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RpTheHotrod
10-26-2009, 02:45 PM
I'm looking for a clown blow up doll (needs to at least be shoulders and head)...and preferably cheap.

Halloween is upcoming and I want to tie a balloon to his arm, stick him in a gutter with just his head visible, and let the balloon float loose outside of the gutter.

:¬:

Darth InSidious
10-26-2009, 02:50 PM
Sorry, this forum is PG-13.

MrWally
10-26-2009, 03:14 PM
What my neighbors would do at our old house is just get a colorful clown-like shirt, fill it with hay (or something similar), and buy one of super creepy rubber clown masks (the type that completely envelop the head and part of the shoulders) from a costume shop, stuff it, and attach it to the head.

They would make like a dozen of these (not all clowns) and fill them around their front lawn and the sidewalk leading to the house. They looked pretty legit.

The creepy part, though, was 3 or 4 of them would be real people hidden in the costumes that would jump out at you when you got close.

You could probably manage something like that if you can't find a full sized blow-up doll.

RpTheHotrod
10-26-2009, 03:43 PM
Hmm, going for a mask and maybe putting it over a thick balloon or something might work for the "head" in the gutter.

Anthony
10-26-2009, 08:40 PM
is it bad I saw nothing NON-sexual about this thread title?

IG-64
10-26-2009, 10:12 PM
http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/3493/metropolis.gif

Darth Avlectus
10-26-2009, 10:56 PM
^^^o_o I'd hate to be the one they are lookin' at.

I hope you're talking about one of those uhh, y'know *general* gag party pals, like poker card players, martini guy, neighbor lady...the farm goat...
Oh ****, did I just say that last one?


That's what you DO mean afterall. Riiiiight?

RpTheHotrod
10-27-2009, 12:08 AM
Have none of you guys seriously ever read/watched "IT"?

Det. Bart Lasiter
10-27-2009, 12:31 AM
yeah but you still asked for a blow up doll

BongoBob
10-27-2009, 04:16 AM
yeah but you still asked for a blow up doll

This.

Troopr-Undr-Fir
10-27-2009, 10:12 PM
Well... As long as we're asking... A special lady I call Bong-Qui-Qui (http://www.cyphoxindustries.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/realdoll.jpg) for Troopr?

Pie™
10-28-2009, 07:55 AM
Well... As long as we're asking... A special lady I call Bong-Qui-Qui (http://www.cyphoxindustries.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/realdoll.jpg) for Troopr?

I was hoping for a blow-up doll that doubles as a bong. That would be the perfect woman.

Totenkopf
10-28-2009, 10:35 AM
Well... As long as we're asking... A special lady I call Bong-Qui-Qui (http://www.cyphoxindustries.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/realdoll.jpg) for Troopr?


Well, except for the neck, that almost looks real. Put a bong in it and it might give new menaing to blowing smoke up your skirt/ass. :dev9:

Q
10-28-2009, 04:33 PM
Well... As long as we're asking... A special lady I call Bong-Qui-Qui (http://www.cyphoxindustries.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/realdoll.jpg) for Troopr?
Now that's just ****ing spooky.
I was hoping for a blow-up doll that doubles as a bong.
And sports a built-in fridge. :)

leXX
10-28-2009, 05:21 PM
Well... As long as we're asking... A special lady I call Bong-Qui-Qui (http://www.cyphoxindustries.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/realdoll.jpg) for Troopr?

I picture her as saying "Mal. Guy killed me, Mal. He killed me with a sword. How weird is that?".

If you've seen Serenity, you should get the reference.

Troopr-Undr-Fir
10-28-2009, 05:40 PM
I was hoping for a blow-up doll that doubles as a bong. That would be the perfect woman.

Well, lets face it the perfect woman should be able to hold down the bong water...

Q
10-28-2009, 05:42 PM
Among other things...