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rebel_jediknight
01-01-2000, 10:32 PM
Anybody want to speculate about some SW/ST character crosses? Here's how it happens:

Voyager finds a wormhole, which takes them to the SW galaxy, where they meet all our good friends from the movies.

Possible combinations:

Threepio/Captain Janeway- yikes!!
Threepio/Seven of Nine- Ouch!!!
Threepio/Tuvok??- Help!
Jar Jar/Seven- I don't want to think about what would happen!!!
Jar Jar/Tuvok- RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

Han/Janeway- Either they would get along really well, or they would drive each other crazy. Possible scenario:
They've just met aboard Voyager. Janeway starts ordering Han around and he blows a fuse:
"Look, Your Captainfulness, I take orders from just one person. Me."
Blackout.

Han/Q-
Q: "You are a lower life-form."
Han: "Lower life-form! Well, I'm glad you're here to tell us these things!"

Leia/Janeway- Same as for Han/Janeway- either they get along, or they drive each other crazy. Possible scenario:
Leia: "I don't know who you are, or where you came from. But from now on, you do what I say."
Blackout.

Can anybody think of any more?
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What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
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We're doomed!

[This message has been edited by rebel_jediknight (edited January 01, 2000).]

Imladil
01-02-2000, 01:55 AM
Captain Kirk and Luke Skywalker:

"Don't talk back to ME, you little punk space fairy!" *Smack!*

Or what would happen in a conversation between Yoda and Tuvok? The conversation would go on for days...

rebel_jediknight
01-02-2000, 11:55 AM
That's exactly why I didn't put it in, Imladil.
How about Yoda and Seven of Nine? Or Yoda/Janeway? Those would be interesting!

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What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
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We're doomed!

Darth Sceltor
01-02-2000, 02:10 PM
Hmph, not fully human are you, unable to become one with the Force you are.

Force? We will assimilate it.

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I'm a Sith on break.

rebel_jediknight
01-02-2000, 02:31 PM
How about Han/Tuvok?
Tuvok: "Most illogical."
Han: "Yeah, really."

Or Vader vs the Borg Queen?
Borg Queen: "We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile-aahhhh!" (Falls to the ground choking as Vader does a Sith Force Choke.)
Vader: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
Blackout.
http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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Imladil
01-03-2000, 02:41 AM
"Hello, and welcome to Reality Debate 2000. Tonight's guests are Yoda, a two-foot Jedi master, and Q, an omnipotent superbeing. Our topic tonight: is the spoon real?"

Bring popcorn. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

rebel_jediknight
01-08-2000, 06:33 PM
HAHAHAHA!!! Now that would be interesting!

How about C3PO vs. Data? OUCH!

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Lt Guilo
01-08-2000, 08:20 PM
Yeah, right. Like watching mold slowly form on a block of improperly-stored muenster cheese.

C'mon, those two would get along so famously that they'd be swapping electric sheep jokes for several millennia...Artoo would be crushed. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

rebel_jediknight
01-09-2000, 01:26 AM
Artoo and Seven of Nine would get along really well.

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What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
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We're doomed!

Imladil
01-11-2000, 02:28 AM
<font size=7><font color=red>Electric sheep jokes...!</font></font> http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

Thanx! I needed a good laugh...

Nute Gunray
01-12-2000, 11:30 PM
Artoo?
I'm sure he could find some company with another Artoo unit.

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I have far more interesting and important things to do with whatever time humanity has left than fretting about this load of BS...like hierarchizing my extensive collection of taped "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" episodes by lifelines and final answers.

Lujayne
01-13-2000, 02:52 AM
Don't even think about it, Nute!!
rj, go for it!!
--L.
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Imladil
01-13-2000, 05:37 AM
"How many electric sheep does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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Nute Gunray
01-13-2000, 08:25 PM
I doubt that I could. My IP is probably banned. Or not.

I just released one of those over on XWA.

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I have far more interesting and important things to do with whatever time humanity has left than fretting about this load of BS...like hierarchizing my extensive collection of taped "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" episodes by lifelines and final answers.


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Imladil
01-13-2000, 10:23 PM
Q: "Why did the electric sheep cross the road?"

A: "A negative charge on the other side precipitated electromangetic attraction."

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif BAW-haw-haw-HAW--!

Imladil
01-13-2000, 10:28 PM
"This electric sheep goes into a bar, walks up to the bartender and says, 'Gimme a shot.' The bartender sez, 'We don't serve your kind in here.' So the electric sheep discharges 110,000 kilowatts of static electricity into the bar, instantly frying the bartender and all the patrons. Moral: don't mess with electric sheep."

Imladil
01-13-2000, 10:32 PM
Zen electric sheep riddle:

"Does an electric sheep have a Buddha nature?"

<font size=1>I'm having way too much fun with this electric sheep thing!</font>

Imladil
01-13-2000, 10:34 PM
"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Electric sheep."

"Electric sheep who?"

"Baaa!" *crackle* "Baaaaaa!" *zap*

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif?

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Lujayne
01-14-2000, 02:53 AM
... <u>Oy!</u>


http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

Imladil
01-14-2000, 06:53 AM
Q: "How can you tell when there's an electric sheep in your pajamas?"

A: "By the smell of burned lanolin."

Shootist
01-14-2000, 10:24 AM
Imladil, my knowledge of electric sheep is somewhaat limited. Help me out here. Are electric sheep bi polar, or are those the dreaded North Polar Sheep?
I've heard of barber polar sheep, and I hear that the Totem polar sheep are a sight too, but they're a bit violent for me.
I did see a guy the other day following an electric sheep down to the stream with a sheer and a bowl of mint jelly...said he was hopin' that sucker would cook himself.

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ACK...Phht!!
Bill the Cat

Imladil
01-15-2000, 08:03 AM
Self-basting. Yum! Wake me when it's done...

Lujayne
01-15-2000, 01:55 PM
Here is something my friend rosencrantz wanted mt to add:

Q.what's the difference between a rock song and a scottish folk song?
A. the rock song goes "hey you, get offa my cloud!" and the scott. folk song goes "hey mcCloud, get offa my ewe!"

ew. but enjoyable nonetheless.

Imladil
01-16-2000, 06:06 AM
Baaa! Baa!

<font size=1>Ooops! I mean:</font>

Ha-ha-ha-ha...! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

R.A.V.E.N.
01-16-2000, 09:23 PM
I think you need more hobbies. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

rebel_jediknight
01-16-2000, 10:19 PM
I know, I know, it's not very good... English is not my strength, believe me. I'll delete it if you want me to...
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We're doomed

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Lujayne
01-17-2000, 02:41 AM
http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/redface.gif Why on earth would you want to delete it? Never!!
--L.

rebel_jediknight
01-17-2000, 01:58 PM
Yeah but it's not very good, so...

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What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
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We're doomed

Imladil
01-18-2000, 06:08 AM
RJ, if you think I'm gonna let you discourage your own literary ambition, you have another think coming! I have copied your text (no mean feat for one as computer challenged as I), and if you delete it, I will have it posted on every BBS in the English-speaking portion of the web by the weekend.

Do you understand me? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Serious

"If I drop a superball from the top of the Empire State Building, will it bounce?"

--Little Jimmy

Imladil
01-19-2000, 04:55 AM
BTW, I like the story. When do we get to meet Star Wars people...?

rebel_jediknight
01-20-2000, 12:34 AM
Point taken, Imladil! To answer your question: SW in the next part- that is, if you want me to keep posting the story up here... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif The problem is, I'm afraid of the plot falling apart after the next section... but who knows? maybe it'll work out! But I already have some improvements to do for the first bit...

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What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
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We're doomed

[This message has been edited by rebel_jediknight (edited January 19, 2000).]

Shootist
01-20-2000, 02:28 AM
RJ, interesting story...don't delete it. Suggest you snail mail a certified copy to yourself and keep the date documentation. Known as the 'poor man's patent' it will show the court that it was Your idea and give a time line for its origination.
Even if you're just doin' it for fun it would suck wookie buggers if you found out someone else developed your idea and made a buncha space scratch on it. KEEP WRITIN RJ!!

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ACK...Phht!!
Bill the Cat

rebel_jediknight
01-20-2000, 02:38 AM
Thanks for the advice Shootist... but how do I do that?

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What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
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We're doomed

Imladil
01-20-2000, 04:10 AM
Actually, shootist, a friend of my mom's (coincidentally being a patent lawyer) told me that it's even easier than that. Just write it down and send it to yourself--but don't open it! The postmark on an unopened letter is authentication enough in a court of law. I've copyrighted a thing or two myself this way, and it just costs you the photocopying and the stamp. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

Of course, doing the registered letter bit would provide a stronger foundation for any copyright claim. I believe a notary public can do still more.

But isn't that all beside the point? Doesn't some lord high illuminatus of computer BBS land own the rights to all of our posts? I mean, that's why I never post anything here that actually makes sense in the first place...! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Fragmentary

"Is this my hand?"

--Little Jimmy

Shootist
01-20-2000, 10:07 AM
I guess I wasn't real clear in my suggestion, what you said Imladil, is exactly what I meant. I don't know about the 'God on high' part of it though. Any other Rogue-A-Roos know anything about who owns rights to what's published here? Maybe a Mod or Admin could shed light on where to look for info.

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ACK...Phht!!
Bill the Cat

rebel_jediknight
01-20-2000, 07:12 PM
Just wondering... do I print out just the 1st page... or the whole thing... or do I write it out by hand and send it to myself? I'm not exactly sure...

Thanks
Rebel

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What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
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We're doomed