View Full Version : How do you get the ROSWELL UFO?
04-22-2000, 05:29 AM
Hey if anyone can help me out that would be cool.
How do I get this Roswell UFO that I have heard so much about?
04-22-2000, 08:11 AM
Believe it or not, you get the UFO at your friendly neighborhood airport. They don't have signs up that say 'This way to the UFO' or anything like that, because it's supposed to be a secret. The trick is to find the crew members on their way to the landing site.
The UFO crew members are fairly easy to spot. They wear bright saffron-yellow space wear and can often be heard singing a song or two from their homeworld. They look outwardly human, except they can only grow a little hair on their head, which they usually decorate or braid in some way. Most notably, the UFO people will be interested in money, for it is quite poor where they come from, and they need to buy enough fuel to get home.
If asked, of course, the yellow space people will deny that there even is a UFO. This is where you must be sneaky. Pretend to be one of them, dress similarly and follow them around. The patience will pay off with a wonderful ride on a real flying saucer!
<font size=1>In other words, there is no UFO. Sorry.</font> http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif
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04-22-2000, 04:06 PM
Sounds like you're talkin' about an old DEVO concert. Most recently weren't the Beastie Boys clad accordingly in a video? Perhaps there IS a UFO somwhere.
As for the camel you mentioned, is that a Sopwith Camel, a dromedary, or a bactrian?
Don't do things like wear stinkey green tennis shoes, they may get a lot of attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love...Ack...Phhht!!!
04-23-2000, 06:33 AM
A flying camel, one hump, smells real, real bad and spits at TIE fighters. The camel doesn't have shields, and she doesn't go very fast...but brother, you won't have to land for water for quite a while!
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