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Spiffing Blue One
10-13-2000, 08:25 AM
Guybrush says the Gigantic Monkey Head and its ear are the second biggest head and ear he has seen. Does anyone know what the biggest is?

Spiffing Blue One By My Office - Stan

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Yikes!

Jonny Haggis
10-13-2000, 04:37 PM
I always thought that the "2nd biggest Monkey head" line was an adolescent boast about the size of his manhood? It may just be my crude (and often sick) sense of humour but I think Lucasarts adventures often have smutty humour hidden within them.
Looking back over what I've written this is probably the lamest explanation ever...... but can anyone 'cum' up with anything better?

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Jonny Haggis

Lechuck13
10-13-2000, 06:58 PM
It doesn't refer to anything (especially *****es). The wholejoke was that here he was standing next to this 30-foot high monkey head, and he said it was the SECOND-biggest he'd ever seen.



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"That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"
-Guybrush Threepwood

Spiffing Blue One
10-14-2000, 10:49 AM
ah right!
gotcha...

cheers

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Yikes!

Guybrush112
10-26-2000, 09:04 PM
errrr....ummm...yeah!

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"Mortal fool! Release me from this retched tomb! I will hide your keysin your upholstered furniture! And never more will you be able to find socks that match!"

Rufio
11-10-2000, 07:16 PM
im thinking he had seen king kong at one of those pirate theaters, that must be the biggest monkey head

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why buy her a diamond when SHE doesn't last forever, what a waste of 3 months salary!

OzzieMcConnell
11-14-2000, 10:19 PM
I agree with LeChuck13 the whole joke is the riduclesness of Guybrush standing next to this gigantic monkey head and claiming its only the 2nd biggest he's seen.

There is nothing dirty about it. No offense Jonny, but that was the stupidist call I've ever heard!

Rufio
11-14-2000, 10:45 PM
guybrush totally out uses that joke in EMI, he says "thats the second biggest ____ ive seen" like 10 times

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what a crappy idol!
-guybrush threepwood

Morello
11-22-2000, 10:35 AM
I agree.

It'll go down in MI lore, along with 'How appropriate, you fight like a cow'

Guybrush MarleyThreepwood
11-22-2000, 11:38 AM
Yet, (spoiler for EMI) if you look at the giant counch shell Guybrush will say that the shell is the biggest one he's ever seen.

Guybrush MarleyThreepwood
11-22-2000, 11:38 AM
Yet, (spoiler for EMI) if you look at the giant counch shell Guybrush will say that the shell is the biggest one he's ever seen.

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How do I get off this #&$*@'n island?!!

-Guybrush Threepwood

Morello
11-22-2000, 11:27 PM
Aw come on. That was a pretty big shell! http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

The monkey head isn't THAT big.

Morello
11-22-2000, 11:27 PM
Aw come on. That was a pretty big shell! http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif

The monkey head isn't THAT big.

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