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04-07-2009, 01:52 PM
I got the idea for this one last night. Basically, I suggest an idea, and then the next person states whether they think it's a good idea or a bad idea, and explains why, and suggests their own idea.

A shoe that doubles as a microwave.

Chevron 7 locke
04-07-2009, 02:21 PM
Good idea.

Now I can heat up my frozen burritoes whenever I want to.

A flamethrower that you can fire from your mouth.

04-07-2009, 04:25 PM
Bad Idea, it could go off at the wrong time.

A computer that asks for a blood sample instead of a password.

Chevron 7 locke
04-07-2009, 08:29 PM
Bad Idea. You might turn the computer into a bloodthirsty creature by doing so.

A burrito powered jet engine.

04-07-2009, 09:31 PM
Bad idea. Odds are people would eat most of the fuel.

This thread.

04-07-2009, 09:56 PM
Good idea.

Beating you like a redheaded stepchild.

04-07-2009, 10:32 PM
Bad idea. I'd be quite inclined to defend myself.

A Superhero called The Incinerator.

Chevron 7 locke
04-07-2009, 10:52 PM
Bad idea. He might destroy himself.

Tying a machine gun to your hand while singing "Keep on Rocking in the free world."

04-07-2009, 10:59 PM
Good idea, if you keep away from the trigger.

Carrying a Greatsword in public.

04-08-2009, 02:08 AM
Good idea, you never know when you're going to have to decapitate Juggalo, worthless air wasters that they are.

Shooting Jodie Foster to impress Ronald Reagan.

04-08-2009, 07:09 AM
Bad idea, dead men cant be impressed.

Scaling Mount Olympus to play Tennis with Gods. Current Score: Deuce vs Zeus


Chevron 7 locke
04-08-2009, 03:00 PM
Bad idea. If he loses he'll zap you with lightning.

Shooting a bazooka out of your mouth.

Serpentine Cougar
04-08-2009, 11:37 PM
Bad idea; see the results of your flamethrower idea.

How about shooting creative ideas out of your mouth?

04-08-2009, 11:38 PM
Good idea, no more writer's block.

A loaf of bread that's also a toaster.

Rabish Bini
04-08-2009, 11:41 PM
Bad idea, you'd eat metal and then it wouldn't be there anymore after you've eaten

Bulletproof sunglasses

04-08-2009, 11:46 PM
Bad idea. Bulletproof and transparent materials do not exist.

A motorised crowbar.

Darth Avlectus
04-09-2009, 12:56 AM
Bad idea: Heavy objects are already hard enough to keep a grip on while using, this would make it too frustrating to hold onto.

Wireless transmitted high frequency (10KHZ or higher) electricity.

04-09-2009, 03:52 AM
Bad Idea. Our hair would stand on end.

Anatomically correct Transformers. Thats why they call him MEGAtron baby! :p


Rabish Bini
04-09-2009, 05:00 AM
Bad idea, Transformers scare me :xp:

A sequel to the awesomeness that is Evil Genius
Bad idea. Bulletproof and transparent materials do not exist.
Bulletproof glass, maybe?

04-09-2009, 08:01 AM
Good idea. A sequel can better fulfill my evil genius fantasies.

Transdimensional engineering.

Chevron 7 locke
04-09-2009, 06:15 PM
Bad Idea, something will go so very wrong.

Dancing to numa numa with a belt loaded with live grenades.

Darth Avlectus
04-09-2009, 06:22 PM
Bad idea, what about the poor guy whose gotta clean up the mess?

Good idea. A sequel can better fulfill my evil genius fantasies.


@ thread

Smiling at the cute girl whose eyeing you up, then teasing her and being kind of cocky personalitied.

04-09-2009, 09:04 PM
Good idea, for it's better to try and fail than not try and never know.

Building a working TARDIS replica.

Chevron 7 locke
04-09-2009, 11:16 PM
Bad Idea. You'll become a target for the Daleks.

Surrounding yourself with a moat and then setting your lawn on fire so you don't have to mow the lawn.

04-10-2009, 01:08 AM
Good idea, you'll get to see pretty FIYAH!

Pointing a gun at a lawn ornament and urinating.

Chevron 7 locke
04-10-2009, 12:08 PM
Bad Idea. The cops are gonna be all over you.

Singing Barbie Girl outloud in a bar filled with rough bikers.

04-10-2009, 12:11 PM
Bad Idea. Not their kind of music.

Drinking paint.

Chevron 7 locke
04-10-2009, 03:11 PM
Bad Idea...It makes you see things.

Painting your hair yellow and running outside screaming Kamehameha!

04-10-2009, 03:57 PM
Bad idea, the paint won't come out very easily.

Killing Mel the Badgboon.

Chevron 7 locke
04-10-2009, 04:22 PM
Bad Idea. Killing is wrong.

Unleashing two homicidal androids conviently named Androids 17 and 18 across the earth and letting them fight everyone they want to.

Rabish Bini
04-10-2009, 11:21 PM
Bad idea. DBZ went crap when that started

A pen that launches nukes

Chevron 7 locke
04-11-2009, 12:46 AM
Bad Idea! Just imagine that in the wrong hands...

An unlimited supply of Doritoes snack crackers...

04-11-2009, 01:32 AM
Good idea, everyone likes Doritos.

A gun that fires electrified bullets.

04-11-2009, 01:39 AM
Good idea, everyone likes Doritos.

A gun that fires electrified bullets.

04-11-2009, 01:29 PM
Bad Idea. They would be repelled by cardboard+kevlar shielding countermeasures.'

A horse that can calculate pi to 7 million decimal places, expressed with hoof taps.


Serpentine Cougar
04-12-2009, 01:44 AM
Neither bad or good. Just... pointless...

A computer that doubles as a refrigerator.

04-12-2009, 01:57 AM
Bad idea, the insides get too hot.

Changing McDonalds' slogan to "Geese can be troublesome"

04-12-2009, 12:11 PM
Good idea. A closer representation to meat content and effects on bowel movements

A teleportation device made of blankets, string and hijinks.


Chevron 7 locke
04-12-2009, 01:55 PM
Good Idea! Anyone can apparently make it.

An unlimited supply of cheeseburgers for the rest of one's life.

04-12-2009, 03:19 PM
Good idea. It may not be the best food, but they'll never go hungry!

Alcohol-based paint.

Darth Avlectus
04-13-2009, 02:34 AM
Bad idea: it'll be too runny to stay very well. (It might make a nice catalyst for home made incendiary though! ;))

Idea: Taking stapler to horses genitals.


@ others

Unleashing two homicidal androids conviently named Androids 17 and 18 across the earth and letting them fight everyone they want to.

Bad idea. DBZ went crap when that started

Not to mention 18 would be so hot in real life that everything with a penis and at least some heterosexual inclinations would try to get it on with her. She'd be too busy avoiding rape to ever be able to concentrate on homicide.

A gun that fires electrified bullets.
Uhh, actually we already have those, it's called shotgun taser bullets. Go check it out sometime. ;)

A computer that doubles as a refrigerator.
I'm sure you more or less say that about the high end fridges at bestbuy--electronic brains, DVD player w/ screens......if that isn't enough I'm sure you could design something to meet your satisfaction. ;) Master's degree in engineering much? ...Eh, it'll only be a matter of time.

04-13-2009, 07:53 AM
Bad Idea. You'd put in an effort to protect your genitals, so why wouldn't a horse?

A swimming pool full of fryer grease.

04-13-2009, 12:57 PM
Bad idea, what if it caught on fire?

A fuel-effecient Super battle tank.

Darth Avlectus
04-13-2009, 02:28 PM
Bad idea, do you know how slow and weak one of those would move with all the armor and artillery?

Get in a headbutting match with Wesley Willis (were he still alive).

04-14-2009, 08:42 AM
No idea who that is, but I'll assume bad idea.

Recursive Tabletop gaming.

Darth Avlectus
04-15-2009, 12:11 AM
Good idea as long as I can get loaded once in a while while doing it. (and beat on a little uhh, "meow" If you catch my drift).

Lobbing dumpsters, dead racoons, and pianos full of manure at the corleone residence in lake tahoe. Like that Vader esque gardener dude did to rocko's house in rocko's modern life.

04-15-2009, 01:48 AM
Bad idea, that Vader-esque guy would totally choke you to death using the....farce..erm, I mean dung.

Building a tower so tall, that if it fell, it wouldn't be able to fall.

04-15-2009, 11:46 AM
Bad idea, it would fall.

A gun that fires irradiated bullets.

04-15-2009, 12:47 PM
I'm sorry, but I find that....IRRADICAL!! Ba dum bump...:D

A Nuclear Missile that can be launched using your mind.

04-15-2009, 07:53 PM
Bad Idea! Imagine if Iran got that!
A pencil that makes your drawings become real, IE: I draw a lightsaber, I get a Lightsaber that I drew., or If I drew Hinata, I'd get Hinata ( Choir music in background.)

04-15-2009, 10:47 PM
Bad idea, what if you scribble?

Building a full-size replica of Weathertop.

Chevron 7 locke
04-16-2009, 02:08 AM
Good Idea. We can always use one of those.

Being able to talk like Red Forman.

Rabish Bini
04-16-2009, 02:32 AM
Bad Idea. We don't need anymore That 70's show related anything

A guitar that plays automatically without you touching it

Darth Avlectus
04-16-2009, 04:51 AM
Neutral... Kind of insulting...


--Red kicks ass.

Being able to talk like Red Forman.

Oh, you mean Kurtwood Smith? I can impersonate his voice somewhat. He really has it for putting a boot up people's asses.

Stealthily dumping a huge amount of manure in your old high school campus. See that way it could easily be blamed on the seniors. Whadya think?

04-16-2009, 05:16 AM
Good idea.......so long as the seniors were all sheiskopfs in the first place. (course a bad idea if you get caught.....cause then you're in the sh*t :xp: )

Subscribing to Penthouse magazine in your bosses's name using the office address?

--Red kicks ass.
Best part of that show.
Oh, you mean Kurtwood Smith?...He really has it for putting a boot up people's asses.
That's why, naturally.

Darth Avlectus
04-16-2009, 05:33 AM
Bad idea, why let all that good stuff go to him? He doesn't pay you worth jack for your work anyway. :xp:

Poking a bloated dead deer out in the woods.

04-16-2009, 11:34 AM
Bad idea, some predator may smell the dead deer, and find you as well.

A crowbar-wielding costumed hero named Captain Crowbar.

04-16-2009, 11:44 AM
Bad idea, just think about the innuendo possibilities...

A fan-made Rune 2.

Chevron 7 locke
04-16-2009, 01:54 PM
Bad Idea. Someone, somewhere is going to sue for the rights to it.

Having an arm mounted Phaser cannon attached to one arm and a Hand mounted personal Photon Torpedo launcher attached to the other arm.

04-16-2009, 02:04 PM
Bad idea!! How would you eat??? *Imagines bad situation involving food and guns*

A pet robot that massages your brain while you work.

Chevron 7 locke
04-16-2009, 02:28 PM
Bad Idea! If the robat goes rogue/homicidal, he's got acess to a very easy way to kill you.

Downloading books off the internet

04-16-2009, 03:22 PM
Good idea. Ever heard of eReader?

A working Zero-point energy manipulator (aka Half-Life 2's Gravity Gun).

04-16-2009, 03:25 PM
Bad idea, it would then begin the creation of the portal gun...and unleash the Combine.

A Philanthropist Combine.

04-16-2009, 03:36 PM
Good idea. Think what Half-Life 2 would have been like if the Combine were benevolent instead of malevolent

A gun that uses animals as ammo.

04-16-2009, 03:41 PM
Good idea.....just b/c it would p*ss off PETA. Besides, the stray "bullets" might just make good eating. :xp:

Send Chuck Norris through the portal to b-slap the Combine.

Chevron 7 locke
04-16-2009, 03:53 PM
Bad idea. Chuck Norris would take command of the combine and lead it back toward us. Power does corrupt after all.

A device that lets someone travel between Alternate Universes.

04-16-2009, 04:04 PM
Neutral, actually. Much would depend on who uses the device.

Sending Michael Moore on a one way trip through such a device.

04-16-2009, 04:24 PM
Hee hee....good idea, you would prevent the destruction of mankind.

A giant ship capable of going anywhere you like, in land, sea, air, space, anywhere....for 9.99$

04-16-2009, 04:28 PM
Bad idea. It would be to big to park and would cost too much to maintain.

A giant food vat that ends world hunger.

04-16-2009, 04:35 PM
Bad idea, since you ahve stated no limit to this giant food vat, it would make everyone in the world very large, as we have no limits....

A Giant Food Vat with limits for each person.

Darth Avlectus
04-17-2009, 08:12 PM
Bad idea: The bastard in charge of it would severely limit the amount of food coming out of it. Everyone would starve. Except the bastard, of course.

Trying to out-be-annoying than Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn.

04-18-2009, 08:40 PM
Bad idea. They were already pushing it.

Working as a receptionist at a hospital and saying "Come again soon" to anyone who leaves.

Darth Avlectus
04-18-2009, 08:51 PM
Bad idea: you work at a whorehouse, the words and their meaning could be literally interpreted by a client who wasn't "fully satisfied" for his money. :xp:

Working at burger world and throwing food and drinks at the ceiling fan.

04-18-2009, 10:11 PM
Bad idea b/c you might be getting filmed on a security camera. (upside is that you can quit saying..."would you like fires w/that").

Make politicians run a huge maze or even compete on one of those crazy Japanese games shows. If they win in the alloted time, they can get their bills voted on in Congress (not necessarily passed, though).

Serpentine Cougar
04-19-2009, 01:29 AM
Bad idea; game shows are not a good way to run a government...

Vote Vader for President.

04-19-2009, 05:16 AM
Bad idea---Chad Vader can't even manage a grocery store.

Make everyone who wants higher taxes get hit with them first before spreading their pain to everyone else.

Darth Avlectus
04-19-2009, 05:18 AM
Bad idea, because even if the dark side has cookies, some whiny little blond farm boy is going to botch the whole deal.

Bad idea b/c you might be getting filmed on a security camera. (upside is that you can quit saying..."would you like fires w/that").

That's okay, throwing dead mice in the fryer is getting a little boring since Anderson never comes around anymore for "large fries, pie, and large coffee" like he used to before and after the foot doctor.

Blowing the cookie monster's head off with an AK-47 and telling the kids that sesame street isn't real. Then shooting up with elmo, and smoking one with Kermt and Big Bird.

04-19-2009, 12:32 PM
Bad idea. The Grouch would go over and use you like I'll get out.

To invent a portal gun, supervised by a lady-like AI with ulterior motives.

04-19-2009, 12:53 PM
Bad idea, the cake is a lie.

Hiding in a supply closet and yelling "SUPPLIES!" whenever someone opens the door.

04-19-2009, 02:31 PM
Bad idea---someone may take one of the pencils and jab you in a sensitive spot (ears, eyes, crotch, wherever..).

Being the only male towel boy in a female locker room used exclusively by hot cheerleaders.

04-19-2009, 04:55 PM
Bad idea. The sound of annyoingness would make you go deaf...and you will live to regret it.

A Pancake bomb...eh? Eh?

Darth Avlectus
04-20-2009, 02:44 AM
Bad Idea: you forgot thumbtacks! (You need those if you're going to bomb a plastic factory!)

Tea Bagging with tea bags. :dev9:

04-20-2009, 02:45 AM
Good idea, once you finish making tea, you could use them to house weapons un-findable by radar!!! *It would take a Clone Commander to come up with that:D*

A car that ran on air.

Darth Avlectus
04-20-2009, 02:46 AM
Neutral: we already have those, they're pumps running on air and they use them all the time in japan, or so I'm told. :D

EDIT: Hog tying beavis. Since Anderson's toolshed has been wanked to death (in the wake of his absence), beavis has started coming around mine.

04-20-2009, 03:19 AM
Sooo....what's your idea, GTA?

Darth Avlectus
04-20-2009, 04:02 AM
Everlast crotch guard firmly in place...



Driving an ice cream truck to Ethiopia, talkin' about "OOH! Free ice cream Sandwiches!"

04-20-2009, 12:28 PM
Bad idea, you may upset the local warlords, and would be attacked, and have all the ice cream sandwiches sold on the Black Market.

Creating a regenerative machine capable of replenishing oil and water supplies.

Darth Avlectus
04-20-2009, 06:17 PM
Good idea. Got one of those for sale? :D

Putting my lips on an '81 Nova's exhaust pipe ans smokin' that freek!

04-20-2009, 08:20 PM
Bad idea, my g-ma died from smoking.
Rick Astly making a comeback.

Chevron 7 locke
04-20-2009, 09:04 PM
Bad Idea! We don't want anymore of his songs to become rick-rolls. One is bad enough.

Forcing CQ to listen to the Nyan Nyan song for ten days straight.

04-20-2009, 09:42 PM
Bad idea, for you at least. No matter who does it, he'd blame you, and kill you.

Flipping off a celebrity.

04-20-2009, 10:21 PM
Neutral. I've seen it done before...results vary...:D

Flipping off a world leader and then running across some nearby rooftops.

Darth Avlectus
04-21-2009, 01:00 AM
Varied results. Might get laughed at, might get shot at. At your own discretion.

Pissing off "Tommy" on Good Fellas as a made man.

04-21-2009, 04:13 AM
Neutral. Depends on who you are. (Like a clown :D He amuses me.)

Smoking a fatty while working at High Times magazine.

04-21-2009, 11:56 AM
Bad idea, you are bound to explode somehow, and you'll take out High Times Magazine with you.

A Cigar that is able to power a city like Los Angeles for a week.

04-21-2009, 12:43 PM
Bad idea.....it's likely to be radioactive.

A bomb that makes people want to stop fighting (sorry, nukes apparently don't seem to work there. Too many want to acquire those to kill more people than an "ordinary" one).

04-21-2009, 01:45 PM
Bad idea, look at what nukes do.

Secular governments in every country.

04-21-2009, 01:50 PM
Bad idea. Secularity....would make the large Empires and corporations angry.

A world Government, with an Emperor chosen for life....ahem...

04-21-2009, 02:17 PM
Bad idea. Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Black Mesa.

(Secularity means no religion involved in government)

04-21-2009, 02:21 PM
(Yes, I know. That would make the large Empires and Corporations angry:D)

Bad idea, don't you remember what happened last time we had Black Mesa?

Aperture Science.

04-21-2009, 04:35 PM
Good idea. They do what they must because they can.

Starting a headcrab farm.

04-21-2009, 05:39 PM
Bad idea. Harvesting them may go out of control...Ravenholm all over again.

A Portal Gun.

Chevron 7 locke
04-21-2009, 09:07 PM
Bad Idea. You don't know where the portal goes.

A robot made out of an X-box.

04-21-2009, 09:12 PM
Good idea. Ever read Ctrl+Alt+Del?

A Rocket Propelled Crowbar Launcher.

Chevron 7 locke
04-21-2009, 09:20 PM
Good idea. Ever read Ctrl+Alt+Del?

A Rocket Propelled Crowbar Launcher.

Indeed I have.

Good Idea...think of the destruction you can cause with such a device...

Picking a fight with a guy who used to be in Marine Special Forces.

04-21-2009, 09:21 PM
Bad idea. Do I even need to explain.

Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Launcher.

Chevron 7 locke
04-21-2009, 09:49 PM
Bad Idea. people would hear the chainsaw coming a mile away.

Throwing a house at someone.

04-22-2009, 09:41 AM
Good idea. Noone expect a flying house.

A Clockwork Computer.

04-22-2009, 10:54 AM
Bad idea, it would get messed up when daylight savings came.

A computer with a mind of its own. I mean, AI.

04-22-2009, 02:21 PM
Bad idea. Do HAL or GlaDOS ring a bell?


04-22-2009, 02:23 PM
Ummmm...bad idea, only a few people would know what it was, so the people would rise up and rebel.

An energy cascade.

04-22-2009, 02:31 PM
Good idea, it would destroy this site forever.

Waving your privates at old ladies.

04-22-2009, 03:07 PM
Bad idea. They may get the wrong idea, and call security, who would then apprehend you in a most horrible way.

Crash a large delivery truck into an internet hub, and then dance on top of it.

04-22-2009, 05:43 PM
Bad Idea, I wouldn't be able to tell you its a bad idea!!
Letting the terrorists in Guantanomo bay actually go home-free.

Chevron 7 locke
04-22-2009, 07:25 PM
Bad Idea...do I even need to say why?

Giving Ron White a hug

Darth Avlectus
04-22-2009, 09:05 PM
Cop: Are you Ron "Tater Salad" White?

Ron: Why yes...Yes I am and my little son here is Tater-tot.

Good Idea, he's a big and lovable fella. Funny as all get out.

Plugging up a loose Zoo elephant's behind with a 10 pack of roman candles and lighting that mo-fo off. Watching the fun. :lol:

04-22-2009, 10:20 PM
Bad idea--the ASPCA would hunt you down.

Doing that with Rosie O'Donnel standing behind the elephant.

04-23-2009, 12:04 AM
Bad idea. What he said, and you'd be charged with murder.

Singing "Takin' Care of Business" while at work.

04-23-2009, 01:27 AM
Bad idea, you're co-workers would hang you to save themselves.

Sending people to a re-education camp to watch 'Mulan' and sing 'Takin' Care of Buisness...to defeat...the Huns!' Oh no...I know the song..I'm doomed....

Rabish Bini
04-23-2009, 05:22 AM
Good idea, think of the hilarity factor

A go-kart that runs on ones sense of self satisfaction

04-23-2009, 10:33 AM
Bad idea, I think we may have a lot of crashes, everyone would go too fast.

An airplane that ran on someone's natural gases.

04-23-2009, 03:36 PM
Bad idea, unless that person is michael moore.

Eliminating the penny.

04-23-2009, 05:50 PM
Bad Idea, how would we get the 16 in $2.16?
Getting sucked into your favorite games.

04-23-2009, 06:33 PM
Nuetral. It'd be fun until dinner.

The Matrix.

04-23-2009, 07:27 PM
Neutral, you'd be able to stop time and fly. But you have a chance of being taken over by an agent.
Taking the blue pill.

04-23-2009, 08:04 PM
Bad idea. It's better to know the horrible truth than live a wonderful lie.

Taking both the red and blue pills.

04-23-2009, 08:04 PM
Bad idea. It might be poison...:D

Going down the rabbit hole.

04-23-2009, 10:11 PM
Good idea. At least you'll know.

ILM working on special effects for Doctor Who.

04-24-2009, 12:10 AM
Ummm.....good idea, just be careful the Daleks might have a Death Star.

George Lucas making a 7th GOOD Star Wars movie.

04-24-2009, 01:43 AM
Bad idea. The Clone Wars is the 7th Star Wars film produced, and nothing can change that.

A Star Wars film set in the Old Republic Era.

04-24-2009, 12:30 PM
Good idea, if he does Kotor 3, and stays away from any romance write-ups...like Attack of the Clones...

George Lucas being locked in a room, where he writes stuff, and gives it to 3 GOOD writers before making a movie.

04-24-2009, 09:52 PM
Bad idea. While the dialogue would be less wooden, too many writers...like cooks...spoil the final product.

Lucas produces, but leaves directing and writing to more capable hands, these films

04-24-2009, 10:38 PM
Good idea, perhaps there would be more Star Wars and Indiana Jones fans because of Lucas' de-famous-fying:D

George Lucas dancing on top of an AT-AT in a strange costume.

04-25-2009, 05:14 PM
Bad Idea, Lucas might get caught by a Storm Trooper
creating a device that can create items from scratch

04-25-2009, 05:34 PM
Good idea, it can do anything.

R. A. Salvatore writing for Doctor Who.

Darth Avlectus
04-28-2009, 05:49 AM
Neutral since I have no idea.

Using overkill weapons to kill a fly in a room: Hedge trimmer, shovel, baseball bat, typical claw hammer, bug spray, garbage AND crap as bait. With Rahm Emanuel standing in the middle of the room.

04-28-2009, 05:50 AM
Good idea. Never let a good opportunity go wasted. :xp:

Unbreakable plastics.

Darth Avlectus
04-28-2009, 05:53 AM
Good idea, every vandal who hits it with blunt force impact will end up nailing themseves in the head over and over again.

Putting wild sewer rats in wedding cake. :dev14:

04-28-2009, 05:57 AM
Depends. Are they jumping out and onto your new but hated inlaws or being fed to everone as dessert?

Blackmailing your school principal for the helluva it.

Darth Avlectus
04-28-2009, 06:07 AM
KIlling the inlaws...

Good idea. Never liked those people much anyway. They need a little stress in their old age so they can go eat **** and die.

Lobbing thousands of toilets filled with explosives and other "stuff" at the microsoft building.

04-28-2009, 06:12 AM
Good idea. Might debug their software BEFORE it goes to market.

Put Steve Jobs in charge of Microsoft.

Darth Avlectus
04-28-2009, 06:26 AM
Good idea, Bill Gates needs to eat it after all these years of rehashing someone else's creative design.

Making all the execs on Rocko's modern life stop picking their noses all the time.

04-28-2009, 06:29 AM
Bad idea. We need tools to laugh at and if they stop picking their noses they might actually do something.

Being a serial killing cop (like Dexter).

Darth Avlectus
04-28-2009, 06:38 AM
Good idea, finally someone that isn't ****ting his pants every 2 seconds like Officer Harry Cox 9120505 and scared all the time.

Trying to fight the fully trained, chorizo raised Samus Aran without weapons...and first asking if I can tie her up and tickle her when it's all over...:D

04-28-2009, 06:42 AM
Bad idea. You get paper cuts all over your hand trying to tickle the paper her image is on and are locked up in the looney bin for your trouble.

Tricking a hot chick into thinking she's Samus and then asking her that question.

Darth Avlectus
04-28-2009, 06:49 AM
Good idea, while she's swinging at me her jugs will bounce.

Flipping off Hack Benjamin from 'Big Money Hustlas'.

04-28-2009, 06:51 AM
Bad idea, but only if he sees ya do it.

Creating your own manga graphic novel.

Darth Avlectus
04-28-2009, 06:56 AM
Neutral: if it flops you won't be a success but you won't have annoying cosplayers either; if it wins you're rich and you pwn the market until you run out of ideas.

Getting in a fight with Sonny Forelli and not being Tommy Vercetti.

04-28-2009, 10:13 AM
Bad idea, your luck in the fight is severly doubted. Pain is obvious.

Getting into a fight with Barney, the stupid purple dinosaur.

04-28-2009, 01:34 PM
Neutral. Children hate you, but you're now the hero of parents everywhere (as long as you win, that is).

Losing a fight to Barney or the Teletubbies.

04-28-2009, 02:41 PM
Bad idea. Can you imagine the Humiliation!!!?????

Using teletubbies and Barney to brainwash the society into doing what you want.

04-28-2009, 03:01 PM
Bad idea. All you'd get would be children in adult bodies.

Beef jerkey necklaces.

04-28-2009, 04:03 PM
Good idea, but only if you've run out of food and can't get to the store right away.

Giving your fiance a pearl necklace instead of a gold one.

04-28-2009, 04:37 PM
Bad idea, she's probably allergic to pearl, and dies of over-exposure to it. Voyla!:D

Giving your fiance a ring that attaches itself permanently to your finger, and becomes one with the finger.

04-28-2009, 05:05 PM
Good Idea, If she tries to leave you, She'll always have the reminder.
Having one Universal Console for video games.

04-28-2009, 05:27 PM
Good idea, it would make everything awesome!!!

Microsoft becoming ruler of the electronic world.

04-28-2009, 05:32 PM
Bad idea, then all software would be buggy, but you'd have to buy the patches b/c he had no more competition.

A world where everyone got along and had all they needed, yada yada yada...

Darth Avlectus
04-28-2009, 10:31 PM

Setting a "deprived" gorilla loose in a women's locker room. :dev9:

04-28-2009, 11:59 PM
Bad. Think of repercussions when you get caught for relaeasing Koko.


Darth Avlectus
04-30-2009, 12:27 AM
Bad idea, it would glow so stinkin' much at night you'd never sleep.

Sending an obnoxious tall and fat sheriff in to a neighborhood of dwarves and midgets to negate noise complaints...like that episode on mad tv. I just don't remember the rest of it. :dev14:

04-30-2009, 12:31 AM
Good idea. They'd kill him and have viddles for the next few days, muting the growling of many a small stomach.

Using telepathy to score with chicks.

04-30-2009, 01:01 AM
Neutral. Exhibit A: Girls are impressed greatly. Exhibit B: Girls are disturbed and after your demonstration of telepathy, throw you off a cliff.

A suit created for those whose bodies are too badly damaged to survive. Think Darth Vader.

04-30-2009, 01:07 AM
Bad idea. Someone will likely break an air hose or other component necessary to survival (unless you're like Vader, of course).

Make BOB the king of the world.

04-30-2009, 01:11 AM
Good idea. Then the grand influence of BOB would rule the world. And peace and AWESOMENESS would rain through the world.

Super BOB.

04-30-2009, 01:24 AM
Good idea. Super Dave Osborne (sp?) could use the competition.

Polygamy w/submissive wives?

04-30-2009, 01:49 AM
Bad idea. Eventually, your multiple wives would get angry at eachother, but then combine and murder you. I'm fine with just one, thank you:D

Bob declaring himself sovereign of the world.

04-30-2009, 04:20 AM
Bad idea. Bob should stay out of politics, it'll sully his image.

Bob opens a brewery.

04-30-2009, 11:37 AM
Good idea. His awesomeness would spill into the beer, and those who drink it will hav the best time of their lives. Not even Bud Light could come up with a better commercial.

Bob opening a restaurant.

04-30-2009, 05:03 PM
Good Idea ( I think? whos bob?)
Becoming a famous actor

Serpentine Cougar
04-30-2009, 11:57 PM
Bad idea because then you'll turn stupid.

Betting all your money on the demise of the Republic.

05-01-2009, 12:50 AM
Bad idea. Somehow, they always survive.

Betting all your money that you will age another minute.

05-01-2009, 04:09 AM
Good idea, as long as you have no enemies.

Pissing off the Bob.

05-02-2009, 07:25 AM
Bad idea. He seems powerful.

Badly translated anime being broadcast on North American and European TV.

Serpentine Cougar
05-02-2009, 11:41 PM
Bad idea; it's already being done and it stinks.

An anime-style show or movie made by Hollywood/Americans.

05-03-2009, 12:38 AM
Bad idea. Just saying anime and Hollywood in the same sentence spells trouble.

A good anime voiced in english and isn't touched at all by 4kids

05-03-2009, 12:51 AM
Good idea. It would be considered AWESOME.

Creating such an anime within the next year.

05-03-2009, 01:41 PM
Good. Instant anime icon (maybe even lottsa $$$$ in his/her bank account).

Being a pro-athlete.

05-03-2009, 02:00 PM
Good idea. Everyone respects and athlete, even if they don't deserve it.

Guitar Villain.

Darth Avlectus
05-05-2009, 05:40 AM
Bad idea, you'd get booed off the stage for freaking it wrong.

Throwing your annoying neighbor in a rat's nest in a ghetto while he/she is bound and gagged while doused in maple syrup...

05-05-2009, 05:45 AM
Good idea.....as long as karma is a bs concept and not real.

Giving Ex-Lax to a rival team's mascot.

Darth Avlectus
05-05-2009, 05:50 AM
Good idea...watch the fun!

Making the most annoying sound in the world if your name is Lloyd Christmas.

05-05-2009, 05:54 AM
Bad idea, you've already got a reason for people picking on you with a name like that.

Being stranded on an island w/Salma Hayek and Halle Berry.

05-05-2009, 12:22 PM
Good idea. If cannibals come to eat you, you have a negotiation chip.

Creating a league of people who like food.

05-05-2009, 02:09 PM
Bad Idea, we have enough fat people.

Guitar Anti-Hero.

05-05-2009, 06:09 PM
Bad idea. Everyone would stink.

Not-so-Super Mario.

05-05-2009, 06:27 PM
Good idea, then everyone would be able to tell it's all just a mushroom-induced drug trip.

This game:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/9/9b/Doctor_Who_-_The_Force_Unleashed_Game_Box.jpg (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Who_-_The_Force_Unleashed)

Darth Avlectus
05-05-2009, 07:16 PM
Good idea, it will stimulate the economy.

Mowing a lawn on a landmine field.

05-05-2009, 10:08 PM
Depends. Do you fancy risking suicide or dismemebrment?

Trying to mac on a militant group of lesbians (and you're a guy).

05-05-2009, 10:16 PM
Bad idea. Ahem, do you fancy risking suicide and dismemberment?:D

Mackin' on some weird royalty who has hair extensions.

Darth Avlectus
05-05-2009, 11:57 PM
Good Idea, think of the leverage those hair extensions will get you.

Putting a mouse in the shirt collar of an excitable unsuspecting hot secretary.

05-06-2009, 12:23 AM
Bad idea, she might return the favor by dropping a rabid tasmanian devil in yours.

Watching someone else "torture" the secretary that way.

Darth Avlectus
05-06-2009, 12:53 AM
Bad idea, she'll be kicking and screaming...you don't want to have to talk to security when they only want to chase you down with metal bats, 15 of them 1 of you...

Eating bowls full of cluster bombs and spreading a jellyfish on your toast, then to top it off you finger F*** a toilet while french kissing a light socket.

05-06-2009, 10:41 AM
Bad idea. I'm not sure how much one enjoys exploding insides.

A bomb that shatters brains but damages nothing else.

05-06-2009, 05:18 PM
BOth good and bad. It shouldn't leave much of a mess, but if your too close, your last words will be " Duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh..."
Creating the worlds best Assault rifle and giving it to whomever you please, and getting it Copyrighted and whatnot.

05-06-2009, 05:27 PM
Bad idea. Eventually, some weird beard-toting terrorist will force you to build it for him, and then shoot you if you don't, which he will anyways once your done building it....:D

A car capable of space-travel.

Darth Avlectus
05-06-2009, 11:26 PM
Bad idea: we already have too many morons with cars as they are.

Fooling Totenkopf into picking up a hooker with a deep voice.

05-07-2009, 12:51 AM
Bad idea. You shouldn't try to pimp your mom out like that.

GTA apologizing to his mom for being such a terrible son.

05-07-2009, 01:12 AM
Good idea. Apologising usually ends well, except for Captain Needa.

Having a character from the British Office appear on the American Office.

05-07-2009, 10:28 AM
Nuetral. It depends on the meaning of his appearance. if he is A, trying to take over the office, then bad, or if B, going to sell oranges, then good idea.

A Math book that speaks to you.

05-07-2009, 01:24 PM
Good idea, though I doubt people too lazy to read would care anyway.

The TF Gun from El Goonish Shive.

05-07-2009, 03:43 PM
Nuetral. Depends on it's use. It could be a powerful ally...or enemy:D

A teddy bear that handles all of your jobs and problems. With independent AI.

05-07-2009, 08:42 PM
Bad idea. You know how robots get when they become self-aware.

Non-drowsy sleeping pills.

05-07-2009, 08:48 PM
Bad idea, one might get confused if they were going to sleep or not, so they'd continue taking pills, and then it'd be too late....

Cough drops...from a can!:D

Darth Avlectus
05-08-2009, 12:52 AM
Good idea, some ass wipe can spaz out and choke.

Cavity searching Mr and Mrs Anderson.

05-08-2009, 01:01 AM
Good idea on Mrs. Anderson, not so good on Mr Anderson.

Running your factory w/a bunch of oompa loompas.

Darth Avlectus
05-08-2009, 02:08 AM
Good idea, we all need a factory operated and run by ruthlessly efficient little orange skinned musical dwarves who become obnoxious when somebody screws something up.

Inviting Harlan Williams to your wedding--and hoping he won't **** it up.

05-08-2009, 10:11 AM
Bad idea, we all know Harlan Williams is unable to resist the urge....

Riding a Tiger tank onto some world leader's front lawn.

Darth Avlectus
05-08-2009, 05:18 PM
Good idea: somebody needs a good shake-up.

To a cute and cuddly looking family of badgers, doing the one eye'd pirate look and like porky pig saying: addadyebaddadyedyebdyeb-addadyebaddadyedyebdyeb.

05-08-2009, 06:04 PM
Bad Idea, that noise is the National Badger War Call.
Coming up with a better name for yourself, via a machine.

05-08-2009, 06:07 PM
Bad idea, they have feelings too, and are not afraid to act on them.

Dancing up and down at a random bar in the middle of China.

Darth Avlectus
05-08-2009, 08:47 PM
Depends. Are their qi-pao wearing honeys who will pay you to dance?
If yes, then yes; If no...you're gonna get laughed out of there.

Setting Jason Voorhees loose in a Manhattan PD building.

05-09-2009, 01:06 AM
Bad idea. Manhattan may explode of the strangeness of that accident.

Giving Arnold Schwartzeneggar an Uzi and set him loose on some strange animal in Columbia...near the rebels...:D

Darth Avlectus
05-09-2009, 01:34 AM
^^^ Neurtral...what kind of rebels? Ahhnuld w/ an uzi would still be cool, though.

Finding some honeys in kimonos and going on a boobie-grabbing fest!!! :D:D:D

05-09-2009, 09:12 AM
GOOOOOODD!! Until they get their mace out.
Becoming immune to mace, axe, and all forms of irritants.

05-09-2009, 01:13 PM
Good idea, unless you want to die.

Using Magic Mushrooms to make Mushroom soup.

05-09-2009, 01:19 PM
Bad idea. You might die of an overdose.

Using a magical staff to use magical powers to summon some random magical dragon, which will magically fight for you in a magically filled quest of magic....

Darth Avlectus
05-09-2009, 02:12 PM
Bad idea: what if you're in a china shop when you do it? All that mess and all that green you're gonna have to pay.

Finding a n00b to teabag.

05-09-2009, 05:45 PM
Bad Idea. They might bite. Wouldn't want that now, would we?

Finding a n00b to teabag who can't bite or hit back. :P

05-09-2009, 07:31 PM
Bad idea. Crimes against the handicapped are looked upon dimly. Perhaps you should have said "won't".

Trying to take over the world if you have the ability and resources to do so.

05-09-2009, 09:38 PM
Good Idea, at least....for me....:D{joke} Actually, neutral, because...if you take over the World, you're gonna have a lot of enemies. And once the world war is over, then coems the war against the resistance, and then after that, the war of politics, and then after that.....you have to clean up the mess. So make sure if you have the proper resources:D

Taking over another planet.

05-09-2009, 10:23 PM
Bad idea. We'd be charging into unfamiliar territory, with no defense against all the disease that the locals built an immunity to long ago.

A magazine called WTF Weekly.

05-09-2009, 10:41 PM
AAAWWWEEESSSOOOMMMEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! pure and simple.
Being able to transform into an animal of your choosing.

05-09-2009, 11:40 PM
Bad idea. How would you transform back?

Brainwashing all of the animals to obey you.

Serpentine Cougar
05-10-2009, 01:41 AM
Bad idea; it would be too many for your finite, mortal mind to keep track of all of them.

Feeding the tiger at the zoo.

Darth Avlectus
05-10-2009, 03:44 AM
Good idea if it included feeding off annoying bounty hunters. Neutral otherwise.

Cheapshot knocking a train crewman (those buff dudes) unconscious and hogtying the mofo...then when he wakes up performing Chinese water torture on him until you have broken him of his mind.

05-10-2009, 04:19 AM
Neutral. Depends on your rationale for picking that kind of target.

Keeping you wife barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen.

05-10-2009, 12:54 PM
Bad idea. Eventually, she will rebel, and the kids will be 6-ft and on her side in the matter. It may be war if they are not properly monitered....:D

Building a 50-by-50 ft tank.

05-10-2009, 01:59 PM
Bad idea, the first 50 may be in any increment, and you're missing a dimension.

Wreaking having in the past.

05-10-2009, 05:25 PM
Neutral. I think you meant havoc. Would deend on whose past you're wreaking havoc in. Yours, and it might not be a good idea (for you, anyway).

Owning the copyrights to all the world's music.

Darth Avlectus
05-10-2009, 07:05 PM
Neutral: you could go around suing all day and getting $$$, but everyone will hate you.

Going to an ICP concert and telling them "You suck! Eminem rules!" And taking bags w/ M&M's and throwing them at the band...

05-10-2009, 09:10 PM
Bad idea. Those guitars are shaped like that for a reason....killing weird people:D

Dropping a tank on a huge trampoline, and sending it towards a massive stadium.

Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 04:02 AM
Good idea: stadiums have lot's of dumb people in attendance. Nobody will notice or miss them.


05-11-2009, 10:48 AM
Good idea. Need I say more?:D


05-11-2009, 03:12 PM
Good idea, the cheese makes it easier to spot who's been tagged.

A Legend of Drizzt film series.

Darth Avlectus
05-11-2009, 03:40 PM
(Google search...Hey I was looking for passage to dawn--thanks buddy :thmbup1:)

Good to great: That actually might make another interesting set of films. Lesser known than LOTR...gives it a chance to learn from its competitor's errors errors. Hopefully given a good set of direction and production and all other talent it will rake in bazillions!

Would you like a milkshake, fries and apple pie with that burger/chesseburger for TAG? (Standing point blank) SPLAT! <Right in your face> <Runs away immediately>

05-12-2009, 07:23 PM
Good idea. The more food, the more interesting it is.

Motor Jousting.

Darth Avlectus
05-13-2009, 12:05 AM
MMM! Great idea. It'll be all the more spectacular. More paste to spill on the lawn as well!

Binding and tickling those women from that hypothetical sitch of if anime were for real.

05-13-2009, 12:53 AM
Good idea if they don't mind. Quantity can be a quality of its own if they don't want to play ball. The more, the merrier.

Doing more than tickling.

Darth Avlectus
05-13-2009, 02:19 AM
Neutral: Depends by what you mean by "more". :naughty:

Naming your child after a variation of Harry Butteskar's last name...

05-20-2009, 01:09 PM
Bad idea, unless it's just the second half.

Chugging a thermos full of espresso.

05-20-2009, 01:20 PM
BAD IDEA. The after-effects would endanger yourself and those around you...crazy hyper...

A thermos that doubles as a hand-grenade:D {Yes..completely me...:D}

Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 05:34 PM
Good idea, liberty city could always use some more mayhem in the form of covert explosives disguised as everyday items. :D (yes that is totally you, propz)

Telling Tommy Vercetti to eat **** and die.

05-20-2009, 06:33 PM
Good idea as long as you've got the drop on him. The world could always use one less scumbag.

Robbing people at gunpoint at a gun control rally.

Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 09:47 PM
Only good if nobody else sees you pull it off, otherwise..................................

Summoning a ghost with a weegee board, and as soon as it shows up, you smack it.

05-20-2009, 09:48 PM
Good idea.....if it's Casper.

Playing Truth or Dare with the devil?

Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 09:55 PM
Good idea .......if you're the grim reaper.

Calling yourself by the name of a greek god and picking up a hooker with a deep voice? :xp:

05-20-2009, 09:57 PM
Good idea, as long as the deep voice is your own and she's so turned on by it she pays you.

Yelling "Shark!" at a nudist beach.

Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 10:00 PM
Excellent idea, especially if you have a camera and a getaway paint buggy like the one on Earnest goes to camp. :naughty:

Receiving an operation on your eyeball while riding in a doom buggy.

05-20-2009, 10:02 PM
Neutral. How many eyes do you have?

Taking your holiday in the Sudan.

Darth Avlectus
05-20-2009, 10:08 PM
Good idea ...if you're Sudanese. I guess...

Going to Alaska, bitch slapping a polar bear and taking its food.