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Imladil
05-15-2000, 04:16 AM
All right! Quit screwing around on the computer, and go tell your mother you love her. It's Mother's Day, fer crissakes...!

I'll be right here, waiting. Go on.

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"Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?"
--Thrustweasel of Earth

The Master
05-15-2000, 10:14 PM
But I live so far away! Oh well, I'll just send a card. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

Imladil
05-16-2000, 05:49 AM
The master, how can you be on the Internet but not have a telephone?

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The Master
05-16-2000, 01:08 PM
Well I use, ummm, a magical internet.

Imladil
05-17-2000, 08:46 AM
Oh, well, actually I'm living on a space station a million and a half years in the future, on the other side of the galaxy, and I'm accessing the Internet with a reversed tachyon temporal communications shunt, focused off your world's gravity well and spliced into your primitive telecommunications grid through your own GPS satellite system.

So I guess you could say I don't have a phone, either... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

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"Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?"
--Thrustweasel of Earth

Shootist
05-17-2000, 12:06 PM
My phone line was taken down by a gravity storm. I have perfected the art of mental electromagnetic manipulation with emphasis on the communications field. However, my messages can only be interpreted by people who have been exposed to a lightning shower. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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Boldly Going Nowhere

[This message has been edited by Shootist (edited May 17, 2000).]

[This message has been edited by Shootist (edited May 17, 2000).]

Imladil
05-18-2000, 06:18 AM
Hello, Shootist, this is Space Radio, over? *Fzap! Crackle!* tuning in to your frequency... *Fweep!*

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"Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?"
--Thrustweasel of Earth

Shootist
05-18-2000, 11:58 AM
Weeeooohh...shnip..Crazzle..woop...This is W.A.R.P radio..today's weather will be all outside and mostly above ground. The weather is here, wish you were beautiful... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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Boldly Going Nowhere

Imladil
05-19-2000, 05:30 AM
W.A.R.P.=Weird And Radioactive Personality?

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Shootist
05-19-2000, 12:55 PM
Oh thank you ever so kindly. It's nice to be recognized.

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Boldly Going Nowhere

The Master
05-19-2000, 05:13 PM
Okay! I admit I have a phone! But that doesn't meen I can't sneak into other people's houses while their gone and use their internet. I'm not saying that I do...

Imladil
05-20-2000, 04:12 AM
Aha! Now I know! Next time, stay out of my Hostess cupcakes, too!

...And don't scare my kitties, either. They've been acting weird lately.

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"Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?"
--Thrustweasel of Earth

The Master
05-20-2000, 01:28 PM
Same with my puppies. I think something is wrong with these little baby animals that we call pets! What is this world coming to!

Shootist
05-21-2000, 04:06 AM
The vetenarian clinic. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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Boldly Going Nowhere

The Master
05-21-2000, 09:23 PM
Well I guess that is where I should head before I go insane.

The Master
05-21-2000, 09:23 PM
.....with the puppies.

Chillin
05-22-2000, 02:08 AM
I swear whenever I leave I loose something, either I have rats with a steady supply of steroids or one of you zaps yourselves over. If it is you knock it off, it gets anoying after awhile.

Shootist
05-23-2000, 12:34 AM
Don't look now my fellow hooligan pilots, but Father's Day is almost upon us.

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

Imladil
05-23-2000, 06:29 AM
<font size=5>AAA</font>AA--aaaah HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! *Snort!* HAW! HAW! HAW!.......oh, my. *(Wipes tear from eye.)*

Shootist comes up with the world's best signatures. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

Chillin
05-23-2000, 12:37 PM
Whoa, okay. Very, very, scared.

The Master
05-23-2000, 10:44 PM
Ya once Scotty beamed me down with one of my friends on the planet Betaziod, but the problem is, as I looked over at my friend, I only saw his head. So the is a WARNING! Never let Scotty beam you down.

Shootist
05-24-2000, 01:31 AM
Thanx IMLADIL we try to please. I have no idea where they come from. Perhaps they come when I'm contemplating the drops of water that the elephant sprayed on the mirror. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

Chillin
05-24-2000, 01:32 AM
I always have Daisy Duke beam me down. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

The Master
05-24-2000, 09:47 PM
Well any more I have the trustworthy Gordi Laforge beam me down. Luckly he is a little more mentaly in there than Scotty.

Chillin
05-24-2000, 10:06 PM
Well if you want someone reliable you can count on me.

Lalala, zap the head here, an arm there... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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"For eternal happiness send 10 dollars to Chillin at Chillin@dellnet.com" :)

Shootist
05-24-2000, 11:54 PM
Hey! If Daisy Duke's around I'm stayin' PUT. You'd hafta pull my dang arms-n-legs OFF to get me away from her!! YEEEE DANG HAAAW!! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

Imladil
05-25-2000, 04:58 AM
Doot, doo-doo, Okay...target coordinates. Activate thingie, er I mean the angular confinement beam--zap, gotcha! Umm...charging the buffers...linking systems...now what? What am I forgetting? Aw, screw it--pull the lever.

<font color=yellow>HUMMMMMMMM-MMMMMM--!</font>

The look of surprise on their...well, face, I guess, is always so precious. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

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"Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?"
--Thrustweasel of Earth

[This message has been edited by Imladil (edited May 25, 2000).]

The Master
05-25-2000, 04:32 PM
I think I'll pass. After you do that all be all over the galaxy. And we wouldn't want that to happen now, would we?

Chillin
05-25-2000, 08:36 PM
Of course we wouldn't... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif

The Master
05-26-2000, 06:16 PM
You don't sound to serious.

Chillin
05-28-2000, 09:03 PM
Are you saying that I wouldn't mind seeing you gone?

Darn he's on to my plan! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif

The Master
05-28-2000, 10:49 PM
Ya, I am on to your plan! Now I had better take you out before you take me out. Unless you behave better!

Chillin
05-29-2000, 02:51 AM
I am sorry MASTER, but I have the Dark Side as my ally you cannot win. I will wipe you off the face of time, prepare to DIE!! HAHAHA!! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/tongue.gif

Shootist
05-29-2000, 02:25 PM
YEE HAWWW!!! Looks llike Bo and Luke Duke are finnaly gonna Duke it out (pardon the pun) http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif

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VERY FUNNY SCOTTY, now please beam down my PANTS!!!

The Master
05-29-2000, 08:45 PM
Hold your tongue! I have the dark side as my ally to! So prepare to die! Mwa ha ha ha!

Imladil
05-31-2000, 06:42 PM
Well, I just went back in time to visit the australopithecines and made sure that several key DNA sequences were eliminated from the ancient gene pool. This should have been sufficient to eliminate both The Master and Chillin by eliminating their remote ancestors.

Darnit. They're still here when I get back! What did I do wrong?

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"Is the state of being realized as important as realizing the state of being?"
--Thrustweasel of Earth

The Master
05-31-2000, 08:08 PM
I am just a magical person. I don't have a family history. I have always been and always will be.