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12-20-1999, 12:54 AM
Okay here is the somewhat long but extremely funny "real newspaper headline list". Thank me later

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

Farmer Bill Dies in House

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Stud Tires Out

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

Eye Drops off Shelf

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in `84

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

Deer Kill 17,000

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire

British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

Air Head Fired

Steals Clock, Faces Time

Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff

Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni

Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction

Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

Include your Children when Baking Cookies

12-20-1999, 02:05 AM

Lt Guilo
12-20-1999, 07:54 AM

12-20-1999, 10:12 AM
Leno? White Trash Female???

Say what, over?

12-20-1999, 10:24 AM
Thanks, R.A.V.E.N.!!

12-22-1999, 04:17 AM
I laughed so hard, I woke my mom up ans she got out of bed to see what was so funny!

would you stand still if you were being approached by two naked men with Ewok food smeared all over them?

12-22-1999, 01:06 PM
Hey I've got some funny stories here that might interest you guys. Should I post em?

Sa Memax
12-22-1999, 07:23 PM
Haha.Hey Taarkin?What would you do?I certainly WOULD NOT stand still.YECH!!!

12-23-1999, 12:09 AM
Please don't post any funny stories here. This is a serious forum.

<font size=1>(Yeah, right... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)</font>

12-23-1999, 06:25 PM
"Man shot 4 times, authorities suspect suicide" that actually appeared in a local newspaper a while back. wierd...

02-05-2000, 02:15 AM
I laughed so hard I cried.

02-05-2000, 02:07 PM
Hey Taarkin, you read X-wing series books?

02-05-2000, 05:41 PM
Wow you had to dig back to get this thread!

Lt Guilo
02-15-2000, 03:00 AM
Wow. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/icons/icon3.gif

That was a peculiar, yet somehow perceptive reply, R.A.V.E.N.... http://indigo.ie/~owenc/starwars/images/PBsmile1a.gif

You know how suspicious I get when I see such things coming from your direction....*(j\k)* http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

...and if you didn't, well then - NOW you do! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

02-17-2000, 02:16 AM
Wha.... huh..... Who has woken me from my slumber?! Oh! LT. G! That was, un-nerving...... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

Lt Guilo
02-18-2000, 04:15 AM
And yet, I see you still had the nerve. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

02-18-2000, 05:19 AM
Ah, lack of nerve has never been a problem LT. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif