a magnetron shrapnel milkshake to pour as the drinks of the corrupt hypocritical city councils of central to northern CA--them and their political machines.

Bad idea, I'd end up sterile, if not dead.
Only after a prolonged period of time:
http://www.multistalkervictims.org/shoestringradio/proventechs.htm


Mentos and diet soda with aspartame aimed at an office of some schmuck you don't like, after hours on a frigid cold night.

.:Lord Revan:.
01-12-2011, 05:24 PM
Yes if you have wool underwear on.


Chase the idiot who stole your socks.

Alkonium
01-12-2011, 07:26 PM
Why not just put some other socks on?

Microwaving Diet Coke and Mentos.

Darth Avlectus
01-12-2011, 09:44 PM
Pointless: The mixture explodes before you can even close the door.


Microwaving an ink cartridge, in someone else's office.

Alkonium
01-12-2011, 09:54 PM
Bad idea. The sort of people who keeps a microwave in their office is not the sort of person you want to annoy.

Microwaving everything you know explodes when microwaved at the same time. (Assuming you've got a giant microwave or something)

Totenkopf
01-12-2011, 10:15 PM
Good idea.....if you can channel the explosive in the direction of your choosing like a tightly focused beam of energy.

Destroying China's new stealth plane and blaming Taiwan.

Alkonium
01-12-2011, 10:19 PM
Bad idea, you could end up starting a war.

Going back in time and preventing the Avro Arrow from being scrapped.

Darth Avlectus
01-12-2011, 10:21 PM
Good idea: The new world power needs a little something to occupy its time other than entertaining upon how it will suffocate the west.


Dropping Ed Schultz into an alligator tank and recording the results.

Alkonium
01-12-2011, 10:30 PM
Good Idea, as long as you tell people it's for SCIENCE!

Using SCIENCE! as your excuse for everything.

Darth Avlectus
01-12-2011, 10:42 PM
Good idea: You can get away with anything!

Giving a suspected cheating lover a huge amount of laxative.

Totenkopf
01-12-2011, 11:12 PM
Good idea......as long as it's right before she has a business meeting or a hot date.

Being stuck in the bathroom with said victiim and having no way out (and no tp either).

Darth Avlectus
01-13-2011, 01:05 AM
Bad idea: Unless scat is your thing I'd just rather not go there. You sick bastard.

Leaving all your carbonated drinks outside in below freezing temperatures as a substitute for a refrigerator during the winter.

Alkonium
01-13-2011, 02:05 AM
Depends on where you live.

Eating a car battery.

Darth Avlectus
01-13-2011, 02:23 AM
Bad idea: even if you could get past the outside, the acid inside the battery is not fun to deal with by any stretch.

Giving a mentos diet soda enema to your coworker.

Totenkopf
01-13-2011, 08:29 AM
Bad idea. Quite messy, you sicker, kinkier bastard.

Only posting good ideas in this thread.

Darth Avlectus
01-13-2011, 12:33 PM
Pointless idea: I'm going to F*** it up by posting a bad idea.

Eating fascinating asian butcher's cuts without asking what it is.

Totenkopf
01-13-2011, 01:14 PM
Bad idea......he gonna kill you w/ MSG.

Telling everyone you're a jerk when they've already known that for sometime.

Alkonium
01-13-2011, 02:50 PM
Neutral Idea. It wouldn't make a difference.

Going back in time and preventing the creation of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Darth Avlectus
01-13-2011, 03:52 PM
At this point good idea: I'm sick of their picketing the deaths of our military people, and sick of their picketing at funerals of people, especially little girls, who were killed by an obvious nutjob.

Using a malfunctioning microwave with its safeguards are failing anyways despite the danger.

Alkonium
01-13-2011, 04:38 PM
Really Bad Idea. It could end up exploding, or irradiating something, or both.

Microwaving something that's highly radioactive to begin with.

Totenkopf
01-13-2011, 04:51 PM
Bad idea.....your life might run out before the timer on the microwave.

Having a viking style funeral at your local gas station.

purifier
01-13-2011, 05:38 PM
Good idea, some rednecks have funeral ceremonies something similar to that.







Faking your death, then later on during the funeral, popping out of the casket and scaring the hell out of everybody at your funeral.

:evil6:AAAAAAH BOOGIDY, BOOGIDY, BOOGIDY!

Alkonium
01-13-2011, 11:26 PM
Great Idea. I love a good prank.

Secretly arranging so that after you die, your body is made into Soylent Green and served at your funeral (without any guests knowing what it is), and when your guests are done eating um, you, a playing a video of you, in which you say something along the lines of "Hi, I'm _________, and if you're watching this, you just finished eating my corpse!".

purifier
01-14-2011, 01:11 AM
:barf: GREAT IDEA! Why they'd never see me..EXCUSE ME! :barf: *COUGH! COUGH! HAAAACK!*........uum yeah..they'd never see me coming.




Secretly mixing doody into the "Soylent Green" as well, and then telling them about that in the video too. (Why not go all the way, I say. :thmbup1:)

Alkonium
01-14-2011, 01:16 AM
It'd be all me anyway, so why not?

Not actually doing the Soylent Green thing, but saying you did on the video.

Darth Avlectus
01-14-2011, 03:39 AM
Good idea: That's even funnier.


Microwaving fart bombs.

Alkonium
01-14-2011, 08:59 AM
Good Idea:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGTmVWeYcU0

Microwaving a Toaster.

Darth Avlectus
01-16-2011, 12:40 AM
Bad idea: Its metal surface will arc and cause the microwaves to deflect back into the microwave magnetron thereby destroying it. .....unless that was what you're aiming for.

Trying water based attacks on an aquahawk (another dragon warrior/quest reference) in the hopes it will do massive damage.

Alkonium
01-16-2011, 02:12 AM
Bad idea, if standard mechanics are assumed. Water attacks would logically be ineffective against a water-based creature.

Going commando in a Zentai suit made out of sandpaper.

Darth Avlectus
01-16-2011, 02:34 AM
Only a good idea if either the sandpaper is facing outward, or you like having your skin chafed off by abrasives. (You just gave me an idea of how to torture someone!)

BTW: Yes, standard mechanics are assumed, though the aquahawk is actually of the bird family. (Breeding a sea monster mate with a bird monster base).

Using Aquacut against a member of the sea monster family.

Totenkopf
01-16-2011, 12:36 PM
Good idea. Any high enough pressure force that gets the job done (w/o hurting self) is acceptable.

Letting Joe Pesci play the Hobbit.

Alkonium
01-16-2011, 01:08 PM
Bad Idea. I'll stick with Martin Freeman.

Setting a fire alarm on fire.

Darth Avlectus
01-16-2011, 03:02 PM
Neutral: depends what for and where you're setting this fire alarm on fire... Bad if it's public because you could be arrested.

Getting rid of stomach fat by rubbing draino on it until it leeches all the fat out.

Alkonium
01-16-2011, 03:08 PM
Bad idea, it won't stop with the fat.

Using fire to get rid of acne.

Darth Avlectus
01-16-2011, 06:11 PM
Good idea: now we can all look like freddy kruger (I would have said vader on mustafar but even he reminds me of freddy).

Having gang staplings of wisecrackers.

Totenkopf
01-16-2011, 06:44 PM
Bad idea if you're one of the wisecrackers.

Having Dr. Who be an OTW* actor.

*(other than white).

Alkonium
01-16-2011, 06:45 PM
If he did the best audition, I don't see why not.

Telling hipsters that being alive is mainstream.

Darth Avlectus
01-16-2011, 07:26 PM
Good idea: I'm getting awfully sick of those whiny little bitches who pretend drama and that they hate their life and blahblahblah--they need to find something more constructive to do. Like becoming Alk's prostitutes because giving head is all they're good for. This goes mostly for preppe emo kids, goths and punk rockers aren't too bad though.

A "buried alive" scenario where you have substituted Manager Paul Bearer with lifelong politician and current NV U.S. Senator Harry Reid, concrete/cement for unsterilized manure, and you for The Undertaker pulling the lever on national television (with impunity though there's no guarantee Reid won't make it out alive). To humble the guy.

Totenkopf
01-16-2011, 10:54 PM
Great idea........even better if it's super-quickdry cement.

Saying "what" again to Jules after he's 2x-dared ya, mutherf***er.

Alkonium
01-16-2011, 10:57 PM
Good Idea, threats like that are usually hollow.

Brewing a beer, and calling it "?".

Darth Avlectus
01-16-2011, 11:20 PM
BAAAAAAD Idea: soon as Nintendo finds out you infringed upon their question mark blocks, they will royally sue your ass.

Good Idea, threats like that are usually hollow.

Tell that to these poor schmucks:
UPHuE5pDlEs

Same scenario as I mentioned above but with all the guilty of both parties prior to our financial collapse. Oh and add in quckdry cement full of rusty needles, screws and nails. Only stipulation is you have to bury the bodies alone with no assistance of any kind.

Alkonium
01-17-2011, 12:02 AM
Really Bad Idea. Sounds messy.

Swapping Star Trek's Replicators (http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Replicator) with Stargate's Replicators (http://stargate.wikia.com/wiki/Replicator).

Darth Avlectus
01-17-2011, 01:17 AM
Horrible idea. The latter have minds of their own and act like broods of parasites. Among other things.


Wearing just any sheets laying around to dressup and be a ghost.
Hopes nobody has seen that halloween episode of Beavis and ButtHead.

Alkonium
01-17-2011, 10:52 AM
Pointless idea. Has that ever worked on anyone?

Blending a toaster.

purifier
01-17-2011, 03:16 PM
GOOD GOD MAN! THAT'S A CRAZY IDEA! Everybody knows you don't do that.......without the toast.






Using studded or spiked steel-toe boots for Red's " My foot up your ass" technique.

Totenkopf
01-17-2011, 04:55 PM
Good idea.....unless the person has a blood borne contagious disease like HIV_AIDS or something else nasty.

Getting red to change from kicking asses to kicking people in the head.

Alkonium
01-18-2011, 02:21 PM
Deadly idea.

Toasting a microwave.

Totenkopf
01-18-2011, 03:18 PM
Bad idea......microwaves can't get high or drunk (or married, either, for that matter).

Roasting a toaster and microwave in the same oven at 500F.

Alkonium
01-19-2011, 07:41 PM
Bad idea, it's just a flaming mess and not entertaining at all.

Running an anti-drug campaign with the slogan "Drugs are out of style, drinking dangerous chemicals is in!"

Darth Avlectus
01-22-2011, 08:06 PM
Bad idea unless mass euthanasia of addicted people is your aim.

Trying to kill a butterfly monster in dragon warrior monsters with the move gigaslash.

Alkonium
01-22-2011, 10:28 PM
Good Idea?

Whittling and painting pieces of wood to look exactly like cigarettes, and then selling them to smokers.

Darth Avlectus
01-23-2011, 12:29 AM
Bad idea, they'll be smart enough to recognize it isn't the real thing. OR worse you'll send them into a nicotine fit.

Good Idea?
Just google "dragon warrior gigaslash butterfly" and get back to me on that one.

Using Toad Man's weapon against Bright Man.

Alkonium
01-23-2011, 11:46 PM
Good idea, according to some strategy guide I googled, but didn't both to actually read.

Sticking a Lava Lamp in a Toaster Oven.

purifier
01-24-2011, 07:10 PM
Immoral Idea! Now that's just a disgrace to lava lamps everywhere man. :fist: I'll have you know Alkonium, one of my best friends is a lava lamp. (The other one is a Saquatch who lives in the woods behind my house, he's alright for the most part, but he seems to think he has a romantic love interest with my dog. And goes all off to humping the poor bastard everytime I turn around, I've stop inviting Saquatch to dinner because of that....poor Rover. :disaprove)

*sigh* (Yeah Sir! I'm a lonely, lonely, old man.) :dozey:



Throwing icy cold water on Sasquatch when he does that.

Hallucination
01-24-2011, 08:43 PM
^As for purifier, all he knows is that that Sasquatch is bonin' his dog.

Alkonium
01-24-2011, 09:11 PM
Bad Idea, this is the wrong thread.

Not caring about word type when doing Mad Libs.

purifier
01-24-2011, 09:33 PM
Bad idea, what would be the main purpose for the word game then.



Bad Idea, this is the wrong thread.

(Yeah...wrong thread, but Hal's statement would've of been a really good one in the avy/sig thread under one of my posts. Lol! ;) Dang Hal, you should've save it for that thread.)




Typing words in a foreign language when doing Mad Libs.

Hallucination
01-24-2011, 09:39 PM
Bad idea if you don't know the language, otherwise whatever floats your boat.

Typing in a foreign language on stormfront.

As for the whole 'wrong thread thing,' that wasn't poor timing, I actually derped so hard I thought this was the avy/sig thread. o_Q

Alkonium
01-24-2011, 10:15 PM
Good Idea. I don't want people like that to like me. Because I don't like them.

Making use of the Horrors of the Internet in a debate about something completely different.

Darth Avlectus
01-25-2011, 02:05 AM
Excellent idea: sometimes (though not always) wining an internet argument is really like winning the special Olympics--you're still retarded. So F*** it, give all those uptight people a 'WTF?' when you show them 'what for' as you stylishly make them hemorrhage with irrelevance.

As for the whole 'wrong thread thing,' that wasn't poor timing, I actually derped so hard I thought this was the avy/sig thread. o_Q
http://lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=357&pictureid=4016
Diabetes my ass! Now go UN-F*** yourself, Brimley!


Solving your constipation problem by drinking a mixture of milk and carbonated beverages.

Alkonium
01-27-2011, 11:26 PM
If I know my laxatives, bad idea. It won't help.

Bringing a spoon to a fork fight.

purifier
01-27-2011, 11:51 PM
Good Idea. It's dull and it will hurt even more.







Bringing a tea cup to a spoon/fork fight. (Death by tea cup.)

Alkonium
01-28-2011, 12:18 AM
Good idea. Great for throwing.

Bringing a Coffee Cup to a Tea Cup Fight.

purifier
01-28-2011, 04:38 PM
Delicious Idea. I'll pour the tea and you pour the coffee.








Designating the Mad Hatter as the referee?

Darth Avlectus
01-28-2011, 10:01 PM
Good idea, he's likely to be more fair than Vince McMahon.

Giving Exile Darth Malak's voice with the KSE.

Alkonium
01-28-2011, 11:27 PM
Hilarious idea.

Telling people you're on a vegetarian diet, by which you mean you only eat vegetarians, and herbivorous animals.

Totenkopf
01-29-2011, 01:35 AM
Great idea.......always fun to watch people get their hopes shattered that another meat eater has "seen the light".

Actually eating vegetarians b/c your doctor told you to change your diet.

Alkonium
01-29-2011, 02:18 AM
Good idea, I can only assume my doctor would know what he or she is talking about.

Creating a real-life MCP.

Hallucination
01-29-2011, 12:21 PM
Bad idea, no one fights for the user anymore.

Introducing friends using the phrase "he fights for the user."

Alkonium
01-29-2011, 12:53 PM
Good idea. Everyone loves Tron (the character).

Actually fighting for the User.

Darth Avlectus
02-07-2011, 10:26 PM
Valiant idea: eventually you're going to get the corporate beatdown too.

Marylin Manson as a psychiatrist.

Alkonium
02-07-2011, 11:30 PM
Good idea, if you're going for the reverse psychology to work.

Wearing a latex catsuit to work instead of your actual uniform, which is presumably not a latex catsuit.

Trench
02-08-2011, 08:00 PM
Neutral. I work from home.

Wearing a latex catsuit to the grocery store.

Alkonium
02-08-2011, 11:06 PM
Good idea. Grocery stores can be so boring sometimes.

Going to a funeral in clown garb.

Totenkopf
02-11-2011, 06:35 AM
Generally a bad idea.....unless it's a funeral for all the clowns that got killed in that clown car accident.

Messing with a comedian's act (esp if he sucks......the great ones can make you look really stupid).

Alkonium
02-11-2011, 02:42 PM
Bad idea. Interfering with people on stage is usually frowned upon.

Attempting to breed a cross between a St. Bernard and a Chihuahua.

Darth Avlectus
02-11-2011, 09:24 PM
Neutral: Stranger breeds have been tried, I'm sure.


Using a field including but not limited to of sharp tools, instruments, and jagged sheets of metal, all of which would be beneath a dropping chamber opening trapdoor mechanism thing with a long fall as punishment against the ass wipes (on all sides of all allegiances) majorly responsible for the 2008 financial collapse in America--and microwaving the remains (feeding them to endangered species is an option) because there would be no survivors with this particular scheme left to the imagination.

Alkonium
02-11-2011, 11:46 PM
Good idea. Sometimes you need to be that ruthlessly aggressive.

(@GTA: Yes, well, good luck getting "it to work".)

Syfy selling all its good sci-fi shows (basically Sancuary, Being Human, and Stargate Universe) to SPACE, then shutting down permanently, then being replaced by a new channel called SPACE America or something to that effect. An added benefit is that Americans will then be able to watch Todd & the Book of Pure Evil.

Darth Avlectus
02-12-2011, 06:12 AM
Neutral: I kinda likes syfy, especially when they had ani monday.

Making a town in Canada called whoville, dedicated to Dr. Who and all its fans.

Alkonium
02-12-2011, 10:30 AM
Good Idea, but the name could be better. I'd suggest something like New Gallifrey.

(@GTA: Yes, well, Syfy's been slowly and deliberately killing science fiction)

SPACE exporting Todd & the Book of Pure Evil to an American network.

Totenkopf
02-13-2011, 09:04 PM
Probably good if you like horror based tv shows*.

(*had to look it up and was a bit surprised that the format was 30 minutes, vs the usual ~hour I would have expected)

A crime fighting team composed of Duke Nukem, Gordon Freeman, Commander Shepard and Dr Who.

Alkonium
02-13-2011, 09:16 PM
Awesome Idea, though I'm not sure the Doctor would approve of everyone else's methods.

Torchwood collaborating with Cerberus.

Totenkopf
02-13-2011, 09:27 PM
Good and bad......both outfits fight aliens, but it seems Torchwood might start to take a dim view of Cerberus activities as well.

Creating a targeted superbug that wrecks the PRC's electronic ability to screw with other nations computer systems, while not harming China's victims and having no chance of blowback.

Alkonium
02-13-2011, 09:31 PM
Good idea, but I question the feasibility.

Welcoming the dude who ain't the buyer of mugs.

Darth Avlectus
02-14-2011, 05:03 PM
Umm bad idea if you're selling mugs I guess...otherwise neutral idea...


Situation: A big bounty hunter who while managing to get hold of their query, have come into your house and broken irreplaceable collectible items and messed everything else up and on top of that says it isn't his problem and tells you to STFU. Whack him in the head with a sledge hammer for his blasphemy while he's busy choking the life out of his target on your floor...and sell him alive or dead to the black market deli. :dev9:

Alkonium
02-14-2011, 07:17 PM
Good idea. What right did he have to break into my house anyway?

Mounting chainsaws to the front of your car.

purifier
02-14-2011, 09:14 PM
Great idea. They should of done that in one of the Mad Max movies. It would have been a killer.






Mounting napalm torches to the front of your car.

Alkonium
02-15-2011, 08:47 AM
Bad idea. In order to work, your target/victim would have to just stand there while the car is parked, or match its speed while it's moving. Otherwise you might as well just run them over.

Mounting grenades (not grenade launchers, just grenades) to the front of your car.

Isaac Clarke
02-15-2011, 09:08 PM
Bad idea. Ummm... What if you crashed?

A gum that gives you 100% control of your brain, instead of 10%.

Alkonium
02-15-2011, 09:23 PM
Bad idea. I'm pretty sure that 90% is taken up by involuntary functions, such as heartbeats.

Sending an active Stargate through another active Stargate.

Darth Avlectus
02-15-2011, 10:31 PM
Unknown idea: I suppose if you're willing to risk some kind of cataclysmic catastrophe, it's okay to do...good luck.

Using metalman's own weapon against him the second time you fught hin in megaman 2. (Go ahead and look it up on YT or other if you don't feel lie guessing.)

Alkonium
02-15-2011, 11:28 PM
Bad idea. Odds are, second time around, he'd be expecting it, and it wouldn't work.

Matt Smith succeeding Daniel Craig as James Bond, and Daniel Craig succeeding Matt Smith as the Doctor.

Darth Avlectus
02-15-2011, 11:48 PM
At risk of a fail guess: Bad idea, if the latest disappointment in james bond is any indication.

Bad idea. Odds are, second time around, he'd be expecting it, and it wouldn't work.
I'd hate to have been wagering that. see 0:56-1:03 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=421Q3PIFlRI) :dev11:


Drinking all the soda and then eating the ice cream in the hope for the same result as eating a root beer float.

Alkonium
02-16-2011, 12:14 AM
Good idea. Not saying it'll work, but even so.

Creating crash test dummies capable of feeling fear.

Darth Avlectus
02-16-2011, 01:16 AM
Interesting idea, I suppose it has its potential uses.


Putting bubble gum you're done with in the empty seat next to you in the theater when the movie is finished for the next poor schmuck.

Isaac Clarke
02-16-2011, 04:08 PM
Bad idea. He might be a lawyer...

Suing Sue H. Yoo (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/12/tumblr_kv2poevpp51qzv9mho1_500.jpg)

Darth Avlectus
02-17-2011, 01:16 AM
Good idea if you're a better layer. :devsmoke:

Taking a whiz on an electric fence.

Alkonium
02-17-2011, 09:31 AM
Really bad idea. Electric current can go through a moving stream.

Playing a D&D campaign where if your character is killed, the DM stabs you.

purifier
02-17-2011, 03:24 PM
GOOD GOD MAN! That's a barbaric idea!....I like it :thmbup1:








While participating in the TV series "Survivor" not actually surviving when you get voted out, making ancient Rome proud.
*drum roll for the one voted out - all thumbs point down* :carms: KILL HIM!

Isaac Clarke
02-17-2011, 03:29 PM
My kind of style...(good idea... as long as im the executioner... 1... 2... 3... pull the rope!!!:chop1:)

Virtual Reality

Darth Avlectus
02-17-2011, 03:31 PM
Neutral:Already been done.


Barbecuing dog hair.

Isaac Clarke
02-17-2011, 03:32 PM
Do I really need to say? Alright, fine. Bad idea.

Editing the universe with a "universal" remote.

Alkonium
02-17-2011, 03:48 PM
Bad idea. That's the kind of power that's pretty hard not to abuse.

Microwaving assorted narcotics.

Isaac Clarke
02-17-2011, 03:53 PM
Bad idea. The microwave might get addicted.

TFU3

Alkonium
02-17-2011, 04:12 PM
Bad Idea. Unless they have the story totally unrelated to the other two, it'll just feel like it's getting stretched out needlessly.

Supplying a meth lab with explosive materials designed to look like the ingredients they need.

Isaac Clarke
02-17-2011, 05:08 PM
Good idea. That'll teach them...

Shooting a full-power laser through space.

Darth Avlectus
02-19-2011, 09:39 PM
Neutral idea: unknown consequences. More than likely you'd just be wasting energy to produce a coherent beam hitting no target and that would ultimately entropy anyways.

Recording the screaming from the guy on "worlds loudest orgasm" and dubbing it into a home made cartoon of some guy taking a constipated $%#@ that is now a PG-13 appropriate youtube video.

Alkonium
02-21-2011, 11:51 PM
Really bad idea. The right audio can make anything seem like porn.

An episode of "Will It Blend?" in which the blender explodes, but they still say "Yes, it blends!" at the end.

Darth Avlectus
02-24-2011, 09:15 PM
Yes. It is a good idea because it stiates those with a lustful appetite for destruction.

Playing the blink 182 song "I wanna F*** a dog" at a peta convention.

Alkonium
02-24-2011, 10:32 PM
Good idea. It's not like you're going to eat the dog, right?

Selling Soylent Green at a Peta Conference.

Darth Avlectus
02-26-2011, 09:14 PM
Excellent idea: Many members of the green party go to PETA conventions. :p

Making pasties and bikinis made of prosciutto and selling them to the prudish young ladies at a PETA convention.

Trench
02-26-2011, 09:26 PM
Good idea. 'Specially if/when they try to protest in them. :naughty:

Wearing a Tiki mask and bear skin suit to a PETA convention, and dancing on the stage.

Alkonium
02-26-2011, 11:14 PM
Good idea, that's just disruptive.

Wearing a Zentai suit made out of ground beef at a Peta Conference.

Darth Avlectus
03-05-2011, 01:42 AM
Excellent idea: We need our fashionable threads to wear to be more organic--sh what a better way to promote organic wear than the meat of that which was once living.

Presenting bestiality as a "loving" alternative to spaying and neutering at a PETA conference.

Totenkopf
03-05-2011, 05:22 AM
Well, it'd certainly put a different spin on PETA, as in Please Eat The Animals. :xp:

Have GTA pipe his rodent porn into a PETA convention.

Alkonium
03-05-2011, 08:42 AM
Good idea. Peta loves bestiality!

Spreading rumours that Syfy wants to give everyone Brain Syphilis, whatever that is.

Darth Avlectus
03-06-2011, 05:30 PM
Excellent idea. Where do you keep coming up with such ingenious plans to create such mass hysteria? That's awesome.

Hiring Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus as your protection.

Alkonium
03-06-2011, 05:39 PM
Good idea, if I can find him.

Packing a toaster full of ice cubes and turning it on.

purifier
03-07-2011, 12:12 AM
Bad Idea......been there/done that. :dev8: A new toaster will be the end result btw.






Sticking your hand inside a toaster while it's already on, to dry your hands.

Alkonium
03-07-2011, 12:22 AM
Bad idea. Wet hands are preferable to ... that.

Nonchalantly joining every protest you see with a sign that says "I HATE CROWDS".

Darth Avlectus
03-07-2011, 05:00 PM
Bad Idea: At best, you aren't likely to get a warm reception. Unless it's a crowd of complete F***ing morons.

Inviting Special Ed to a skype party.

Alkonium
03-07-2011, 08:57 PM
Good idea. He certainly doesn't sound boring.

Running this anti-meth ad:
http://www.moronail.net/images/stories/dg_pictures/0810/544.jpg

purifier
03-10-2011, 03:00 PM
Neutral idea: Only because my stupid browser won't let me see your pic. But knowing what kind of pics you usually post Alkonium, in these game threads, I'm pretty sure the pic is something that might scare the crack out of someone (literally) and possibly stop their addicition. ;)







Walking and doing everything else backwards for a short period of time to reverse the effects of aging.

Alkonium
03-10-2011, 03:53 PM
Bad idea. It doesn't work.

(Well, it said "Chewbacca playing baseball isn't normal. But on meth, it is.")

Microwaving a painting.

Darth Avlectus
03-10-2011, 05:02 PM
Good idea, it'll make the gloss come alive.

@ purifier: My browser as well. Hm.


Painting a microwave.

Astor
03-10-2011, 06:09 PM
Good idea - a microwave on canvas would be a hit at all the major galleries!

A weekend vacation in Tripoli.

purifier
03-10-2011, 06:41 PM
Wait-a-minute, are you paying? Cause if so- GREAT IDEA! I have plenty of body armor, disguises and ninja catlike reflexes. :ninja2: I even have a noclip magic spell that allows me to pass through walls. If I survive, I will bring you back a souvenir from Gaddafi's personal things.


@GTA:SWcity: You too huh, wonder what the problem is?





Having a noclip magic spell that allows your crafty ninja self to pass through walls, floors, ceilings, etc. (except living things because that would be just blah! No seriously it would.)

Alkonium
03-10-2011, 08:18 PM
Bad idea. How would you be able to so much as eat?

A Reality Show where the contestants have to share a house with a bear.

Totenkopf
03-10-2011, 11:17 PM
Bad idea if you're the "bear snack".

Telling ChAiNz that Tali isn't actually real.

@ purifier: My browser as well. Hm...

Me 3.

Alkonium
03-10-2011, 11:21 PM
Good idea. Whatever he'd do to rectify that, I want in on it.

This one should work:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y180/Alkonium/544.jpg

Biking on an active treadmill.

Darth Avlectus
03-15-2011, 08:59 PM
Good idea, what a better exhilaration of biking than on an actively moving ground like provided by a treadmill.

Leaving "special presents" on the front doorsteps of the people you like least.

Darth Elessar
03-16-2011, 12:51 AM
Bad idea; They might leave a "special present" for you too.

Sending an empty envelope to someone you dislike.

Darth Avlectus
03-16-2011, 01:05 AM
Pointless.

Delivering a "special present" covertly to someone you dislike.

ForeverNight
03-16-2011, 02:36 AM
Bad Idea, acting covertly is a great way to insure that you're gonna be busted.

Playing Zork, competitively.

Alkonium
03-17-2011, 11:27 AM
Good idea. Whoever takes longer to be eaten by a grue wins.

Spreading rumours that PETA promotes cannibalism.

Totenkopf
03-17-2011, 03:05 PM
Good idea.....don't forget about torture too. ;)

Telling many of those people that you'd rather they wear fur than go naked.

Alkonium
03-17-2011, 03:30 PM
Bad idea. They're probably just fanatic nudists that PETA hired.

Countering the "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" with women wearing bacon bikinis and men wearing bacon speedos.

Darth Avlectus
03-20-2011, 03:02 AM
Excellent idea. Fur or pig products make good intimate wear. :D

Showing the videos where animals are the aggressors of committing bestiality instead of humans all "IN THE NAME OF ANIMAL POWER!!!!!!1!!!!111!!!!!!11!!!!~1!1" at a PETA convention since they hate human aggression towards animals.

That's discrimination against aggressive human pleasure servers to animals which is STILL preferable to the cruel act of fixing that animal I tell you!:mad:
:dev8:

Alkonium
03-20-2011, 11:02 AM
Good Idea? They're always two sides these issues?

Opening a bar called "The Exploding Egg". Or just replace egg with anything.

purifier
03-31-2011, 03:43 PM
Hmmm, neutral idea. Only because I really don't like eggs, but I could take it or leave it.







Going postal on yourself with a lightsaber.

Totenkopf
03-31-2011, 03:52 PM
Bad idea.....unless you're a ghost.

Sleeping your way through the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders (or whatever frnachise floats your boat).

Alkonium
03-31-2011, 04:21 PM
Good idea. What could possibly go wrong?

Using Epic Meal Time to teach yourself how to cook.

Darth Avlectus
04-16-2011, 04:24 AM
Neutral idea, it's 12:30 AM where I am and am not in the mood to look that up...I'll resign it to good idea.

Finding the internet stalker and giving him a "what for" to remember you by for the rest of his life.

purifier
04-20-2011, 02:28 PM
Good Idea! BTW, :ninja2: have you gotten around to that yet?







Really finding Waldo and breaking out a can of woop-ass upon him, for making you look for him in the first place!

(I always hated that candy-cane striped bastard.)

Alkonium
04-24-2011, 05:20 PM
Pointless idea. You'll never find him.

Using Quantum Entanglement on socks.

purifier
04-29-2011, 12:51 AM
Good Idea. Then one of them wouldn't get lost, like they always do. Maybe you could call them Mocks.








( I'm gonna take a page out of Alkonium's book.)


Using a microwave to get a tan.

HockeyGoalie35
04-29-2011, 07:38 AM
Good idea, if you wanna tan your internal organs. skin? not so much.

Acid trip + Spongebob

purifier
04-29-2011, 10:04 AM
Good idea. Then him and Patrick will be on the same wave length.






Gary the snail going cannibal on Spongebob while Squidward laughs his tenticles off.

.:Lord Revan:.
04-29-2011, 01:44 PM
Definatly a good idea spongebob sucks.


Sticking someting in the great black void of purifier's mind.

Ferc Kast
04-29-2011, 04:14 PM
Bad idea; Then, it wouldn't be a great black void anymore.



Finding the Unknown Regions.

HockeyGoalie35
04-29-2011, 05:19 PM
^Bad idea, then its no longer unknown

Ragequit in public?

Alkonium
04-29-2011, 06:50 PM
Bad idea. I'm pretty sure that's called suicide.

Sticking two Stargates in the same room, dialling one from the other, and then sending the gate you dialled to through the gate you dialled from.

purifier
04-30-2011, 12:26 AM
Great idea. Sounds like the making of a instant black hole; which would probably suck your ass right into oblivion. Yeah, I'd do it!








Putting a stargate into a giant microwave, and turning both of them on at the same time.

Alkonium
04-30-2011, 01:37 AM
Bad idea. The unstable vortex from the Stargate would vaporise a chunk of the microwave, potentially causing the microwave radiation to seep out, as well as into the wormhole.

A reality show like American Idol, but where they're looking for the worst singer in the country, not the best.

HockeyGoalie35
04-30-2011, 07:17 AM
Good idea, but someone beat you to it. its called "America's Got Talent"

Eating a 747.

Trench
05-01-2011, 07:11 AM
Marvelous idea! So long as there's worcestershire sauce.

Coating Pluto in worcestershire sauce and sticking a "Welcome Galactus" sign on it.

Alkonium
05-01-2011, 10:18 AM
Bad idea. Galactus hates Worcestershire sauce.

Replacing every copy of the Bible in a Church with translated copies of the Book of Origin from Stargate SG-1 as a prank.

HockeyGoalie35
05-01-2011, 10:26 PM
^ good idea, IF its in Latin. no one will no the difference MWHAHAHA

Alkonium
05-01-2011, 11:03 PM
No idea here. FAIL

The language of the Ancients is close enough to Latin, so yeah.

A merger between Black Mesa and Aperture Science.

Trench
05-02-2011, 09:59 AM
Win in our worlds. Epic fail in theirs. Black Mesa caused all the bad, and Aperture science has done enough bad to be closed down as is.

GLaDOS vs HAL 9000: Ultimate Chess Face-Off!

purifier
05-03-2011, 05:07 PM
Great idea. One of them will eventually overload when he/she lose.





Osama Bin Laden reincarnating as a bird who eventually gets sucked into a jet engine.

HockeyGoalie35
05-03-2011, 10:19 PM
^^ GREAT IDEA. ironic payback's a b*itch

writing a poem about Facebook.

Alkonium
05-05-2011, 07:05 PM
I don't see the harm in it.

Baking a pony for a friend because she's cute.

Trench
05-05-2011, 10:17 PM
Is the friend cute or the pony? Either way, I see no problem.

Putting a headcrab in a blender and giving it to a professional athlete, under the guise of a protein smoothie.

HockeyGoalie35
05-05-2011, 10:47 PM
^ bad idea, headcrabs are high in fat

Giving a Hidden blade to a UFC champion

Alkonium
05-05-2011, 11:26 PM
Good idea. Knives are normal in UFC, right?

Eating a heaping bowl of salt.

Trench
05-05-2011, 11:39 PM
Good idea. A common practice for the terminally depressed in ancient China, IIRC.

Chasing it with a bucket of paint.

purifier
05-06-2011, 06:40 PM
hmmm....Netrual Idea, only because I don't know what "it" is. And "it" could turn around and bite you in the ass. Mixed with the paint.





Finding out what "it" is first.

Trench
05-06-2011, 11:05 PM
Good idea. The bowl of salt mentioned by Alkonium.

Replacing the :) smilie with a trollface icon.

Alkonium
05-07-2011, 01:02 AM
Good idea. Everyone loves Trollface!

Milking Sister Moo Cow for all the information.

purifier
05-16-2011, 12:27 AM
Good idea. I'd say do it until the cows come home.








Grilling a whole cow. (Some individuals are doing just that btw, no joke.)

Isaac Clarke
05-17-2011, 09:48 AM
Good idea. Mmmmm... I wonder what grilled cow brain tastes like.




Toasting Nyan cat.

Alkonium
05-18-2011, 09:05 AM
Bad idea. Screaming cats are not fun.

Grilling some 9V batteries.

Isaac Clarke
05-18-2011, 09:19 AM
Well, I suppose good idea if you are 20 meters away locked in kevlar steel lined with concrete and have a tiny peephole covered with clear kevlar, then yes. Good idea.

Trying to escape a straight-jacket while hanged 100 ft in the air.

Alkonium
05-18-2011, 09:41 AM
Pointless. If you mean what I think you mean by "hanging", you'll be dead already.

Eating a whole library.

Isaac Clarke
05-18-2011, 02:46 PM
(I meant hanging upside-down)Ummm... Bad idea, I guess, if you mean the building. If you mean just the books, still a bad idea.


Shooting a S&W 500 with one hand.(If you don't know what that is, google it.)

Alkonium
05-19-2011, 06:51 PM
Bad idea. A gun like that would have some serious recoil.

Putting a swimming pool in a library.

Hallucination
05-19-2011, 08:50 PM
Best idea ever.

Writing a troll physics textbook.

Alkonium
05-19-2011, 10:21 PM
Good idea. I need one for the Troll Physics class I teach.

Putting a library in a swimming pool.

purifier
05-20-2011, 02:05 AM
Great idea. But you would need a Librarian Life Guard, so that nobody drowns from reading too much.






Requiring Librarians to also be Barbarians as part of the job requirment.

http://www.lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=434&pictureid=8189

Alkonium
05-20-2011, 02:18 AM
Good idea. Threatening people with swords and axes is a good way to keep them quiet.

First-person QWOP.

Isaac Clarke
05-24-2011, 07:17 PM
Bad idea. How the **** are you supposed to even CONTROL the game in FP?!


Shooting a propane truck in front of a ramp that you jump with a motorcycle.