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Darth Avlectus
11-24-2010, 02:17 AM
Ok, should be simple enough. It's the "what would you do with" game.

Paster above you asks the question and inserts random said thing.

You answer and it's your turn to ask the question.

Make it as logical or as silly as you want (both answering and asking).

I.E.
Start by:
"What would you do with"
Finish with inserting said object, etc.:
a chainsaw?
(underline for illustration purposes and completely optional)



What would you do with a glass bottle?

I'd break it over my head!

***

What would you do with a bicycle?

I'd ride it on a bumpy road.

What would you do with your favorite show host?

And so on and so forth.

Let's begin:

What would you do with a drill press?

Alkonium
11-26-2010, 09:21 AM
I'd use it on every inanimate object I can find.

What would you do with an electrified guitar?

CommanderQ
11-26-2010, 12:09 PM
Hit a zombie over the head with it! Then melt some faces with awesomeness.


What would you do with a nuclear toaster?

HockeyGoalie35
11-26-2010, 01:00 PM
make Nuclear toast: "Only toast cockroaches can eat!" tm.

a tub of cold fusion byproduct waste

RC-3556
11-27-2010, 12:13 PM
Use it as toothpaste.

What would you do with SW: The Clone Wars?

N-5/Prudii
11-27-2010, 02:04 PM
Force my worst enemy to watch it for three days straight.

What would you do with the entire Russian nuclear arsenal?

RC-3556
11-27-2010, 02:22 PM
Nuke george lucas and dave filoni 50 times.

What would you do with an electronic Llama

CommanderQ
11-27-2010, 04:08 PM
I would bring him to an electronic paradise, where I would force the native peoples to worship it, and thus create the New Incan Empire. Based on a Llama.

What would you do with an albino black sheep.

N-5/Prudii
11-27-2010, 04:32 PM
I would harvest it's wool to make an invulnerable suit.

What would you do with a UFO under your command?

Alkonium
11-27-2010, 04:46 PM
Reverse-engineer the technology, use it to give humanity FTL travel and artificial gravity.

What would you do with The Book of Pure Evil?

RC-3556
11-28-2010, 04:59 AM
Sell it on eBay.

What would you do with a Tank?

Sabretooth
11-28-2010, 09:02 AM
Put fishes in it. And maybe some water or something. Beer, maybe.

What would you do with a clone of yourself? (Other than THAT)

Alkonium
11-28-2010, 10:26 PM
The other only meaningful thing you can do with your exact double.

What would you do with an Olympic sized swimming pool full of beer?

CommanderQ
11-28-2010, 11:48 PM
Throw a match in it, and have an Olympic sized fireworks display. (or...maybe have a fire dance or something like that....)

What would you do with an Olympic-sized pool filled with assorted fruits and strange Japanese snack foods?

RC-3556
11-29-2010, 12:13 PM
Sell it to korea as a WMD

What would you do with a girl clone of yourself?

Alkonium
11-29-2010, 12:46 PM
Like you need to ask.

What would you do with two clones of yourself, one male and one female?

Sabretooth
11-29-2010, 12:58 PM
Become an overnight worldwide sensation, become rich and have sex with hundreds of supermodels.

What would you do with an Alaskan presidential candidate?

Alkonium
11-29-2010, 01:19 PM
Bait them into saying something career-ruining on live TV.

What would you do with The Necronomicon?

RC-3556
11-29-2010, 01:44 PM
Read it.

What would you do with the space below this that i call my sig?

N-5/Prudii
11-29-2010, 08:08 PM
Replace the useless text with five videos of Rick Astley contained in a spoiler.

What would you do with ownership of Skywalker Ranch?

Alkonium
11-29-2010, 08:34 PM
Build an exact, full-scale replica of the Jedi Temple on top of it.

What would you do with power over Cthulhu?

Sabretooth
11-30-2010, 12:20 PM
Fund his education and help him get a job.

What would you do if a family member/roommate declared your apartment/house a sovereign state?

RC-3556
11-30-2010, 12:47 PM
Shoot em, cos their rules say that I can.

What would you do Sabretooth if he were gay?

P.s you do realise im gonna do that now prudii.

Sabretooth
11-30-2010, 01:18 PM
...if who were gay, and what is a prudii?

N-5/Prudii
11-30-2010, 04:35 PM
Lol, that's me.

Darth Avlectus
11-30-2010, 07:55 PM
@ posts starting #22
C'mon guys, give it up. Don't make me call your moms. The thread is "what would you do with."

http://dev.team1200.com/images/tgor/jules-coach.jpg
What do I look like? Do I look like a bitch? Do-I-LOOK-like a bitch? No? Then why you postin' for me like a bitch?


Back on track...

What would you do with a douche bag.

urluckyday
12-01-2010, 02:52 AM
Hit them? Or are we talking about an object...lol, gotta be specific!

What would you do with 30 million toothpicks?

Sabretooth
12-01-2010, 10:27 PM
Assemble them in the shape of a tree and be hailed as the greatest ecoist artist that ever lived. After writing the Ecoist Manifesto.

What would you do with a rapper in a wrapper?

Darth Avlectus
12-03-2010, 02:35 AM
Run away as fast as possible because that sounds like a lawsuit just waiting to happen.

What would you do with a pet Skeletor from Dragon Warrior? http://www.woodus.com/den/gallery/graphics/dwm2gbc/monster/skeletor.png

RC-3556
12-03-2010, 03:04 PM
Feed it. Your intestines.

What would you do if someone sued you.

Darth Avlectus
12-03-2010, 03:57 PM
Dunno about *if* but I'd do something WITH their mother.

What would you do with a wisecrack n00b and plastic food wrap?

Alkonium
12-04-2010, 08:36 PM
Mummify this noob.

What would you do with something known only as "Destiny Meth"?

Darth Avlectus
12-06-2010, 05:16 PM
Pull a Cheech like with space coke and wreck the neighborhood before blasting off into space to that giant joint in the sky.

Mummify this noob.
Why stop there? Why not mummify him naked to a freezing cold light post? :dev9:

What would you do with a bodyguard calling himself Leeroy Jenkins?

RC-3556
12-07-2010, 12:20 PM
Put a cave in front of him and see if he runs into it without heed.

What would you do with the american dream?

Alkonium
12-07-2010, 12:45 PM
Prove that it's meaningless jargon.

What would you do with the TARDIS?

Darth Avlectus
12-08-2010, 09:19 PM
Travel time with it, presumably. (Sorry I'm not as adamant about Dr. Who.)


What would you do with a bottle of absinthe?

Alkonium
12-18-2010, 01:23 PM
Weaponise it.

What would you do with a time loop?

Hallucination
12-18-2010, 07:27 PM
Relive last Tuesday from 3 a.m. to 4 a.m. a million times.

What would you do with a coupon for an erotic massage or an ode to you from the ghost of Christmas present?

Alkonium
12-18-2010, 08:48 PM
Get an erotic massage from the Ghost of Christmas Present.

What would you do with one of my typical gender-bending plot devices?

Darth Avlectus
12-20-2010, 07:28 AM
Twist it to my advantage so much you could not recognize it, and use it in a hentai I create from it. Then profit obscenely and give you none of it.


What would *you* do with a bowl of spagheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetti (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv68_j3Njng)?

Hallucination
12-20-2010, 04:50 PM
Eat it.

What would you do with a rocket bike that only runs when it's snowing?

Totenkopf
12-20-2010, 11:51 PM
Subcontract to Santa every Xmas....

What would you do with your last day on earth?

urluckyday
12-21-2010, 12:56 AM
Find all the ladies and get busy.

What would you do on day one of zombie apocalypse?

Darth Avlectus
12-21-2010, 02:27 AM
Get all the red potions (zombies ate my neighbors reference, LA game FTW) and stockpile.

What would you do with a meat grinder?

purifier
12-24-2010, 05:21 PM
Sell it to a zombie in a zombie apocalypse.



What would you dooo-oooo for a KIT-KAT bar?
(yeah that was lame wasn't it....couldn't help it though:D)

Alkonium
12-24-2010, 08:34 PM
Buy one at retail price.

What would you do with five minutes to live?

urluckyday
12-24-2010, 10:07 PM
Buy one at retail price.

What would you do with five minutes to live?

Listen to my favorite song "More than a Feeling" by Boston...and then drink a can of Diet Coke - my favorite drink.

What would you do if you found out that you were related to royalty?

Hallucination
12-24-2010, 11:08 PM
Marry one of my cousins, but in a really classy way.

What would with the expectation that you would marry your cousin?

purifier
12-25-2010, 12:01 AM
Philosophy 101: "Expectations will often lead to disappointment. No expectations - no disappointment."




What would you do if you lost your mind....and couldn't find it?

TriggerGod
12-25-2010, 12:09 AM
I'd finally fit in with the rest of America, so I wouldn't dare try to find it.

What would you do if you didn't do what you did for that Klondike bar?

What would you do if you found out that you were related to royalty?

Its extremely far back in history, but I am related to a German princess (6th in line to the throne, IIRC). So its no different than any other day.

urluckyday
12-25-2010, 01:08 AM
^Well, your highness, I would steal a Klondike bar and give it to someone I liked...because I HATE Klondike bars...bleck.

What would you do with 12 beautiful ladies chillin' with you in a hot tub?

Darth Avlectus
12-27-2010, 10:21 PM
I'd like to tell ya, but that's not quite appropriate for a PG-13 forum. :naughty:

What would you do with yourself if you could only watch the 12 beautiful women in a hot tub with me?

.:Lord Revan:.
12-28-2010, 12:01 PM
I could think of a few things. :D

What would you do with a million dollars :fist:

Sabretooth
12-28-2010, 12:48 PM
Host a reality show

What would you do with the sudden ability to read and write Burmese?

Hallucination
12-28-2010, 02:58 PM
Go to Burma and pretend to be deaf.

What would you do with the ability to fire exactly 4*10^7 lions from your hands at will?

purifier
12-28-2010, 04:29 PM
Create a circus and make that the main attraction. Would also switch to clowns with that ability.






What would you do if you kept having delusions of grandeur?

Sabretooth
12-28-2010, 10:57 PM
The same thing I do everyday, Pinky - try to take over the world!!

What would you do with your own super-kawaii Japanese little sister?

Darth Avlectus
12-29-2010, 08:25 PM
Train her to catch giant rats for me.

What would you do with vials of Orochi blood? (if you even get the reference)

Alkonium
12-29-2010, 08:30 PM
Inject myself with it?

What would you do with a sexy picture and an extremely gullible forum community?

Darth Avlectus
12-30-2010, 06:48 PM
Trick them into doing all sorts of stupid silly things and take a video of it, then find someone to post it up on youtube for the lulz.

What would you do with a seafoam green monster truck and a bunch of canisters of oil slick?

Totenkopf
01-01-2011, 03:44 AM
Light it afire and let the trebuchet monkey army do their thing.

What would you do with a pack of killer zombie cheerleaders?

Alkonium
01-01-2011, 02:31 PM
Probably kill them in self-defense.

What would you do as a Necromancer?

Darth Avlectus
01-01-2011, 02:38 PM
Like you'd need to ask. Necromancy isn't the only thing I'd be doing. :naughty:

What would you do with an electric multi-function power tool?

Alkonium
01-02-2011, 01:33 AM
Figure out which function is the deadliest, then put it to good use.

What would you do with the ability to see the infinite complexity of time?

Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 01:56 AM
I'd paradox our entire existence because I couldn't believe nobody thought of a more maniacal insidious way to bring harm to the masses.

What would you do with yourself if Dr. Who and Rush were both bought up by MSNBC and put in the "bottom drawer" (a term those in the entertainment biz refer to as far, far away and gone) never to see the light of day again?

Alkonium
01-02-2011, 02:05 AM
I'd end MSNBC. Somehow.

What would you do with power over people's dreams?

Darth Avlectus
01-02-2011, 02:28 AM
Get them all to start a worldwide rebellion against the shadow entities corrupting and ruling our societies of the earth. And I would impale the culprits.

What would you do with a killer animation engine like what Mounty Oum has for his productions like Haloid and Dead Fantasy?

purifier
01-04-2011, 08:37 PM
Finally make a Star Wars Kotor movie.






What would you do if your unsolved rubix cube got sucked into a small black hole, then was spit back out to you solved? :freakout:

Alkonium
01-04-2011, 08:40 PM
I'd test what else this black hole is capable of.

What would you do with a deep fryer and some explosives?

Darth Avlectus
01-04-2011, 08:52 PM
I'd not mix the two together but rather make 2 separate disasters waiting to happen.


What would you do if your unsolved rubix cube got sucked into a small black hole, then was spit back out to you solved? :freakout:
Where did you find one of those?! I demand to know! I need my rubix sphere solved which is 20 times more complex!


What would you do with a hockey stick as a goalie if someone was crowding you real close with their back turned to you?

Totenkopf
01-09-2011, 07:45 PM
I'd go Red Forman on them with my hockey stick.

What would you do with a earthquake making machine?

Darth Avlectus
01-10-2011, 01:32 AM
I'd make Nikola Tesla proud as I demolished properties of J.P. Morgan and Westinghouse.

What would you do with Diamond coated carbide cutting wheels for a rotary tool?

purifier
01-14-2011, 02:15 PM
Make jewelry out of them and try to sell them. CHA-CHING!





What would you do if Sasquatch sling shot your ass, by your underwear (wedgie style), into the tree tops and you got permanently stuck up there?

urluckyday
01-14-2011, 04:08 PM
I guess not much if I'm stuck up there permanently.

What would you do if you owed 3,532,185 dollars in un-paid taxes?

Totenkopf
01-14-2011, 06:34 PM
Well, I wouldn't hire Wesley Snipes' lawyer. :xp:

What would you do with all the money in the world?

purifier
01-15-2011, 01:23 AM
That would cause worldwide bankruptcy....and probably armageddon at the same time. But I'd be filthy stinking rich for a short while until the money finally became worthless. :)




What would be the first thing you'd buy with that money?

Totenkopf
01-15-2011, 09:52 AM
I would pay the rest of the world to humble the PRC and then sit back as the hilarity ensued.

What would you do with an army of Jules Winnfields? (for the clueless, check GTA's avi).

Darth Avlectus
01-17-2011, 12:23 AM
I'd have me an army of awesome, doin' The Lord's work fighting the tyranny of evil men and purging the selfish. I mean it beats Sam's role in GTA San Andreas as Officer Tenpenny.


What would you do with the half working 'fluoro' ballast after you replaced it with a new one? :dev9:

purifier
11-09-2011, 05:24 PM
I'd probably use it for dead weight or do something with it in a artistic way.





What would you do if you can't do what you do?

Darth Avlectus
11-09-2011, 08:06 PM
I'd do what somebody else would do.


What would you do with all those little jars in your basement?

Totenkopf
11-28-2011, 12:30 AM
Put stuff in 'em of course.

What would you do with an island full of doody flinging monkeys, but no way to transport them anywhwere?

Darth Avlectus
11-29-2011, 05:10 PM
Teach them how to swim and make boats so that they may continue to perpetuate their doody flinging ways like pirates!

What would you do with a pair of Pyle 8 ohm blue label speakers?

Totenkopf
11-30-2011, 11:50 PM
Buy 'em pretty cheap.

What would you do with a stack of bills and no money to pay any of them?

Darth Avlectus
12-01-2011, 04:28 PM
Look at how many of the charges are completely BS snuck in there first, then probably look at anything I need to sell to make $$$ in a hurry, third looking for $$$ under the table naturally... Or I'd just find these bastards and make 'em a deal they couldn't refuse! :xp:
Absolve me of all debts now or face impalement!

What would you do with an old mine cart?

Darth Avlectus
12-10-2011, 12:55 AM
Use the money and build me a trebuchet.

What would you do with a bloated dead deer?

Totenkopf
12-10-2011, 02:33 AM
Fire it from the trebuchet (admit it.....it's what you wanted to "hear") into the women's shower and then they'll all rush out and realize everyone can see them and try to cover up, but it will be too late b/c we'll have seen everything (hint: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg_cwI1Xj4M&feature=related. :devsmoke:


What would you do with nothing but time on your hands?

Sabretooth
12-10-2011, 02:57 AM
Wash it off my hands as soon as possible

What would you do with a bear trap?

Darth Avlectus
12-13-2011, 11:36 PM
Catch that neighborhood thief who stole something the other day.

What would you do with your own barrel roll?

Sabretooth
12-14-2011, 01:03 AM
Trade it for a stolen sweetroll. /skyrim

What would you do with an external hard drive?

Slvr
12-15-2011, 09:20 PM
Save some dataz

What would you do with a pencil?

Totenkopf
12-16-2011, 02:25 AM
Stick it in your eye. :dev9:

What would you do with a hernia?

Darth Avlectus
12-24-2011, 03:09 AM
Not much I'd think.

What would you do with a Spyder 3 blue laser?

Totenkopf
12-24-2011, 07:13 PM
Aim it at your new Malgus statue. :dev8:

What would you do with a pocket full of dynomite?

Alkonium
12-24-2011, 09:07 PM
Build a bridge over lava with it.

What would you do with combustible lemons?

Sabretooth
12-24-2011, 10:56 PM
Shove it in life's face. :D

What would you do with a Manchurian slave?

Darth Avlectus
01-01-2012, 09:47 PM
I think I'd just release it somewhere cuz I don't keep slaves. Maybe in Canada. Or perhaps Chinatown in 'Frisco CA. Of course if it wanted to learn American English and support itself and move in I'd gladly keep it as a roommate.

what would you do with a rat infestation and no professional exterminator willing to do the job?

purifier
01-02-2012, 04:03 PM
Try not to make the same mistakes Willard made in the 1971 movie of "Willard".





What would you do with only half of your brain, being the world's greatest genius, while the other half disappears and takes a long vaction?

Darth Avlectus
01-02-2012, 04:53 PM
I guess I'd HALF TWO wait it out. :smirk2:

What would you do with your own hang glider?