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Little Vader
12-01-1999, 08:27 PM
Ok, I'm stuck with a hard descion: Our company wants to invest a portion of our money in the stock market, except we can't decide which to buy. Any suggestions?

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12-01-1999, 11:33 PM
Invest in toys.

Everyone likes toys.

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