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90SK
01-16-2012, 06:29 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Cat_Sitting_On_Himself.jpg

Cats are like soul portals to the underworld, they often take on forms of large entities, I have seen cats sit like Jabba the Hutt, the Hindenburg docking on the Empire State Building, cats have stretched their paw like they are mimicking hailing Hitler, cats will sit with their paw on their groin or "harbl" like they are masturbating, cats sitting naturally of course which would be depicted by Egyptians, and the infamous "morph-ball" cats often assume in cold weather.

I would encourage upon making contact with the felis catus to engage in physical stroking of the animal, followed by a good rape.

Sabretooth
01-19-2012, 12:08 AM
http://www.newyorker.com/fiction/features/2011/09/05/110905fi_fiction_murakami

Darth Avlectus
01-19-2012, 03:21 AM
I like taking cats and putting my face deep into them, rubbing them all over me and giving them whisker burn, sniffing and huffing them, sleeping with them, and ultimately teasing them with the dog.

Sabretooth
01-20-2012, 06:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_-Jltwbles

90SK
01-21-2012, 04:16 AM
I mean, don't get me wrong, I love cats. I don't pull any punches when I show my affection. Once I stretched my female cat and surprised her. I think... I think that stayed with her somehow? Like it had scarred her... little cat mind, or something! The next few days, I saw her skulking and kind of, stretching out like a self conscious cat. still I enjoy eating their innocence haha yes :eyemouth:

90SK
01-22-2012, 12:39 AM
And then the other guy was like "dude, that is ****ed".

90SK
02-14-2012, 03:52 PM
Meals on wheels!

Darth Avlectus
02-29-2012, 12:14 AM
MVC2
http://th02.deviantart.net/fs23/PRE/f/2011/049/c/6/darkstalkers_felicia_figure_by_kilp007-d17yopn.jpg