"Boards not hit back!"

[ReAcToR]

It is like a finger,
pointing a way to the moon.
*SLAP*
Don't concentrate on the finger,
or you will miss all the heavenly glory.

You have offended my family,
and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.

[MadPoster]

/me quickly dials macadian ranch

"We got one here for ya!" into the phone

[acdcfanbill]

silly me, to suspect some rations thing in this thread....