View Full Version : Terrify the Poster Below You!

10-12-2009, 11:54 AM
Halloween is coming up, so I got the idea for this game. Basically, post anything scary that doesn't break forum rules (words, pictures, video), and the next person says how scared they were or something, and posts something else scary, and so on and so forth.

And to start:

10-12-2009, 01:59 PM
Hey, poster below me.

You're adopted.

Delta 62
10-12-2009, 02:27 PM
Doent scare me because i'm not real.....yet.....

Hello reader,
What you are about to read may appaule you,
.......... (only read ifyou are not scared ***tless of scary things)
Alkonium is you father!
Scary...isnt it?

10-12-2009, 11:24 PM
That's just confusing.


Samuel Dravis
10-12-2009, 11:46 PM
Not particularly terrifying as you can tell it's just some zany advertisement. This, however...


10-13-2009, 08:01 AM
You mean you want to compile a Horror thread in the forum of Eternal Sunshine. Yes, I am in accordance.


10-14-2009, 07:43 PM
I've had a fear of artificial female voices since Portal. This just made it worse.


Darth Avlectus
10-16-2009, 10:17 PM
MY BRETHEREN! ...Oh wait I was supposed to be scared...well I suppose it was a tad creepy now that I look back at it, I was an odd kid afterall...


10-16-2009, 10:29 PM
^Man, that's one "civilised" rat. :p

10-18-2009, 08:51 AM

10-18-2009, 09:08 PM
:indif: Not scary.

Try this out!
*kisses below poster on the cheek*
Goodnight sunshine.


Darth Avlectus
10-19-2009, 11:16 PM
I'm scared that if I took you up on that offer that I'd be arrested for soliciting a minor. :xp:


10-20-2009, 08:00 PM
Call me sick and twisted, but that's just hilarious.

10-20-2009, 08:24 PM
Well, that creeped me out. But I wasn't scared.


Darth Avlectus
10-23-2009, 02:40 AM
An angry sith utapuan... I see one of those every time I drop a Durf McWoofsky in the toyyylit. That could be pretty scary... Not at this moment I'm typing this.

Youtube search:

Alvin & The Chipmunks - Dear Penis

...and see the video you get... O_o (or even just rodney carrington's original)

As if that wasn't enough... looking up Blink 182's song "I wanna **** a dog"... O . O

10-27-2009, 04:50 PM
1. Not scary, just country.
2. WTF?

You're in for it now...

10-27-2009, 06:06 PM
That's kinda creepy.

I am your father!

10-27-2009, 06:07 PM
An angry sith utapuan... I see one of those every time I drop a Durf McWoofsky in the toyyylit. That could be pretty scary... Not at this moment I'm typing this.

Actually, I think that's a Vong. ;)

Darth Avlectus
10-29-2009, 12:05 AM
^^^My bad.

@ TMM: Uhh, no. Just...no...


11-10-2009, 11:22 PM
HAHA be prepared for the scare of your life!



11-10-2009, 11:24 PM
The Easter bunny gets mad from filling on for Santa?:xp:

How about this:
I am under your bed!

Darth Avlectus
11-12-2009, 11:35 PM
*Looks under bed* Ah. Comfy under there with all the tools, weapons, dirty clothes and linen? (---and god knows what else! :dev9:)


11-14-2009, 08:40 PM


Darth Avlectus
11-14-2009, 09:02 PM


11-14-2009, 09:50 PM
I think you've gotten closest to at least grossing most of the thread out. :p Esp w/Moore.

11-14-2009, 10:23 PM
Are you saying that you don't want to see Moore?

11-16-2009, 02:51 AM
Indubitably. o_Q

Darth Avlectus
11-18-2009, 12:11 AM
Scary, neither of the two posts above by two of the biggest fellow jackasses I know on LF have any content on them after my rodent porn incident. I am... full of... EPIC win!

Dunno why sugar bear got so bent outta shape for losing his quickie chickie--here's another one just like her:

11-18-2009, 03:34 PM


11-22-2009, 10:11 PM
If the clown was real, maybe.


11-22-2009, 10:54 PM
^took my advice from explain pic thread

if this were your mom or cellmate

Darth Avlectus
11-23-2009, 02:30 AM
As my mother, yes if only that I could not believe I came out of something like that...I'd expect something like that as a cellmate. However, while Brucie may have been big, buff, strong and fast Niko could still kick his ass. That thing doesn't really scare me. Enough with the prison jokes because we all know who Roman Polanski is gonna be paired up with.


11-23-2009, 02:56 AM
Put that head on the above body. :barf: Would serve Roman right. :devsmoke:

Waking up and finding you just married Hilary Clinton and she was horny as hell for you.

11-23-2009, 03:41 AM

I can't believe you friggin' went there. :raise: Bad dreams all night now.

Better yet:

You wake up and find that you just married Nancy Pelosi, and not only is she very horny, she is a dominatrix from hell. And she looks at you and says to you: "Let's seeeeee where shall I insert this."

Darth Avlectus
11-23-2009, 02:57 PM
That's yet another reason to keep a machete nearby in an obscure yet hidden-in-plain-sight location. Sorry, she failed.

Since it's headed in that direction: Being stuck on Gilligan's Island with a very lonely Barney Frank.

11-23-2009, 11:48 PM
Not so scary. He's so friggin fat you might be able to convince the local cannibals to eat him first.

Being stuck in a 6X6 cell w/same horny sob.

Darth Avlectus
11-24-2009, 11:18 AM
Not so scary, just boot him in the face every time he tries to come near you.


11-24-2009, 04:19 PM

Hmmmm....."The communist kiss of death.".....I've seen that before, FREAKY! But not scary, sorry.

My turn!

You wake up one morning, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping. And you turn on the TV, but before you is Obama smiling with his s**t eating grin; on every freakin' channel. He says: "Good morning comrades, today is the day of your lives. We shall celebrate today my permanent leadership of this poor captialist country, and I shall lead you out of your misery comrades. DAH! It is good nooo, you shall see. Oh....and comrades, be sure that you report to your local health center for inspection (cavity searches) and the peoples school for the beginning of your re-education. That is all for now comrades. "

11-24-2009, 04:33 PM
^Wouldn't scare me. I'd just stockpile ammo and wait it out.

Waking up to find Joe Biden next to you. And he wants to talk about feelings.

11-24-2009, 05:00 PM
Hmmm... do you mean physically or verbal? :raise: If you mean verbal, than I would introduce him to Opera. The other, a baseball bat.
Btw, could be shocking but not scary, sorry.

Bill Clinton is now your Proctologist. And he carries with him very large cigars into his small, dark, cramp, waiting rooms for patients.

11-24-2009, 07:58 PM
Might bother me...................if I were female. He'd likely only be taking on women as patients anyway, so I'd just get a new doctor.

Finding out your chief advisor and negotiater was Jimmy Carter.

Darth Avlectus
11-26-2009, 02:47 AM
Not scary. I'd just fire him...literally...

Waking up realizing you have just taken over mantle of sexor of moms, and that the title included sexing up that redneck bag lady. Which you already have and are now infected with all the nasty afflicitons and whatnot.

11-26-2009, 02:57 AM
Damn......guess that'd make me you. *shudders* :dev9:

Finding out your best friend was about to detonate a car bomb outside your house if you moved out of his line of sight or tried to call for help.

(actually, this game is a bit difficult b/c I don't think most of us are really coming up w/"terrifying" things so much as repugnant ones or things that makes us go..."meh, no biggie)

Darth Avlectus
11-26-2009, 03:39 AM
That would freak me out at first but not scare me. Then I'd pull out my ultrabright laser and tell him if he valued his eyesight, he'll disable the detonator control.

Finding out your best friend just got a sex change.

11-26-2009, 09:49 AM
I'm pretty accepting of stuff.

Finding out you got a sex change while drunk.

11-26-2009, 11:29 AM
^I'd have it changed back. :giveup:

You are strapped into a torture chair, and forced to sit in on a lecture by Joe Biden.

11-26-2009, 09:04 PM
That really would be torture, but not scary. I would just borrow GTA's "ultrabright laser" and give him unwanted cataract surgery.

(actually, this game is a bit difficult b/c I don't think most of us are really coming up w/"terrifying" things so much as repugnant ones or things that makes us go..."meh, no biggie)

(yeah your right, hell...I thought this would be easier than the joke game; but I think this starting to turn into a joke game as well....hmmm, irony.)

You are a turkey or chicken about to be beheaded for Thanksgiving after they've plucked every feather off your a$$.

11-27-2009, 09:49 AM
Meh.....if you're poultry.....you're too damn stupid to be that aware in the first place. :p

Having to come up with something truly terrifying in this thread under pain of death.

11-27-2009, 11:01 AM
I'm scared.

Finding the Clinton's nude in your bed

11-27-2009, 03:29 PM
Shocking! But not scared. Hmmm, I'd take pictures to sell to the media too. :thmbup1:

There is no more Star Wars media, toys, etc. It has all been banned from this civilization forever.

:eek:(Damnit! Now I just friggin' scared myself!)

Darth Avlectus
11-30-2009, 01:56 AM
Someone else would have come up with beam swords but I'm not sure anything could replace what hole would be left behind--not scary just dreadful.

America ceding its power to the UN and whatever we get taxed ends up going to poorer nations--and we can't get rid of it.

11-30-2009, 11:36 AM
That wouldn't be scary so much as maddening.....in more ways than one.

You're stuck in a shower w/no exit and are scalded severly before anyone can help you.

11-30-2009, 02:09 PM

Uuuh! (I think I've had that happen before.) Naw, but seriously....that would make my old ticker race like crazy. I don't know about anybody else but that would be scary to and old fart like me. :thmbup1:

How about this:

You lose......
*Psycho music plays in the background*

And you cannot find it ever.....again.

Darth Avlectus
11-30-2009, 10:45 PM
^^^WTH??? I don't even HAVE a cell phone. Never did. I also listen to psycho music--check out my sig if you don't believe me.

Being forced to watch elderly people have their constipation "manually resolved".

12-01-2009, 06:13 AM
GOOD LORD! Really not scary but more like torture.

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^^^WTH??? I don't even HAVE a cell phone. Never did. I also listen to psycho music--check out my sig if you don't believe me.

Yeah, neither do I. But you'd be surprise as to how teenage girls these days would react to something like that actually happening to them....they go friggin' apes**t. Oh, and I believe ya. Already seen it. ;) NICE!

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A large asteroid (city size) coming directly at you from the sky, at several thousands mph.

:raise: (Hmmm, not even enough time for you to reach down between your legs and kiss your own a$$ goodbye.)

12-01-2009, 03:38 PM
Likely not enough time to get terrified, as you note beneath.

Having to make love to Sarah Boyle with the lights on in front of the American Idol audience.

12-02-2009, 12:43 PM
I'm assuming you mean Susan Boyle, and if so, I'd find it more awkward just to have sex in front of an audience, but that could be said regardless of who I'm having sex with.

Finding out that you're actually me with amnesia.

12-02-2009, 12:56 PM
I'm assuming you mean Susan Boyle..

Yeah, right letter, wrong name. oops....

Darth Avlectus
12-03-2009, 09:54 PM
^^^^^^ Scary, you didn't have something to say like your wise arse usually does. What's a matter, fleas in your pants?

Waking up to find animal entrails in your bed.

Tobias Reiper
12-03-2009, 10:53 PM
Waking up to find animal entrails in your bed.

Don Corleone is NOT a man to ask for a favor twice.

Being trapped in a small room with no doors and surround sound that constantly plays the song 'Video Games' by the Blackout Band.
To see this horror, watch dis:

12-04-2009, 03:18 PM

*sigh* Well thanks alot TR, now I'll be hearing and singing the friggin' song in my head all day now. :headbump Probably tomorrow too.

Btw, not scary...just annoying. :raise:

How about this:

Waking up to find a "necrophiliac" on top of you, doing his/her thing, because they thought you were a corpse. But really you are just paralyzed, head to toe, except for your facial muscles.

(Hey!..Hey!...Heeeyyy!...I'm still alive goddamnit!):eyeraise:

Darth Avlectus
12-06-2009, 06:27 PM
Not so scary: I do that to myself all the time. :p

Waking up to realize you have been jacked of all your money and credit for reals.

12-06-2009, 09:20 PM
Maybe you need to stop sleeping w/hookers. :devsmoke:

Finding out that you'll be the main course for a group of cannibals and you can't escape it.

12-08-2009, 02:22 AM
Cannibal 1 to Cannibal 2: Hmph! Every part of this one taste like old wrinkled man a$$.

If I really couldn't get away, that would probably scare me sh*tless. :raise:

In ROTJ, just like one of the characters in the movie (and I mean for real), you fall into the mouth of Sarlacc in the desert of Tatooine. And you are being very slowly desolved/digested by Sarlacc's internal acid fibers for food. Their is no escape either.

Darth Avlectus
12-10-2009, 03:49 AM
*Wearing Hutt's Hide leather--the most nasty tasting and indigestible creatures in all the galaxy*
Sarlacc pit monster: BAAAARRRRFFFF!
ME: Well, I didn' t care for the tase of you either.
.......You were saying? :smirk2:

Vice City actually having cleaned up its act of all organized crime.

12-10-2009, 04:12 PM
^ Sounds good to me.

The GTA franchise disappearing from existence.

Darth Avlectus
12-11-2009, 09:34 PM
Since you weren't specific to what degree I cannot say. I guess I'd just be SaintsRow:SWcity...or some other name.

Being stuck in a small claustrophobic room full of old people who can't stop going diarrhea and you are going to drown.

12-15-2009, 04:41 AM
Luckly, I just happen to carry with me a small inflatable flotation boat..... which I activate.......it knocks the barricade/locked door down.......and I float my way out like on water rapids, through the narrow door.....oh, and the old people are hanging on for dear life too.

Btw, that's really disgusting.

*Wearing Hutt's Hide leather--the most nasty tasting and indigestible creatures in all the galaxy*
Sarlacc pit monster: BAAAARRRRFFFF!
ME: Well, I didn' t care for the tase of you either.
.......You were saying? :smirk2:

Impressive. Obi Wan has taught you well....but you are not a Jedi yet. :raise::p

You are........
IMPOTENT!!!! And, for the rest of your life. Viagra won't help either.

Darth Avlectus
12-20-2009, 05:40 PM
Then I'd just get one of those formed internal pump things surgically installed.

Being forced to watch ED on MSNBC for the next 10 years. Live and in person...and allowed to talk $^#% to your face.

12-20-2009, 08:53 PM
I really wouldn't know.


Darth Avlectus
12-21-2009, 07:46 PM
Not scary, more like...WTF? Why do I keep seeing this pop up here? I don't get it...

A catfight of Nanci Pelosi vs that Guness World Records' "heaviest model" weighing in at 712 pounds.

12-21-2009, 08:01 PM
That would be terrifying, and if I thought about it, I would go blind from such terror.

George Lucas deciding to write the next star wars {by himself, no help, mind you} with lots of stupid romantic subplots and bad dialogue.

12-21-2009, 08:22 PM
A bad idea, but not scary.


Darth Avlectus
12-21-2009, 09:14 PM

Looking up a woman's dress to see.........

12-21-2009, 10:11 PM
I think I'd merely do a 2x take and then.....maybe....lmao.

Finding the above was what was up your girlfriend's dress.

Darth Avlectus
12-22-2009, 12:43 AM
I don't have a GF, but I'd probably either laugh all the same or I'd do the typical "Euwgh!" reaction of the 2 boys who annoyed that principal so.

Finding out you were being stalked by some creepy crazy old man for no logical reason.

01-07-2010, 04:07 PM
Creeped out, maybe.

The following are drawings of video game characters based strictly on their 8-bit versions
Space Invaders:

Darth Avlectus
01-13-2010, 11:58 PM
The following are drawings of video game characters based strictly on their 8-bit versions
That is...kind of disturbing... Is he on crack?

Space Invaders:
If it had all sorts of realistic textures like scales, fur, and oily slimy surface...maybe...but as is it just looks like something on south park...


I kind of like it. :D


That looks pretty cool actually. Reminds me of Chain Chomp from Super Mario bros. 3 actually.
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Getting hit on by this guy.

01-14-2010, 12:15 AM
^oh my god...what's worse is how much pain he'll be in if he decides to get that waxed.

This is scary as an American...

Darth Avlectus
01-14-2010, 12:45 AM
Okay. It's official. That scares me...it is symptomatic of a larger problem, too which is the source of the scariness.

Hot does not = smart. Hence I really do like those women of danish and general viking descent as these women are beautiful, tough, and smart.

The thought of "public" corporations being 95% of the market in all USA--with all the crap they are currently allowed ot get away with and worse and "given diplomatic immunity" as well so now you not only have capitalist abuses but government abuses and NOTHING you could do about it.

01-14-2010, 09:18 AM
I wouldn't be so much scared as much as thinking of ways to profit from it.

Me singing "In The Mood" by Rush, and replacing "baby" in the chorus with your name.

Darth Avlectus
01-14-2010, 03:01 PM
I'd find it amusing.

A company called "Bunghole Liquors". (Get it? :lol:)

01-14-2010, 03:43 PM
Not terrifying, just smirk-inducing.

A company of big, smelly, and ugly butthole lickers coming after you....

Darth Avlectus
01-14-2010, 06:34 PM
Time to unleash Bane's darkside protection. Anyone touching it wil age thousands of years in seconds and crumble. The ones smart enough to avoid it get their butt-licking heads blown off by my shotguns.

A porno film called Barbie's horse adventure--and being required to watch it if in the filming on your property if you are to keep your house.

01-14-2010, 06:48 PM
Well, the "horse" better just be a nickname for a short.....but hawt...female jockey. :naughty: In that case, not scary at all (less Barbie is actually a horse :xp: )

Being told you have 10 seconds left to live.

Tobias Reiper
01-14-2010, 07:28 PM
Not terrifying. At least I get to go out just how I want to: By punching the person who said that in the face as hard as I can and then doing a dance while singing a song from some punk irish band.

The entire cast of lucascast - including me, dammit - singing your most hated song for the next episode over and over.
And when you try to exit out of the window it won't close.
Or pause.
And your computer button won't work either.

01-14-2010, 07:53 PM
I'll remember to not listen to that episode.

Me joining the cast of LucasCast.

Darth Avlectus
01-15-2010, 05:41 PM
^^^Unsure actually. You got a darn purdy voice, though.
(Watch out I hear they have a tendency to get all touchy feely. :xp:)

A mugen built from Gmod...and it has backgrounds of nude pictures...of YOU.

01-18-2010, 08:58 PM
Not Gmod!

Being forced to watch "The Making of You", meaning you, specifically.

Tobias Reiper
01-18-2010, 09:03 PM
Clockwork Orange Style?


01-19-2010, 11:32 AM

I know what you do at night.

Tobias Reiper
01-19-2010, 11:55 AM
Not Terrifying: I sleep at night, or in most cases, can't get to sleep because my cat won't stop nibbling my face and when I put her out of my room she just sits at the door pawing and meowing.

Being forced to do the nasty with Arnold Schawrzenegger.

01-19-2010, 10:23 PM
I could use having done that as leverage against him.

Having any kind of service performed for you by someone who keeps singing "I met her on the mountain, there I took her life. I met her on the mountain, stabbed her with my knife." to themselves.

01-20-2010, 02:14 AM
Not terrifying, especially if you told that person to do so in the first place.

Being lowered into a vat of acid over and over again as the flesh melts off your body, but the pain never seems to end.

The entire cast of lucascast - including me, dammit - singing your most hated song for the next episode over and over.
And when you try to exit out of the window it won't close.
Or pause.
And your computer button won't work either.

There's always the plug.......you forgot about that. ;)

01-20-2010, 09:09 AM
Meh. I have a low threshold for pain, so the first dip would probably end my misery.

Waking up to see:

Darth Avlectus
01-20-2010, 04:05 PM
Nah, I mean afterall, just call superballs to the rescue.

Waking up to find this all over your bed:http://www.practical-jokes-and-pranks.com/images/gags_fun/dog_poo_250.jpg

01-21-2010, 02:32 AM
No big deal...nuke the matress and sheets, take 1000 showers while scrubing your whole body down with a steel horse brush, and get exorcised along with holy water so many friggin' times, that the devil comes up from hell and pimpslaps your a$$ for being insanely repetitive.

Yep...that outta do it.

Getting a$$raped by your wookie friend..........several times.
Because he really, really, likes you more than you thought.

01-21-2010, 05:51 PM
With me, it'd probably be consensual.

Looking in the mirror to see:

01-21-2010, 09:29 PM
Maybe creepy. I'd wonder how the in the hell EmpDev had managed to track me down.

Looking at that pic and realizing it was your wife and you'd only be able to make love to/have ANY sex with it and no one else for the rest of your life.

01-21-2010, 09:45 PM

Looking at that pic and realising that it's somehow you.

Darth Avlectus
01-21-2010, 09:49 PM
Not a problem b/c it's not as disgusting as certain figments of my imagination...and the cops never think as funny as I do either.

Pulp fiction 2 happening in your grandma's house...

01-27-2010, 03:45 AM
Maaaan I live REDNECK territory, that's damn near like a common everyday occurence where I'm from. I'd say it's happens in just about every household from what I've seen on the local news.

BTW, If your the fire chief, constable, and mayor in your own home town....you might be a redneck.

You wake up one morning, only to find out, that your the resident redneck of the century. And your name is Billybob Bucktooth, and your house has wheels; plus the most prize possesion in your life, is your daggum shotgun that yer daddy left ya.

01-27-2010, 02:40 PM
^Wouldn't phase me. i might actually enjoy it.

You wake up to find that your girlfriend/wife has left you, your dog is dead, your house is on fire, and your not wearing any clothes.

Tobias Reiper
01-27-2010, 07:54 PM
Not really scary, but more of making someone a tad suicidal.

Spending some 'Alone Time' with my avatar. :naughty:

01-27-2010, 07:58 PM
You're implying that it was my idea, so why would it scare me?

Being surrounded by clowns with large syringe gun things in a dark alley.

Darth InSidious
01-27-2010, 11:37 PM
I tell terrible jokes, I'll be fine.

Being stuck in a lift with David Icke for ten hours.

01-28-2010, 12:28 AM
Ten hours in a lift is bad enough, but I don't know who David Icke is.

Waking up and seeing me on the other side of the bed.

01-28-2010, 03:44 AM
Like I said earlier......we're just creeping each other out rather than terrifying one another. :xp:

Waking up and finding Kirstie Alley on the other side of your bed.....and you're handcuffed to the bedframe. And she's eyeballing you, not w/wanton lust, but wanton hunger.... (though the wanton lust part might actually be more terrifying :dev14: )

01-28-2010, 11:43 AM
Now that's scary.


Darth Avlectus
01-28-2010, 11:49 AM
Not scary, just someone got their kids a little into preparation for the zombie apocalypse.

Waking up to find out that your apartment had been foreclosed upon, it's time for the bank to seize the property and you had no warning.

Tobias Reiper
01-28-2010, 06:08 PM
I do believe you did things wrong when it comes to that.

This thing:

01-28-2010, 06:51 PM
Just bizarre. Reminds me of Alice in Wonderland.

You wake up in the middle of the night to find Kreia (see KOTOR II: TSL for ref.) standing at the foot of your bed, shrouded in darkness just staring at you. She starts laughing menacingly seemingly for no reason before resuming her usual composure and points at you while walking backwards into your closet.

Darth Avlectus
01-28-2010, 07:57 PM
No surprise there. *ignites my silver lightsaber* "Your words shall crawl through my skull no more, old woman!"

After getting out of the shower you find this in your room when you're supposed to live alone:

01-28-2010, 10:28 PM
It's clearly a trap, women avoid my place like plague!

You're driving home from a long trip out of state and suddenly "nature calls". You pull into a rest stop and race into a stall, upon finishing you realize there is no toilet paper and you're not wearing socks because you're wearing flip-flops.

Tobias Reiper
01-28-2010, 10:43 PM
Not terrifying, I don't wear flip flops, and on the extremely rare occasion I do, I wear socks as well, thus, this could never happen.

Going home to find Michael Myers in your house, and he's pissed at you.

01-28-2010, 10:55 PM
Michael Myers knows me. Michael Myers fears me.

Having a wiped comp like Tobias here. :xp:

01-28-2010, 10:55 PM
What's on this computer is easily replaced.

Waking up to find Jason Voorhees on one end of the bed, and Michael Myers (the villain from the Halloween movies, not the actor) on the other, after a dream involving Freddy Krueger.

Darth Avlectus
01-29-2010, 12:07 AM
Let's see...Leatherface, pin head, chuckie and his bride, wolf man, dracula, various other lycans and vampires form the past 7,000 years, and even satan himself are on my past victims list, taking the two of them on at the same time after trashing freddy should be no problem.

You owe more than your lifetime to some ugly overlord because of past sins of your forefathers.

01-31-2010, 03:00 PM
You have no idea how defiant I can be.


Tobias Reiper
01-31-2010, 08:21 PM
Certainly creepy.

Having to sit through an entire day and all the customer's are idiot's like the ones in the stories on Notalwaysright.com
(Alk, you know what I'm talking about.)

02-01-2010, 11:33 PM
I'd snap.


02-06-2010, 04:33 AM
Lol! I've heard of people seeing and hearing things like this when they would eat mushrooms, anyway - that is one bizzare kid's video.

I found this on YT awhile back, and I'm not sure if they used some sort of special effects with this clip are not; but regardless, it's always been kinda of interesting to watch. Anyway, if it's a fake...it's a damn good one IMO.


02-23-2010, 08:20 AM
Could have been greenscreened in.

Waking up and seeing yourself on the other side of the bed.

Darth Avlectus
02-25-2010, 10:20 PM
(OK now *I'm* beginning to see a pattern to YOUR posts.)
I'd get all excited and tingly.

Someone pouring honey all over their body...hairy like a werewolf.

02-25-2010, 10:48 PM
That's actually kinda hot.

This thing following you around:

Darth Avlectus
02-25-2010, 11:07 PM
^^^Ok, you win...that is sooooooo creepy on just, soooooooo many levels...

(Why do I get the feeling Dr House is not amused?)

03-09-2010, 03:43 PM


Darth Avlectus
03-23-2010, 10:09 PM


03-23-2010, 10:41 PM
Pure win.

Children wearing these:

Darth Avlectus
03-23-2010, 11:33 PM


06-08-2010, 09:53 PM
Bit odd.

Coming home to find every cooking-type appliance on and full of Lithium Polymer Batteries.

Darth Avlectus
06-14-2010, 11:26 PM
I'd be happy because if they were fully charged I'd win, and if not--I have plenty of free throwing ammo.

BTW Bit odd? Samus' official stats by nintendo out of the armor is 6'3" 198 lbs. She's an amazon with cheetah like reflexes, what wouldn't be awesome about a boob-face with a woman like that (if she were real)?


06-15-2010, 12:19 AM
That is some good makeup.

Getting accused of HAX by everyone else at a massive LAN party.

Darth Avlectus
06-15-2010, 08:40 PM
I'd just be irritated at the nerve of everyone else to accuse me of that. And maybe summon a hailstorm of monitors at all those fools.


06-15-2010, 08:44 PM
Isn't that just a Jack-O-Lantern?

Waking up to find yourself surrounded by Weeping Angels.

Darth Avlectus
06-20-2010, 11:40 PM
Confusing...actually that would be rather irking if I woke up and suddenly found out I was God because I don't want that level of responsibility.


06-21-2010, 10:41 PM

(I meant the Weeping Angels from Doctor Who)

Discovering that all the shadows in your room are actually Vashta Nerada.

06-21-2010, 11:22 PM
Given that they strip you to your bones in milliseconds.....don't think you'd have enough time to be terrified.

Finding Quagmire humping your leg.....and you actually enjoy it.

06-21-2010, 11:30 PM
How could I be scared if I was enjoying it?

Working at McDonald's, and being asked to make an Angus Burger with Bacon And Cheddar, with extra sauce, an extra couple Angus patties, and Crispy Chicken instead of a bun.

Darth Avlectus
06-23-2010, 05:47 PM
I'd just give them an F-BOMB.

Learning you have missed your Jury Summons.

06-30-2010, 02:05 PM
you made me do this!


07-13-2010, 09:53 PM
Just a meme.

The end results of these two experiments:

Darth Avlectus
07-14-2010, 07:11 PM
Not scary but actually interesting...I wonder if it would make either a riot between LA and Japan start, or stop an existing riot between them.

*hears my jewish family members get pised off*

BTW It's CHAUNIKKAH you mother****ers!


07-14-2010, 10:47 PM
Just some guy jumping into a mobile pool. Nothing scary about that.

Experiencing this firsthand:

Darth Avlectus
07-15-2010, 05:15 PM
Injurious which could scare people without proper precaution.


07-15-2010, 10:24 PM

Realising you've been taking those (fictional) sex change pills I mentioned in the Good Idea/Bad Idea Game instead of some pill you normally take. And it only works one way.

Darth Avlectus
07-17-2010, 08:58 PM
That would be horrifying. I've read those 4chan doujins that pop up from time to time...that usually doesn't end very well. Even if nobody takes advantage of you, you'd still be too weird-ed out to live a normal life. At least I would be.

Nearly getting hit by an ambulance all of a sudden.

08-02-2010, 09:52 PM
No more traumatic than getting hit by any other kind of automobile.


Darth Avlectus
08-02-2010, 09:59 PM


09-03-2010, 11:57 AM
That's just sad.

Bleeding/urinating the wrong colour, such as blue, or green.

Darth Avlectus
10-09-2010, 02:04 AM
Curious... I thought my blood was orange and purple...

Finding out your Identity has been stolen and you have an overdue balance of $43,000.

10-19-2010, 11:22 PM
Oh ************************************************** ************************************************** *************************. How the ************************************************** * did this ************************************************** ** happen?

After vomiting, your vomit bursts into flame for no apparent reason.

Darth Avlectus
10-19-2010, 11:48 PM
That would be cool.

(Quit visiting those paysites!)

Finding out your best friend is having a heart attack.

10-19-2010, 11:56 PM
I'd be concerned, but considering that's how his dad died, I wouldn't be entirely surprised.

Being cornered by the Weeping Angels, by which I mean the monsters from Doctor Who, not anything religious.

Darth Avlectus
10-20-2010, 12:30 AM
That's okay, I stole Flash Man's temporal displacement flasher.

Realizing you have stumbled upon knowledge the US government didn't want you to know and would subject you to terrible things if they found out you knew.

11-19-2010, 12:04 PM
I'd panic, but then I'd figure out how to use it to my advantage.

Finding out you're a Zerophiliac (http://en.wikipedia.org/Zerophilia).

Darth Avlectus
11-23-2010, 02:04 AM
Scary at first... if one learned to cope then it might turn out okay...if not then one might commit suicide. (Ah yes, I've come to expect this type of blatant gender bender scenario from you. :rolleyes:)

This being your roommate:

11-24-2010, 09:16 AM
I can be pretty weird myself.

This thing chasing you:

Darth Avlectus
11-24-2010, 05:18 PM
Not so much scary as interesting. I'd run so it didn't kill me but as soon as I could I'd hunt it and shoot it down to study it. Then submit it to Enix as a monster idea for their next dragon warrior/quest installment.


11-25-2010, 11:28 PM
I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking at, but I guess it's unsettling.

Every single one of your nightmares coming true at once.

11-26-2010, 08:32 AM
that would really suck......although ive only had like 3 continuous nightmares the played over and over each night


Darth Avlectus
11-26-2010, 11:50 PM
^^^HEY! I remember that! The reason it failed in America was because we beat them! :D

I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking at, but I guess it's unsettling.
Cosmetic laser surgery on a back.

Every single one of your nightmares coming true at once.
Not scary. Several nightmares of mine are merely flashbacks of bad things that really did happen. I suppose the remainder is hypothetical...if reality canceled out the impossible then I'd be dead or at least in agony begging to die. If not...I really don't know.

Waking up on a couch with these guys (http://www.ebosa.com/uploads/1010106353_1.jpg) on both sides in their usual smelly unbathed states and you had open wounds where they smeared god knows what.

11-27-2010, 09:49 AM
meh id just go to the hospital


Darth Avlectus
12-01-2010, 01:34 AM
That isn't frightening...I just see some mansmeat tree named Alec Baldwin that I have an urge to cut into little pieces. *REVS CHAINSAW* Come to papa!

Having Sweet Tooth from twisted metal coming after you with a white hot chainsaw of fire plasma and lightning with barbed wire.

12-01-2010, 12:12 PM
I'm not scared. Ican't take clowns seirously.

Your mother.

Darth Avlectus
12-03-2010, 04:00 PM
Is a mean hardass.

Holding on for dear life to the underchasis of a monster truck.

12-06-2010, 11:07 AM

Having to fight your doppelgänger to the death for your identity. (i.e. if he wins, you're dead and noone suspects a thing)

12-06-2010, 12:02 PM
Easy, i can predict his every move and win.

Playing silent hill 2 for 50 hours straight.

Darth Avlectus
12-06-2010, 05:20 PM
Not scary in and of itself though the bad posture might have some scary consequences down the road.

This being Bayonetta 1.2-101:

12-07-2010, 10:51 PM

Discovering Robot Santa from Futurama is real.

Darth Avlectus
12-10-2010, 01:15 AM
Does he come with that devil bot as well?! That would be awesome.
*notices frosting like residue on the inside of my underpants--oh wai...!*

Discovering you have not one but two huge brood swarms of yellow jackets in your house and no exterminator for at least2 hours and they're all pissed off and hungry NOW with *you* as the nearest meat source while they fight.

12-10-2010, 11:44 AM
Sounds like a bad remake of L4D.


Darth Avlectus
12-14-2010, 12:25 AM
Not so much terrifying as it is aggravating after you stare at it for awhile.


Darth Elessar
12-14-2010, 02:40 AM
^Is simply confusing to me.


Darth Avlectus
12-15-2010, 12:04 AM
Whoa...actually that could be rather terrifying. Wow. I wasn't ready for THAT one.


01-01-2011, 03:59 AM
You have transformed into a creature that looks like a cross between Joy Behar and Susan Boyle before her makeover and you'll never get any better looking.

Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 02:46 AM
You have transformed into a creature that looks like a cross between Joy Behar and Susan Boyle before her makeover and you'll never get any better looking.

You didn't post a pic. I'm going to have to hurt you now...



01-03-2011, 07:40 AM
That could be interpreted a lot of different ways, not all of them frightening.

You've just incurred GTA's wrath.

Darth Avlectus
01-03-2011, 09:05 PM
No picture eh? :mad:

You've just incurred GTA's wrath.
As have you. Because you didn't put up a picture, either.

Please, people, please don't make me do that.


01-03-2011, 09:13 PM
That's just face paint.

No picture eh? :mad:

As have you. Because you didn't put up a picture, either.

I started this, and I say pictures aren't necessary.


Darth Avlectus
01-03-2011, 10:30 PM
Someone overdid it in a bathroom dressed up weird and posing weirder for the camera.


I started this, and I say pictures aren't necessary.

I'm in the mood for pictures, dammit!

01-03-2011, 10:37 PM
I was turned on ... until I saw the dead guy.


Darth Avlectus
01-03-2011, 10:54 PM
Not a big deal...just put a bag over her face, and put cuffs on her. It'll be fine. :xp:


01-20-2011, 09:20 AM
That's just Beavis and Butthead. Hardly scary.


Darth Avlectus
01-22-2011, 11:34 PM
Creepy but not terrifying.

Having to fight a real llife version of Demon king Psaro reborn as Necrosaro:

01-27-2011, 08:33 AM
16-bit in real life? That is scary.

This (http://mr-dna.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d2som8q) happening to you. (NSFW Warning)

Darth Avlectus
02-19-2011, 08:47 PM
The phantom of the forum has deleted all posts made after this so I guess I have a second chance. Not terrifying. Just another gender bender thing I've come to expect from you.

With a minor appeal to my favor in bestiality. :dozey:

Police pulling up while you're loaded on all sorts of booze and drugs.

02-20-2011, 08:59 AM
Good, they can join in.

Waking up to find Gary glitter standing over your bed

Darth Avlectus
02-24-2011, 08:22 PM
Not terrifying, I'd just kick him in the balls while he stood over me. Then beat the bejeepers out of him and perform a citizen's arrest on the damn pedophile. Several more convictions to add to that record.

Your doc sending a "kinky nurse" who has a face like this:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTTbqxkqng_I2Io1OHbrmonJwO3ADHr_ knV558auiHWP85HL1kFaw&t=1

02-25-2011, 12:11 AM
This is what you do with a human/ape hybrid? (it's photoshopped, and the eyes and teeth aren't human)

Being hunted by the BEEDEER!

Darth Avlectus
02-25-2011, 06:36 PM
Nah, I'll just have my team of a KingLeo, an Orligon, and a DracoLord take him down.

Your next econo priced doctor:

02-25-2011, 10:08 PM
I'm not exactly prone to medical emergencies.

Being trapped in an ever-shrinking box.

Darth Avlectus
02-26-2011, 08:21 PM
Depends on what method of shrinking and what materials the box is made of. If it's strong enough to harm you, possibly kill you, then horrifying; if it's not strong enough to harm you, no big deal.

being stuck under a house full of sewage leaks, fermenting trash, and heroin needles from junkies.

03-11-2011, 01:21 PM

This happening to you:

Darth Avlectus
03-16-2011, 07:04 PM
Not so much scary as...putting one off.

Walking out your house to see that a snowblower is about to fall on you for whatever reason.

03-28-2011, 09:42 PM
I could survive that.


03-28-2011, 11:00 PM
Bah...it's just the anti-Easter bunny.

Spending oblivion with your most hated nemesis.....and he/she/it is in control.

03-31-2011, 01:16 AM
Depends which Realm of Oblivion you mean. If its the Shivering Isles, I'll have lost my mind anyway.

Discovering you're a Time Lord the moment you're about to regenerate.

Darth Avlectus
04-05-2011, 05:37 PM
Not so terrifying. I played Time Lord for the NES by milton bradley. And I played Duke Nukem time to kill. I think I know what's up.

The trolls in Troll 2 having you trapped and about to eat you.

Isaac Clarke
04-06-2011, 10:30 AM
Pretty damn terrifying. I've never seen Troll 2, but I just looked it up. Unless I use my crazy-ass ninja skillz and pwn them all to the ground. Then, just... Mutilated.

.:Lord Revan:.
04-06-2011, 12:07 PM
^I didn't see anything terrifying.

Seeing GTA's face. :D

Darth Avlectus
04-06-2011, 07:09 PM
Boring, I see it in the mirror everyday.

Seeing .:Lord Revan:.'s mom.

.:Lord Revan:.
04-07-2011, 02:57 PM
No.....But I think I hear jealousy.

Putting up with GTA. :p

Darth Avlectus
04-08-2011, 06:01 PM
Not terrifying at all.

Me having enjoyed somebody's mother. :dev9:

04-08-2011, 06:15 PM
Only terrifying for the mother. :devsmoke:

GTA threatening to "enjoy" you. Now what form might that actually take...:dev9:

Darth Avlectus
04-14-2011, 11:21 PM
Hmm, that doesn't sound half bad...wwwwwait... Are you telling me to go F*** myself?! :swear:

It's been several days and I'd have swore Alk would have taken the liberty, y'know, to make me look like a douchebag. It is sort of funny.

Being audited and your superheroes Patric Cox and Hulkamania are dead.
(Wonder why nobody gets the joke of that thread?)

04-27-2011, 07:19 PM
Those aren't superheroes.

This happening the next time you put on 3D Glasses:

Darth Avlectus
05-24-2011, 01:01 AM
That, or similar happens to me all the time in my brain only thousands of times more messed up.

Watching "little girl plays with dead squirrel" and "cake farts" videos simultaneously right after having eaten an entire package of primo taglio dry coppa and drank a whole bottle of sioux city sarsparella.

07-12-2011, 08:28 PM
That just sounds deadly.

All your involuntary bodily functions are now voluntary.

Darth Avlectus
07-22-2011, 03:13 AM
Not so much scary as it would be agonizing and aggravating: one friend of mine who has two malfunctioning valves in his digestive tract could attest to that. One is always open and the other is always closed.

The possibility of someone you care about being taken away from you by a brutal dictator.

07-22-2011, 08:07 AM
Get mad.

(Imagine you're a woman for this one) Believing yourself to be pregnant, and looking it, only to find out it's actually a tumour. (and yes, I realize tumours do not usually get that big)

Darth Avlectus
07-23-2011, 01:33 AM
Relief and yet worry. Since a female incarnation of me probably be a homely looking tomboy, I'd probably scare away all the guys. My first thought would probably be weight, and then any wondering about being knocked up would essentially be asking myself if some doctor used a test tube and turkey baster while I was asleep or some F***ed up crap like that (and probably scheming a Lorena Bobbit for the time being). After a test revealed false, I'd be relieved...then as it became apparent it was a tumor and not weight, I'd probably worry until things went whatever way they must. Then I'd be pissed because I'd be broke and using the rest of my life to pay for the operation.

Having to be infused with metroid DNA in order to save your own life from X-parasites, and yet the only place you could afford to live was fridgid cold.

08-11-2011, 07:12 PM
Worth it.

Attempting to put out a fire, only to have the fire extinguisher somehow burst into flames when you try to use it.

Darth Avlectus
08-17-2011, 12:23 AM
I'd be in too much pain to comprehend fear.

L.A. going with Darth Revan being reborn as Darth Malgus. (This has been bothering the $*** outta me and ANY constructive refutations to it when I write my blog on it will make me feel better!)

08-18-2011, 09:19 AM
I'd be more confused than anything.

(Should I just start a How would you react? game or something?)

Being caught in the web of a giant spider.

Darth Avlectus
08-27-2011, 05:24 PM
That itself would be scary if only for the creep out factor. The spider itself is what to really worry about. If I had a lightsaber then it should be about as bad as traveling the planet Arzid with Chewie and Luke.

Being stuck in a city full of lepers, infectees of crabs, scabies, ticks, fleas, and some horrible plague with no realistic way of getting out without coming into contact with someone--and everyone is touchy feely.

11-19-2011, 05:03 PM

Being paralysed from the waist up.

Darth Avlectus
11-21-2011, 08:39 PM
^^^Huh? :eyeraise: How would THAT work?
Not scary because I can't imagine what that would be like as it defies most logical explanation. So... I guess you can't always be afraid of what you don't know or understand? (Good one)

Discoverig that large thing in your back yard you thought was a boulder was actually a real life version of the ancient humongous demon emperor Estark (http://dragonquest.wikia.com/wiki/Estark) who was in hibernation until you woke it up.

11-28-2011, 12:24 AM
Depends on how willing you were to just throw in the towel and die, I suppose.

Being the only straight guy on an island full of horny gay dudes wanting to make their personal slave.

11-28-2011, 04:32 PM
Not an issue, they've got eachother.

Being stuck in the plot of the Doctor Who episode "The God Complex".

Darth Avlectus
11-28-2011, 10:05 PM
Well, I believe in God (though perhaps some would argue I don't really b/c I don't follow religion to the letter) but even I know when someone has any kind of complex, it's a nightmare. Well, annoying at least.

Being stuck on an island with me and all my loony antics.

11-30-2011, 11:57 PM
I'd shoot first and ask questions later....assuming you survived. :devsmoke:

Being impaled in the public square and set aflame...and taking an eternity to die, with no respite from the searing pains that wrack your flesh.

12-14-2011, 12:00 AM
Too much pain to worry about fear.

Waking up hung over in the Vatican, and the last thing you remember is walking into a bar in Canada.

Darth Avlectus
01-22-2012, 10:05 PM
I wouldn't know about that predicament tbh. I don't go to bars, neither do I go to nor have visited the Vatican.

Waking up to finding bombs all over your house...about to blow.

01-29-2012, 06:43 AM
I'd panic, and then call the bomb squad.

Finding a creeper from Minecraft right outside your house IRL.

Darth Avlectus
01-29-2012, 03:25 PM
Meh, I'd probably respond like Gordon Freeman.

Your incredibly inept neighbor possessing a rail gun cannon and the off chance it is ready to go and he's about to fire it, withgout looking where it is pointing which is right at your house and toward your gas and plumbing mains.

02-22-2012, 05:52 PM
I was thinking of moving out.

Waking up in Aperture Laboratories.

Darth Avlectus
02-22-2012, 10:09 PM
Nah not scary, but probably a bit of a mindf*** and aggravating knowing some puzzling things are ahead.

Looking up the skirt of some hottie and seeing:
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3LMmglFBe2VCxOagvT3aoqIrEOxhKW oWW5TGODovadMrZOKLk0c6WfIXKHg

02-23-2012, 04:02 PM
Nah not scary, but probably a bit of a mindf*** and aggravating knowing some puzzling things are ahead.

Discovering you're about to die an ugly death before the day's out and not having a clue how to prevent it (and you desperately want to live.....at least for the very forseeable future).

02-29-2012, 11:33 PM
I could make the most of it, but I also don't believe in the no-win scenario.

Discovering that all your sugar has been replaced with cocaine.

Darth Avlectus
03-01-2012, 09:01 PM
Bah, I'd just flush it down the toilet and replace it with sugar again hoping whoever put the cocaine there in the first place comes around looking for it again--and major lulz ensue when they discover it's sugar. Kind of like that dude at the apartment years ago searching a modest size 1 shelf bookcase for 3 hours for his crack he left that obviously wasn't there. I know it doesn't sound funny when I tell it, but if you were there to watch I *swear* you'd be laughing. Priceless entertainment.

Being in Lloyd's situation at the truck stop but instead of Sea-Bass showing up, it's some grubby boomer from L4D.

03-07-2012, 10:57 AM
I'm sure someone's got a shotgun handy.

Discovering a picture of you being used as a very unkind internet meme.

Darth Avlectus
03-08-2012, 09:33 PM
Not really scary.
*Person who made meme gets IP address tracked, if dynamic IP, ToR nodes investigated.*
*Person is found.*
*Individual's personal info released on the web*
*Hired haxor steals embarassing photos of person and makes worse memes*
*Hired haxor profits*

Being on the wrong side of the issue against Chuck Norris.

03-17-2012, 09:25 AM
Considering Chuck Norris doesn't like being an Internet Deity, I'm not worried.

Waking up to discover that you and your worst enemy have somehow become conjoined twins.

Darth Avlectus
03-18-2012, 11:18 AM
If I die, my enemy dies with me.

Having your suspicion confirmed... that the salesman sold you a dangerous defective product and it is about to result in your injury or death.

03-21-2012, 07:11 AM
Considering I bought it from Jeff's Discount Deathtraps, I should have known.

Discovering that the pills you've been taking to eliminate your social anxiety also turn you into a compulsive nudist.

Darth Avlectus
04-28-2012, 05:29 PM
Not terrifying...for me at least :p Though probably quite embarrassing. I'm not quite as bald on top, hairy 'n' fat as that guy in a black thong with the guns and guitars on his bed--you know that picture I posted previously...but I'm at least somewhat close to looking like that. Less redneckish.

Finding out the person who sabotaged your family heritage project in 8th grade still had the photo and regretted it enough to want to appologize and give the picture back...about a minute after you threw him in a pool of molten steel.

05-09-2012, 05:57 PM
That'd be unfortunate.

Realising you've been indoctrinated by the Reapers.

Darth Avlectus
09-27-2012, 09:35 PM
Horrible, but there are ways out of it.

Having all of your most hated, regretful, fail gmod videos become an eternal reality of yours.

09-27-2012, 10:50 PM
Good thing I've never used gmod.

Being cornered by Weeping Angels, Vashta Nerada, and the Silence.

Darth Avlectus
09-26-2014, 08:35 PM
Fear not! Zeke and Julie to the rescue!

Waking up on elm street.

12-25-2014, 04:27 PM
If I'm awake I should be fine.

Waking up on the Ishimura.