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Delta 62
09-26-2009, 02:09 PM
Ok i thought of this while contemplating over a nice hot chocolate and a nuttela sandwich.

What happens is someone will start a joke and the next poster will make up a punchline.eg

person 1: What is round, fat and ugly?
person 2: Your mum!

first off, rules:
1.If someone has alredy made a joke you thought of dont repeat it please.
2.no overly rude stuff.
3.If moderators dont like this or have already seen it please close the thread and tell me.
4.If anyone else has seen anything like this please say and direct me to it.

Ok i'll start:
Two pigs go out to a bar and one pig says to the other _______ ________ _______.

Te Je'karta Mand'alor
09-27-2009, 12:34 AM
"OINK OINK OINK!!!"

why did chuck norris cross the road?____ __ _____ _ ______?

Totenkopf
09-27-2009, 02:14 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they follow in his wake.

Two Jews went (insert own punchline of choice).

Trench
11-03-2009, 01:26 PM
^Fail. Overuse of profanity, and failure to read the rules of the thread.::

So, a pope, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a zoo...

ForeverNight
11-03-2009, 03:36 PM
^^ "Ouch" they all cry

Two Lions are hunting when one turns to the other and says.....

Hallucination
11-03-2009, 11:29 PM
I wish I could quit you.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Trench
11-04-2009, 12:07 AM
To see if she could figure out the joke.

What did Hallucination say when Te Mirdala Mand'alor showed up at his door?

Hallucination
11-04-2009, 12:36 AM
Your name, that is, Te Melanin Man o' War. :lol:

What did one Mandalorian say to the other in their first date?

Trench
11-04-2009, 03:25 PM
Kandosii!

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and the bartender says...

Hallucination
11-04-2009, 11:49 PM
"For ****'s sake, someone call the zoo, that alcoholic giraffe escaped again."

So, a bartender walks into a zoo and the giraffe says...

Totenkopf
11-05-2009, 12:26 AM
"Pour me a 2X, pal."

A man walks into a lesbian bar and the bartender says......

Hallucination
11-05-2009, 12:40 AM
"Seriously, Totenkopf, **** off."

How many Dadaists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Totenkopf
11-05-2009, 02:55 AM
None, they can't be bothered.

Stupid Stella was so dumb she.....

Trench
11-05-2009, 03:49 PM
Went on a second date with Totenkopf! :xp:

(I kid you :p )

When I look into her eyes I see...

ForeverNight
11-05-2009, 06:22 PM
chicken!

A duck walks into a bar and the barkeep says...

Darth Avlectus
11-05-2009, 09:52 PM
Look what the wind breezed in from the dumpster!


What is it called when you have a dead chicken in your muffler?

Trench
11-05-2009, 10:34 PM
Under the right conditions: Bar-B-Q! :xp:

What do you get when you mix a demon with a politician?

Totenkopf
11-05-2009, 11:15 PM
Nancy Pelosi.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into an Irish pub and the barkeep says....

Trench
11-06-2009, 10:52 PM
What is this, a joke?

What do you get when you cross Nancy Pelosi with Darth Malak?

purifier
11-07-2009, 04:46 AM
A dominatrix from hell, or somebody's mother-in-law.

AHEM! (Been there, seen that. )





Why did the hairless Wookie shave his crotch?

ForeverNight
11-07-2009, 12:45 PM
because his skin was flaking?

What happens when you cross a Doberman with a sheep?

Darth Avlectus
11-08-2009, 12:40 AM
You have a fluffy toy that bites back.


Who made a butcher shop, killed 27 people and later ate their dead bodies?

Trench
11-08-2009, 02:09 AM
GTA did.

Why was the wolf afraid of the lobster?

ForeverNight
11-08-2009, 09:07 PM
Did you see the size of those claws!!

Why does space suck?

Construct
11-08-2009, 09:53 PM
Because lollipops are made for it.

(Btw, totenkopf's post wins.)

Why did the cactus become thirsty?

Trench
11-08-2009, 10:07 PM
He had low blood saguaro. :p

(Btw, totenkopf's post wins.)
QFT :D

Why was Totenkopf made of win?

ForeverNight
11-08-2009, 11:21 PM
Because his mother and father loved each other very much...

Why did the Lemming cross the road?

Trench
11-09-2009, 12:31 AM
It was following the other lemmings.

Why didn't the mouse cross the road?

Construct
11-09-2009, 07:20 PM
Tom was waiting on the other side.

Why did George Clooney win?

ForeverNight
11-09-2009, 11:04 PM
Because Snidely Whiplash lost.

Why are cats worse than dogs?

JuniorModder
11-10-2009, 11:52 PM
Because Dog spelled backwards is a lot better than Cat spelled backwards.

What is Green, large, has 6 legs, and if fell from a tree would kill you?

JuniorModder

Trench
11-10-2009, 11:54 PM
A giant caterpillar.

What is the square root of cheese?

Totenkopf
11-11-2009, 12:02 AM
Rats.

When Chuck Norris sneezes.....

Trench
11-11-2009, 12:22 AM
Buildings fall.

When Barney Rubble sneezes...

purifier
11-11-2009, 04:52 AM
It knocks him back into the stoneage...................................oh, wait....damnit!





How do Sith Lords electrocute theirself?

Construct
11-11-2009, 01:37 PM
(LOL WIN UP THAR, PURIFIER ^^)

They run too many cords into an outlet while using the Force.

When a mommy and dady love each other very much...

Trench
11-11-2009, 01:53 PM
They don't do housework. =_=

When construct attempts to give a d*mn...

Delta 62
11-11-2009, 05:01 PM
They end up failing

A man walks into a bar with three ducks under his arm...

Darth Avlectus
11-13-2009, 03:55 AM
And gets a facefull of can can dancer jugs. :naughty:

Mirror mirror on the wall,

Trench
11-13-2009, 04:38 AM
'Tis the worst punchline of them all.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third...

adamqd
11-13-2009, 05:11 AM
^^^Is a Book by Ryo Hoshino.

A women walks into that same bar and Orders a Double entendre...

purifier
11-19-2009, 02:20 AM
So they gave it to her.............twice.




How do mandalorians polish their armor?

Darth Avlectus
11-26-2009, 04:36 AM
With a polisher, silly.

What if I were a serial killer and I were stalking your hated neighbor? Would you pay me as a thanks for silencing the whelp?

purifier
11-27-2009, 05:03 PM
:confused: Ahhhh, mmmmm, let's see...........Ahhh............


Oooh, Oooh! I know! Who is Beavis and Butthead (hated neighbors). Me: Tom Anderson. You the serial killer: That guy who found them in the desert and kidnapped them and tried to take them to Washington to hook up with his ex-girlfriend; in the Movie. And I would pay you with the dooms-day X-deadly gas thing-a-majig device or whatever the hell it was called.



How many nonjedi does it take to ignite a lightsaber?

Darth Avlectus
12-11-2009, 12:10 AM
Apparently any number on the number line that is represented by: (0, infinity)

:confused: Ahhhh, mmmmm, let's see...........Ahhh............


Oooh, Oooh! I know! Who is Beavis and Butthead (hated neighbors). Me: Tom Anderson. You the serial killer: That guy who found them in the desert and kidnapped them and tried to take them to Washington to hook up with his ex-girlfriend; in the Movie. And I would pay you with the dooms-day X-deadly gas thing-a-majig device or whatever the hell it was called.
:swear::swear::swear:

Ok, fine. Ya got me.

You can lead a jackass to.........

purifier
07-13-2010, 03:59 PM
the ultimate bitchslap from hell. :devsmoke:





How many jackasses does it take, before it becomes asinine?

Darth Avlectus
07-14-2010, 08:13 PM
Ass nine.


Your mother is...

purifier
07-15-2010, 01:01 AM
about to put her foot up the devil's ass. :dev10:






Hell hath no fury like..........

Totenkopf
07-15-2010, 05:15 AM
the devil after getting a boot in the ass from purifier's mom.

Your mom's so dumb....

HockeyGoalie35
07-15-2010, 07:30 AM
she fell up the "down" escalator


you're so weird...

Trench
07-15-2010, 07:34 AM
Beavis and Butthead are ashamed of you.

A bartender walks into a bar...

HockeyGoalie35
07-15-2010, 07:55 AM
and the patrons laugh at him


I'm a redneck if......

Trench
07-15-2010, 08:03 AM
if you're me.

A redneck walks into a bar...

Darth Avlectus
07-15-2010, 05:45 PM
full of city slicker sissies, he has no drinkin' competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

purifier
07-17-2010, 05:42 AM
So it could lay one BIG MOTHER OF AN EGG over there.






What did the monkey say, when he left a doddy in the cookie jar?

Darth Avlectus
07-17-2010, 09:33 PM
"Let me 'jar' your memory." :devburn:

What happens when Dr Hax and Hack Benjamin fight and there's nobody left to give the hax launch command to the trebuchet tank monkey army with a flaming monitor full of doodey?

purifier
07-18-2010, 03:35 AM
I, Purifier will take over.....of course. And will give them the Hax launch code as I command them to fire in your direction. (*ahem* Younowhave10secondstohallass! :devsmoke:)


__________________________________________________ _______________________________

"Let me 'jar' your memory." :devburn:

Lol! Actually you know what the real answer to that joke is....."Weeeell, that remains to be seen".

__________________________________________________ _________________________________



How many devils does it take to make deviled ham?

Trench
07-18-2010, 02:28 PM
Two. One to hold the pig, one to do the "deviling."

:dozey:

:migraine:

Anyway... How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Darth Avlectus
07-18-2010, 07:59 PM
Nobody knows because they don't even change their clothes!

In a boat you have Pete and Re-Pete, Pete fell oout so who is left on the boat?

Trench
07-18-2010, 10:44 PM
The other guy.

Why do you want your dues so badly?

purifier
07-19-2010, 03:49 AM
UH! UH! I KNOW THIS ONE! AHEM!......Who is the devil. :carms: (yeah....thought you would stump me on that one, didn't you)







The devil, an angel, and a priest walk into a cantina................

Trench
07-19-2010, 05:50 AM
And the bartender says...

purifier
07-28-2010, 07:44 PM
:raise: What in the hell..............








Why are squirrels always dropping their nuts?

Delta 62
04-25-2011, 09:30 AM
Cause the play with themselves too much


A jedi and a hobo are talking, and the jedi says....

Sabretooth
04-25-2011, 10:50 AM
"No, I don't want any death sticks."

A Buddhist, a Communist and a Mao impersonator meet at a State-Owned Bar...

purifier
04-27-2011, 07:01 PM
The Buddhist meditates when the Communist and the Mao impersonator talk about taking over the world. But suddenly, the Buddhist brakes out of meditation into song and sings his favorite Ozzy Ozbourne title.......



"I don't wanna change the world and
don't want the world to change me
I don't want to change the world and
don't want the world to change me."

"I don't wanna change the world and
don't want the world to change me
I don't want to change the world and
don't want the world to change me."

Oh Yeah!

Then he stops and continues in meditation
:p



What did the Wookiee say to the Sasquatch?

RC-3556
04-27-2011, 07:11 PM
Dude, those aren't 2 ewoks!


The cast of Will and grace walk into a bar.

purifier
04-28-2011, 11:56 PM
and they meet up with the cast of Friends. They all got drunk and each group showed up the next morning at one anothers set, instead of their own.

They said: **** it! On with the show!







What did Red Forman say to Chuck Norris?