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Darca Lar
12-26-2009, 10:56 PM
I'm having an argument with my drummer and he's being a child and will not let it go so I told him I would put up a poll to settle it. Whose hotter: Sarah Jessica Parker or Renee Zellweger?

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.freshnews.in/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/renee-zellweger.jpg&usg=AFQjCNH8l-qASXipI3njg624KpQpbHSiXA

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/s/sarah_jessica_parker-5714.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGRttYvSMOmBiicKhgjYAKP5GxUiA

Lynk Former
12-27-2009, 12:32 AM
Yoda :p

El Sitherino
12-27-2009, 12:33 AM
Yoda

I agree.

adamqd
12-27-2009, 09:58 AM
well, the photos you linked to are strange, because SJP Usually looks haggard/been around the block one to many times, and RZ usually looks ok, but Yoda could be on the Cards with these two.

Miltiades
12-27-2009, 03:39 PM
The wrinkled little green man is irresistible.

Darth Eclipse
01-03-2010, 05:14 PM
Yoda = Pure Hotness

Simple as that.

logan23
01-03-2010, 08:20 PM
Since I love bikini midgets = Yoda J/K

On topic: Basically comes down to if your a boobs guy.

Boob guy = Jessica Paker

Legs guy = Renee

Gurges-Ahter
02-02-2010, 05:42 PM
Hilarious. They both might qualify as the bottom 2 in celebrity attractiveness. Based on the pictures you posted, SJP looks better, but in general I'd give the nod to RZ. I mean Yoda.

Darth Avlectus
02-07-2010, 02:28 AM
Let's see...you have a couple of women who portray themselves as shameless sexplorationists.

One has a penguin beak nose in her own series about her and her girlfriends who like getting their kicks. And essentially just played a sex neutral role in other movies and shows and apparently wants to keep them that way.

The other one was disgustingly thin (until recently I guess) to a point that I guess only gay guys actually thought she was attractive (Not my statement, take it up with Denis Leary). She had a few highly risque scenes in a few movies. She's of nordic descent, I thought she was of Jewish descent.

Neither one of them catch my attention much...I'ma hafta go with Yoda on this one. :p

Darca Lar
02-23-2010, 11:27 PM
Yoda? That's....gross. Not really into short green aliens. I'd take either compared to 900 yr. old Yoda.

Darth Avlectus
03-04-2010, 04:46 PM
^^^You're the one who put the choice for Yoda up there. I wonder what that says about you. :p

Gurges-Ahter
03-04-2010, 05:48 PM
Yoda? That's....gross. Not really into short green aliens. I'd take either compared to 900 yr. old Yoda.

I'd say SJP and RZ are closer to the Ep. I Yoda (pre-CGI) that looked more like a used catcher's mitt. If the Yoda in your poll is Ep. I Yoda, it's a tie. If it's Yoda from any other movie, I'll take Yoda. :thmbup1:

Lynk Former
03-04-2010, 08:24 PM
^^^You're the one who put the choice for Yoda up there. I wonder what that says about you. :p
Actually that was me :D Just to be evil. *runs away*

Darth Avlectus
03-05-2010, 05:19 AM
Actually that was me :D Just to be evil. *runs away*

Ah. So that's how you got your mojo. :)

Totenkopf
03-05-2010, 11:33 AM
I going to have to go with Yoda as well.

Hilarious. They both might qualify as the bottom 2 in celebrity attractiveness. Based on the pictures you posted, SJP looks better, but in general I'd give the nod to RZ. I mean Yoda.

o_Q

Darca Lar
03-19-2010, 05:09 AM
^^^You're the one who put the choice for Yoda up there. I wonder what that says about you. :p

Actually I didn't. It was added by someone else.

Darth Avlectus
03-19-2010, 07:46 PM
Actually I didn't. It was added by someone else. Yup, everything about that is explained in post #13, but it's still your poll and it looks like I'm not the only one who chose Yoda either, so..... http://www.majhost.com/gallery/1337W422102/Collection/internet-serious-business.jpg

Liverandbacon
03-19-2010, 08:12 PM
I don't think either of the women you posted are especially attractive. Yoda's hotness is unstoppable anyway. Proof follows:

1. Many people think that in men, Power=Attractiveness, or at least increases it greatly.

2. Yoda has a ton of power.

3. Therefore, Yoda is absurdly hot.

http://i40.tinypic.com/ngrfp2.jpg

Darca Lar
03-22-2010, 06:42 PM
.....anyway...I know they aren't especially hot, that was the point of the poll. Which one is hotter than the other? Kind of like a "Would you rather?" type of question.

Darth Avlectus
03-23-2010, 08:45 PM
Gimmie Stacy Keibler and we have a deal. :dev11:

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/dat_ass.jpg
'Nuff said.

Fredi
03-24-2010, 01:07 AM
Sorry but both are ugly for me :p