View Full Version : favourite Star Wars Quotes?

08-02-2001, 12:42 AM
i was kickin back in class today and i was thinkin about the what my favourite star wars quote is:

Dark Helmet: There is something you should know. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Star: So what does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

hey its not exactly star wars but its close enough :p :rolleyes: :p

Ice Man
08-02-2001, 12:47 AM
Hmmm, how bout:


Han: How we doin'?
Luke: Same as always
Han: That bad, huh?

08-02-2001, 12:50 AM
"Dangerous to your starfleet commander, not to this battlestation." :D :D
"I find your lack of faith disturbing."
"E chu ta."
"If this is a consular ship than WHERE is the AMBASSADOR?!?"
"How you doin' Chewbacca?" :D
I like all these...

08-02-2001, 02:02 AM
A better thread is..."Star Wars Quotes made better by adding the word 'pants'"

My favs

"I felt a disturbance in the pants"
"Myself, the boy, two droids, and NO PANTS!"

08-02-2001, 02:15 AM

08-02-2001, 04:13 AM
damn you guys are goofs... :p

08-02-2001, 04:31 AM
Well, my favorite one is my signature. I also have another few favorites...

"Try not! Do... or do not. There is no try."

"And I thought they smelled bad, on the outside."

08-02-2001, 02:01 PM
how about i bent my wookie?

08-02-2001, 02:17 PM
"Spaceballs? Oh $h|t, there goes the planet"

"No disentigrations!"

"You break him you bought him!"

Boba Rhett
08-02-2001, 06:48 PM
I can't believe no ones said "May the force be with you" and

"You'll never find A more retched hive of scum and villainy

and now for my favorite pants lines. My family does this A LOT. :)

"General Veers prepare your pants for ground assault." -Vader

"I find your lack of pants disturbing." -Vader

"But I was going into Toche Station to pick up some pants!" -Luke

"pray I do not alter the pants any further." - Vader

"And don't let me catch you following me, begging for pants." -C3po

"She must have hidden the plans in here pants. Send an attachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." :D My Favorite - Vader

08-02-2001, 07:13 PM
"You will pay for your lack of pants!!!"-emperor

08-02-2001, 09:31 PM
"Hey, it's me." -Han Solo

"Nice Shot!" -Wedge Antilles

"Bantha Fodder"-Jabba the Hutt

"Never tell me the odds"-Han Solo

"Thank the maker!"-C-3PO

"You Rebel Scum"-Commando in RotJ

"Spaceballs the Flamethrower!"

My "pants" quotes

"Great pants, kid, that's one in a million"

"I've lost my pants, you're going to have to take this one"

"Look sir, pants!"

"Sandpeople always walk in single file, to hide their pants"

"At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi"

08-02-2001, 09:37 PM
"I cannot teach him...he has no pants."-yoda
"My pants will be the entrace fee."-qui-gon
"You better stop your friend's betting, before I end up owning his pants, too."-watto

08-02-2001, 09:55 PM
oh, i forgot this spaceballs one:

Dark Helmet: "Have you found anything yet?"
Trooper: "No"
Dark Helmet: "Have you?"
Wiseass Trooper: "We an't found $HIT!!"


Dark Helmet: "STOOOOPPPPP!"
Colonel Sanders: "Are you ok sir?"
D.H.: "Fine"
C.S.: "What should we do now?"
D.H.: "Well, are we stopped?"
C.S.: "Yes, Sir."
D.H.: "What do you say we take a five minute break?"
C.S.: "Fine, Sir."
D.H.: "Smoke 'em if you got 'em." *tips over*


Dark Helmet: "I knew it! I'm Surrounded by A$$HOLES!"

hmm, maybe its, im surrounded by pants...