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Heracio T. Marley
03-22-2001, 10:44 PM
Finally after a long wait of two weeks i have done it. i am three headed. 123 hurray. i win. http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif http://www.escapemi.com/forums/cool.gif

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Frenchyd
03-22-2001, 10:56 PM
ahh, zeroxcape, my friend compadre, long lost... cousin.. http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif

i suggest going: http://www.escapemi.com/forums/Forum3/HTML/001940.html

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Rufio
03-22-2001, 11:52 PM
we need to change the requirements for THM, i think a good 10000 posts would work, then i wouldnt hear somone bragging about it every other day http://www.escapemi.com/forums/mad.gif
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Natty
03-23-2001, 01:05 AM
so what happens to those who are already a 3headed monkey now but are only on like 300 odd posts? do they get to stay as a 3headed monkey or is that priverlage taken away from them?

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DiScO StU
03-23-2001, 01:21 AM
we need a new rank for 500posts or 1000posts because when you become a three headed monkey, whut else is there to live for???

Rufio
03-23-2001, 01:54 AM
if u already have the THMness then u keep it, everyone else has to earn go through the 10000 posts.

besides i was just joking. http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif

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MagnusB
03-23-2001, 12:45 PM
There used to be 30 posts for THM-ship didn`t there?

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Brighteyesmonkey
03-23-2001, 07:21 PM
Oh my god Heracio. Congratulations on the three headed monkey thing. But don't you ever breathe fresh air?!

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Blondbeard
03-23-2001, 08:23 PM
it used to be 50 for A THM

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Rufio
03-23-2001, 08:55 PM
actually it was 30 posts, like magnusB said, then zero changed it to 200.

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DiScO StU
03-23-2001, 10:22 PM
why did he change it??? i wanta be three heade monkey. i mean it`s been 8 whole days, i`m still a monkey

Taliesin
03-24-2001, 01:47 AM
Y'know, not to be mean Heracio, I'm not picking on you or anything, but I am sick of people becoming 3-Headed Monkeys when a lot of all they have written are double posts, or sig tests....and then they go and gloat about it!!!! I'm sorry Heracio, I'm in a bad mood....

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Kid
03-24-2001, 02:00 AM
Originally posted by DiScO StU:
why did he change it??? i wanta be three heade monkey. i mean it`s been 8 whole days, i`m still a monkey

8 whole days?????

It takes some people (who don't spam) months

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ZeroXcape
03-24-2001, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by DiScO StU:
we need a new rank for 500posts or 1000posts because when you become a three headed monkey, whut else is there to live for???

Well, at first, 200 was almost impossible to reach for some people http://www.escapemi.com/forums/wink.gif. Also, look at newfoundgloryboy. He was just a Three Headed Monkey like everyone else, but he was one of the best. That's why he is now a Devil Skull. Periodically, these forums will have new people asked to fill moderator positions.



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ZeroXcape
03-24-2001, 03:47 PM
I did a little research on the forums, and here is the current 500+ club:
<ul>
newfoundgloryboy [1263]
Grannen [1136]
brief [627]
The Feral Chicken [587]
Frenchyd [579]
MagnusB [527]
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MegaMonkey
03-25-2001, 04:32 PM
Why you people care about the statuses and how many posts you possibly have? This goes over this monkey's mind. Yes, surely does.

I got the status quite fast, 'tho, but I tend to avoid spamming. Nowadays, I don't have too much time to write; but I still visit this place every day. Somedays I'm too tired to write, but I lurk what is going around. For me, I don't care about my post-count. I know people here get their respects from quality, not the quantity, and I hope you judge me from the quality of my posts and not the quantity, as I would lack in it greatly.

I promise to start posting more here, as I tend to have more time now. I have other forums to visit as well, and that reduces the time spent here even more. But, as I now find this forum the most attractive, I will have time to post. But do I post here to get my post-count up? No. I post because it's fun and I like the company around here. That means, I like you.

On a side note: Congratulations Horacio http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif You got it pretty quickly, but that's ok if you didn't spam to get the status.

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MegaMonkey
03-25-2001, 04:32 PM
I apologize - a double post. This was due to some glitch in my connection. I hope this won't happen too often in the future!

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storken
03-25-2001, 05:03 PM
Well I know a certain MegaMonkey who were soooo happy getting two more heads.....

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Dr._Threepwood
03-25-2001, 11:17 PM
a name for the new rank could be Scumbar Member or Pirate, Metal Banjos, Hermen Headed Lechuck etc.

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Natty
03-25-2001, 11:44 PM
I remember when I got my extra heads, I was happy, and I admit I posted a message about me getting it too, I think more than anything for awhile it's like "Oh my god! I'm a 3headed monkey" but after awhile I thought "yeah big deal I don't care, I haven't changed, I'm still the same person but with 2more heads" I think it's more the thrill of being a three headed monkey http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif Maybe and no offence, but shouldn't we think back to what it was like when we became a three headed monkey and how happy we were before we start jumping down people's backs coz they're obviously happy? Although I agree, if half of those 200posts have being spent on sig tests and double posts and spamming, you may still be a 3headed monkey, but have you really earned that status?

That's just my thought anyway

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MagnusB
03-26-2001, 12:47 PM
Warning! Stupid comment coming up. Keep this post away from smart people.
You can say that you never talked about being a 3HM, but I don't really believe you, because when you're a newbie, you really wan't to become 3HM, because that provides a certain status, just because all the 3HMs seem to be so good friends, but it's not the rank that counts, it's the person. I'm not going to deny that I thought Dr._Threepwood was annoying in the beginning, but I don't think so anymore, because his thrill for getting more posts has subsided. And look at TunaMurray, he was a monkey for three months.
I just think that people need to get used to how things are around here, and so they will be accepted. My 10 Ýre.

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ZeroXcape
03-26-2001, 01:49 PM
MagnusB: I actually agree with that. By the time most people are 3HM's, they have been around enough that they know how the forum works.

Becoming a 3HM is something that usually comes as a surprise. That's what's great about it.



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MegaMonkey
03-26-2001, 03:42 PM
I am a changed Monkey. Like you've seen, I haven't posted as much ( I was in a crazy mood back then... got some bananas... and chilled out http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif ) - and I try to give the posts thought. Otherwise, they don't count. They're worthless.

I apologize if I did spam to get the status.

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MagnusB
03-26-2001, 06:38 PM
No, you didn't spam. I remember that day veeery well. It was my forth day at this board, and I was still of course a newbie.

Well. This was another day at this enormous board, I still hadn't searched through all the forums, and wasn't that devoted to it yet. I noticed it at once. A character who lived himself very much into his on-line role was posting the forums down the drain, but as I noticed, with meaningful messages.

This character was MegaMonkey, and later I learned that he was even my neighbour, and I
happen to know some fins already.

That day MegaMonkey posted nearly three times as many posts as I had managed in those four days, but this was only because he had been digging up some slightly old topics, and responded with non-spam_like messages. I was astounded by how he manage to uphold the quality, considering his quantity, and I was very impressed.

One-two weeks, or a little more, later he was a three headed monkey.

Sadly, MegaMonkey hasn't posted as much lately as I would have wanted him to, but I know that he has his reasons, school.
I've also noticed that brief doesn't post as much as he used to, and I haven't seen Dinghy Dog for a long time.

But I sure hope that you will all find time to vivit this board regularly, because we need big giant monkey heads, weird looking dogs well skilled in english, and people well educated in the art of computers on this board. Please don't leave!

This must be one of the longest posts I have ever posted btw., and I hope that you will put off some time to read it.

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MagnusB
03-26-2001, 06:41 PM
No, you didn't spam. I remember that day veeery well. It was my forth day at this board, and I was still of course a newbie.

Well. This was another day at this enormous board, I still hadn't searched through all the forums, and wasn't that devoted to it yet. I noticed it at once. A character who lived himself very much into his on-line role was posting the forums down the drain, but as I noticed, with meaningful messages.

This character was MegaMonkey, and later I learned that he was even my neighbour, and I
happen to know some fins already.

That day MegaMonkey posted nearly three times as many posts as I had managed in those four days, but this was only because he had been digging up some slightly old topics, and responded with non-spam_like messages. I was astounded by how he manage to uphold the quality, considering his quantity, and I was very impressed.

One-two weeks, or a little more, later he was a three headed monkey.

Sadly, MegaMonkey hasn't posted as much lately as I would have wanted him to, but I know that he has his reasons, school.
I've also noticed that brief doesn't post as much as he used to, and I haven't seen Dinghy Dog for a long time.

But I sure hope that you will all find time to vivit this board regularly, because we need big giant monkey heads, weird looking dogs well skilled in english, and people well educated in the art of computers on this board. Please don't leave!

This must be one of the longest posts I have ever posted btw., and I hope that you will put off some time to read it.

This might even be a double post, so this will take up a looot of space.

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MtBlanc
03-26-2001, 08:37 PM
It seems like becoming a three headed monkey is a contest to some people. To see how quick one can grow two extra heads. Sure it is fun to see the extra words under your name, and it does put you in a good group of people, but those who think three-headed monkeyness means respect on the board, think not. I won't respect you if all you do is post crap messages that are incomprehensible and just add to the already glaring lack of intelligence in many of these topics. I don't care how many heads you have, 3 or a thousand. The people who have the respect only have three heads because they've been around for awhile. In that time they've added to the forums with their insightful comments.

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Natty
03-26-2001, 08:58 PM
Awwwww I like happy stories, I admit I probably spammed a bit with sig tests- but if I had known there was the edit button I would have used that insetead http://www.escapemi.com/forums/rolleyes.gif Other than that I don't think I've spammed, coz I know how annoying it gets and how much it irritates me, I may make stupid comments sometimes, but I always try to keep messages short, but straight to the point without babbling on too much (which is hard, I love talking) and if I have spammed it wasn't intentional

BTW- a double post is counted as 2posts right? coz it's been sent twice, but what about if you edit a message? is that considered sending another message?

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Dr._Threepwood
03-27-2001, 05:50 PM
When any of you first became a THM where you happy? I knew I was, Frechy was, and TunaMurray. Other then that I haven't experienced Monkeys becomig THM

For now on when ever someone tells they're a THM I'm going to say look a Threeheaded Monkey.




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MegaMonkey
03-28-2001, 03:41 AM
That was a kind, long, thoughtful and very well written post, Magnus... You brought a tear into the MegaMonkey's eye.

Yes, you have already quessed my reason of not posting so much - school, study and hobbies - and this is going to ease on me in a while ( I hope ). But I don't want even to think about next autumn. It will be time of work and study - and playing piano.

Next autumn will be very important for this boxing monkey - as the Finnish Champion -boxing matches begin ( and I will sign in ), and I will have to play my 3/3 exam in Piano ( everyone who has ever played an instrument knows what I'm talking about here ), and study very much at school -as it will be the 9th grade, and very important to me if thinking about my future.

Then, I shall have either very small amount of time to be around internet, or then no time at all. But I shall keep you updated about me, still http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif whenever I get the opportunity.



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Wharf Rat
03-28-2001, 02:37 PM
Whats a three headed monkey?

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MegaMonkey
03-28-2001, 03:02 PM
Hey, Warf Rat - I see you're new here http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif

First of all, Welcome, and enjoy your stay in our ship of silliness and fun - and we're sailing to the Monkey Island. To finally discover the truth itself; to reveal the secret.

Three headed Monkey is a status - status made by the administrator of this site, the creator of this legendary forum, ZeroXcape ( the secret http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif ), and the status is automatically given to anyone crossing 200 posts.

Don't mind about it 'tho. Take your time. Don't do like most of the new members do: rush to become three headed. It isn't important - not at all.

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Wharf Rat
03-28-2001, 03:15 PM
Ok megamonkey

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MagnusB
03-28-2001, 03:26 PM
I am glad you like my story, for there was a lot of work behind it. I am currently talking to NiKo, my twin mind. http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif
For those who haven't heard the story, here it is.
I entered the chatroom, and said "Finally someone else here". About a second before Niko said: "Finally someone else is here".
Then I said: "Great minds think alike", and two seconds after Niko said "Wow, great minds do think alike, don't they?".
Then we said "So funny", and "Cool" the excact same second. Funny.
I was very happy when I became a 3HM. but the thrill dissapeared after a day or so.

Natty
03-28-2001, 10:13 PM
is NiKo back on the forum or something? Coz last night I was checking and I looked at the who's online thingie and there was a name -NiKo- who was on at the same time I was so I was just wondering if NiKo is back or something but keeping quiet?

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MagnusB
03-29-2001, 05:45 PM
What an amazing coincidence!
I was just asking NiKo: Are you -NiKo-?
It was like 5 seconds before I read this!
Anyway, NiKo is registered here, but he can't post. Not very much fun.

grannen
03-29-2001, 07:54 PM
NiKo, our Scandinavian friend is back but has changed his e-mail address here a little.

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Natty
03-29-2001, 09:27 PM
Awwww well he's here in spirit (sorta) so I guess that's something then- it's probably better than not even being able to register, he'll always watch over the forums from above http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif

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Rapp Scallion
03-30-2001, 09:03 AM
I have seen a post there it stands somethin like that monkeys are newbies.
I`m still monkey but thats because i haven`t posted that much messages.


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the_xxxxx
03-30-2001, 11:14 AM
Monkeys aren't newbies. Newbies are newbies. If you feel like you've been here a long time, you're no newbie.

Niwayz, just turned into 3HM yesterday, oh how empty my life is now all my goals are completed http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif Just kidding, but my posts seem to look more "grown-up" now. I mean when i was a monkey (a long long time ago http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif) and i looked at my own posts it looked like i was just some little punk triing to make it. But now, it looks like ... er ... i guess it still looks like i'm a little punk, but suddenly ... dammit i'm stuck ... err you know what i'm triing to say right ... ok i don't even know what i was trying to say so let me end by saying woohoo i'm a 3HM



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warpspeed_II
03-30-2001, 06:02 PM
wow, a new species, we must make contact!! "Greetings from the united federation of planets!"

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Thrik
03-31-2001, 10:39 PM
I've been here for quite a while and I'm still under 100 http://www.escapemi.com/forums/redface.gif

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Frenchyd
03-31-2001, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by Heracio T. Marley:
i win.


No I win, cuz i prettier http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif


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marcodepollo
03-31-2001, 10:48 PM
woopdy F*Ing doo
just joking but
by the time i turn into a three headed monkey i'll be as old as you horachio
so how's your memeory
do you still know how old you are??

Heracio T. Marley
04-01-2001, 03:43 PM
nope but i can still count to 5. 1 2 56 99 5 i did it.Frenchy i win because i can count to 5.

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AHHHHHHH I grew 2 more heads am I going crazy? please dont answer that.

murta
04-01-2001, 04:50 PM
I have 214 posts, so I would be a 3-Headed by now, but I don't care that I don't have many posts, I don't spend alot of time here, I admit, but it's a good community and most people know each other (sorta) and most get on. I don't bother spamming (there isn't much point because I'm a devil skull) and I've only done 2 sig tests because I EDITED the post (there's a tip for you guys, edit the bit at the bottom, then when it works, copy it over to your sig)

marcodepollo
04-01-2001, 04:50 PM
mr. chise: wow i'm surprised you can count that high

marcodepollo
04-01-2001, 10:11 PM
so what DOES come after a 3 headed mnokey
a four headed monkey
and then to
iot's brass it's a chunkey monkey
to what jo jo jr. or timmy the monkey
opr maybe even pongo
but soemone tell me
what comes after a three headed monkey???

MegaMonkey
04-02-2001, 04:17 AM
Marco, I'm afraid that nothing comes after Three Headed Monkey - if you're not honoured to become a Devil Skull, and then, if you're really GOOD, a secret - and that's the highest rank possible. We have two banana-gods to worship now - ZeroXcape and NFGB - and their bodyguard, Murta.

They will get 2 more bodyguard's ( or should I say 'Boardguard'? http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif ) in the near future - but don't mess with the best.

Ooops, I think my post became a speech instead of just simple advice - I hope you found the point from the massive pile of worthless words http://www.escapemi.com/forums/wink.gif

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Natty
04-02-2001, 05:05 AM
I only just did a sig test with mine coz I wanted bigger writing, but I wasn't sure if I had done the code thingo for it right or not, the bold worked, but the sizing didn't- oh well I'm not that fussed by it

And I've just noticed I cant even spell Australian properly, ooops

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marcodepollo
04-03-2001, 10:49 PM
i wanna demand more for a person's title. I wanna become the big mnokey head or mayber be timmy or pongo (dave's monkey)
or even people in the game
well i don't know just try some fubn ranking.
i mean it's boring
ohh wow i'm a three headed monkey
before i had 2 eyes now i have 6!!!!!!!
i mean c'mon
this is just parthetic
(i don't mean to put anyone down)
you know a ): is a smile upside down (:

Rapp Scallion
04-04-2001, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by MegaMonkey:
Marco, I'm afraid that nothing comes after Three Headed Monkey - if you're not honoured to become a Devil Skull, and then, if you're really GOOD, a secret - and that's the highest rank possible. We have two banana-gods to worship now - ZeroXcape and NFGB - and their bodyguard, Murta.

They will get 2 more bodyguard's ( or should I say 'Boardguard'? http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif ) in the near future - but don't mess with the best.

Ooops, I think my post became a speech instead of just simple advice - I hope you found the point from the massive pile of worthless words http://www.escapemi.com/forums/wink.gif



What about Brass monkey?


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brief
04-04-2001, 07:28 PM
That funky monkey!

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Dr._Threepwood
04-05-2001, 12:11 AM
God like Poster or Underground Monkey or Leechuck Hermen Head (my pic)

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Heracio T. Marley
04-06-2001, 11:22 PM
Hte treekies are back run for the hills

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AHHHHHHH I grew 2 more heads am I going crazy? please dont answer that.