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Setion
12-09-2001, 10:16 PM
Hello all.

P.S. :amidala: scares the @#$% out of me. Just like teletubbys. Right before I take out my uzi and start mowing the suckers down. Yea - they tried to arrest me, but I ran away screaming like a 7 year old girl, then moved to Cuba under the assumed name Fidel Castro. And you all know how that turned out...

Metallus
12-09-2001, 10:21 PM
Word up, Sam. Tell Jester to get back here.

:band: :band: :amidala: :amidala: :guard: :guard:

Schmatz
12-09-2001, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by Metallus

:band: :band: :amidala: :amidala: :guard: :guard:

Hey, isn't that the pic from the newspaper of all the terrorists in the planes?

Metallus
12-09-2001, 10:28 PM
I sincerely doubt that there's a Mohammed Atta emoticon, or that there will be in the near future.

Schmatz
12-09-2001, 10:40 PM
It was a joke, duh. Besides, they ARE scary, like the terrorists.

The Dogfuchow
12-09-2001, 11:24 PM
hello, Sam.

Jester
12-10-2001, 12:17 AM
Alright, who let him out of his cage? Allo Sam.

Schmatz
12-10-2001, 12:18 AM
Does this one need the tazer? *Hits the Tazer on his hand like a basball bat* :evil1:

Jester
12-10-2001, 12:54 AM
No no.

Bring out zie cattle prod.

Metallus
12-10-2001, 01:39 AM
Damn, that's not one of my administrative options in this menu thingie.

SyntheticGerbil
12-10-2001, 06:34 PM
I want a cheese icon. A little slight green on the left maybe. It would be pyramidal shape lying of one of it's vertical sides. Large holes from the air bubbles with subtle ones sprinkled around them. More of an orange shade rather than a yellow... to show it's boldness. Maybe then put a couple of chips off the corner to show miscellaneous wear and tear.

And then a mouse would sodomize the whole thing.

The Dogfuchow
12-10-2001, 06:58 PM
pitchfork!

Jake
12-10-2001, 06:58 PM
Draw it yourself, mister draw-er!!

The Dogfuchow
12-10-2001, 07:02 PM
now that ain't nice...

Schmatz
12-10-2001, 07:09 PM
I'm sure DLG could whip it up really fast, but I'm not saying he will... :D

SyntheticGerbil
12-11-2001, 05:10 PM
DLG can go eat a cock.

Schmatz
12-11-2001, 06:09 PM
*cough*Kill yourself *cough*Ass*cough*

The Dogfuchow
12-11-2001, 06:17 PM
elephant PENIS.

SyntheticGerbil
12-11-2001, 06:30 PM
Well, you know, he has the option to eat a cock if he should ever need to.

iisaac
12-11-2001, 06:52 PM
This forum now rated "R", for "Retarded".

Jester
12-11-2001, 08:13 PM
Look what ye did, sam.

Setion
12-11-2001, 10:08 PM
I made everyone show their stupid side?

It must be my...er...smartness that brings that out in people. Yea... that's the ticket...

P.S. All people who say ELEPHANT PENIS from now on will be automatically have their homepage set as Goatce.cx.
P.P.S. Even though I do not have this power, Karma will assist me.
P.P.P.S People who say "my Karma ran over your Dogma" will be forced to have their Active X enabled and then have their browser opened to a cjb insti-virus installer.
P.P.P.P.S Once again, Karma.

sheaday6
12-11-2001, 10:47 PM
My karma ran over your dogma:eek:
harharhar
:atat: <----karma
:chewie: <----dogma

Setion
12-12-2001, 07:14 PM
<wills Sheaday6's browser to goatce.cx>!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUFFER!!!

EvilleApplePie
12-15-2001, 02:36 AM
@_@ I love you people...you're so insane...

Redwing
12-15-2001, 03:41 AM
Careful, I hear they kill newbies. Especially RS'ers. :smirk2:

Setion
12-15-2001, 03:54 AM
But we were hungry!

sheaday6
12-15-2001, 12:04 PM
we only eat the fat ones:evil6:

SyntheticGerbil
12-17-2001, 02:41 PM
I might rate every post a zero soon... seems like a good idea.

Jake
12-17-2001, 03:10 PM
The lowest you can go is 1!

SyntheticGerbil
12-17-2001, 03:50 PM
No comment.

EvilleApplePie
12-17-2001, 06:52 PM
LOL! If you eat the fat ones...it's high time I was served for dinner :p

Setion
12-17-2001, 06:59 PM
*sharpens his knife*

EvilleApplePie
12-17-2001, 10:45 PM
*marinates herself while she waits*

Jake
12-17-2001, 11:01 PM
Girl?

Speaking of girls, anyone seen Renata in the last 6 months?

Jester
12-17-2001, 11:04 PM
Or Anastasia? I thought met's charm would have kept them around...

SyntheticGerbil
12-18-2001, 05:25 PM
Renata is on the mailing list talking about Broadway plays that I could care less about... indeed...

Anastasia is long gone. I remember she had sent me something about condoms in the E-mail and told her it was damn funny, so she apologized for sending it to a youngin' and whatnot. It was odd.