View Full Version : News: New Class: Sarlacc Enforcer!
04-01-2010, 12:36 PM
Check out the newest playable class announced today on SWTOR.com!
I especially recommend watching the videos under the "Combat Tactics" section. Good stuff.
BTW, the Aurebesh translates as follows:
We wrote this haiku
to say we hope you enjoyed
April Fools Day
Jawa Extreme Sport: Sarlacc Salvage Fishing
The Original Noodly Appendage
04-01-2010, 01:23 PM
**** smuggler/Infiltrator, I know what I'm playing now!
04-01-2010, 01:24 PM
I Lol'd when I first saw title :) although they put a lot of work into an April fools joke, yet the updates are Horrendous lol, whos the fool huh...
04-01-2010, 01:51 PM
That! WAS! AWESOME!!!!
I wanna be a Sarlac Enforcer.
it fits my playstyle perfectly... Some call me a camper, now I can say, I'm a Sarlac Enforcer haha.
Great job BW. another fantastic class.
Oh and watch the combat tactics videos
04-01-2010, 06:06 PM
The second Combat Tactics video, the guy running away, he's wearing gear we haven't seen before. Seems BioWare is hiding some useful stuff in this April Fools joke after all.
04-01-2010, 08:31 PM
Hm, it can eat a sandcrawler. Interesting. :smirk2: Hutts are still indigestible though. Considering how nasty those things are, I dunno of any creature that would want to eat one without puking.
04-01-2010, 08:38 PM
I dunno... I think I could go for some Hutt, as long as I could grill it. Anything I grill tastes really good. I'm thinking about grilling my Cinnamon Toast Crunch tomorrow morning.
04-02-2010, 01:14 AM
From my recollection...I read the story where Zorba the Hutt (Jabba's father) got dumped into the sarlacc's mouth. Then only about a half hour later it heaved him out.
Zorba said something to the effect of: "Well I didn't care much for the taste of you either. But you should know by now that Hutts are not only indigestible--but the most indigestible species in the galaxy! Muhahahahahaaaaa!" Then mockingly "Hope your stomach isn't too upset. HAHAHAHAAAAAA!"
04-02-2010, 04:20 PM
wow, day late here but dang that was funny.
04-02-2010, 05:13 PM
Day late also but I lol'd hard! :lol: The combat tactics were awesome!!
The combat tactics were awesome!!
Yep - Sarlacc-mounted superlasers sound like fun...:xp:
I don't think the game can offer up anything as good as this class. Maybe it'll come out as dlc...:lol:
04-02-2010, 09:12 PM
They really should include this as an Easter egg in the final product; I would buy TOR just for that. :D
04-02-2010, 09:19 PM
It gets better... They got Gamespot in on it
Christopher Walken as the VA for it... CLASSIC
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