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Feral
12-09-2001, 06:01 AM
Yes, you saw right. How about we offer titles to popular Christmas songs, but all Lucased up? Such as....

'When the red red robin goes Bob Bob Bobbin Threadbarin' along.', etc.

It shall be a source of much jollity, especially if no-one can think of any.

El Pollo Diablo
12-09-2001, 08:31 AM
Oh, the MOJO isss back and the news keps rollin',
Havin' a wonderful time postiing on Mojos new forums.

Gabez
12-09-2001, 08:51 AM
Er... what?

scabb
12-09-2001, 09:20 AM
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Guybrush ate a chimp
Sam & Max
Broke Manny's back
and Indys whip went limp

raVen_image
12-09-2001, 11:16 AM
Sung to "Deck the Halls"

Fill our cups and we are drinking
Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-la

Scumm Bar's pirates getting stinking
Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-la

Though our mugs are half corroded
Fa-la-la La-la-la Laa--la-la

Still, we Insult Swordfight, loaded
Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-laaaaa
--------------------------------------

See the new one, Guybrush Threepwood
Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-la

See him root-beer LeChuck--but good!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-la

He's our fav'rite newbie pirate
Fa-la-la La-la-la Laa--la-la

Make a sequel, we will buy it
Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-laaaaaa
---------------------------------------

(Hey, this is fun. I'm voting 5 stars for this thread-idea. Good job Feral!)

Here's another:

Sung to "Away in a Manger"

Away in a galaxy--long, long ago
Lil' Luke Skywalker--a Jedi, will grow
The Empire is strong now, and Vader is bad
Luke's gonna try and convert his big dad

Schmatz
12-09-2001, 12:03 PM
Sing to *Jingle Bells*

Floating on the sea,
In a one sail open ship,
All of the crew thinks,
Guybrush is a dip.

Ha, Ha, Ha,

The Jolly Roger flaps,
while Meathook naps,
what fun it is to ride this boat,
with a buncha gloats!

Oh,
Monkey Island
Monkey Island
LeChuck here we come!
Your ghost ship will be driftwood,
as soon as we are done!

Ra, Ra, Ra!

Written by Schmatz

sheaday6
12-09-2001, 12:38 PM
you guys are good at this

Lemon Head
12-09-2001, 04:39 PM
[william schatner] YES-a little...TOO...good[/William Schatner]

I was just about to come up with a set of 12th Day of Xmas ones, but i can't be buggered, anyone who comes up with the best version of it wins a prize

raVen_image
12-09-2001, 06:38 PM
I like prizes..

Here is a quick filmography:

On the twelveth day of Christmas, ole Georgie gave to me
"Phantom Menace" DVD
Radioland Murders
Tucker: the movie
More Indy sequels
Labyrinth and Willow
Rann: The Shadow Warrior
Raiders of the Lost Ark
T-H-X sound...
More Star Wars sequels
Star Wars: A New Hope
American Graffiti and
THX 1138

*shortened to last stanza to avoid annoyance**

...aaaah, this doesn't deserve a prize. I'm hoping someone can do better than this.

Lemon Head
12-09-2001, 06:42 PM
...aaaah, this doesn't deserve a prize
you're right, it doesnt

lol j/k my man, it was most good, just a little rythmically challenged, better luck next time

Schmatz
12-09-2001, 06:50 PM
1st Day: A set of Horse Dentures in a Glass Cup
2nd Day: A pair of seagulls
3rd Day: A three-headed monkey
4th Day: 4 bunches of sasquatch hair
5th Day: 5 BA-NA-NAS
6th Day: 6 Demolition Cars
7th Day: 7 Bottles of Root Beer
8th Day: 8 Little Golden Beads
9th Day: 9 Golf Alligators
10th Day: 9 Corley Motercycles
11th Day: 11 Life crystals
12TH DAY: 12 GHOST PIRATES!!!!


Took me a while, whew :sweat:

Lemon Head
12-09-2001, 07:04 PM
you people are coming up with some good stuff but you're missing out a vital part of the song, the last 6 items are doing something which,to be a conteder, you should emulate, for instance "8 monkeys mating"

for those of you know dont know what the original lyrics are...:

1 Partridge in a Pear Tree
2 Turtle Doves
3 French Hens
4 Calling Birds
5 Golden Rings
6 Geese A-laying
7 Swans A-swimming
8 Maids A-milking
9 Ladies Dancing
10 Lords A-leaping
11 Pipers Piping
12 Drummers Drumming

Schmatz
12-09-2001, 07:30 PM
Fine I'll try it. GImme some time. I'm gonna use some of the same ones though.

Schmatz
12-09-2001, 07:46 PM
1st Day: A set of Horse Dentures in a Glass Cup
2nd Day: A pair of seagulls
3rd Day: 3-headed monkey
4th Day: 4 Life crystals
5th Day: 5 MO-TOR-CYCLES
6th Day: 6 Trams A-Rollin'
7th Day: 7 Demolition Cars A-Smashing
8th Day: 8 Pirates A-insulting
9th Day: 9 Weasals getting Headaches
10th Day: 10 Lost Souls A-Plannin'
11th Day: 11 Nazis A-Patrolling
12TH DAY: 12 Sasquatches PARTYING


There, I guess. Here are the Adventure games I used:
1: Day of the Tentacle
2:Loom
3:Secret of Monkey Island
4:Dig
5:Full Throttle
6:Dig again
7:Full Throttle again
8:Secret of Monkey Island, Curse of Monkey Island, Escape from Monkey Island (If you wanna call it insulting!)
9:Sam and Max
10:Grim Fandango
11:Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade OR Fate of Atlantis (Both)
12: Sam and Max again

If I forgot any games, please tell me. I'll try to add them in, since I have a lot of doubles.

Schmatz
12-09-2001, 08:48 PM
Look what it did to the Dig. All the :D things are reall semi-colons, and a D. Sorry about that :p

Lemon Head
12-10-2001, 04:19 AM
all very well except that weasels should be replaced with moles - and you call yourself an adventure gamer, faugh!!

hehe j/k it was highly good

KungPaoJake
12-10-2001, 12:56 PM
i don't think it was weasels or moles...i thought it was whack-a-rat

right?

-jake

Lemon Head
12-10-2001, 12:59 PM
eek, i fear you are right, whack-a-mole is the original game but whack-a-rat is the sam-n-max one

one point up to Kung, hehe curse you! :)

scabb
12-10-2001, 02:27 PM
When Indy Got Stuck Up The Chimney
When Indy got stuck up the chimney, he began to shouy
You little sh*ts'll taste my whip, If you dont get me out!
There's a smudge on my shirt! My hats covered in dirt!
The HOLY GRAIL is black!
When Indy got stuck up the chimney, the Nazis got him back!

Ozzie Mandril's Coming To Town
You better get sharp
You better grow smart
You better not fight, Unless your brain aint right
Ozzie Mandril's Coming To Town

Hes wielding a blade
And a head full of wit
His insults are strange
And you'll prob'ly submit
Ozzie Mandril's Coming To Town

He wants the caribbean
He owns a large percent
He owns enough, but still wants more
And he's not quite willing to rent

OH...

Trapezoid
12-10-2001, 03:01 PM
Rockin' Around the Kumquat Tree!

Prinity
12-10-2001, 03:14 PM
Silent night
Stars so bright
Just met my true love tonight
She's the governer of Melee
But she's been kidnapped and stolen away
A rescue mission I'll lead
Map, ship, and crew's what I need.

Schmatz
12-10-2001, 05:39 PM
Cool. I really like Scabb's Indy one ;)

Schmatz
12-10-2001, 05:40 PM
I press reply to early every time....


Rat Schmat (almost my name)
Mole Schmole
Weasel Schmeasel

Change it if you want, as long as I am the WEENner !!!!!

Deepthought2k
12-11-2001, 01:43 PM
'Have yourself a Merry Lucas Christmas'

Weave away the scarey Lord of Chaos,
Let the swans take flight...
From now on,
Young Bobbin will make all things right....

Have yourself a hairy little Sasquatch,
Make the freak-show pay...
From now on,
All big-foots will come out to play....

Here we are in the land of the dead,
We will band with Salvador...
Faithful Demons that help our plight,
Gather near to us once more....

Through the years Guybrush has been on our screens,
If Elaine allows...
Hang a rubber chick upon the highest bough.
And have yourself a merry Lucas Christmas now.

Sopabuena
12-11-2001, 05:32 PM
bla bla bla
someone ate a chair
Lucasarts!! yeah

(poo)

MrManager
12-11-2001, 05:32 PM
Not LEC related, but one for all South Park fans none the less:

Mr. Garrison: Ok children. Since Eric Cartman can't seem to remember the words to O Holy Night, I'm going to give one of you children this cattle prod, and if Eric forgets any words, just shock him a little. Ok. Here you go Kyle you take it.

Kyle: Sweet!

Mr. Garrison: Ok Eric whenever you're ready.

Cartman: And...Oh Holy Night, <BBBBZZZZZ> Ow! What was that for? I didn't screw up!

Mr. Garrison: No Kyle, you can't shock him unless he forgets the words.

Cartman: And...Oh Holy Night, the stars are brightly shining, is easy as the next, of our dear saviour to be. O Holy Night, nenanenenahaa <BBBZZZZZ> shining, the blizzards enough, with the Christmas Trees and pie. <BBBBZZZZZ>

Mr. Garrison: Those aren't the words Eric!

Cartman: This Jesus was born, and so we give p--resents. <BBBBZZZZZ> andaerrr <BBBBZZZZZ> deeaddaa <BBBBZZZZZ> say degrees. OK...FALL, ON YOUR KNEES, and hear, the angels v--oice, <BBBBZZZZZ> ohhhhh neeeeeeeeeeeeeeee give in.

Mr. Garrison: Very Nice Eric.

Cartman: oooohhhhhhhhhh nnight, ohhh night devin. Oh see, I remembered that whole chorus, didn't even have to...

Mr. Garrison: Missed it!

oooohhhh neeeee, <BBBBZZZZZ> Divvvviinnnneeee, oh neeeeeeeee, oh nightly <BBBBZZZZZ> <BBBBZZZZZ> HAHHHAHAHAH <BBBBZZZZZ> <BBBBZZZZZ> HAHAHHAHA.

Mr. Garrison: OK Eric, now we're going to do the French words!

Cartman: WHAT!?

Schmatz
12-11-2001, 10:46 PM
:eyeraise: Yeah.... uh huh...

Yoha
12-12-2001, 12:48 AM
Silver (Monkey) Head

Melee Harbor
Busy Harbor
Dressed in piratical style,
In the air there's a stench of grogged pirates.

Meathook painting,
Elaine campaining,
Meeting growl after growl,
As they search for the insult's last piece.

Silver head,
Silver head,
where could we find this strange monkey?
Silver head,
Silver head,
Soon we will rule all of Melee!

Voodoo lady
tried to save me
But i was a dense bum,
and ignored all her warnings 'bout danger.

See Elaine glare,
Watch Mandrill stare,
It's dePollo's big dive,
but despite all this madness, I've found....

Silver head,
Silver head,
I'm smart, I found the strange monkey.
Silver head,
Silver head,
Soon I'll send LeChuck back to heck!

Ok, so the last line doesn't rhyme. sue me. :-p

raVen_image
12-12-2001, 01:04 AM
I don't have another song--I tapped my creative juices earlier in this thread, but I have to say this:
This is one of the 10 best threads of all the LucasForums! I am so entertained...great job to all, and to feral for starting it. I wish that I could vote again... it trully deserves 5 stars

Swordmaster
12-12-2001, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by remio
Not LEC related, but one for all South Park fans none the less:


Far more hilarious when you actually hear the song. :D

MrManager
12-12-2001, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Swordmaster


Far more hilarious when you actually hear the song. :D

Very true, I'm sitting here laughing my ass off at work. :) Nobody says 'pie' quite like Cartman.

scabb
12-12-2001, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by remio
Not LEC related, but one for all South Park fans none the less

:)

Dont forget Mr Garrions "Merry ****ing Christmas"

Hey there Mr Muslim!
Merry ****ing Christmas
Put Down that book the Koran
And here's some holiday wishes
In case you haven't noticed
It's jesus's birthday
So get off your heaving muslim ass
And ****ing celebrate

Schmatz
12-12-2001, 03:43 PM
heh heh word

Ben Whatsisname
12-12-2001, 10:09 PM
After so many years doing Kickstand Karaoke, I have finally found a contest I am good at! :) (I hope...)

To start off, let's see the twelve days that I wrote when EMI was released, but didn't post on the web. Don't worry, I will try to mention other games besides Full Throttle.

*ahem*

The 12 Days of Christmas (As sung on Melee Island)
By Ben_Whatsisname (From the "Kickstand Karaoke Goes Ape!" Collection)

On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
An undead pirate who wants to kill me

[...snipped for space...]

On the twelth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve sushi boats a-sailing
Eleven sticks of walking
Ten dead Aussie critters
Nine attempts at diving
Eight prostetic organs (eww)
Seven weeds of whacking
Six tourists wandering
Five monkeys fighting!
Four wedding presents
Three hearty crewmates
Two drunken parrots
And an undead pirate who wants to kill me

JBRAA
12-12-2001, 10:45 PM
Roads at night, kills at night!
I am tough, rottwheelers arn't bright.
Round yon Maureen, Father and child.
Burn rubber so tender and mild,
Crach in heavenly peace,
Crach in heavenly peace.

Roads at night, kills at night!
Cavefish quake at the sight.
Glories stream from The Kickstand afar
Heavenly hosting at mojo bar,
Ben the bad is born!
Ben the bad is born.

Heh-heh

Ben Whatsisname
12-12-2001, 11:01 PM
So many songs, so little time...

Hark the Mojo Monkeys sing...
"Server's down, let's fix this thing..."
Mojo fans anxiously waitin'
For DNS service to be co-op-o-rate-in'
With a big collective prayer,
"Let's get the hosted sites back on there"
Hark the Mojo Monkeys sing...
"Server's down, let's fix this thing..."

Hark the Mojo Monkeys cry...
"Why did Dozer hafta die?"
"Why did telefragged and those ads
have to kick Mojo in the nads?"
The only thing that will bring Chrismas cheer
Is to have Mojo fully up before New Years!
Hark the Mojo Monkeys cry...
"Why did Dozer hafta die?"

Ben Whatsisname
12-12-2001, 11:07 PM
Aaaaaaannnnnnnnddddd.....

Guybrush, the mighty pirate...
Had a very sharpened wit...
Yet when he tried to use it...
He would usually just get whipped.
All of the other pirates...
Used to laugh at his name...
They never let poor Guybrush...
Compete in any pirate games...
Then one darkened Carribian night,
Guybrush passed three trials...
With his rapier-like-mind...
New insults he soon would find...
Then all the pirates feared him... (well, not really)
And you could hear them all scowl...
"Guybrush? A mighty pirate?
Arrr... He still fights like a cow!"

*bowing*

Ben Whatsisname
12-13-2001, 12:04 AM
Deck the bars with smelly bikers...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
Drive real fast, beat up hitchhikers....
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
With a thunderous screech of tires...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
Watch 'em drink till they get tired...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la

See the Polecats hanging ou-out...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
See the Vultures full of clout...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
See the Rottwheelers full of rage...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
See the cavefish wrapped in Band-aids...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la

See the Corley CEO now...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
See Ripbuger make him go "OW!"
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
See his grown-up baby daughter...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
See the Polecats get blamed for slaughter...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la

Ben awakens in a dumpster...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
Hits the asphalt, gets some road-burn...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
Steals anything that's not nailed down...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
Touches the tower, leave the town...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la

To say much more would be a shame...
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la
I guess you'll just have to play the game....
Fal-la-la-la-la la la la la!

Yoha
12-13-2001, 02:22 AM
:rolleyes:

wow.... you are really good!

Lemon Head
12-13-2001, 07:57 AM
Originally posted by Yoha
:rolleyes:

wow.... you are really good!
and really bored - good work though :)

Yoha
12-13-2001, 08:34 PM
It's not boredom, the boy is talented :-D

lol...

Schmatz
12-13-2001, 09:34 PM
Ben, you should record yourself singing them and sell the CD. You could be rich (depending on your voice!)! I know I'd buy one ;)

Ben Whatsisname
12-13-2001, 10:26 PM
Those who can - do.

Those who can't - post to forums.

My singing voice only entertains 1-year olds at the moment, but thanks for the complements. :)

Ben Whatsisname
12-13-2001, 10:46 PM
Carol of the Drunken Pirates

Arrg buy more grog,
hair of the dog,
drink it real fast,
it eats through the glass

Guybrush is here,
can't buy no beer,
too young to drink,
his ship is pink,

Mix meds with grog,
dead as a log,
bury him quick,
Goodsoup family crypt,

Pirates rejoice
sing in bad voice
bust up the room,
talk about Loom,

Drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken Christmas,
Drunken, drunken, drunken, drunken Christmas,
Trade yer peg leg,
for another drink from the keg,
God bless that tasty green swill
Dong Ding dong ding, dong Bong

It's not boredom - it's just a sick habit. LOL Visit the Kickstand after the hosted sites come back online. This isn't the worst I can get.

Ben Whatsisname
12-13-2001, 11:39 PM
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
(The Land of the Dead Follow-up)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve.
She walked into Senor Calavara's office,
And Manny breathed a sigh of releif.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And they'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
And she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When Manny found her Christmas mornin',
Just a few hours after death.
She had become a naked skeleton,
But still had eggnog upon her breath.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve.
She walked into Senor Calavara's office,
And Manny breathed a sigh of releif.

Manny checked the computer in desperation,
He was sure she could be on the 'Nine'.
But her records showed him something different,
Seems Grandma had done some time.

Manny questioned the poor Grandma.
Seems that she wasn't as sweet as she appeared.
She boasted proudly to the Reaper:
"I know 100 ways to cook reindeer."

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve.
She walked into Senor Calavara's office,
And Manny breathed a sigh of releif.

Mannys heart sank to the floor now
As he reached under the desk.
"It's got a handle in the compass...",
Kicked her out into the street and got depressed.

"Santa, could you send a saint please?
I want to get out of the DoD.
I'll be a good Reaper all year till Christmas,
Just pick someone off of your 'nice list', if you please.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Now she's on her four year journey.
You can say there's no such thing as Christmas karma,
But as for 'el oma diablos', she believes.

*waits for clapping or the clatter of change in his cup*

El Pollo Diablo
12-14-2001, 05:29 AM
Originally posted by Schmatz
Ben, you should record yourself singing them and sell the CD. You could be rich (depending on your voice!)! I know I'd buy one ;)


Then Ben would get a letter from Lucas legal saying that he is making a profit from Copyrighted Material.

Ben Whatsisname
12-14-2001, 04:20 PM
I could also be snapped up for aural terrorism. :( Not good. For you Robotech fans, my voice is the evil equivilant of the Minmei attack.

scabb
12-14-2001, 06:31 PM
Have yourself a merry little christmas
Let your grog be drunk
From now on, you're gonna be a heart-throb hunk
You have just defeated the ghost pirate
Now your pocket's full
Find Big Whoop then meet up with a talking skull
Marry Once, and hopefully forever
Use your skill and wits
Soon that scurvy Demon'll be blown to bits
Slash yourself an ugly little pirate
Use your insults well
You can win, whereas all this guy can do is smell
On the tree-top, add a doll of voodoo
Let it do no wrong
Hope your tales of piracy shall live quiet long
And sing yourself, a merry little christmas song

Schmatz
12-14-2001, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by El Pollo Diablo



Then Ben would get a letter from Lucas legal saying that he is making a profit from Copyrighted Material.

Most unfortunately, this is true... they are always out to destroy 'fan games' no matter wtf it is. Everything is THEIRS THEIRS THEIRS. The fan art I made was probably illegal too. Oh well.

Trapezoid
12-14-2001, 07:47 PM
Uh, they closed like, two fan games before EMI was released and suddenly they're corporate slaveowners? Legally speaking, they should be shutting down a LOT more copyright infringements than they have already.
If they were ever to sew someone for real copyright infrigement, the suit could get tossed because they didn't protect their copyrights earlier.

Ben Whatsisname
12-14-2001, 09:39 PM
My Favorite Things

Red paint on mummies,
And rootbeer on zombies,
Musical monkeys,
And brown fur on Yetis,
Skeletal reapers,
Cursed diamond rings,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

Long-winded salesmen,
And sadistic nurses,
Microwaved hamsters,
An' pirates singing in verses,
A life-crystal crazed German who tries to grow wings,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

Enchanted figureheads,
A young man named Bobbin,
Weird aliens in disguises who try to,
scramble my noggin,
A girl named Laverne who constantly screams,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

When the skull talks,
When Conroy sings,
When LEC sold Sam and Max,
I simply reinstall my favorite games,
And then I don't feel like crap. . .

Mummies....hmmm zombies...
Monkeys.......Yetis....
La dee da, la dee da,
La dee da, da,
These are a few of my favorite things . . .

When the skull talks,
When Conroy sings,
When LEC sold Sam and Max,
I simply reinstall my favorite games,
And then I can finally relax. . .

And then I don't feel like crap. . .

*I somehow can't get over the feeling that it's stuff like this that's gonna be the deciding point in the decision of my going to heaven or hell*

scabb
12-15-2001, 11:27 AM
Walking In A Winter Wonderland

Slayed folk wail, are you shaking
Pirate tales, are in the making
Grab A Ship and a crew, theyres nothing much else to do
Plundering with Mr L Legrande...

Someone's dead, alert the reapers
Send a message, to their beepers
And Don't ask me why, dont tell the Calavera Guy
Bringing the deceased into our land...

In the meadow we can ride a "Corley"
We can race those wierd freelance police
And if perhaps a few of us ride poorly
We can always smear their tyres with some grease

Later On, we'll conspire
Plotting dreams, by the fire
A tentacles needs
High Ambitions and greed
Ruling this entire earthly land

DeadEyeDave
12-18-2001, 12:59 PM
Yeah!

dark spirit
12-18-2001, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by Ben Whatsisname
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
(The Land of the Dead Follow-up)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve.
She walked into Senor Calavara's office,
And Manny breathed a sigh of releif.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And they'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
And she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When Manny found her Christmas mornin',
Just a few hours after death.
She had become a naked skeleton,
But still had eggnog upon her breath.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve.
She walked into Senor Calavara's office,
And Manny breathed a sigh of releif.

Manny checked the computer in desperation,
He was sure she could be on the 'Nine'.
But her records showed him something different,
Seems Grandma had done some time.

Manny questioned the poor Grandma.
Seems that she wasn't as sweet as she appeared.
She boasted proudly to the Reaper:
"I know 100 ways to cook reindeer."

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from her kid's house Christmas eve.
She walked into Senor Calavara's office,
And Manny breathed a sigh of releif.

Mannys heart sank to the floor now
As he reached under the desk.
"It's got a handle in the compass...",
Kicked her out into the street and got depressed.

"Santa, could you send a saint please?
I want to get out of the DoD.
I'll be a good Reaper all year till Christmas,
Just pick someone off of your 'nice list', if you please.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Now she's on her four year journey.
You can say there's no such thing as Christmas karma,
But as for 'el oma diablos', she believes.

*waits for clapping or the clatter of change in his cup*



I saw that grandma got run over by a reindeer the other weekend on cartoon network it was pretty appaling

mumpizz
12-18-2001, 02:54 PM
I'll try, although most of my english is from www.babylon.com and it's not really a christmas-song ;)


What shall we do with the drunken pirate
What shall we do with the drunken pirate
What shall we do with the drunken pirate
here on monkey island

fight against him until he's beaten
fight against him until he's beaten
fight against him until he's beaten
here on monkey island

scare his rat until he's yelling
scare his rat until he's yelling
scare his rat until he's yelling
here on monkey island

whey hey grog gets boozing
whey hey grog makes dozeing
whey hey grog is burning
here on monkey island

cut his wooden leg with a saw
cut his wooden leg with a saw
cut his wooden leg with a saw
here on monkey island

tell him where big whoop is buried
tell him where big whoop is buried
tell him where big whoop is buried
here on monkey island

whey hey grog gets boozing
whey hey grog makes dozeing
whey hey grog is burning
here on monkey island


you may improve/correct/continue this

Schmatz
12-18-2001, 05:04 PM
Pretty cool!

scabb
12-20-2001, 04:32 PM
Christmas Songs! ROCKS!
MOJO POWER!

While Sheperds Watched their flocks by night

While Pirates, drank their grog by night
They jolted in dismay
A tentacle had wandered in
And used his shrinking ray

The pirates, shaking in their boots
Ran quickest that they could
The tentacle just flattened them
With screams and stains of blood

The Pirate Ghost then walked aboard
He shook old purple's hand
Then Manny, Came to pick them up
And take them to his land

The evil two did rule the world
Until one joy-ous day
The heroes joined together
And took theyre crowns away

They travelled on Bens Motorbike
Their weapon: Indy's whip
But every team has minor flaws
Like Mr Threepwoods Wit

Old Bobbin came in hooded wear
And played a merry tune
Lechuck was chased by Sam & Max
(Although he'll be back soon)

Then Ber-nad grabbed the shrinking ray
Whilst Brink applied the rope
The tentacle was all tied up
Now evil has no hope

Schmatz
12-20-2001, 07:09 PM
Ok... some of you guys are getting REALLY into this... creeping me out a bit... :D

dark spirit
12-21-2001, 02:33 PM
crashing accross the waves on a big fat pirate ship
then a big fat stupid wave busts open your lip
oh jingle skulls
jingle skulls
voodoo all the way
oh what fun it is to ride on the open rolling waves

thank you, thank you, I'm here 'til monday!