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07-25-2001, 08:44 PM
as a mercenary!!!
:D :D :D

07-25-2001, 08:45 PM
and my first as a knight!
BOOYAH! did i scare anyone? heh
::tries on jedi cloak::
ooh, nice fit!
::builds lightsaber::
ooh, nice glow!
: :picks up jedi quality ho::
hello, cutie!

07-25-2001, 08:48 PM
do you realize you screwed up on your first postas a jedi knight?

I assume you mean
:: picks up jedi quality ho ::
instead of
: :picks up jedi quality ho::

07-25-2001, 08:49 PM
yes i do,
but its not my fault, i didnt put mr tounge in there...i forgot the : combined with p gives you that...
consider it *symbolism*
think about that!

07-25-2001, 08:50 PM
That must be the fastest Ive seen. This time yesterday you had 1 hundred and something and now youre a Jedi Knight!

Dont go using that force long post on anyone though. That's Kurgan's privelege....


07-25-2001, 08:50 PM
A Knight already..... Welcome

07-25-2001, 08:52 PM
yes, and to think, ive only been here less than a month!
heh, what can i say...yesterday i was refreshing the page every 5 minutes, today too...
sadly this rate of posting will not continue, i have a busy schedule coming up :D
id like to thank the academy...
my parents for giving birth to me...
and rhett, for losing to me so now he cant kill me!

Boba Rhett
07-25-2001, 09:03 PM
Congrats PretZ. I think that's a new record. That's like 110 post in a day! Rave hasn't even done that!

07-25-2001, 09:14 PM
i think around 12am, i will tally up all the posts ive made between today and yesterday...
it will be a mindblowing number, heh ;)

07-25-2001, 10:09 PM
congrats pretzel!

Boba Rhett
07-25-2001, 10:15 PM
Oops. I almost forgot to give you the special 250 post giftbasket. This one has cookies and a special membership badge in it. :)

BTW, I am actually making membership badges. :D

07-25-2001, 11:04 PM
with the tounge in there i thought you were licking up a ho.. huh, silly me...

07-25-2001, 11:13 PM
You know, maybe you can get Callista to be your ho.

*evil laugh*

07-25-2001, 11:15 PM
*shudders like sideshow bob getting hit by a rake* :D

07-25-2001, 11:20 PM
That episode was hilarious.

07-25-2001, 11:32 PM
That was quick... at the rate I post i'll be there in 240 days! :rolleyes:

07-26-2001, 05:59 AM
by all means use force long post. just dont use to much force spam post.

07-26-2001, 06:45 AM
Force spam post? LOL

07-26-2001, 05:12 PM
Don't use force spam post! Use force mass post.

07-26-2001, 06:03 PM
of course, matt
how do you think i got 250 posts in less than a month of membership?? :D :D
and futhermore, 120 (or so) in 2 days?

07-26-2001, 06:19 PM
Yea, when we get things to talk about round the forums loads of posts are made. But at the moment not that many posts are able to be made. But then, everyone spams to try and get to 250. Hopefully they'll slow down after that.

07-26-2001, 06:44 PM
I remember the day the forums opened I had like, 75. That was because we had a lot to talk about. Now we don't have as much and everything has slowed down. :(

07-26-2001, 08:20 PM
i wish i coulda been there on that day...
hmm...a lower member number, and i wouldve gotten to talk about so much more than we talk about right now...
oh well...maybe theyll release another screenshot soon :rolleyes:

07-27-2001, 02:28 AM
ya, maybe they will re-release a screenshot with more options, quicker install time, and tech support, though the shot may have more bugs, due to it being released too quickly, and, oh ya, they made it that way...

07-29-2001, 06:36 PM
hey, i just noticed that i have passed the mark... yaaaaa, anybody have some champaigne to shake up and squirt around...

07-29-2001, 07:07 PM
Yea, like 13 posts ago :rolleyes: . Actually, i didnt notice until i was on about 300 :mad:

07-29-2001, 08:21 PM
So what is after Jedi Knight?

07-29-2001, 08:29 PM
Jedi Knight

unless you're a mod, *cough* ;)


07-29-2001, 09:03 PM
*evil laugh*
<div style="position:relative;left:-70;top:-38;background-color:#555555;width:25;text-size:5px">Master</div>

[ July 29, 2001: Message edited by: matt-windu ]

07-29-2001, 09:45 PM
mat, what the hell do you keep doin to you rank, i noticed it has funny stuff pasted over it before... you, just trying to be humorous or what? :)

07-29-2001, 11:01 PM
Yeah. How does the "Master" look? I can always make it smaller. ;)
<div style="position:relative;left:-70;top:-55;background-color:#555555;width:25;">Master</div>

[ July 29, 2001: Message edited by: matt-windu ]

Ice Man
07-30-2001, 12:09 AM
Yo matt? Howdya do that? :confused:

07-30-2001, 12:22 AM
ive wondered that also...
ive seen it with him saying "landlord" before too ;)

07-30-2001, 01:05 AM
I will reveal my secret to no one.
<div style="background-color:#353535;color:#ffffff;position:relative;top:-38;left:-95;width:100">International
Man of

[ July 29, 2001: Message edited by: matt-windu ]

Krayt Tion
07-30-2001, 01:35 AM
wel they will probably turn it off now, but it was fun while it lasted ;)

07-30-2001, 02:08 AM
Im unbeatable!
<div style="background-color:#353535;color:#ffffff;position:relative;top:-38;left:-95;width:100">Unbeatable
<div style="background-color:#555555;color:#ffffff;position:relative;top:-183;left:-95;width:100">Beatable

[ July 29, 2001: Message edited by: matt-windu ]

07-30-2001, 07:33 AM
yay? :)

07-30-2001, 04:14 PM
They cant turn it off i dont think. Anyway, there is nothing after Jedi Knight, it would just cause spamming http://www.geocities.com/captainrave2001/spam.gif

07-30-2001, 09:14 PM
Spam Knight for those who make usless, pointless post that serve no purpose whatsoever.

07-31-2001, 01:15 AM
unbeatable? thats nothing, boris was invincible...

07-31-2001, 01:25 AM
How's this?
<div style="background-color:#555555;color:#ffffff;position:relative;top:-38;left:-94;width:100">Invincible</div>
<div style="background-color:#353535;color:#ffffff;position:relative;top:-365;left:-94;width:100">Easily Beaten
<div style="background-color:#353535;color:#ffffff;position:relative;top: 107;left:-94;width:100">Killer of Gonks

[ July 31, 2001: Message edited by: matt-windu ]

07-31-2001, 03:28 AM
id say cool, but i dont wanna lie and encourage you further :)

07-31-2001, 03:59 PM
Well, fastenating...

Ok, not really...

07-31-2001, 05:38 PM
I like Gonks the best. Who here would rather be a mercenary than a Jedi Knight?? Mercenary gets my vote :)

07-31-2001, 05:40 PM
definitely Jedi Knight...
mercenary isnt my style

07-31-2001, 06:08 PM
OK.....everyone must give a reason aswell. My reason is because when Kyle became a Jedi Knight he turned into a wimp...actually, so did Luke. Mercenary is more my style....anyone want a definition...here it is.....working merely for money or other reward, hired.....or a hired soldier in foreign service. Kyle was definatly that last one.....he was working for the empire, but was hired by the rebellion (the foreign service. Ok, that was pointless, but it was good fun http://www.geocities.com/captainrave2001/icon19.gif

[ July 31, 2001: Message edited by: CaptainRAVE ]

07-31-2001, 06:22 PM
i see...well, i like the idea of having a lightsaber and using the force...
why dont you have them step you back to mercenary then? as a request?

07-31-2001, 06:27 PM
I'd much rather be stepped forward http://www.geocities.com/captainrave2001/icon18.gif (if there is anything forward)

07-31-2001, 06:29 PM
of course, so would i...i hope our friends at jkii.net are watching as we make the 1000 posts comments ;)

07-31-2001, 06:34 PM
The site staff never seem to take on board any of the things we ask them to...of course we're telling them to do this http://www.geocities.com/captainrave2001/other5.gif .

08-01-2001, 10:29 PM
They never listen- except to decide who to Ban next (the deodorent, not to prevent them from posting here, mind you!).

But some how, the smell of span still pervades these forums, almost to the point of choking on the spam post smell.

Further more-

Uh, what was the topic? :D

Ice Man
08-02-2001, 12:52 AM
BTW, mat, I know your little secret now. I know how you put that little piece of text next to the names. Anybody else know :D?Shall I hold onto this little trick, mat?

08-02-2001, 12:53 AM
tell tell!

Ice Man
08-02-2001, 12:57 AM
Hehehe, well the trick lies in that we are allowed to use HTML code in these posts. On the later browsers (IE/Netscape v. 4 or higher) you can use CSS positioning.

<div style="position:relative;left:-70;top:-38;background-color:#555555;width:25;text-size:5px">Knower of Secret</div>

However we should not abuse this little trick. Otherwise the mods will disallow HTML code entirely. :( So be good! :D

Sorry, mat-windu, I couldn't resist. My apologies.

[ August 01, 2001: Message edited by: Ice Man ]

08-02-2001, 01:10 AM
well...thats an explanation...
but i dont understand it!

08-02-2001, 01:55 AM
&lt;div style="background-color:#555555;position:relative;left:-x;top-y"&gt;New rank&lt/div&gt;

x and y were constantly changed through edits and good old trial and error.

You read the damn source didn't you. :mad: :mad: :mad:


[ August 01, 2001: Message edited by: matt-windu ]

08-02-2001, 06:13 AM
Originally posted by MadPoster:
<STRONG>They never listen- except to decide who to Ban next (the deodorent, not to prevent them from posting here, mind you!).

i believe the deodorant you are referring to is known as 'woggle spray' :)

Ice Man
08-02-2001, 12:44 PM
Yeah, I read the source code. I proved my CSS suspicions correct. :)

08-02-2001, 01:37 PM
What's wrong you going away to some remote island with no modems? what do you mean last post? :(