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The Adventurer
12-10-2001, 09:47 AM
I'd love to moderate the Fan-Fiction board if you make it or any bourd that may be under staffed. Its a dream of mine to be a moderator. So are you looking for mods? Because I'm your man!

Lemon Head
12-10-2001, 10:04 AM
you can become a mod for the board of your choice through one of the following pathways

a) bribery
b) blackmail
c) all of the above

Sarah
12-11-2001, 04:40 PM
Don't forget d) sex.

I know it probably rarely applies, but I have to say it.

raVen_image
12-11-2001, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by Sarah
Don't forget d) sex.

I know it probably rarely applies, but I have to say it.
I think this is covered.

If you are offering sex, it's A) Bribery

If you have incriminating pictures, it's B) Blackmail

By the way, certain photographs have fallen into my possesion concerning an administrator and a...well, let's just say that if you make me a mod, I'll photoshop the goat out of them. :p

Schmatz
12-11-2001, 10:50 PM
A goat??? Oh, then's it's gotta be- WELL! LOOK AT THE TIME GOTTAGOBYE

Lemon Head
12-12-2001, 11:56 AM
i thought it was a sheep

Schmatz
12-12-2001, 03:25 PM
Oh yeah... uh... I knew that- OH WAIT NO I DIDN'T SHOOT! Uhmm...seeyabye!

Lemon Head
12-12-2001, 04:03 PM
You are SO busted

ED
12-12-2001, 04:46 PM
Ok lets test this theory.

As I have your email address make me amod or I'll send this little virus I have in my posetion. J/K

Haxaty
12-15-2001, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by ED
As I have your email address make me amod or I'll send this little virus I have in my posetion. J/K

I have virii and I can probably hack this server...
(it's a good thing that you guys can't see my face right now, being capable of doing something and actually doing it is too differs too much)

raVen_image
12-15-2001, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by Haxaty

I have virii and I can probably hack this server...
(it's a good thing that you guys can't see my face right now, being capable of doing something and actually doing it is too differs too much)
Oh, a tough guy, huh? :)

Better watch all this virus/hacker stuff. Homeland Security(A.K.A. Bush's new Nazi-Order) has declared hacking, ANY HACKING, to be a terrorist act. :D

Haggis
12-16-2001, 03:02 PM
But Haxaty is under another jurisdiction. :D

Everything is allowed in Holland!!!! (e.g. euthanasia, abortion, prostitution, hard drugs...)

Schmatz
12-16-2001, 08:14 PM
Just because it's not allowed, doesn't mean no one does it... anyone seen my girlfr-err my goat?

Haxaty
12-17-2001, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by raVen_image

Oh, a tough guy, huh? :)

Better watch all this virus/hacker stuff. Homeland Security(A.K.A. Bush's new Nazi-Order) has declared hacking, ANY HACKING, to be a terrorist act. :D

That's insane! I, and a lot of my friends, have helped to improve the security of sites and classified information by hacking ourselves into the system (without causing any form of harm!) and reporting it without defacing (altering) the site.

I am NOT a terrorist, the people I have helped sent me flowers. :D

raVen_image
12-17-2001, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Haxaty
I am NOT a terrorist, the people I have helped sent me flowers. :D
So.... they supported you in your terrorist acts, eh? "Those that [support] a terrorist...ARE terrorists" --Bush.

Don't feel bad. I just found out yesterday, that by his B R O A D definition of terrorism ...I am also a terrorist, because I have consumed illegal drugs. Apparently, I un-wittingly supported terrorsts by purchasing narcotics.
Ipso Facto: I supported terrorists...I, too, am a terrorist. :(

I get the feeling that he is going to cry "WAR" on abortion clinics next, calling them terrorists to the unborn.

Someone has to stop this megalomaniac. I am itching to get the next election underway.

Jake
12-17-2001, 02:01 PM
NO HAXORING!!!!!!

Haxaty
12-17-2001, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Jake
NO HAXORING!!!!!!

PLEASE LEARN HOW TO POST NORMAL MESSAGES THAT MAKE SENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehe, sorry about that one. But I have no idea what you're talking about.
And by the way.. I don't refer to myself as 3l33t h4X0r, those are the script kiddies. thank you.

The Adventurer
12-17-2001, 03:43 PM
Fer the love a mike! I ask about how to become a mod and look whats happened..... Does any one realy know?

Schmatz
12-18-2001, 09:25 PM
In your occupation area, type Mod... it will make you feel all better... that's about it, I mean, it makes you a mod in your own eyes. In my eyes, I run these forums... yeah, right, I wish.

I R not 1337 h4x0r

Fender
12-20-2001, 04:29 AM
OK, be a good poster, be nice to everyone except troublemakers, make a whole lot of friends, NEVER ask to be a mod cos that normally makes them think that your not capable of doing something and waiting for it, break up fights and wars, and use long words to impress admins. A family size selection box won't do you any damage either.... :)

Metallus
12-20-2001, 04:49 AM
Originally posted by Haxaty


PLEASE LEARN HOW TO POST NORMAL MESSAGES THAT MAKE SENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehe, sorry about that one. But I have no idea what you're talking about.
And by the way.. I don't refer to myself as 3l33t h4X0r, those are the script kiddies. thank you.

To become a mod, it helps not to yell at the admins ;).

Lemon Head
12-20-2001, 07:12 AM
I like hackers actually...white hat hackers anyway, what nice people :)

Huz
12-20-2001, 12:12 PM
...and use long words to impress admins...
Not too long though, or you'll just be accused of being an English teacher.

ED
12-20-2001, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by Huz

Not too long though, or you'll just be accused of being an English teacher.

or they may just not understand your post

Schmatz
12-20-2001, 07:38 PM
Anyone know how to speak Celtic? That will surely get you to admin lvl heh

Meksilon
12-30-2001, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by Schmatz
Anyone know how to speak Celtic? That will surely get you to admin lvl heh

Or know how to speak machine code, that might help!

=mek=

Haxaty
12-30-2001, 06:10 AM
Originally posted by Metallus
To become a mod, it helps not to yell at the admins ;).
Really? I though I could easily overpower them ;)
Originally posted by Lemon Head
I like hackers actually...white hat hackers anyway, what nice people :)
They are actually, damn the black hats :)
Originally posted by Meksilon
Or know how to speak machine code, that might help!
You mean assembly? I can, well.. a bit ;)
ok, ok, the only thing I did was write a multi-OS loader.. :(

Kj°len
01-22-2002, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by Meksilon


Or know how to speak machine code, that might help!

=mek=

Anyone can speak machine code:

00110101010001010101010100101010101011001010101101 00101010101010101010101010010110111100101010101001 01010101010101001010101010010101010101010101010101 010010010101010110101001

Or is that computer code? They are the same right?

Metallus
01-22-2002, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by The Adventurer
I'd love to moderate the Fan-Fiction board if you make it or any bourd that may be under staffed. Its a dream of mine to be a moderator. So are you looking for mods? Because I'm your man!

GFN's got a fanfic/poetry board, and the submissions don't need to be GF-related.

King Andrei
07-06-2002, 06:44 PM
There's more ways you can become a mod:

1) hack mod's account.
2) hack admin's account and use it to make yourself a mod.;P

Ben Whatsisname
07-31-2002, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by King Andrei
There's more ways you can become a mod:

1) hack mod's account.
2) hack admin's account and use it to make yourself a mod.;P

Aren't you late for your plexonomy appointment, Andrei555? You got "hacked" by an ad, for crying out loud. lol

The Adventurer: Just e-mail a clearly typed, correctly spelled request for the position to the moderator of the section you wish to run a fanfic forum in. Include your reasoning why you think such a forum should exist.

Metallus
07-31-2002, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by Ben Whatsisname
The Adventurer: Just e-mail a clearly typed, correctly spelled request for the position to the moderator of the section you wish to run a fanfic forum in. Include your reasoning why you think such a forum should exist. Forum requests are one thing, but admins HATE mod requests. You get to be a mod not by asking, but by behaving yourself and helping others. Recommending other people for mod positions is alright, though.

Andrei: Stop replying to dead threads. It's a bad habit to get into and will only serve to piss people off.

scabb
07-31-2002, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by Haxaty
And by the way.. I don't refer to myself as 3l33t h4X0r, those are the script kiddies. thank you.

You used to, but then you realised that that's not cool anymore because proper hackers don't call themselves it.

Metallus
07-31-2002, 08:33 PM
This thread is so December 2001.

*lock*